Disclaimer: I do not own tenchi and all the other peoples besides the announcers, cuz I made them up. everybody else is owned by somebody else...I'm also not making any money off of this...im bored so I did this ,ok!!! I like to keep as much money as I can so DON'T sue me!! this is a lemon so kids don't read this!! And if you can't stand the cussing than don't read this. By: Wazupmetal title: WRESTLE MANIA: TENCHI STYLE ________________________________________________________________________ "Hello!! And welcome to United Planetary pSycho's federation or UPS for short!! I'm....," A strange tongue pronounced a foreign word... "if u can't understand that, im also called 'cock sucker.'" "And im bloodclaw, one of the hosts of this show, and good to be here cocksucker!" The crowd roared with excitement. Signs everywhere were being held up like 'kick his ass seabass!' or something like that. Cocksucker turned his head toward the camera saying, "Good to have you here!Tonight's fights are going to be great indeed. First match we have Tenchi..., hatsuma...,kokato...,and goku!!" Tenchi's nose started to bleed "....... why am I doing this?" Cocksucker continued, " This is a' everybody for himself match' . Our second match is a long awaited one.Ayeka, princess of juria, vs. ryoko the ex-space pirate!!!" The crowd roared, screamed, and shouted as loud as they could. Meanwhile Tenchi quietly prays, still in the back, slaps his face, "lord help me......I'll pray every night and ask forgiveness too, if you let me live....I don't care about the others.... just let me live...PLEASE!!!" "And our final fight is between sasami, washu ...vs. kiyone and mihosi with guest ref.,a mystery ref...... so we'll find out later. Now lets take it to the ring with Miss . ....wats her name??" "Thanks ,I'm chokeoncum we are with one of the fighters..hatsuma.....huh?" with that hatsuma started to go humping crazy on her leg. He moaned, "oh ryoko....why don't you understand me....." and started to cry, still humping chokeoncum. "Oh my god! Get of, of....oooooh.... me!" she started rub his balls. The referee yelled, "lets get it..." "Excuse me.... um can I leave??? I really don't want to die...." The ref replied, "Sorry son you know the rules!" Full of rage tenchi grab his sword and swings for his head, "JESUS, LET ME OUT OF....here....oops!" with that the bell rung ,the ref's head rolled out of the ring, and hatsuma still humping away. "Man he just killed our referee!! I hope he...." "Damn it man! it's starting so shut up!" bloodclaw yelled at cocksucker,as kokato ran towards hatsuma. "You bitch! that's my hoe!" kokato yelled," Get off of her!" "GGGGGRRRRRRRRRR!!! She's mine!!!" the horney hatsuma contined with the humping. And a hard kick to the balls got hatsuma's attention. "Ugh............"his hands cupped on his balls,"damn.... that's it for me..."Hatsuma moaned, and started to puke his brains out. Kokato grabbed him with one hand ,by the neck, started to beat the living daylights out of him. While chokeoncum ran away towards her dressing room, kokato was enjoying the noises the hatsuma made when his bodily fluids squirt out of him. Meanwhile....Goku...which now he gone crazy from too many concussions from earlier battles,(for example fighting friza, androids, and other people or things)yells, "Tenchi how could you...you....wait ....your not Tenchi... your an android!! NO!!! NOT AGAIN!!" and started to power up. Poor Tenchi puts his hands in his face.." Oh god....... I wish I got laid before I died..." Goku, charged past the bloody pulp of hatsuma and punched and kicked Tenchi with super speed. Tenchi, now with all of his bones broken, lay limp in a corner. Goku, at point blank, put his fingers like guns and quoted, "You feel lucky, punk!" with a huge anime sweat drop he replied, " Not ...not...really... I just..." And, Goku, fired the energy blasts. "yyyaaaa!!!" Tenchi, though now filled with holes fell,"uuuuugggghhhhgh..." Meanwhile...kokato continued to beat what was left of hatsuma. Finally he dropped him. "Fool! You thought you could defeat me! Hu?" Hatsuma jumps into the air saying," YES! Time to DIIIEEEE!!!" He charged his energy attack, and fired, "YYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAA hahaahhaahah!!! Die bastard!" Kokato smiled as he grabbed the incoming energy balls,"Nice...but not good enough!!" And smacked hatsuma into an energy sandwich, "die you poor, Idiotic pimp." hatsuma instantly died from the blast. "One down, one to gooooo!! Umf! What in sweet...??!" Goku latched on to kokato and started to weep..., " I've killed a man!!! How could I...? I had a noble heart...how could I.... I can't take it anymore...im going to kill myself ...bye...bye... I loved the earth so...." kokato interrupted, " NNNNNNOOOOO!!!!!! NOO! Please no!!" Bloodclaw yelled, " Run!!! Get down!!" with that a bright explosion filled the arena. The roof started to shake, but that was all. Bloodclaw jumps down to look at the ring. The explosiononly killed kokato, the ring had a little bit of ashes, but Goku still lived. " Damn it to Hell! I can't even kill myself!! I give up! " And leaves. Bloodclaw yells, " The winner..is....Goku....I think.....oh well I still think Goku's a pussy!" "Well look who he had to fight against..." cocksucker mumbled "True that!! Anywho...we have a special - between the fight - performance. It will be made by Noboyuki and yosho! They will be performing one of their favorite hentai scenes." Bloodclaw mumbled, "man..this is going to be so gay" Cocksucker replied, "yup" Noboyuki stuck his ass up in the air, in the ring. He yelled," Ready, pops?" "As I ever will be," yosho calmly replied. He grabbed his hips, "OOh don't be too hard." "Hardy har, har. Have I ever been too hard on you?" Noboyuki thought for awhile," now that I think about it..." "Nevermind!" yosho yelled as he began to pull down his pants. "Oh no! Not this time!" said bloodclaw as he jumped into the ring again, "No gays allowed in the stadium or on this planet!!! Go back to hell!!" he pulled out his sword. "Isn't that too rash, think before y.....o...uuu...." he was too late, bloodclaw cut yosho in half. "NNONONONONONO!! Don't hurt me! I'm actually an insane person who believes that he's a woman, so don't hurt me!" noboyuki was on his knees, "sorry! " was all bloodclaw could stand before he stabbed him too, "Darn,so pretty, so close.......oh well..." was his last words The crowd yelled in union,"' thank god! That WAS gay!'" And so the 'clean up crew' began to clean the ring. ______________________________________________________________________________ ________________ *A few minutes later* "Welcome back to UPS and we go straight to the next fight! Between Ryoko and Ayeka!" The referee signaled the bell and immediately Ryoko phased out. Ayeka confused by the move, turn her head just to meet the fist of Royko. Ayeka fell flat on her face. She moaned in pain... Ryoko with a victorious smile laughed, " Tenchi!!! My love, we will be together forever as soon as I kill Ayeka!! HAhahahah!" She yanked Ayeka up and kneaded her in the gut. "Oomph!!" she coughed up blood and tried to stand up " You fool, *hack*(more blood), don't you know......" Ryoko yelled, "know what?" Ayeka smirked at her ignorance.. "Lord Tenchi is ....DEAD!!" Ryoko's eyes flared up,"WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY?" Ayeka charges towards Ryoko, "You herd me, there's nothing more to fight about, let's end this!!" And does her most powerful punch on Ryoko. Bloodclaw mummers," Looks like a deathblow by Ayeka.. ,uh?" In a unbelievable move, ryoko grabbed Ayeka's arm and flips her, a amazing countermove. "Tenchi, will always live!" "GET over it!" Ayeka had enough, she paralyzed ryoko using the 'ryoko trap' washu made for Ayeka. "Ha! Now prepare to die!" she unleashes a fury of punches on ryoko. "uhng!! Stop that Ayeka! It tickles!" And for a moment, less than a second, the paralyzing rays stopped. Ryoko sent an energy blast that finished off the 'Ryoko trap'. Ayeka flew back from the blast, and stunned from the fact that Ryoko destroyed Washu's trap.... "Impossible...no matter...I will destroy you!" "Not in this life time! Miss prissy pants, bitch!" And sent a high kick to Ayeka's head. Ayeka stumbled but recovered quickly and charged again at Ryoko. "Prissy bitch, my ass!!" She gave everything she had on these hard and fast, not to mention furious, attacks. Ryoko blocked and dodged a few. Till finally a combo of double punches and a side kick sent Ryoko back to the corner, hard. "Not bad princess, but not good enough!" "Wait listen to me! There's still no need to fight! Lord Tenchi is DEAD!!" Ryoko screams, "NOOO! HE'S STILL ALIVE! YOU LIE!" Ayeka, doing everything to convince her, continues, " Well if he's still alive where is he!Hum? Don't know, eh, Ryoko?" Ryoko eyes started to tear up at the thought of Tenchi's death. Ayeka pushed the final button on Ryoko, "And if you loved him soooo much why didn't you save him? I thought you really truly loved him. I didn't see you try to rush the ring. Well I did but the ......." and she went on and on and on. A tear of Ryoko fluttered to the canvas of the ring, she started to shake, her eyes turned to blood red, her fangs grew an extra 3 inches long. The anger, no Rage consumed her. Electricity formed around her, though Ayeka didn't notice till now, " I guess you came to your senses, now all we...have to.........oh dear......" by then Ryoko was in the air, gathering as much energy as she could, Ryoko smirked, " And anyways I must iracicate all the annoying people in the universe. Sorry princess! Time to go where you belong. In the grave! YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAA!" At First it look like she would fire her energy blast, but instead she kept on 'powering up'. Ayeka stood frozen with huge multiple anime sweat drops on her forehead."...Oh my..." Suddenly Ryoko stopped and lifted two fingers straight up, and formed a baseball sized energy ball. "So is that what you want, Ryoko? Fine! I'll have to use my trump card, LIGHTHAWK WINGS PREPARE TO FIRE!!" The energy swirled around charging up to fire. The crowd went wild at the sight of the charging up of powers. "Oh lord..... tell everybody to prepare for a huge blast... we need our workers to live or there's no show!", as the microphones caught bloodclaw behind stage, the crowd still continued to scream in appoval. Ayeka, now hovering with Ryoko, finally released the lighthawk wings' power, "LIGHTHAWK WINGS, FIRE!!" The beam, a light blue, was flying at Ryoko at an incredible speed. "Hahahahah! Good bye Ryoko!" Ryoko waited at the last minute, the baseball-sized ball transformed to a small moon sized ball. "YYYYAAA!" And the sphere energy charged towards the light hawk's beam. Both of the powerful energies where in a stalemate in midair. Slowly the lighthawk's beam began to push Ryoko's energy back. "Hahahahahahahhaha soon Ryoko will feel my wrath! Hahahahahah!" As soon as ball of energy touched the ground, both them exploded! "OH my GOD!!" Bloodclaw couldn't believe it as the two energies annihilated the ring. As Ayeka continued to be a cocky cunt , she felt a tap on her shoulder. "No! It couldn't be!" She turned her head (like a dumbass), to meet Ryoko with hundreds of energy balls floating around her. " Shields up!" she yelled, only to hear the 'error' noise. "What? Oh no! I've must have used all the energy......" Before she could finished her sentence, Ryoko sent the balls of death at Ayeka! "NNNNNNNNNNOOOOO!!" BOOM! BOOM!! BBBBoooooooooooooooommmmm!!!! Smoke filled the arena, and a lifeless body fluttered to the ground to only greet it with a THUD! Ayeka moaned in pain. Ryoko slowly lowered herself to ' finish her off'. "Finally Ayeka you will die..... What on earth? " As new energy ball flew past her and killed Ayeka. "Hey she was mine!" The man yelled back, "Well since I killed a person in cold blood it doesn't matter that I kill again!! I'm now a Bad guy!!!! HAHAhahahahahahah!!!" "Oh man! It's the pussy boy, Goku! Can I kill him please?!" Bloodclaw pleaded. "You know our rules, we can't inter...." but bloodclaw had other ideas. "I know but I just really hate his guts!!" And bloodclaw grabbed for his sword. Meanwhile, Goku and Ryoko where in a middle of punches, kicks, and blocks. Both where equal in power till Goku jabbed her in the gut. "Ack! Why you dirty son of a.....oomph!" and got elbowed in the face. She fell towards the ground trying to recover from the attack. Too bad Goku fired his spirit bomb at her! " What the hell?" and was overcome by the blast. All was left was her ashes. "The one thing I hate more than anything is jackasses like you!!!" And with a single swing from behind, Goku's head was lobbed off. The cut was clean, and the crowd went wild. Blooclaw smirked, and put the sword in the sheath with the blood still covering the sword. " What a fight! Just wait for the third and final; with no interruptions...hopefully, match. Washu and sasami Vs. kiyone and mihosi and our mystery referee! It's sakuya!" ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ --------------- * Few minutes later* " What that brat?!" Washu exclaimed "Yup! It's that slut that wants Tenchi real bad! But isn't Tenchi dead? " Sasami explained. "Yes, but you know....!!! I know, I've got an idea!" as the two mini washus appeared giveing her prasie , " You're the greatest!" "Thank god she's easily asmused." sasami said as she and the others went towards the middle of the ring. Sakuya, as usall was thinking of Tenchi, when Washu interruped her daydream , " Umm.. before we start. I would like to give you something" She wipped out a ordiary looking dildo. She wispered, "It's Tenchi's size." "I though it would be ... well bigger." Sakuya frowned at the sight. "Don't worry just go enjoy yourself... faraway, very far away." "ok!" She giggled and ran away "um...Washu what did you do this time?" Sasami gave a confused look. "Simple! Everytime she sticks it in her, millions of spikes pop out to tear apart her vigaina. She will never enjoy cilmaxes ,never ever again!That stuiped slut, HAhahahaha!" Washu smiled to her self as the the mini washu's appeared again. " You're the greatest! No one can touch you!" The bell rung and Kiyone charged towards Washu, "No one, huh?" and punched her all the way out of the ring. "I'm tired of you being the smart ass!", Mihosi interrupted," but she is the smartest..." "shut up Mihosi!" and gave her a swift side kick. "I'm sorry! I won't ever do anything bad again." "Well ok. Next time I'll won't be so easy to ya." Mihosi jumped with joy," Yea! Yup!" Sasami charged at mihosi," You stupid hoe!" and let loose a fury of punches and jabbes. "oowie!" "shut up! get over it!" and continued to beatup mihosi. Then the loudest noise came over the ring," RRREEEOOOOWWW!!" "What the hell?" " Hey Kiyone, is that Rho-oike?" " I don't think so... it looks like a human figure." Washu exclaimed," Yes! It's Sakuya! Thank Ya Jesus!!" Kiyone shook her head," For once I agree! Amen!" The lifeless Sakuya swiftly fell on the ground with a thud, to only hear the noise again. "RRRREEOOWW!" Suddenly Washu exclaimed," Oh my god! Look! It IS Rho-oike!" Rho-oike transfromed into the huge robot/mech looking form, she came crashing down from the ceiling. "RRRRRRRRRREEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW!!!" "Umm... Bloodclaw what the hell is that?" cocksucker asked. "That's Rho-okie, a cabbit ... wait, what the hell? There seems to be something stuck up her ass!" "REEEERRREEEOOOWWW!!!" "Hey is that a dildo? Washu, is it?" "WHAT?!" She started to blush, "I don't know what your talking about, Kiyone." "Oh... I see it's the one you gave to little miss slut. Wait, Why is it up Rho-okie's..." Then it hit her. "EEEWWW!! That sick bitch! That horney little...UGH!! Why I ought..." SPLAT!! With a quick drop hand Rho-okie freckin squished her... really, inhumanly flat. "RHO-OKIE! NOO! Kiyone!! Why Rho-okie WHY? WAAAAAAAAA!" For the first time, Rho-okie spoke! "Shut your hole, and know your role! Now beat it!" and kicked her into orbit where she died of colliding space junk. "Wow a cabbit that talks! I must study her more! Amazing!!" "Your not studying anything anymore you freak!" and chopped washu in half and fired her eye lasers at the rest of her remands. "Rho-okie its me sasami, your best friend!" Rho-okie turns towards sasami, her eyes gleaming red. "Sasami, you! All these years all I wanted was a freckin carrot! But no, you have to use them in those god-awful food, that you cooked for those ingrates! With the help of tenchi, by growing those carrot patches I have learned the fine art of carrot growing! I do not need you any more. Now I can have...REEEOOOWW!!" A gargle came from deep from Rho-ioke's belly. She turns her back towards samami, and grabbed her stomach in pain, "Roew! Roew! What...?! What's going on...!? ROEW!" FFFART! Rho-oike let the biggest one go! It was Bigger than anybody has ever let go. It stunk, really bad. In fact there was a haze over the arena. Once the haze cleared, samasi stood firm in the ring. Even though see had a dildo stuck in her chest. "Well, bloodclaw, that thing that was stuck up her ass is gone...but now it's in sasami. EWW! And you know where it's been!" While cocksucker and bloodclaw try to find him a doggy bag, sasami uses all her might to pull out the dildo, while Rho-oike turns towards sasami. "Fine you won't listen to me," pulls out the dildo, " Take this!" And throws it with all her might. "That was quite desperate, wasn't it." Rho-oike commented, " Oh well," And, with her lasers, shot it in midair. It burned to a million pieces. "Now it your turn! Die!" Rho-okie arms turned into gun barrels and she started to fire! "Hahahahah!" Sasami though small was very agile and could run like crazy to dodge the bullets. "Oh ...*huff*...god...*puff* ...somebody help...*huff puff*" "No one is here to help you now! HAhahah!" All of a sudden a robotic voice came from the broken pieces. "THE PRODUCT MODEL 1457-69 HAS BEEN BROKEN OR HAS RAN OUT OF POWER. THE NUCLEAR FUSION CORE IS USTABLE. PLEASE EVACTUATE UP TO 3 MILES FOR MINIUM SAFTEY RANGE. YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS, 9...8...7... " "...?!?! Wa?" "Well, sasami, time to say good bye. I must be going." and transformed into the spaceship version of herself. "Reow!" and took off at top speed. " 5... 4...2.." "Hey what happened to 3?" "SORRY JUST KIDDING, 3...2" "Well I'm bloodclaw saying good..." BOOOOMMM! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ -------------------------------------------- Thanks! email me at wazupmetal@bolt.com or tennesseetopdog@aol.com