I'll spare you the intro's and get on with the msting M:Welcome back Noin:You know it's strange but I don't want to be welcome here Tenchi:Neither do I let's leave Ryoko:So what are we msting? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Don't Sue ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tenchi:You know that disclaimer get's shorter every time M:Saves typing time Extremely Sick Sex Fest M:Name kinda says it all Ryoko:hmm that title sure doesn't leave anything to the imagination By the fucked up mind of AAA-PhuckNut Noin:Couldn't of said it better Disclaimer: This Fic is extremely disgusting and filled with sex so you have to be 18+ to read this, oh, and read at your own risk. M:Straight honest and it even strikes fear into the heart of any hentai All the characters in this fic are owned by AIC and Pioneer, I do not claim these characters. _______________________________________________________________________ Tenchi woke up extra early this morning before Ryoko would show up so that Tenchi could test out something he's always wanted to do... Tenchi:Personally I always wanted to learn to play a musical instrument, maybe the piano of the trumpet. M:Really well I play the Sax, it's pretty rewarding Ryoko:And why would I bother you? Noin:Do you really need to ask? "Yes! No body will be bothering me for at least 2 hours!" Tenchi gleefully said. M:Well I guess that's enough time to get started, maybe start playing scales if you know your theory Tenchi:Somehow I don't think I'm learning a musical instrument... M:Ohh yeah this is a lemon I tried to forget "Now will be the perfect time to do what I've always wanted to do! SUCK MY OWN DICK!!" Tenchi beamed very proudly. Noin:Ewww just like Marylan Manson Tenchi:You know I never wanted to do that Ryoko:Why should you, I could do it for you M:I stand corrected, your going to learn the skin flute Tenchi:I didn't need to hear that Tenchi then got a big erection at the thought of this. Tenchi then bent forward as far as he could, but it just wasn't quite enough though, he was so close... He pushed himself farther and farther and finally got it! M:But he broke his back and died Tenchi:Yeah no way I'm that flexible Noin:I'm flexible, but not that much M:I like flexible women Noin simply slaps M really hard "YES!" Tenchi managed to mumble out as he stuck his dick into his mouth. Tenchi moaned as sucked his own dick faster and faster. After a half- hour of dick sucking action, he finally blew his nut into his mouth. Tenchi swallowed his own seed very happily, Tenchi:Ewww I would never do that. "MMMMM! Absolutely FUCKING delicious!" Tenchi said after swallowing his jizz. M:K that was a bad pun Ryoko:You know some women do find the taste of semen good Noin:I always thought it was too salty... M:I'd ask but it's not going to do any good Little did Tenchi know though, that he wasn't the only one commiting bizzare sexual acts this lovely morning... M:Damnit, I thought it was over Tenchi:Yes I'm no longer involved in this horrible lemon _______________________________________________________________________ Noboyuki proceeded up the stairs to the shrine to meet his father-in- law, Yosho. M:ack an hentai and a old dude, this can't be good All simply shudder at the thoughts bombarding their minds "Grrr, he's late again." said Yosho. Yosho opened up a orange blow-pop to satisfy his sucking need while he waited for Noboyuki to arrive. M cries uncontrollably M:Well at least my contacts feel better, but I didn't cry long enough to miss the fic Ryoko:I still think drinking is best M:Never really aquired a taste for hard liquor, and I'm in a hurry "Oh no! Im late again! I hope father isnt angry!" said Noboyuki. Noboyuki finally arrived at the shrine and apologized to Yosho for being late, "Im sorry for being late, honorable father." said Noboyuki. M(As Yosho):Since you are late I will simply leave thus leaving the MST'ers minds intact Ryoko:Why do you do this M:Because who else is going to destroy these fics? Tenchi:Bryan Weber Noin:Yeah he's better that you M:Ow that hurts Noin:K that was harsh... M:No not you, but eating salt and vinegar chips when you have a cut mouth can be painful *crunch* "That is ok." said Yosho as he threw his blow-pop into the trash. Ryoko:Since when did you have chips? M:I was hungry, want some Tenchi:What do salt and vinegar taste like? M:I'll put it this way, it's an aquired taste Noin:Besides do you really want to have anything in your stomach during this fic? "Shall we get started? Would you mind if I could go first?" asked Noboyuki. M:Let's not get started "Yes you may go first Noboyuki, because I was first last time." said Yosho as he started to warm up his mouth muscels some more. Noboyuki then took off his pants to reveal a large schlong. Yosho then started to work his mouth magic on Noboyuki's cock. M:K now I'm scared, Noboyuki's penis was on my list of thing's I'll never see and be glad about it. Ryoko:You have some odd lists M:Man's gotta have a hobby "Mmmmmm, that feels so good father." moaned Noboyuki. Yosho then worked faster on Noboyuki's penis, slowly turning his penis orange from the blow-pop. M:K so this guy walks into a doctors office and says help my penis is turning orange... Ryoko:For your sake don't finish that joke Tenchi:And the doctor asks well what do you do for a living? Noin:Not you too "Ooooohhhhh, YYESSSSSSSSS! here i come!" yelled Noboyuki. Noboyuki then exploded into Yosho's mouth. Yosho held it in his mouth then stood up and kissed Noboyuki and spit half the jizz into Noboyuki's mouth so that he could swallow some too. "mmmm, very tasty, Noboyuki" said Yosho. "Yes I agree very much." said Noboyuki. M:On behalf of my gender I'd like to apoligize for the man who wrote this, he is in no way representative of our sex Ryoko:I don't accept Tenchi:I don't blame you Just then Ryo-ohkie walked into the shrine, a very hungry Ryo-ohkie. When she saw Noboyuki's orange penis she thought it was a carrot, and she became overjoyed. She lunged at Noboyuki and bit off his whole dick in one swift chomp. M and Tenchi:Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww "AAAAAAAAHHHHH!" Noboyuki screamed as his cock was bitten off. M:Wow similar reactions Suprisingly though, Noboyuki seemed to be not mad at all. Tenchi:No, he was in to much pain to be angry "Noboyuki! Your penis was just bit off and you dont care at all??!!" beamed Yosho. M:Personally I'd care a great deal "No, actually I kinda like it. Cause now I got an extra hole for you to fuck!!!" said Noboyuki proudly. Ryoko:Didn't see that coming Noin:Who would be expecting something like that? Tenchi:Not I for one "Ahh yes! I see! I can insert my penis into the hole on the little remaining stub where your cock used to be!" said Yosho very excitedly. Yosho then removed his robe and stuffed his old schlong into Noboyuki's penis stub. He then rapidly fucked Noboyuki. M:One more thing off my list Ryoko:Maybe I should make a list M:Don't bother, at the rate these fics are going it's be empty real quick "Oh yes! Its so smooth!" yelled Yosho. Noboyuki was in total exctasy from all the pleasure he was getting from Yosho fucking him in his small intestine. Ryo-ohkie just watched with a puzzled look on her face, then she just left and headed back to the house. "Here I come!!!!" screamed Yosho. Yosho then dropped a steaming hot load into Noboyuki's small intestine. M bangs his head against a wall but he won't pass out M:Damn "That felt so great!! It was almost as good as getting fucked in the ass by an elephant!!" said Noboyuki excitedly. M:k that would kill you Noin:And I'm guessing it would hurt quite a bit too "You have been fucked in the ass by an elephant before??" questioned Yosho. "Yes it was pure exctasy!" said Noboyuki. M:K now you're lying Tenchi:You know where liers go. M:Yes but I'm sure bad lemon writers and elephant's bend over rovers go there too "Damn! You are one lucky bastard!" said Yosho. M(as Clinton):Define lucky Tenchi:Comedians everywhere lost a great target when he stepped out of office Noin:Yeah but regardless of who won the election the new target would be just as good They both french kissed each other, then got dressed and headed to the house for breakfast. Tenchi:woot it's over Ryoko:Yeah let's go home _______________________________________________________________________ Tenchi had already gotten up and waited in the kitchen for Sasami earlier this morning. Everyone else arrived in the kitchen after smelling the good cooking. M:It's always good Noin:As long as Ayeka and Ryoko aren't anywhere near it Ryoko:I am right here you know Tenchi:Hey I let them make fun of me "Watcha cookin Sasami?" asked everyone else as they came into the kitchen. "Oh I cooked something we've never had before!" said a very proud Sasami. M:Why do I fear what the entre may be? Ryoko:Because you've MST lemons before M:That's probably it "And what may that be?" asked Ryoko. "Elephant Penis!" said a happy Sasami. Tenchi:Damn your good M:When you got it, flaunt it "Sounds delicious!" said Ryoko and Ayeka. Yosho and Noboyuki just looked at each other and smiled. "All done! here ya go guys!" said Sasami. Sasami placed the platter with a giant sausage looking thing on it, down on the table. Everyone dug in and complemented Sasami on her excelent cooking. M:Personally I doubt I'd eat it Noin:I wouldn't Tenchi:I wouldn't be near the stuff ..... Ryoko:What why is everyone looking at me? "Hey guys, I got something to show all of you." said Sasami. "What is it?" everyone asked. Sasami then jumped on the table and stripped naked quickly. She then grabbed Ryo-ohkie and masturbated with her head. M:K.... didn't expect that Ryoko:I feel ill Tenchi:Don't worry we all feel that "Wow thats a great trick!" Tenchi said. Noin:I'll say, you don't see that very often Ayeka then grabbed ahold of Ryo-ohkies legs and spread the little cabbits pussy lips apart and started to lick them viciously. After a while the little cabbit had an orgasm at the same time that Sasami had one. Both their female cum covering the table. M:K I hope they burn the table, or at least use bleach or Lysol Noin:You'd eat off of it after just bleached? M:No but some other people might ... Ryoko and Tenchi:WHAT?!? "Hey Ryoko... I got something I need to tell you." Tenchi said. "Ok Tenchi, lets go to your room." Ryoko said as she grabbed onto Tenchi and teleported them to Tenchi's room. "Ryoko... I... I... WANT TO FUCK YOU LIKE A WILD ANIMAL!!" Tenchi said nervously to Ryoko. Ryoko:You do I'm so happy Tenchi:Actually I wouldn't say that M:yeah cause you haven't the balls Noin:M-chan I don't see you making any passes M:That's cause Zech's would have Epyon step on me and Ryoko would cut me in little pieces before I ever drew my katana Noin:Good point "Oh Tenchi!! You dont know how long I've waited for you to say that!!" said Ryoko very excitedly. Ryoko:I gotta agree Tenchi then felt a sudden wave of insanity come over him as he grabbed onto Ryoko and shoved his penis into her. "OOOOOOOHHH TENCHI!!! YEEEEEEESSSS!!!" screamed Ryoko. "GGGGRRRRROOOOOOOOOAAAAAAARRRR!!!!" screamed Tenchi as his eyes suddenly glowed red. M:No only Kenshin's eyes glow red, and when that happens people die As soon as Tenchi's eyes turned red, his penis just suddenly grew massive in girth and length. It grew so big that all the blood went to his penis and he fainted. His penis got so big it pierced through Ryoko's body and straight up through her head, splitting her whole body in half vertically. Each half of her body slid off Tenchi's penis and each one slid down to opposite sides of the bed. Then Tenchi's penis went back to its normal size and Tenchi woke up, M:I was right people die Ryoko:I've been killed, what a way to die Tenchi:Can't say that ever happened to me before "whaaa... whaat happend?" Tenchi said as he woke up. "OH MY GOD!!" Tenchi screamed as he saw Ryoko's mangled body halves. "It must have been that bitch Ayeka!!" Tenchi screamed not knowing that it was actually him. M:Yeah there's good thinking, there's blood on your penis, Ayeka's no where around, and your last memory was having sex with Ryoko, nice logic Tenchi:Not like I had a lot to work with Ryoko:I've been killed Noin:Calm down you three Tenchi then ran down to the living room and up to Ayeka, who was sitting on the couch by herself, "You filthy hore!!!! You killed my Ryoko!!!!" screamed Tenchi. "Wha.." is all that Ayeka got to say before Tenchi attacked. Ryoko(as Ayeka):Wha....ummm. ummm, damn I'm outa funny imatations M:I don't blame you Noin:Yes but you were never funny M:Oww Noin:Chips? M:No this time it was you, Tenchi has the chips Tenchi:*crunch* hey these are pretty good. Tenchi grabbed one of her nostrils and stretched it to acommodate his penis. He then rammed his hard cock up into her nose, shattering all her facial bones around her nose. His cocked pierced up into her brain, then he blew his load into her brain. He pulled his penis out and watched as Ayeka wriggled around on the couch, then finally died. M:Damn that was interesting Noin:Don't you mean sickening? M:That too _______________________________________________________________________ THE END All:Woot life is good Well how did you like my second fan fic? All:Not at all, you? Pretty fucking disgusting isnt it? M:You just ain't whistling dixie... Ryoko:..... M:Uh Ryoko? Ryoko:That jokes been used, twice, in fact you stole it from Weber-San Noin:tsk tsk resorting to thievery M:Hey it was my first mst Send me your comments at: viperz00@winfire.com M:No address to send mail bombs to, what a shame Noin:Well when you find out tell us, we'll pay him a visit ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ M:Well until next time, I know it was kinda lame but hey gimmie a break, I'm still kinda a newbie. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ With that the room darkens and you are once more free of the hell know as whatever M-chan calls the place he mst's at. (So poetic, so creative) M-chan email comments and suggestions, and requests to aragornlotr@yahoo.com