Disclaimer: All Tenchi chars, are, of course, property of the god given AIC and Pioneer. ("Praise to AIC and Pioneer!") Anyways... This is another of my parodies, this time 'Angel' sung by the excellent Shaggy and Rayvon. (They own the original lyrics, by the way) So sit back in your computer chair, set warp to maxium, flib your mib and enjoy... "AYEKA" Yosho: Yo dis is Yosho, Nobiyuki and Tenchi wit de combination Tecnhi: So skilled wit dees things Yosho: Yeah! Nobiyuki: Yo, flip dem light hawk wings All: hawk, hawk, hawk... Girl, your my Ayeka your my darlin' Ayeka My princess, you are to me, baby You're my Ayeka, your my darlin' Ayeka Meet beneath the Jurian tree, lady Life is one big carnival at Tenchi's house But in de end der's one girl who's gonna be his spouse Not Ryo-Ohki, cos she is just a mouse It's Ayeka who can arouse, Forget all them other cows Looking back Ryoko always a flyin' I love both o' you, sure I ani't lyin' But I wanna be a Jurian show my laughin' and my cryin' Your my Ayeka your my darlin' Ayeka Closer than the rest you are to me, baby Girl your my Ayeka, your my darlin' Ayeka When chips are down, it's you I need, lady You’re a queen and so you should be treated Though I took you for granted when you pleaded But now my affections have been seeded A plant of love and I intend to feed it Nobiyuki said that I should love and marry someone So that we could have time in this emotion But the feelings that I have for you are so strong I think your the only one to lie with me out in the sun Girl, your my Ayeka your my darlin' Ayeka My princess, you are to me, baby You're my Ayeka, your my darlin' Ayeka Meet beneath the Jurian tree, lady Uh, uh Girl, in spite of waiting, said I wanna be your king (You came in a ship from up above) And with love I will pay you, say girl I obey you (You gave me all your love) Girl, please forgive my behavior,you have been my savior (Your like the godess of love) And you appear to be flyin', girl I'll be your Jurian (You remind me of a dove) Life is one big carnival at Tenchi's house But in de end der's one girl who's gonna be his spouse Not Ryo-Ohki, cos she is just a mouse It's Ayeka who can arouse, Forget all them other cows Looking back Ryoko always mention I love both o' you, sure I ani't lyin' But I wanna be a Jurian show my love and my cryin' Your my Ayeka your my darlin' Ayeka Closer than the rest you are to me, baby Girl your my Ayeka, your my darlin' Ayeka When chips are down, it's you I need, lady Girl, your my Ayeka your my darlin' Ayeka My princess, you are to me, baby You're my Ayeka, your my darlin' Ayeka Meet beneath the Jurian tree, lady Well then, maties- how did you enjoy that? Not at all? Well, don't worry. I might even sing it and put it on napster, so watch out for that. Okay, please send the old C&Cs to Jim Moore at comageddon@ntlworld.com No flamewasters please. Yrs Jim 'Diabolo' Moore.