Please give me a point to writing... please... or just e-mail me and flame me for being so pathetic and writting a bad fic. Yakuza : heheheheh this fic is gonna be great. Washu : You wish... Yakuza : Quiet you or else your fired... Ryoko do the introduction Ryoko : Hi I'm the space pirate Ryoko and this is gonna be the behind the scenes look at Yakuza's.... wait I can't say that. Yakuza : Why not? Ryoko : your fics are terrible and managed a measly 12 fans Yakuza : *cough* 14 actually *cough* Ryoko : whatever they're still rubbish. Yakuza : just say the lines. Ryoko : okay okay but you better take me off minimum wage. Ayeka : minimum wage is better than nothing *scowls*. Ryoko : behidn the scenes look at Yakuza's... 'popular' fan fics which were outstanding and should be read... etc etc. Yakuza : thank you... now the 1st scene. *** Ryoko : Shower scene. Yakuza : Yes in order to get more fundings for my work I had to turn this into a lemon. Ryoko : well at least Tenchi is in it. Yakuza : ahhh fraid not. Turns out Pionner don't like me and so they didn't allow me to use Tenchi. Washu : like they can stop you? Yakuza : they sent me a mean e-mail... it was in red. All : Wuss. Ryoko : So who's gonna play as Ten-chi. Kagato : Hi. All : *Groan* *** Ryoko : But Tenchi I love you... *snickering* Yakuza : why you laughing? Ryoko : Ayeka keeps tickling me. Yakuza : What the... Washu : quick someone call the what the patrol. Yakuza : quiet you. Ayeka : I am not tickling her tell her to stop lying Yakuza tell her. Washu : oh look I found the problem. *Shows Yakuza the OOC switch which is on*. Yakuza : Oh I see. Washu : well shall I turn it off. Yakuza : no... I want to see where this is going. *evil grin*. Hey where are you going *looks at Kagato who is leaving*. Kagato *with bad wig Tenchi wig on while wearing Tenchi's clothes which are much too small.* : I'm going somewhere that I can get respect. Yakuza : Where? Kagato *with suitcase in hand* : Dragon Ball Z. Yakuza *sweatdropping and defeated look* : Respected huh? Washu *looking in background at Ryoko kissing Ayeka* : Look Yak-kun things are taking a bad turn. Yakuza *sees Ryoko and Ayeka and smirks evily* : heheheheh quick get that camera rolling we're still in business. *** Yakuza : finally it's completed. Washu : come on then send the e-mail. Yakuza : don't rush me I need to do an authours note. Washu : oh no one reads it come on I wanna get fan mail. Yakuza : arghhh blast this computer... error my butt. Washu : butt? Yakuza : well the fic we're putting togethe rin this fic may be a lemon but this fic of the making of a fic isn't a lemon. Washu : wow even I didn't understand that. Ryoko : owww stop pulling my hair you meanie. Ayeka : stop touching my cheast then. *sweatdrops all round* *** Yakuza : okay get ready to roll the film.....aaaaaaaaaaand... ac Female : excuse me.... Yakuza : shush you... and aaaaa... Female : EXCUSE ME Yakuza : WHAT! "turns around" arghhh NAGI quick Ryoko hide me. Er Ryoko *turns to see Ryoko 'busy' with Ayeka. DAMN IT. Anyway Nagi what are you doing here? Nagi : Well... I'm here to be the bad guy. Yakuza : but this is the OAV version. Nagi : then why's Kiyone here *points to the unnoticed Kiyone.* Yakuza : oh because EVERYONE loves Kiyone. Nagi : Everyone? Yakuza : EVERYONE! Ryoko leaves and soon Ayeka follows. Yakuza : where are you two off to? Ryoko : We're going to watch wheel of fortune. Ayeka : yes it's a super show. Yakuza : super? Washu.. I need help. Washu : You're supposed to... Yakuza : *groan* little Washu I need help. Little Washu : Okay I have a great idea. Yakuza : now what would that be? Little Washu : hire a new assistant I'm going to go back to work with Pionner. Yakuza : Right that's it... I'm writting a Fushigi Yugi Fic. Yakuza leaves the studio to leave the rest of the cast to their own doings. *** Yakuza *looking through a small book in his appartment* : ...hmm... Mihoshi... Sakura... where is Belldandy's phone number damn it. Ryo-ohki : Meow Yakuza : Arghhh.. it's the cabbit.. what are you doing there? How long have you been there? Ryo-ohki *smirking evily* : Meeeeeow Yakuza : say nothing or I'll make you wish you were back in my fic. Ryo-ohki *sweatdropping* : Meow? Yakuza : whaddaya mean Ryoko's behind you? *Ryoko grabs hold of Yakuza's skinny neck and starts wringing it* Ryoko : you and your blasted OOC MACHINE MAKING A FOOL OF ME. *Ayeka bursts the door down creating a shield and looking not nice at all.* Ayeka : You Yakuza-kun will pay for your .... you will pay. Yakuza : EEEP. Washu *who is now in the room and smirking evily* : I say we have some fun. *** Tenchi : Yakuza I want a word. Yakuza *now battered and in a hospital* : Great now Pionner are gonna make sure that aswell as not having a leg to stand on physically I'll not have a leg to stand on in court. Tenchi : Actually I just wanted to say. This has been the worst fan fic ever and you should be ashamed to post it on tmffa.com which is a great site filled with class fics like Aikan Muyo and etc... and you suck. Yakuza : am I supposed to argue with this? Tenchi : Well there's something else *pulls out Tenchi-ken* Yakuza *now panicing* : AIEEEE DON'T HURT ME. Tenchi : I'm gonna destroy this fic before it gets any worse *uses the Tenchi-ken to destroy rip through the fic and send everyone into the outer realms of the internet* Yakuza : NOOOOOO. *** Okay now that I've had my fun and wasted some time etc I'll do something important... honest. Read my fics- advert. By the way Tenchi and co doesn't belong to me. Period.