Hey everybody! Ok this is our 1st Mst, but we're planning on doing more as well as writing fan fics. Oh yeah, there is actually two real people here! So we thought a little background info on us before we start. Kenneth: Escaped mental patient, well not really but he's crazy. Loves Ayeka, literally! Wants to kill Ryoko, and become #1 on the RFFC hit list, for some reason. (all RFFC members may send complaints to Ken008@aol.com) Alex: .moving on.No really he's a great guy, kinda shy 'round girls but a great guy who is smart and funny. He loves Kiyone. "A": Our technician, runs the fics, makes sure we don't leave in the middle of the fic.you know. Alex and Kenneth enter a theater and take their seats as "A" sets up in the control booth. "A": Ok guys here comes the fic Alex and Ken bored: Yay Alex: Hey? Didn't we have a surprise guest? Ken: ..Shut up! Just let's do the fic! "A": KEN! You knew Kain was coming over! Ken: Aw crap. The theater doors slam open and everyone's favorite human-supernova comes floating in and envelops the chair next to Alex Alex: Ken? Why does he have to sit next to me? Ken: uh.Fan fic now, questions later SOMETHING KAWAII THIS WAY COMES - (PROLOGUE) Ken: PROLOGUE? "A"! FASTFORWARD!! Operative A sighed Kain: Didn't I kill him? as he watched the events unfolding on the planet Earth. Ken: HELP ME! I'm unfolding! He had been dead for twenty nine years now. Kain: Oh, I did kill him Ever since he had made the foolish mistake of trying to fight Kain by himself. Alex: Damn straight! Ken: Your Damn Skippy! "Your time has finally come." Ken, darth vader voice: Don't make me destroy you, Luke. Alex as Luke: NOOO I'll never join you! An angel told him. "Soon, you will be back on Earth Ken as operative A: Aw damn! I don't want to go back there! . However, because you have demonstrated that you cannot handle a humanoid life, you shall return as a lesser lifeform." Alex As "A": Hi everybody! Ken and Kain: "A"! been reincarnated? "A": SHUT UP DOWN THERE! All: Sorry "A" "What do you mean a lesser lifeform?" Ken: Something like "A"! "A": DON'T MAKE ME COME DOWN THERE!! Ken: Sorry "A" The late Operative A wanted to know. Ken: what it was like to have sex with an angel! Alex: KEN! "You'll see." Ken as Operative A: So how much? I'll pay $150 Alex: Oh my! There are hookers in heaven! The angel smiled as she touched his forehead with her finger. Ken: hubba hubba Alex: Why me? Kain: That's it, I'm going to find a galaxy to envelop, this was NOT in my parole! Operative A's soul vanished from the heavens. Ken: .and straight to hell! *** Ryo-ohki paced around the egg, nosing it every so often. Ken as Ryo-ohki: Smells like fish! "Miya?" She inquired as it finally started to move. Ken as a scientist: miya, the cabbits only form of verbal communication. Alex: and it has 1 million meanings, most of them involving carrots. Kain: hey carrots.I'm hungry, wheres the nearest uninhabited galaxy? The egg finally broke open. Ken: Poor humpty dumpty! From within, a chestnut and white cabbit, about half the size of Ryo- ohki, emerged. Ken: How'd that chestnut get in there? Alex: Good god it's a mutant! Half cabbit, half chestnut. Ken: wonder if it'll change forms with water like Ramna? However, part of the egg got stuck around the little cabbit's head. Ken: instantly killing it! Ryo-ohki grabbed the egg with her forepaws and pulled it off the little cabbit. Ken: Just in time to save the cabbit from sure death. Then she began to lickgroom the tiny cabbit. Ken: WHAT THE HELL IS LICKGROOM? The tiny cabbit's eyes finally opened. Alex: AHHHH I'm blind!! "Miya?" He asked. Ken: yes miya.though I prefer pika! SOMETHING KAWAII THIS WAY COMES (PART 1) ----------------------------------------- Alex: You mean that was still the prologue? Ken: aw crap Miya? Ken: who said that? Alex holds up Ryo-Ohki. Ken: oh shut up. The little cabbit blinked uncertainly. Something was definitely amiss here. Ken: You're a Cabbit you schmuck!! He tried to hop off to find a mirror. No such luck, however. Ryo-ohki had him pinned down and was giving him a bath. Ken shudders: bad images. Alex: and isn't she his mother? Kain: shut up guys He put his chin on his paws and ...paws? Alex: I guess that would come with being a cabbit //Oh no!// he thought as realization dawned on him. //I can't be...// Kain: But you are.hey! He's bitesize! I'm going to go kill him again! Ken and Alex: See ya! "A": SIT DOWN! Alex: "A" you know who your talking to right? Ken: I bet "A" could whoop Kain Kain: WHAT? Ken: Nevermind. Ryo-ohki was lickgrooming Ken: WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?? herself now, so he was able to slip away. He hopped toward the mirror, having a bit of difficulty since he was, after all, only a baby cabbit. Ken: craving baby carrots He looked in the mirror. //NO!!!// he thought. All: YES!!! Ken as Darth Vader: Thats right, I am your father! Alex: I hope not Ken Ken: whys that? Alex: think Ken Ken: well.I'd have to be a cabbit and.do it with.OH GOD!! Alex: Right All that came out was, of course, "Miya!!!" Alex: Like I said, a million meanings! Ryo-ohki hopped up behind him. She gripped him by the scruff of his neck and carried him back over to their little bed. Ken: Oh god! They aren't going to. Alex: again I thought she was his mother! Kain: does the term incest disgust anyone else here? All, even "A": YES!! Ryo-ohki placed her baby on their bed, Ken: Oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god oh god then snuggled up next to him and draped her ear over him like a blanket. All: whew. The little cabbit sighed inwardly, and drifted off to sleep. SOMETHING KAWAII THIS WAY COMES (PART 2) ----------------------------------------- Ken: HOW MANY PARTS ARE THERE?!?!? "Oh, he's so cute!" Alex: that too, is a part of being a cabbit Sasami gushed as she saw the baby cabbit for the first time. Ken: Gushed? Eewww The baby cabbit opened his eyes and looked up at Sasami. //Tell them I'm alive.// he wanted to tell her. //Tell the Galaxy Police I'm here!// Ken: Bad idea, the local GP consists of the dumbest person that ever existed. But all he could actually say was: "Miya! Miya miya miya!!" Alex: again that's part of being a cabbit! Which, needless to say, fell just a tad short of the mark. It also was entirely misunderstood as cries of hunger from Ryo-ohki who nudged a carrot at him. Ken: SMACK! OW! MOM! You hit me with a carrot Mihoshi Ken: aw damn Alex: well this Fic just went to hell Kain: Can I kill her? Alex and Ken: PLEASE!! walked in and spotted him as he was examining the carrot. //Oh no....// he groaned inwardly. He moved quickly, but clumsily, putting Ryo-ohki between himself and Mihoshi. "He's adorable." Mihoshi sulked. "But why is he afraid of me?" Ken: maybe he's got a brain dimwit? It's not like you've ever done anything helpful! Alex: Actually. Ken: shut up "Maybe he's got a brain?" Ken: didn't I just say that? Ryoko Ken: Suddenly died and there much rejoicing pondered from where she'd been sitting for the last several minutes. She reached down and picked up the tiny cabbit. Ken: Wheres Ayeka in all this? I want Ayeka I want Ayeka I want Ayeka! Alex: we all know Ken. Kain: Ayeka? I smell the blood of Jurai. Alex: Oh give it a rest! "Miya?" The cabbit asked her. Ryoko kissed the cabbit on the tip of his nose. "Oh, you poor thing. Washu hasn't even given you a name, has she?" "Miya." The cabbit replied. "Well, let me think." She looked him over. "Well, you kinda remind me of this guy I met in 1970. Probably just the color of your fur. But just in case you are him come back to life. I'm gonna give you a name that I know would really annoy him." "Miya?" The cabbit asked. Ryoko grinned wickedly. "Hello, Fluffy." She told him. Ken: fluffy? My god that's lame! I bet kain could come up with a better name than that! Kain: yeah, like sunshine Alex: Kain, I never knew you had a sensitive side Kain: yeah, when you're a living supernova enveloping planents, most people really don't get to know you. SOMETHING KAWAII THIS WAY COMES (PART 3) Ken: NO! NOT ANOTHER PART! The household were all watching TV. Ken: grammer check! Alex: and how can a house watch TV? Ryo-ohki was keeping an eye on her baby while they sat together on the sofa. Every now and then, Fluffy would get too close to the edge of the sofa. Ryo-ohki would then grab the scruff of his neck and pull him back to safety. Ken as fluffy: ACK ACK, CHOKING ME! "Are we going to keep him here?" Sasami asked hopefully. "When he's grown up, I mean?" "No, he'll have to live somewhere else." Washu replied. "We don't have enough carrots for two cabbits." Kain: I don't belive there is a galaxy with enough carrots for two cabbits "So, have you picked out someone to take care of him?" Ryoko asked. Alex as Washu: I asked Kain he said sure Kain: Yesss, I will take 'good' care of Operative A.I mean fluffy Washu smiled and went back to watching television. The doorbell rang. Fluffy looked up at Washu. Alex as fluffy: What do you want bitch!?! "Yes, dear." Washu told him. "I believe that is the person who's going to look after you." Fluffy scrambled down off the couch and hopped to the door. Alex: to see kain Kain: YES! Ken as fluffy: NOOOOO! Washu opened the door. "Mihoshi," All: NOOOO! Alex: no one deserves that she said, scooping up the small cabbit before he could run off, "here you go. I want to thank you and Kiyone Alex: Kiyone.drool drool.. for looking after this little guy." "Oh, you're so adorable. Yes you are." Mihoshi told Fluffy as she tickled his nose. Ken: AH-CHOO! //This is *not* happening to me!// Fluffy thought as Mihoshi carried him home. SOMETHING KAWAII THIS WAY COMES (PART 4) ---------------------------------------- Ken: DAMN IT HOW MANY PARTS ARE THERE!! Kiyone looked up as Mihoshi walked in from out of the rain. Alex as Kiyone: Damn she's still alive! She was carrying a thoroughly soaked cabbit in her arms. "Mihoshi!" She wailed. "We can barely keep ourselves clothed and fed and you bring home a pet." "Washu asked me to take care of him. He needs a home." She looked up at Kiyone with her big blue eyes. There were tears brimming in those eyes. It was clear that she'd become attached to the little animal. If Kiyone took him away or made Mihoshi give him back... Ken: oh just throw them both out! "Okay." She gave in, reluctantly. "Yay!" Mihoshi cheered, jumping around in a circle while hugging the little cabbit. "You hear that? You can stay. Now, let's get you dried off." She put the little cabbit down and walked out of the room. Fluffy shooks the water from his fur."Miya." //This is a nightmare.// Ken: your right The little cabbit thought. //It has tobe. I'm still in 1970. Kain didn't kill me. Kain: Yes I did! And I'm most definitely *not* a cabbit.// Alex: yes, you are Of course that was mere wishful thinking. He wasn't in 1970. Kain *had* killed him, Kain: Damn straght! rather gruesomely. Kain: Yup! And he most definitely *was* a cabbit. Alex: just figure that out? At the moment he was a very wet cabbit. Ken: heh heh heh Alex: Ken, no He sat there on the floor with his fur dripping. Mihoshi returned with a towel. She wrapped it around the little cabbit and carefully dried him off. //Maybe Mihoshi's not so bad after all.// Ken: Dream on! Alex: have you lost your mind? Kain: what galaxy did this dope come from? he thought. //At least she's compassionate.// Mihoshi kissed Fluffy on the nose. "There you are." She said. "All better." Ken as fluffy: I'm still stuck with you bitch! "At least you didn't bring a puppy or a kitten home." Kiyone remarked as they ate dinner. "A cabbit will be less expensive." "Because they only eat carrots, right?" "No." Kiyone replied. "Well, yes, that, too. But I was just thinking, since there are only three cabbits and we know where the only female is..." She sipped her tea. Ken: not to mention that's his mother! "Huh?" Mihoshi asked. "Well, we won't have trouble keeping them apart when we have to. In other words, we don't have to get him fixed." Ken as fluffy: OH THANK GOD! Kiyone could've sworn she heard the little cabbit breathe a sigh of relief. Fluffy hopped over to Kiyone and pawed her ankle. Alex: Back off she's mine you little bastard!! Ken and Kain: Alex, calm down When she looked down, he looked back up at her and miya'ed plaintively. "Hungry?" Kiyone asked. "Miya!" "Mihoshi..." Kiyone requested. Mihoshi went to the kitchen. Ken: And died! Alex and Kain: YES! She reached in to grab the carrots. The edge of the bag was caught on the back of the shelf. She pulled, expecting the bag to simply tear away. Instead it pulled the entire shelf out. Ken: Landing on her head killing her! Alex and Kain: YES! "A": Ok Ken! That's enough! Everything that been on that shelf, leftover soup and eggs included, crashed to the kitchen floor in a huge mess. Alex: Now that's a brawney mess Mihoshi took one look at it and began to cry. Fluffy and Kiyone hurried into the kitchen. "MIHOSHI!" Kiyone screamed. They'd worked hard for that food and now that idiot Ken: isn't idiot a understantment? Kain: hell yeah! had ruined it all. "I'm sorry, Kiyone!" Mihoshi sobbed. "I can't do anything right!" All: DAMN STRAIGHT //If I don't do something, she'll be wailing all night and I'll never get any sleep.// Fluffy thought. The little cabbit hopped over to Mihoshi, and began nuzzling her leg, comfortingly. //I can't believe I'm doing this.// He thought to himself. SOMETHING KAWAII THIS WAY COMES (PART 5) -------------------------------- Ken: NOT ANOTHER. Alex: Ken, skip it "I'm sorry, Mihoshi." Kiyone apologized. "I was just upset because I was planning to make a special dinner tonight and some of the stuff I needed for it was on that shelf." "We could go buy more." "Not until our next paycheck." Kiyone explained. "We can have something else tonight and have the special dinner another time, though." "Okay." Mihoshi replied. "I'm sorry I ruined your dinner." Fluffy miya'ed at the mention of the word dinner. "I'm sorry." Mihoshi told him, handing him a carrot. "There you go. I almost forgot to feed you." "Mihoshi, why don't you let him outside so you don't trip over him while we clean up the kitchen?" "Come on, Fluffy." Mihoshi told him, as she opened the door. It had stopped raining so the little cabbit hopped out the door. Fluffy hopped down the street. He wanted desperately to find a radio station. He wanted to let the Galaxy Police know where he was. Alex: Well, you see, they DO know where you are However, all his attempts at asking directions, were misread by passers-by as adorable attempts to beg for treats or attention. He even tried to demonstrate his police-affiliation by leaning on a police officer's leg and miya'ing up at her. Ken as the officer: whats that? Theres a 217 in progress? The cop picked up the unique (from the cop's point of view) animal and scritched him under the skin. Ken as fluffy: OW! OW! My vital orgins! Get your finger out form under my skin! "Are you lost, little fellow?" She asked. "You poor dear. Here, let me give you some food." After getting food, Fluffy hopped off. *** "There," Kiyone smiled in satisfaction at the kitchen. "all done. You go get Fluffy and I'll make dinner." "Okay." Mihoshi went out to find Fluffy. With the mess out of the way, Kiyone began preparing a meal for herself and Mihoshi. *** Fluffy hopped as fast as he could, trying to get away from the two men with the nets who were chasing him. "Miya! Miya!" he complained. Ken: Transalation, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? He didn't know if they were from a lab or the pound. Since both of these possibilities were equally bad, he didn't stop to find out. "We've got him." One of the men told the other. "He's not going to hop over a 24 foot gorge." Alex: that's what you think As he hopped toward the gorge, Fluffy tried to work out an escape plan. To dart either way would only buy him a few more seconds of freedom. It seemed entirely futile. Ken: We are the borg, resistance is futile Then he remembered he was a cabbit. The men reached out with their nets. Kain: Yes! He's going to die again The two men watched as a startling transformation took place. The tiny ... bunny? ... kitty?... it was cute whatever it was... turned into a very large and foreboding space ship. The spaceship rose up and flew off. Ken: wow, such detail They couldn't be sure, but the two men could've sworn it was laughing at them. *** //Hmmm.// Fluffy thought to himself. //This gives me an idea.// Flying up into space, he flew directly toward Galaxy Police HQ. [[Pirate vessel.]] A Galaxy Police Operative Second Class challenged him as he arrived. [[You are violating Police Space. Please withdraw your vehicle from this area.]] {{I am not a pirate vessel.}} He transmitted from his own ship's computer to the GP ship's computer. {{I am Operative A.}} Fluffy could have sworn that the other Operative was holding back tears when he spoke again. [[You are not Operative A.]] Ken: You're a cabbit bitch! He accused. [[How dare you attempt to pretend to be him. I won't permit you to sully his name with your slanderous lies!]] Ken: sully his name? Alex: I don't know. Kain: I think It mean to dishonor it or something //Sully?// Fluffy wondered. //Does anyone even use that word anymore besides this guy?// All: NO "Miya!" the cabbit ship protested as the SCO openned fire on him. He considered returning fire, but to do that would be to prove he was indeed a criminal. Instead, he fled back to Earth. *** "Fluffy!!!" Mihoshi called, slumping down to the steps of her apartment. She put her face in her hands. "Why did he run away? All: he didn't like you He's all alone in that big world. I don't... I ..." "Miya?" Fluffy asked as he hopped up the path to her. "Fluffy!!" Mihoshi cried out. She put out her arms and the little cabbit hopped right into them. "Good boy!" She laughed as she petted and hugged him. "Miya." Fluffy replied. Mihoshi stood up and carried him back inside. (The End...?) Ken: Yes it over!! Alex: Happy days are here again! Kain it's been great but I'm going to go eat some planets Ken see ya Alex: bye Kain floats off and alex and ken walk out of the theather. Ken: hey Alex, want to shoot some skeet? Alex: ok Ken and Alex both pick up a gun and walk out to a field Ken: ok, PULL A figure like Ryoko is thrown into the air and Ken shoots it down as Alex looks on. Alex: Ken, you are very disturbed.