Subject: [C&C/MST] Re: [FFML] [Tenchi] The Day of Fools - Part 1 Date: Wed, 2 Dec 1998 18:25:15 -0600 (CST) From: Andrew To: Anime Fanfiction Mailing List Red-Head MST... (We see Ryo-oh-ki & P-chan looking through wedding magazines, as we hear sounds of the Tardis moving. Washu comes in and looks at them, glaring at P-chan in particular. Ryo-oh-ki looks up at Washu.) Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa? Washu: No, you can't have the "Jeopardy!" theme song as your love song. I don't *care* if both of you love Alex Trebek... (The Tardis machine stops humming. There's a jolt. Andrew enters the room.) Andrew: We've landed. (Ranma appears.) Ranma: Say...what's with all of these columns and stuff? Washu: Great, we've landed in a Xerox commerical. (Suddenly Belldandy, Urd, Skuld, and Tenchi appear, and they do not look pleased.) Belldandy: Hey! Your Tardis and that Patalabor of yours is double parked in our reserved spaces! Washu: Don't tell me we've died and gone to heaven... (Ryo-oh-ki looks happy.) Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa!!! Washu: You mean, you *want* to be married here! Skuld (suddenly looks pleased): A wedding...here in heaven? Wai! (She dances around P-chan and Ryo-oh-ki. (Suddenly Belldandy pulls out a mallet and @baps Skuld.) B-b-belldandy?! What for! Belldandy: You know better than to dance around the engaged couple...it's bad luck. (P-chan faints. Ranma laughs. Andrew pulls out an sledgehammer and whallops Ranma.) Washu: No!!! ****** >>Date: Sat, 14 Nov 1998 22:19:58 -0800 >>From: Aldrich Bautista >>To: ffml@fanfic.com >>Subject: [FFML] [Tenchi] The Day of Fools - Part 1 >> >>Hi, for some reason I didn't post this fic on the FFML, well let me >>correct that minor error now. ^_^ Akemi: Really, you shouldn't have. >> >>BTW, The Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction Arcive >>(http://members.xoom.com/gensao/) is updated... ^^;;; >> >>And Happi, never rush your writing just to satify my posting deadlines, Ranma (rubbing his head from pain): Ouuch...the things I do for comedy. Andrew: Serves you right, through. Say, since when does Happousai have deadlines? Ranma: You've never seen him washing his panties, huh. >>^^ >> >>Sincerely, >> >>Aldrich Bautista >> >>Member of TMML, #WASHU#, #SAS#, RFFC, FFML, UCDavis Anime Club >>My ICQ # 4299909 >> >>My Tenchi Muyo Main Page >> http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/9467/ >>The Ken-ohki Shine >> http://www.geocities.com/Tokyo/Temple/8447/ >>Tenchi Muyo Fan Fiction Archive >> http://members.xoom.com/gensao/ >>Tenchi Muyo Screen Saver Clip Replacement Program >> http://thor.prohosting.com/~gensao/ Lina(to Luna): Don't you think there's too many web-pages and groups he belongs to? Luna: Well...I don't know about that. >> >> >>The Day of Fools Part 1 - "Morning Madness" A-ko: Alright, let's get that 64 team bracket filled out! In the first round of the East bracket #1 Akane Tendo goes up against #16 Lara Croft... Andrew: Um, A-ko, it's called "Morning Madness"...not "March Madness." A-ko: Oh. Ranma: Besides, how come you've got Lara pegged 16th? She's at least a four-seed. (A-ko face-faults.) >>By Aldrich "GenSao" Bautista (GenSao@geocities.com) >> >>Author's Forward: This is my second attempt at a fan fic. So please >>don't flame me if it stinks. I never finished my first one. I would >>like to hear any constructive comments and corrections. >> >>Tenchi Muyo is copyrighted (c) 1992-1998 by AIC * Pioneer LDC. All >>rights reserved. The story "The Day of Fools" is mine and can not be >>posted with out my written permission. Washu: So, technically, this is illegal. Izumi: And technically, I'm a virgin. (Everyone looks at Izumi, big-sweating.) Oh, come on people... >> >>Last Date of Revision: 8/6/98 >>------------------------- >> >>Sasami sat down and pulled out a book from a small brown bag sitting on >>the dining table. Washu(imitating Ayeka): Say, Sasumi, what'cha reading? Andrew (imitating Sasumi): "Fifteen Easy Cabbit Stew Recipies." Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa! (The cabbit takes P-chan and whaps Andrew with him.) She began browsing through it. Always wanting to >>diversify her menu, the princess had bought several books from a >foreign book store. Sasami emptied the bag onto the table, she noticed an >extra book. Perhaps the sales clerk had misplaced it by accident. Lina: Maybe it was so unpopular they were "accidently" giving it away. Izumi: Like what books could be so unpopular? Belldandy (who enters the room): Well, there was the illustrated Katra Suma for the blind, and the Redneck cookbook, and the Quatum Mechanics for Dummies book... Izumi: Okay, you've made your point! Having >>read the title, Sasami got excited and hastily deposited all the books >>into the safety of their original container. She hurried and hopped >>onto the nearby sofa and began reading the book. The book, having to >>deal with various holidays and traditions of different Earth cultures, >>peaked the interests of the young princess. Ranma: "Chapter One: Getting Drunk on New Years Eve." Andrew: "Chapter Two: Getting Drunk on Mardi Gras." Washu: "Chapter Three: Getting Plastered at One's Wedding..." (She starts to cry.) >> >>Ryo-ohki entered the room and hopped on Sasami’s lap. There, the >cabbit fell into a light slumber in the warmth of of her companion. She >barely acknowledged the cabbits presence and continued to read the book with >>great interest. >> >>"AH HA!" Sasami finally proclaimed in great excitement. The cabbit >>awoken to the pig-tailed girl's sudden outburst. Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa! (She pouts.) Washu: I know...you're got a cameo role. Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa! Lina (to Washu): Why is she upset? Washu: Cabbits don't like to have their sleep disturbed. Sasami received and >>idea that a part of her really liked. It awakened a part that we >rarely saw. She knew better not to go forward with the idea, but it had taken >>over. Her conscious was throw aside as this idea churned in her head. >> >>"Miya?" Ryo-ohki wondered as the princess gently placed the cabbit on >>her head. Sasami smiled wickedly. She would need to prepare. Yes. >>Prepare for what she has planned for the rest of her family. Izumi (in mock horror): Oh, no! Sasami is going to replace the coffee they drink with Folger's Crystals!!! Andrew: Now seriously, why would anyone switch coffee brands. (He takes a sip of a cup of coffee...) Hey, this isn't the caffinated stuff! Ranma (smiling): That's right, Andrew, I've replaced the caffinated Maxwell House we usually drink with Decaf Folger's Cry---(Everyone throws their coffee at him. P-chan pulls a chain and a huge spray of hot coffee spills on Ranma.) >> >>*** >> >>Sitting on her floating pillow, Washu, the greatest scientific genius >in the universe, was busy devising a plan on getting that last sample she >>needed. Her previous attempts had failed thanks to interruptions by a >>certain blond detective. Washu: That Mioshi is so dumb... Everyone else: How dumb is she? Washu: She's so dumb she ran around my circular lab for hours after I told to sit in a corner...(There's a sound of a rimshot.) Andrew: Okay...so far, everything is looking pretty good in terms of the fic. >> >>The famous mad scientist train of thought was interrupted when she >>noticed a visitor had arrived with the ringing of her crab bell. Turning her >>head, she smiled. Lina (imitating Sasumi/Bates): Hello, Mother-in-law! Andrew: Yeah, like I can see Tenchi getting killed in a shower... Izumi: Well, at least we can see his kawaii naked hunk of beef! (Andrew falls over. Izumi sighs.) >> >>"Hello Sasami, is it tea time already?" Washu asked. >> >>"Nope." Sasami replied smiling. >> >>"May I help you then?" >> >>"Hai! I want to play around a little. May I borrow one of your >>inventions? I believe it was reference number 1998-69666" >> >>"Why would you want to borrow that toy?" Akemi: Say, Washu, is she wanting to borrow that Ultra-kawaii vibrator you invented? Washu (blushing): Um, no...I think I lend that to Urd. Urd (popping through the door, smiling): Oh, you want that back? >> >>Sasami simply grinned. >> >>Washu grinned in return. "So do you need anything else from me?" >> >>Sasami nodded. "Can you disappear for just tomorrow? Seal the door to >>your dimension and place a sign that says 'I am busy working on another >>plant, I'll be back in a few days'." Andrew: Now, should that be "plan" or "planet?" Akemi: What difference does it make? Andrew: This is a plan. (He @baps Akemi with a rolled-up blue-print with a Wiley E. Coyote signature.) A-ko: And this is a planet. (She pulls a cord and Saturn lands on Akemi, and no, we're not talking about Sailor Saturn or a car.) >> >>"Ummm... Sure but..." >> >>"Don't worry." The princess smiled, "no harm will be done." >> >>"Sure, but I am only letting you borrow this device because I trust you >>won't abuse it for personal gains like the others will." Izumi: Gee, there really isn't much going on here. Washu: Sasami is a girl of few words. A-ko: Well, she's does seem a bit out-of-character. She's usually not this naughty. >> >>The princess simply nods. >> >>Washu suddenly snapped her fingers and a small device appeared in her >>hands. It was approximately the size of your average TV remote control >>with several multicolored buttons on top. "I will 'disappear' >>tomorrow. Have fun Sasami-chan" Ranma (as he's drying off...yes, he's naked): Ah, geeze, all she wants to get the Spice Channel... (P-chan is upside down and having a nose bleed as he sees the Playboy Dec. issue with Kattrina Witt. Ryo-oh-ki notices and jumps on P-chan.) P-chan: Bwee!!! (P-chan crashes the ceiling.) >> >>"Hai!" exclaimed Sasami, "I will" >> >>With that, Sasami hurried out of Washu's lab with the contraption in >her arms. Washu smiles at the departure of the little princess. The >>scientist immediately complied with Sasami’s request by sealing her lab >>off from the Masaki house and placing the sign on the door. >> >>"Tomorrow will be a fun filled day in the Masaki household." Washu >>exclaimed to herself as she double checked that her spy cameras all >over the house were operational. "I must keep an excellent record of the >>upcoming events." Washu: Fun-filled day...I haven't had a fun filled day since (screaming, point to a very dizzy P-chan) that bastard took my cabbit away from me!!! Andrew: C-calm down Washu. I mean, think of it this way, you aren't losing a creation, you're gaining an experiment. P-chan: Bwee!!! >> >>*** >> >>Sasami awoke in the middle of the night. The blue haired goddess >>smiled. It was the day she was waiting for. The day her plans would >>take effect. >> >>The hands of a nearby clock were all pointing at the number three. She >>got up and carried Ryo-ohki to the hallway. There, Sasami proceeded to >>a near by linen closet and extracted Washu's invention from its hidden >>alcove. Sasami glanced about. Ensured that her movements were not >>monitored, she left. Andrew: Ah, the classic sentence fragment! Belldandy: That sentence should read: "Sasami glanced about, ensured that her movements were not monitored. She left." Urd (sighing): Thank you, Noah Webster. Skuld: Who's Noah? (Urd, Andrew, & Belldandy face-fault.) >> >>The lights of the kitchen flickered on. The blue haired one placed the >>small device on the counter. She smiles at Ryo-ohki. The cabbit >>returned the said smile. She wanted Ryo-ohki's assurance that she is >>still willing to help her in this adventure. >> >>"Ryo-ohki, are you sure you are willing to go along with my plan?" The >>princess asked. >> >>"Miya!" The cabbit happily reaffirmed. Washu: I think she said, "Are you sure that's a disco light?" Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa! Washu: No, Ryo-oh-ki, you can't have Tenchi be the guy that escorts you down the aisle as the father... (Ryo-oh-ki looks at Washu with big, large kawaii eyes that are crying) o, okay. I guess you can. (Ryo-oh-ki hugs Washu.) >> >>Sasami pulled out a carrot and rewarded her willing accomplice. >>Ryo-ohki happily munched on the carrot as the princess looks over the >>device. Sasami reexamined the manual Washu left with the devise. >After a few minutes of skimming, the princess smiled. >> >>"Ready to go, Ryo-ohki?" Sasami asked. >> >>"Miya!" The cabbit replied happily. >> >>With Ryo-ohki following, Sasami headed for her first victim. She >quietly sneaked up to the third floor of the Masaki house. The mischievous >>princess slowly opened the door to Tenchi's room. With a giggle, she >>entered. Luna: And the next thing Tenchi knows he's doing one of those infomericals for the red devil cooker. Skuld: I have one of those, and it is great! Urd: That's the last time we leave you alone in the house with Father, Skuld. Skuld: But, Urd, Father wanted one of those things for Christmas last year! You know how he hates to cook when we're not around! >> >>*** >> >>The sun rose over the vocanic mountains of Japan. Bright beams pierced >>through a window into the eyes of its first victim. Tenchi awoke >>drowsily this fine morning. He slowly got out of bed and didn't notice >>anything different or for that matter unusual. He decided to take a >>quick refreshing shower. Ranma (screaming): Watch out! Sasami might kill ya with a Ryo-ok-hi as a spaceship/tank!!! A-ko: This is not Psycho, Ranma! If it was, then Belldandy here would have a hoook and start slashing people. (Belldandy pulls out a hook, and evily smiles.) Andrew: Great, A-ko. Now you've got us on the "I still can't believe you knew it wasn't butter Last Summer" movie...(everyone runs around while Belldandy walks slowly towards the camera.) >> >>Tenchi left the room still not feeling much around his surroundings. >>Last night Aeka and Ryoko had another one of their fights. It lasted a >>long time and he was still tired from the ordeal. >> >>Tenchi Masaki somehow found the shower in his drowsy state and removed >>his cloths. He hastily discarded his cloths in a nearby hamper, still >>somewhat delirious form lack of sleep. As he entered the shower, the >>Jurian prince noticed something obviously different. His eyes widened, >>blood trickled form his nose, and he fell unconscious. Ranma: Maybe Sasami got some Spring of Drowned Girl piped in from Jusenkyou. Andrew: Maybe you should run! (Andrew gets slashed by Belldandy.) >> >>*** >> >>The bright light also woke up a sleeping demoness. She was exhausted >>from last night. Ryoko cursed to herself, started it... I still feel tired. Damn! Oh well, I guess I will go wake >>Tenchi.> She wickedly smiled as she got up and attempted to phase into >>the nearby room. >> >>*BAAAM* >> >> Ryoko thought, She tried >>again to no avail. Belldandy: Oh, my! What am I doing with this hook? (The hook disappears. Andrew is revived.) Urd: Don't tell me you've been sleepwalking again, sis... >> >>"BAAM* >> >> Ryoko thought, >room?> Then it struck her. >> >>"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO, It must be a dream!!!" Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa? Washu: Yes, I don't think Ryoko usually screams like that. >> >>*** >> >>Aeka awoke to the sound of screaming which somehow seemed familiar. >The princess cursed the demon that had to try, again, to steal her Tenchi >>away from. She got up and noticed a few things about her demeanor. >She noticed that her breasts were more developed and that she was wearing a >>tight, skimpy outfit similar to the one worn by a infamous space >>pirate. Aeka was in shock! >> >>"This can not be, this is not hap...." Aeka stopped talking to herself >>and noticed the familiar voice that belongs to her enemy. With quick >>glance around the room confirming her whereabouts, the princess >>decided to react. >> >>"NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" cried the angered princess. Andrew: That's right, folks, it's Monkey-Head-Butting, Tenchi Muyo style! Ranma: Really, if that was the case, then we could all change places. Lina: Who want to change places? (Skuld raises her hand.) Andrew: Skuld? Skuld: Well, I always wanted to be Irresponsible Captain Taylor for a week... >> >>*** >> >>Mihoshi awoke to hear familiar bickering coming from the hall. It >>always seems that Ryoko and Aeka are always constantly fighting. It >was her duty as a Galaxy Police officer to maintain order. Thus the >>detective got up, totally unaware about the change in her wardrobe and >>figure. Washu: Then again, she was unware of anything... Ranma: Yeach...I hope those pants are loose fitting ones... >> As he proceeded to the door to egress the room, she passed a >>mirror. >> >>"Ohayoo Tenchi!" Mihoshi exclaimed to the mirror waving her hand as the >>reflection waved back in a harmonized fashion. >> >>Not noticing anything unusual, the Galaxy Police detective headed out >>the door of the third floor bedroom. It was her duty as a Galaxy >Police officer to stop their fighting. Lina: And it was her duty to be stupid, too. Luna: You know, this fic is rather boring. I mean it seems rather dull. Andrew: Dull? Luna: As in watching paint dry dull. >> >>*** >> >>"Ryoko! What do you think you are doing stealing my body!" screamed >>the princess in the body of the pirate. >> >>"What! I didn't steal your body! Why would I steal a body that >doesn't even compared to my own! I should be asking you that question!" Ryoko >>countered in Aeka's form. (P-chan somehow finds a tub of hot water. He splashes in it.) Ryouga: Man, am I glad to be a guy! Now, I've got to get out of here... Ryo-ok-hi: Miyaa! (Ryouga smiles.) A-ko: I don't know...I don't think I would want to have C-ko's body. Lina: Yeah, or Amelia's body. Andrew: Like I would want to steal Keiichi's body. (Andrew turns around and Keiichi has Andrew's body and vice-versa.) D'oh! >> >>"Grrrrrr... What do you mean? I would never do such a thing I >wouldn't want to have the body of a tainted character of your reputation" >> >>"Well, how bout if I taint your reputation with Tenchi? Heh heh, A >>crack of the whip sounds fun." >> >>"You wouldn't dare..." Lina (imitating Ayeka/Stan): Oh, yeah, well I can beat up your little sorry ass you fat-head! A-ko (imitating Ryoko/Cartman): Oh, yeah, you fat bitch, at least IIII have your body, you little twerp! Andrew/Keiichi: Don't tell me this is happening... >> >>"Want to try me Princess. After I am done with Tenchi, your reputation >>won't get you squat." >> >>"Why you....." >> >>"Oh ho ho ho... Tenchi, you will concede to my love or pay the price... >>Snap!" >> >>"And what if he finds out it was you using my body to do such nasty >>things... you criminal!" >> >>"Ummm, Well...." Ryoko wavered. >> >>"Ill tell you! Tenchi will probably hate you for abusing my body. His >>love for me will blossom. You will be tossed aside like another piece >>of trash! Oh ho ho ho ho...." Ranma: Ladies, you aren't Kodachi! Washu: Yeah, I know. Sometimes I'd like for Sasami to beat to the punch and screw the living daylights out of Tenchi. (Looks at Ryouga) Speaking of screwing... Ryouga: Um, I guess an appology is too late? >> >>"Aeka, Why I a......" >> >>Before Ryoko could intercede, a familiar male voice interrupted. >> >>"Won't you girls stop fighting!" Mihoshi shouted not noticing the >>change in her voice. Belldandy: Oh, my! That blonde is really stupid! (Urd slaps Belldandy with a dead fish.) Urd: Sis, would you stop acting like Kasmi Tendo for once? >> >>Aeka and Ryoko tuned to the image of Tenchi and both simultaneously >>replied to him, "Sorry... Tenchi..." >> >>"Huh, where is Tenchi, I though I saw him when I woke up." >> >>The rivals face faulted. >> >>"Ummmm Lord Tenchi are you feeling well?" inquired Aeka. >> >>"Where is Tenchi? And Ryoko, why are you addressing Tenchi as Lord >>Tenchi... I never heard you say that before? Hmmmm..." >> >>"Tenchi? Are you ok, you are acting strange?" asked Ryoko. >> >>"Why do you keep calling me Tenchi! My name is Mihoshi! You got >>that... M-I-H-O-S-H-I" >> >>Both Aeka and Ryoko looked strangely at the Tenchi that clamed to be >>Mihoshi. Something strange is happening. Ranma: Gee, what was your first clue?! >> >>"Miyaaaa, Miya, Miya! Miyaaaaaa, Miya, Miya!" a familiar voice sung. >> >>Everyone tuned their attention to what seemed like Sasami playing with >>her hands and doing a little dance. All the observers stared with >>confusion. Ryo-ok-hi: That's me! I'm a girl! (Washu looks strangely at Ryo-ok-hi.) Miyaa? Can't I do work on my English?! Washu: I just wish you'd be a cabbit that simply wanted carrots... >> >>Aeka inquired, "Are you ok Sasami?" >> >>The blue haired girl approached that cyan haired woman and started to >>talk. >> >>"Miya Miya!" >> >>"Err... Sasami is that you?" Aeka wondered? >> >>"Hah hah hah... Don't you get it?" Ryoko laughed, "It is Ryo-ohki, I >>can recognize what she is saying. She thinks you are me..." (Ryo-ok-hi puts on a swamii costume and holds up an envelope.) Ryo-ok-hi: Miyaa! (Puts the envelope to her head.) Miyaa! Washu: Ryo-ok-hi says, "Genma-panda with a machine gun after dinner." (She opens up the envelope.) What eats, shoots and leaves? Andrew: That was bad. >> >>A smiling cabbit enters behind the original occupant of its body. >> >>"Ahhh... so this must be my sister Sasami." Aeka pointed to the >cabbit. >> >>Sasami mentally says to Aeka, woke up in Ryo-ohki’s body.> The princesses now have the mental link Ryoko >>and Ryo-ohki used to shared. It was fortunate that Aeka respected the >>privacy of her sister, or Sasami’s fun could have ended a little >shorter than expected. Ryo-ok-hi: Miyaa. (Gives Washu a piece of paper.) Washu: What's this? Ryouga: I-i-it's the wedding party. Izumi: But, Ryouga, I thought you were a LDPer. Andrew: Izumi, it's not a political party. >> >>"What is the cause of this?" Aeka wondered verbally. >> >>"MOM!! It must be her doing!" Ryoko shouted. Washu: Oh, sure. Blame me. >> The pirate in a >>princess's body started to walk downstairs. An action in its self >alien to Ryoko. She had always phased up or down the stairs. >> >>The others followed suit. Lina: Three of a kind! Luna: Four of a kind! A-ko: Gin! Lina and Luna: GIN?! >> >>*** >> >>Tenchi woke again from the shock he received from earlier this morning. >> >> he thought to >>himself as he attempted to get up. >> >>Tenchi opened his eyes and noticed in the refection of a nearby mirror >>the tanned body that he was in. He saw the curly yellow hair firmly >>placed on his head. Blood tricked down his nose as he gasped at >>Mihoshi’s beautiful features, features that most men his age never gets >>to see. The young prince fainted again falling to the floor. Ranma: Boy, is this going to be a looong day for Tenchi. Washu: Yeah, I know. What entertainment! (Look at wedding list.) You want Mokona to be the best man?! Ryouga: Yeah, and we have Luna to be the Maid of Honor. Washu: What?! An entire animal party?! Ryo-ok-hi: Miyaa? Washu: Why not?! Why not!! (She thinks for a moment.) I-I can't think of a reason. >> >>*** >> >>In front of the door to Washu's dimensional lab, what seemed to be a >>ensemble of a cabbit, Tenchi, two princesses, and a space pirate gazed >>at a note plastered on the door of the lab. Akemi: And a partridge in a pear tree. Luna (singing): ...Come on, get happy! Lina (groaning): Please, sis, not the partridge family!!! >> >> "Sorry, I am not in at the moment. I am on another planet doing >> research and won't be back until tomorrow." >> --Washu, The greatest scientific genius in the universe Everyone else: Yeah, right! Washu: Hey! I have a right to have a title! >> >>The group was speechless. A few seconds later, Ryoko broke the >silence. >> >>"Damm! On another planet my butt! I didn't see her leave at all! This >>isn't funny." >> >>"But, she had gone the day before. Sasami said that she saw Washu >leave for parts unknown yesterday. And Sasami believes it wasn't Washu's >>fault." Aeka told the group. She was being fed the information viva >>their mental link. Andrew: Sasami isn't a good liar. A-ko: But Ayeka is pretty gullible. Akemi: I don't know, this whole fic is sooo boring, I...I just wanna do something else. >> >>"I still think she is still up to no good though. It is just like her >>to cause chaos with one of her inventions." replied Ryoko. >> >>"Miya miyya miiya Miya! the blue haired girl said. >> >>Ryoko interpreted Ryo-ohki’s speech, "So you wee there also, hmmm.... >>Still I don't trust mom, she prob..." Andrew: That reminds me, I'd better check on the coffee. Washu (to Ryouga): You want her to wear this dress?! Ryouga: She'll be in cabbit form, it'll be cute on her! Washu: But I didn't design a cabbit to be wearing a dress! (Ryo-ok-hi point to a part of the catalogue.) "Yes, we have cabbit-sizes too..." >> >>*** >> >>"Hah ha ha ha ha ha!" >> >>On a planet in another dimension away a scientist was monitoring the >>days events evolve live. A-ko: "Evolve live?" That doesn't make any sense. Andrew: You'd think Ayeka would sprout wings or something. >> Washu was watching with great interest on >>several big screen monitors and the latest in stereo equipment that >>would make anyone envious. With a bag of popcorn in one had and a >>remote control in the other, the red haired genius smiled. >> >>"Sasami, great plan! I can't wait to see what happens next." Washu: This is even better than CBS on Saturday nights! Andrew: Or ABC on Friday nights, or NBC on Sunday nights, or Fox on most weekday nights... Washu: Yeah, I know. It's a good thing I have direct cable. >> >>Washu smile widened even more as she monitors the entrance of another >>participant to the days events. >> >>"Ahh this will get very interesting." Washu (with a german accent): ...but stupid. Ranma: You're tell me? >> >>*** >> >>The door of the Masaki home opened revealing the Shinto priest of the >>nearby shrine. Yosho entered the house noticing the group of people >>notably arguing in front of the closet. Yosho sighed. >all too frequently.> he thought to himself. >> >>"Tenchi!" Yosho yelled, "Get ready for practice later on today!" Lina (imitating Yosho): We've got to get you ready for your first Sumo match! Everyone else: Lina! >> >>The fighting stopped and everyone was looking at Yosho. >> >>Mihoshi Replied, "Tenchi? I don't know where he is, may be in his >>room." >> >>Yosho face faulted. The half Juraian was surprised to see Tenchi say >>that. He even was more surpassed to see Sasami miyaing and what seemed >>to be his sister pounding on the door to Washu's lab calling, "MOM! >Let us in!" Akemi: If I were Yosho, this would be a good time for a drink... Lina: If you were anyone, this would be a good time for a drink, Akemi. Say, aren't you suppose to be in a AA program? Akemi: Yeah? I go to get travel tips all the time. (Lina lowers her head.) What? Lina: That's AAA, not AA. Akemi: You're treating me like a bond rating?! (The two girls start to argue. Washu pulls a cord and both of them gets slammed by a huge 16 ton anvil.) >> >>"My brother, something terrible has happened!" Aeka cried, as she >>wrapper her arms around him. Luna (imitating Ayeka): I've decided to become a punk rocker! A-ko: You know this fic is rather boring. >> >>The priest was totally shocked to see what seemed to be the space >pirate hugging him. He didn't know what to say at all as several seconds >>passed. Slowly Yosho realized what had seemed to happen. Yosho >decided to act with some hesitation in his voice. >> >>"Aeka, I think I understand what is the situation, but let us go to the >>living room to discuss what has happened. I need to understand what is >>going on." Andrew: I hope the priest isn't catholic. If he his, wait until the Pope hears this... Ranma: The Pope's Catholic? (Andrew groans.) >> >>With that, the entire group followed the priest into the living room. >>There they made themselves comfortable. The blue haired girl was >eating carrots. The rivals stared at each other, as the small cabbit smiled >in between them. The young man was almost falling asleep. >> >>Ryoko and Aeka filled Yosho in on the details on what was happening so >>far. After digesting this information Yosho then asked a simple >>question. >> >>"Where is Tenchi, or should I say the body of Mihoshi?" Andrew: He's lying dead in a pool of his own blood in a black and white bathtub, with the shower's running! Washu: You wish... >> >>Everyone shook their head in reply except for Mihoshi. She had already >>fallen asleep. >> >>"Hmmmm... I think we should go look for him..." Yosho wondered >> >>Everyone nodded with agreement. >> >>"Then it is settled, Ill look in the house, Sasami check if he is >around the space tree Funaho, Ryoko the carrot Field, Aeka the shine and >>vicinity, Ryo-ohki the lake and it's vicinity, and Mihoshi will look in >>the onsen if she ever wakes up." >> >>The group disperses on the lookout for the person in Mihoshi’s body. >>Mihoshi just slept there. >> >>Yosho smiled. He had sent the others on a wild goose chase. It would >>take the others some time to realize this. The priest didn't want to >>imagine the chaos if one of the other girls found his grandson first. >>The priest knew that Tenchi would be still be in the house, and thus >>retrieved Tenchi before the others could. Keiichi: Oh, come on! He just wants to screw a 16-year-old kid, even if it's has Tenchi's mind! (Everyone gets startled.) Belldandy: Keiichi! How could you think such things! Keiichi: I know how you and Skuld love to surprise a guy in the showers! (Skuld and Belldandy blush. Urd gasp.) Urd: Maybe my sisters have a libido after all. Ranma: A libido...isn't that a raft? (Everyone face-faults again.) >> >>*** >> >>"What happened?" >> >>A drowsy blond began to wake up. This time in one of the guest >bedrooms of the house. There were two others in the room, his grandfather and >>what seem to be his body drowsily playing with a pink cube. Andrew: If that's what I think it is... Washu: And it isn't... Andrew: What did you think I thought it was, Washu? Washu: A vibrator. Andrew: I didn't think that was a vibrator. Washu: Good. What did you think it was? Andrew: A maxi-pad. (Washu face-faults.) >> >>The priest spoke, "Tenchi, are you ok?" >> >>"I think so... What happened?" >> >>Tenchi's grandfather thus explained the days events. Although Tenchi >>couldn't believe it, he was living proof that it actually happened. For some reason he had switched bodies with >>the first class detective. As he contemplated the situation, Tenchi >>noticed a chill in the air. He wasn't wearing any cloths, despite >those hentai readers wishes a blanket covered most of his body. Ranma: Hentais?! Where?! Ryouga (imitating Akane): You are, you pervert baka! (He slams Ranma with a mallet.) Ranma (weakly): Thanks, pal...(he starts to twitch.) Ryouga: Hey, what are friends for? >> >>"Now you need dress in the right fashion, that is why I brought >Mihoshi, she can help you get into one of her outfits. I'll wait outside." >> >>Mihoshi giggled as Yosho departed the room, "It is time to play dress >>up!" >> >>Tenchi screamed in shear horror! Washu: Bwhahahahaha!!! Andrew (flatly): Oh, the horror. >> >>*** >> >>End Part 1 >> >>------------------------- >> >>Author’s Afterward: About character abilities, I assume that the >>abilities of each character is based on the body. The character may >>have the ability to use the weapon, but not the knowledge to >effectively use such power. I hope you enjoyed this story. C&C is really >>appreciated. Andrew: Okay, let's C&C. First I thought that there wasn't much action, dialogue, or much of anything in this plot. It was really boring. A-ko: Yeah. It would be nice if you could pick up the pace a bit. There are a lot of places where you could have added a lot of detail. Washu: Besides, why couldn't I get into the fun? Have me trade places with someone?! Andrew: You just wanna trade places with Tenchi. Washu: well... Ranma: I thought the paragraphs were too short. That's all. Ryouga: So, Ryo-ok-hi, if we're gonna get married, do you think we oughta to go to a conselor or something? Take a couple of blood tests? Washu: I can do that. (He holds up a picture of a pink-haired girl getting DPed by Daisuke and Hiroshi. Ryouga gets a bloody nose and Washu gets a sample of the blood. Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa? Washu: Yes, that's me...why did you...oh. (She blushes. Everyone else face-faults.) >> >>You can get this Fan Fic, as well as any other Tenchi Muyo Fan Fics >from my archive located at: >> >>http://memebers.xoom.com/gensao/ >> >>Thanks for reading! >> Belldandy: And thank you for presenting it for us! Urd: Yeah right. Ryouga: Say, Urd, can I join you? I have this really bad urge to get really, really drunk. Urd: Why? You're marrying a pregnant cabbit as a pig...Oh. I see. Sure. (They leave.) Ryo-oh-ki: Miyaa! Miyaa! (The cabbit goes and follows them.) Andrew: So, when the wedding? Washu: I think that'll be in a couple of weeks...(She starts to cry. Andrew pats her on the back.) Izumi (feeling herself): Wait..there! I found my keys! Now I can unlock my Patalabor...(there's a thud sound.) A-ko: Oh, dear... (Skuld looks outside.) Skuld: Wai! You killed my Father! You bastard! ******* Will Ryouga drink so much, he'll forget about Ryo-ok-hi? Ever want to see a cabbit drunk? Is God really dead? Will Washu stop crying over spilled carrot juice? Find out next time as we MST again on another Red-Head MST, the wedding, part I! *******