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**  This is an incredibly vile story.  It involves the abuse **
** of most every sin held by every major religion.  Social   **
** moors are broken here that should not even be considered **
** You should lock me up in a mental home for this piece of  **
** work.  Yes, you should.  You should whip me and beat me   ** 
** until I repent this awful vile pice of trash.  You should **
** do it dressed in vinyl and latex, and PVC clothes.  You   **
** should all do it!  Er.. uhm, yes.  These characters are   **
** copyright AIC and Pioneer.  They would never really do    **
** this.  This should not be written owing to the fact that  **
** AIC and Pioneer are fine companies, and if this went      **
** into the mainstream public, would probably cause the      **
** shares of their stock to plummet through the ground,      **
** triggering further economic woes for the Japanese and the **
** Americans, heralding in a new low in the recessions and   **
** possibly causing the destruction of civilization as we    **
** know it.  We would be plunged into a new dark age, when   ** 
** foppish dandies would flap their wings, and poo poo at the**
** unenforceable notions of decency put forth by the local    **
** constabulary.                                             **
** The lah-tahs and the poofs would rule the world!          **
** In short, this story could cause the annihilation of all  **
** that we hold dear.  You should not read this if you're    **
** easily offended, have a heart condition, are under the age**
** of 21, heterosexual, homosexual, a pornographer, a lawyer **
** a clown, a member of the Master of Light Institute, or    **
** the Flat-Earth society.                                   **
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**EXPLANATION:  **                                           **
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**  This lemon was written specifically to be the worst it   **
** could possibly be and to make people physically ill.  You  **
** have been warned.                                         **
** Other working titles included:                            **
**     Pukemaster 7000                                       **
**     No need for condoms                                   **
**     The bitterest lemon                                   **
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** M/M, M/F, F/F, incest, rape, cross-dressing, drug use,     **
** chat-room-speak, BDSM, ray guns, running with scissors,   **
** torture, violence, nudity, horse rides, scatology,        **
** advanced topology, Nazis, Sakuya, Chaldeans, masturbation,**
** carrots and coarse language                               ** 
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Stomach Wrenching Lemons!  A New Low!  (By Eikon Ejecta Elblag)

 Tenchi plunged the needle into his arm.  It was too much to bear.  He
had tried to stay clean off the junk, but the urges were too stong for
him.  The tightly wound piece of rubber tubing bit into his flesh,
allowing the vein to rise, like a throbbing worm beneath his skin.  The
worm greedily drank the skag that was being fed to it.  Tenchi lay back
against his futon and felt the rush of force as the heroin crossed his
blood-brain barrier.  He had taken a huge dose.  Coupled with the fact
that he had given up Heroin for Lent, his starved body began convulsing
and jittering.  He felt euphoric.  It was like having sex with a virgin
goat.  He felt horrible cramping pain.  It was like having sex with a
sea urchin (with all the spines).   There was a sudden rushing of his
bowels, and his pants filled with liquid.  "WTF!" he tried to gasp, but
all he could do was flop like a limp phallus in a growing puddle of
blood and shit.  The room spun, he kicked over the candle he had used
to sterilize his needle.  The room went dark.  "OMFG, I paid 80,000 yen
for the H and I'm blacking out?!  Firk ding splt!"  he ejaculated.  Then he
realized the room was dark because he had kicked the candle over.  "Oh
good... I'm still here...  it's just dark... Now, what did I shit out?"
He felt inside of his pants and drew forth a slippery mass.  "This is
certainly an interesting poop!"  he cried as he rubbed it against his
cheek.  "It seems stickier than most!"  The junk was inside his brain,
bonding to his chemoreceptors and jumping up and down just as a goblin
wearing a buff waist coat, blue breeches, and red shoes would. 

  "Hello, Poop!"  Tenchi creamily murmured as he slid the object in and
out of his mouth.  "You certainly are full of iron!  I wonder what I
ate to produce you!"  He bit into the object and felt the liquid center
gush forth.  he chewed thoughtfully, mashing the bloody object around
his mouth, and finally swallowing it.  The light came on.  Tenchi
blinked at the open doorway.  

  "WTF!?!?!/1/!?!/1/1??1/1!" came a chorus of cries from the other side
of the door.  Tenchi's entire extended family, (including his aunt with
little Taro) saw him curled on the floor, in a puddle of his own blood
and feces, clutching the bleeding body of a decapitated, malformed,
cancerous, aborted fetus.  Tenchi felt its blind, sightless head with
its gaping maw splash into his digestive juices, and begin to return
nutrients to his body that it had taken only weeks before.  It had
returned to his gut, but this time it was on the other side of the
walls of his stomach.  A sweat drop appeared on Tenchi's forehead.  The
reader should take note that heroin usage will sometimes cause
spontaneous abortions.  This is what has happened here.  Tenchi
inadvertently aborted his child.  

  Ryoko flew, enraged, into the room and smashed Tenchi's head into the
floor.  "What the hell are you doing?!" she screamed.  "What the hell
is this?!" She lifted his body with one hand and pushed him through the
wall.  His features became bloody and distended, and his pants being
weighted down with his blood and effluence fell to his ankles.  "Would
you like a real woman, Tenchi?!" She cried again, and rammed her fist
up his ass to the elbow.  She began to form an energy ball inside his
body.  Tenchi screamed.  Ayeka strode into the room wearing nothing but
spike heeled shoes, a black leather apron, and a dentist's facemask.  In
her hands she held a large set of pliers.

  "This won't hurt a bit, my perverted little Jurian prince!"  she
cackled.  She reached into his mouth with the pliers, gripped his left
second molar and yanked.  Because his mouth was so slippery from the
blood the pliers fell off and she had to wrench at it several times
before it finally came out in her hand.  "Let's see you eat my little
slutsters cooking now, you wench!"  She cried and smashed the pliers
into his front teeth, shattering some of them.  She found an exposed
nerve and began to pick at it with her long talon like fingernails.
Tenchi at this point was screaming.  He was impaled on Ryoko's fist,
while Ayeka picked at raw nerves in his mouth,  he tried to struggle,
but couldn't lift his arms or legs (since heroin's short term side
effects include a heaviness in the limbs, and Washu had cut it with
muscle relaxant.)  

 "Ryoko!  Down!" Ayeka snapped, her red painted labia flapping wildly.  

 "Yes, my queen!"  Ryoko submissively submitted and dropped Tenchi to
the floor.  She extracted her fist from his ass and began to lick it
appreicatively.  Ayeka stuck one of her heels into his navel and
stamped down hard.  This had the effect of rupturing his liver and
flooding his alimentary canal with bile.  Tenchi writhed in pain and
she kicked and stamped at him.  

  "You bastard!" she cried "Popping skag without me?!  Doing junk
without calling your little slut junket?!"  She began breathing fire,
and scorching him in the process.  It is a little known fact that
firebreathing is a recessive gene in the Jurian royal family.  As it
turns out, only those with purple hair can do it.  Ayeka had been
trained by sexy bald monks from a very early age in the art of ejecting
flame from all of her orifice.  (This included her butt)  She blasted
him with a gout of fire.  "Say it!  Call me your little slut junket!"   

 "You are my little slut junket!"  he screamed.  She stamped on his throat.  
  
 "LOUDER!"  

 "You are my little slut junket!"  he tried to get the words out, but
as her shiny black leather heel was quashing his larynx, he could only
manage a coarse whisper.  She did not like this.  Yosho handed her a
whip and she began to beat him mercilessly with it.  

  "Slut junket! (whack) Slut junket!! (whack) Slut junket!!! (whack!) I
AM YOUR SLUT JUNKET!!!! (WHACK!!)"  Ryoko in the meantime had finished
licking her arm clean of Tenchi's fecal matter and had begun to have
sex with baby Taro along with Tenchi's aunt.  Nobuyuki was being
fellated by Azaka and Kamadake, while Yosho was having his pick of
Sasami and Washu, those with the youngest and most pure bodies.
Mihoshi and Kiyone did not have sex.  Instead, they stripped naked and
began to lick the floor with their tongues.  

  The orgy lasted for 12 hours, and caused a cumulative production of
five gallons of jism.  Using a handy replicator Washu had, they began 
to bathe in the onsen, in a pool of pure sperm.  Miraculously, all of
Tenchi's wounds were healed.  When you have the goddess of science
living under your stairs, these things can happen.  

  Baby Taro splashed happily in the semen, giggling and throwing balls
of the goop around.  His tiny infant member was tumescent with joy.
Kiyone watched him, her own vagina becoming moist as she schemed.  She
swam the river of spooge using a graceful breaststroke until she was
next to Taro.  She stopped breaststroking as she picked up Taro's young
nubile body.

  "I think little Taro is getting excited about something!" she said,
drawing forth a handful of semen, running it through her silky black
hair and using the rest as lubrication to stroke Taro's penis.  "What
do you think it could be?"  She held Taro up to Ryoko, who was bathing
naked under a semen-fall of the man-slime.  As Ryoko lifted her head
into the waterfall, and opened her mouth and began to drink greedily,
Taro made a noise and voided his bowels.  Kiyone took a small log of the
dung and chewed thoughtfully on it.  She pointed Taro towards Ayeka who
was bound completely in black leather straps with a 22" dildo rammed up
her ass, and being whipped by Sasami in a miniature dominatrix's
costume.  Taro burped and yawned, but did not do anything else.  

 "Oh mistress Sasami!" Ayeka called "Beat me harder!  I beg of you!"
Sasami had a ball gag in her mouth a butt plug up her ass, and an even
larger dildo (25") strapped onto her shaved pubics.  As she beat Ayeka,
she rammed her sister's vagina with the dildo, causing Ayeka to scream 
and moan more.  Blood spurted.  

  Kiyone pointed Taro at Tenchi, and Taro giggled.  Kiyone's eyes
brightened.  "Everyone, I think little Taro wants to have sex with
Tenchi!"  she called.  Taro burped and shook his head.  

  "He's concerned about possibly being labeled as 'gay'." Yosho (who was
naked) wisely said, as he rode Nobuyuki as one rides a horse.  Nobuyuki,
also naked, reared back, pawed at the air and pretended to neigh.  His
own erect member scraping the ground behind them.  

  "I have the solution to that!" cried Washu, and she pointed a small
ray gun at Tenchi.  As she fired, his hair turned mousy brown and grew
down to his shoulders.  Working as fast as she could, Washu quickly tied
Tenchi's now long hair into identical pigtails. "Everyone!  You remember
Tenko!  Back from when we had to pass that Jurian checkpoint and
overthrow Kagato?"   Everyone agreed.  They had been sought by the
Galaxy Police as well as the Jurian military, and had to alter their
appearances. Since they were pretending to be a passing tour of
schoolgirls, Tenchi had been forced into a dress and given the name
"Tenko"  Little Taro pointed, giggled, vomited, and nodded.  

  "Come on everyone!"  Washu cried, forcing the protesting Tenchi
towards the door.  "Don't worry Taro, we'll have Tenko back here in no
time!"  Kiyone stayed with Taro, playing games with him as only a
'funny' uncle could.  Soon Washu poked her head in the door and called
"She's ready!  Send little Taro in here!"  Kiyone took Taro's hand and
helped him stagger towards the door.  All the other girls filed out and
began committing sapphic acts with each other in the semen filled onsen.
Kiyone pushed Taro through the door.  Tenko lay sprawled across a dias,
his body was barely covered by one of Ayeka's gowns.  His face was made
up, and he was handcuffed to the bedposts.  Taro suddenly seemed a lot
more sure in his walking.  He knew what he wanted and that it was right
there, helpless before him.  

  Taro walked with a new boldness towards the struggling Tenko.  Tenko
struggled at her bonds.  Damn Washu and her skill at tying Gordian knots!
Tenko submitted to Washu's superior aptitude in topology, and wept.  Taro
reached the dias and fell over once as he tried to climb it. He got up
with renewed vigor and stood on the dias with Tenko.  His towering 2'8"
figure looked down on the prone struggling man-girl.  He fell to all
fours again and began to crawl under the silk kimono.  With strength
that could only be gained by extreme determinism, he ripped Ryoko's fuzzy
leopard print panties off of Tenko's genitals.  Tenko screamed and pleaded
for mercy.  He was being raped by an infant while wearing the girls'
clothes.  He found himself becoming quite turned on.  Ayeka's kimono
felt so soft and slippery against his skin.  Tenko's member rose, and
Taro mounted it with his ass.  Taro bounced, as babies often will bounce
if left to its own devices, or when dropped by a tot snatcher.

  Tenko and Taro both screamed at the same time;  Tenko's voice a high
falsetto, in sharp contrast to Taro's infant wails.  Suddenly, the
door opened, and a man walked in wearing a filthy black poncho made of
burlap sacks that had been soiled with ashes.  His head was bald
(thought not by natural means), and it looked as though he had been
wailing in the desert for many weeks.  Tenko looked at him and asked in
a sultry voice "Who are you sir, and why have you entered my boudoir?"  

1:1 The man replied, "My name is not important.  I have come from the
land of Uz to protest the horrible state of affairs in the world!

1:2 I used to have great fortune, many children, and grand homes.

1:3 They were all taken from me in an instant.  Whirlwinds caused the
walls of my house to fall on my children!

1:4 Sabeans slaughtered my sheep and goats!

1:5 Chaldeans slew my camels and servants by amassing in three bands and
putting them to the sword!" As he said 'goats', Tenko smiled dreamily.

1:6 I protest all of this because it is morally wrong!

1:7 If you continue on this path, you shall surely die a most
ignoble death!"

  Taro had crawled and found a pair of scissors and, running back,
had cut Tenko's bonds.  Tenko sat up rubbing her wrists.  

  "It sounds like you've had a rough time of it," she purred.  "Why
don't you come on over and show me what's under that sackcloth?" 
 
1:8 The man looked at Tenko harshly and said, "NO!"

  With that, he turned and walked out the door.  Tenko got off the bed
and went to look for something a little less drafty to wear.  She settled
on a pair of orange sweatpants and a giant carrot suit.  She had briefly
considered dressing up in one of Washu's nurse outfits, but figured it
wouldn't fit, and Ryoko would not part with her signature green and
orange jacket.  She would have to go lingerie shopping with the other
girls someday soon.

  As Tenchi walked back into the onsen, dressed as a giant carrot (and
wearing a fresh pair of Sasami's undies.) he could not have picked a
better time.  Mihoshi was dressed in her hot pink mecha suit, and Ryoko
slid sensuously and thigmotropically around her armored form.  Meanwhile
Sasami had been ramming a cucumber up Hitler's ass.  Hitler and his top
generals had decided to stop by for some of Sasami's "home cooking".
Von Ribbentrop and Skorzeny were riding Kiyone and Sakuya respectively.
Skorzeny, in the throes of passion blurted something about a final
solution, and ripped Sakuya's head off.  When they all saw Tenchi in his
carrot suit, they ran towards him begging him to stick himself up their
asses. 

  At the forefront however was Ryo-ohki! The cabbit had been on an
extended vacation with her cousins in Malta.  They had visited the
esteemed Dr. Benway who had introduced them to the hedonistic and
sensual pleasures that can only come when one man has sex with a young
catamite, that is to say, a young boy kept especially for the purposes
of being reamed up the ass.  Ryo-ohki was now a card carrying member of
JCBLA, the Japanese Cabbit-Boy Love Association, an offshoot of NAMBLA.
Ryo-ohki pounced on Tenchi's carrot form, crawled inside the suit, and
began to masturbate while at the same time sucking on Tenchi's wang.  

  Ayeka in her usual jealous self took Hitler and began to kiss him
passionately in front of Tenchi, knowing that he had a weakness for
Aryan men.  This had the desired effect, and soon, Hitler, Tenchi,
Ayeka, and Ryo-ohki were having a menage-a-quatre. Ayeka stroked
Hitler's small bushy mustache as she whispered further atrocities into
his ear.  

  As Hitler shot his load into Tenchi's carrot suited ass, Sasami had
moved off to the kitchen with other plans in mind.  She had seen where
the cabbit had come from, and she resented her for it.  Ryo-ohki was her
special cabbit, and the trip to Malta was a slap in the face to their
secret homosexual relationship.  Ryo-ohki wandered into the kitchen with
the "freshly fucked" look on her face.  Sasami had seen that look all
too many times.  She had seen it so often after the two of them had
finished making love in their shared bed.  Apparently Ryo-ohki cared
nothing about commitment.  She would pay for her lack of morals!  

  Sasami liltingly called out to the Cabbit.  "Ryo-ohki!  Have you seen
my gloves anywhere?"  Ryo-ohki bounded up to Sasami and mewed, shaking
her head.  The young Jurian princess picked up Ryo-ohki and set her
gently on the counter.

  "There there, Ryo-ohki... I'm sure they're around somewhere.  The
problem is, I need them if I'm going to finish cooking dinner.  You
should always wear gloves when making meals, it's not sanitary
otherwise." Sasami mused softly as Ryo-ohki looked up at her with large
round eyes, beginning to sense that something was the matter.  Sasami
took some freshly chopped carrots that she had prepared and brought them
to Ryo-ohki.  "Here." she said "You can have these.  I chopped some
extra ones after putting the rest in the stew."

  Ryo-ohki's apprehension was instantly dispelled as she drooled over
the finely chopped carrot pieces.  She mewed happily and began to eat
them greedily.  Sasami took a butcher's knife in her hand and began to
softly run her finger back and forth across the blade.  Ryo-ohki
continued to eat obliviously, though she wondered why Sasami had decided
to cut so many extra carrots for her.  Sasami ran the blade of the
cleaver in between the web of her middle and ring finger, just hard
enough to open the skin and cause a small droplet of blood to appear on
the blade's gleaming surface. She winced slightly at the pain, but
watched fascinated as the blood pooled at the base of the knife and
began to drip on the floor.  "So pretty," she murmured.

  Sasami gently placed her hand on Ryo-ohki's back and pressed the knife
into her neck.  Ryo-ohki screamed and tried to scramble away, but
Sasami, shoved the blade downwards onto the cutting board.  It was not a
clean cut.  Blood pooled all around the countertop, matting the cabbit's
fur and causing Sasami's apron to become spattered as Ryo-ohki's paws
flicked blood like drops of water from a pond.  "Idiot!" Sasami thought
to herself. "I should have used a serrated blade!" She picked up
Ryo-ohki by a rear paw and slammed her head on the countertop.  Sasami
could hear some of the bones in the cabbit's neck crack.  Holding
Ryo-ohki by the ears now, she inspected the jagged crescent shaped slash
that cut across the cabbit's neck.  Yes, some of the vertebrae were
definitely broken. Sasami greedily pressed her face into the messy wound
and began to drink. Ryo-ohki's fur tickled her nose as her teeth tore at
the flesh.

  Ryo-ohki was caterwauling pathetically now.  She had seen the specter
of death, and knew exactly what was coming.  The pain of Sasami tearing
at her body was getting dimmer.  Sasami, gripped Ryo-ohki's throat with
one nailed hand, and ripped her larynx and esophagus out.  Ryo-ohki
could now only gasp and burble in shock.  Tearing open the ribbed tissue
of the esophagus, Sasami found some of the half-eaten carrots that she
had just fed Ryo-ohki.  She put the esophagus to her lips and began to
suck on it like a drinking straw.  Soon the regurgitated carrots were in
her mouth and she swallowed them, along with Ryo-ohki's spittle, blood
and even a little stomach juice.

  Soon, Sasami held a lifeless corpse in her hands.  Aside from the
gaping hole in her neck, and the dark red matted fur, Ryo-ohki almost
looked like she was sleeping.  Sasami examined the body with a critical
eye.  The skin wasn't damaged too much.  That was a good thing.

  Sasami soon left the kitchen, wearing nothing but a newly sewn pair of
cabbit skin panties.  She had voided her bowels on Ryo-ohki's carcass
as she had tossed it out the back door.  She knew that the flies would
soon come, and that flies would mean maggots, tearing at the rotting
meat of her former lover.  She laughed maniacally for quite a while.  

  Hitler was still in the living room, but this time, he was wearing
Kiyone's headband and a short taffeta dress.  Suddenly, the sounds of
Yiddish singing filtered through the air.  Hitler jumped up and cried
"Juden Raus!" 

  Outside the house however, a gigantic 20 foot tall man with the
distended head of an ibis was the one that was doing the singing. He
knelt on one knee and fired rainbow bursts of semen from his nine headed
penis.  The spurts came in time with the words, which nobody understood.
Hitler drew his revolver and fired at the being, which could only be
described as the Egyptian god Thoth.  Thoth turned and proceeded to whip
Hitler with his nine phalluses.  Hitler soon fell to the ground muddying
the beautiful dress he was wearing.  Thoth did not stop,  His penises
grew longer and longer, until they were as parts of a whip. Hitler was
being whipped by a cat'o'nine penises.  After Hitler had been summarily
killed, and his body covered in flesh-eating crabs, Thoth removed his 
member and it morphed into a menorah.  Gripping it tightly, and riding 
it like a broomstick, he flew off into the sky with the menorah shooting
flames behind him.  He never had stopped singing the deep booming Yiddish
words.  The Masaki family truly did not know what to make of this at all,
so they began to fuck each other again.  

  Mihoshi had found the head of Sakuya after it had been discarded by
Skorzeny.  She was playing with it as though it were a volleyball,
hitting it to herself over and over.  The rest of the family noticed
what she was doing and came over to her.  Kiyone took her sunglasses off
to reveal two black eyes that Tenchi had given her after he had beaten
her for faking an orgasm.  

  "Hey, Mihoshi!  Want to play strip volleyball?" she asked.  

  "Uhm... okay!" Mihoshi said without thinking.  

  "Alright, well then, strip!" Kiyone commanded.  Soon Mihoshi was
completely naked before her partner.  Kiyone took a razor and shaved
Mihoshi's head, eyebrows and pubic region.  Now Mihoshi was totally
naked and also totally hairless before her partner.  "Why don't you go
get the others, Mihoshi!  I'm sure they'll want to play too!" 

  "Uhm.. okay, but Kiyone, why did you shave me completely bald?"
Mihoshi asked, idly pushing at her discarded hair on the ground. 

  "Because bears would eat you if I didn't, Mihoshi."  Kiyone said with
mock tenderness in her voice.  "I didn't want that to happen, because I
love you, Mihoshi... Now go get the others."  As Mihoshi bounced away,
Kiyone picked up the hair from the ground.  She stuck two handfuls of it
up to her nose and inhaled deeply.  Kiyone had a hair fetish, and now
she had a large amount of Mihoshi's silky blonde hair to play with.  She
became giddy as a schoolgirl as she carefully collected each and every
strand from the ground.  She had enough here to make a wig, as she
skipped off to where Yagami was parked, she orgasmed with each step
thinking about what would happen.  Indeed she had to stop several times
along the way and masturbate herself just thinking about the lovely
blonde hair that she now held in her possession.  

  The bald, hairless Mihoshi beheld a truly strange sight.  Ryoko and
Ayeka were fucking the very house itself!  The house groaned and creaked
as the princess and the pirate pushed themselves up and down upon the
architectural moulding of the house.  Ayeka was using her gripping hand
to rub her gripping breast while her other two arms held onto the roof
for support.  Ryoko meanwhile was talking dirty to the house and causing
the paint to turn a dark shade of red.  "Oh yes.. I know you like that.
Your rafters always get so hard when I rub you there.  Oh yes, fuck me
harder.  Put that weathervane where it belongs!  Yes! Yes! YES! YES!!
YES!!!"  As Ryoko dissolved into the throes of passion, Mihoshi crawled
up and began to exhibit herself in front of one of the windows.  The
houses rafters got quite hard at this, and there was some splitting of
beams as the roof heaved in time with her rhythmic dancing.  

  Washu burst forth from the lab dragging two figures behind her.  The
figures were covered in opaque cloth, and were obscured, but the smaller
one seemed to writhe around a great deal as she stumbled.  Washu pushed
the figures into the front yard and looked up at the girls.  "I AM THE
GREATEST FUCKING GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE!" She screamed with no hint of
double entendres.  She whipped the canvasses off to reveal what used to
be Tenchi and Sasami.  They had been horribly altered by Washu's surgeries
and mad science.  "I'VE SHOWN THEM, SHOWN THEM ALL!!!" Washu screamed
louder, and fell to the ground in a fit of masturbations.  "I'm not good
enough for the academy, am I?  Well they can go fuck themselves now!"
she cried as she fisted both her vagina and ass at the same time.

  Tenchi was a mass of red quivering labia and holes surrounded by
neatly trimmed patches of hair. His features were still visible, he was
wearing a miniskirt and bra that "Tenko" had thought were just the
cutest.  Sasami was completely naked and somewhat disoriented.  Hundreds
of penises had been grafted onto her body.  Penises of all different
sizes and colors sticking out at all different angles.  They all pointed
towards Tenchi, who as it was now clear, was covered in vaginas.
Apparently the penises were prehensile as well.  Sasami bounded over and
began fucking Tenchi with 47 of the penises on her front half.  An
additional 28 on her back grew tumescent (but also still flexible) and
wrapped around to some of the vaginas on Tenchi's back.  It was an
embrace of penises.  The remainder, mostly those too small to reach were
hitting against each other and increasing Sasami's sexual excitement.
Tenchi, being screwed in 75 holes at the same time couldn't contain
himself.  He orgasmed over and over again.  Sasami climaxed at roughly
the same time and fired a gallon of sperm into Tenchi's pussy covered
form.  The melded into one being.  A great being of penises and vaginas.
Arms flailed and whips and chains were drawn.  

  Ryoko, Ayeka, Washu, and Yosho swam around the sea of penises moving
more by touch than anything else Nobody wore clothes anymore.  Nobuyuki
and Yugi copulated under a phallus tree.  The child was born several
minutes later, and was immediately slaughtered by Yugi herself in an act
of defiance against family values.  Everything was covered in semen.
Azaka and Kamadake were both used and abused for their wood, and log
like structure.  The house collapsed in on itself, and the onsen spilled
forth; dropping its flood of semen into a large hole that had opened up
in the very surface of the earth itself.  The ground trembled and shook
as Gaea herself was screwed.  Mihoshi had been decapitated by the
falling timbers of the house.  Her bald head sprouted small insectoid
legs and skittered around gripping every penis it could find and sucking
for all it was worth. In the end, it was the very ground that
swallowed them whole. The whole mess of humans, aliens, penises,
fetishes, orgies, fags, breeders, cunts, sperm, blood, entrails, shit,
and depravity was swallowed up by the earth itself.  By all accounts
it's still going on to this day.  

-fin

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Well, this was my first published fan-fic!  Write me with comments, and
be honest!

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