I MSTed this.I don't own any characters.email me with flames or praise.. 
Thanx. The Kat Goddess E-mail Me @ ryokogirl@pcez.com

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A portal opens and Kat Goddess is dropped into a movie theater with no doors 
or means of escape, sticky floors, and 5 seats.
Kat Goddess: I, Kat Goddess, has chosen to MST this stupid piece of filth. 
Mwahahahahahahahahahahahah!! Ryoko, come to me and help me bash this fanfic 
into oblivion! *Ryoko is dropped out of the portal. *
Ryoko: Ow! Dammit that hurt.But we need Tenchi and Ayeka to share this burden 
with us.
*Ayeka and Tenchi are dropped flat on their asses onto the sticky floor. *
Tenchi: Dammit how did we get here?
Ayeka: My royal Ass hurts.
Ryoko: This psychopathic Bakenoko brought us here to MST a fanfic.
Kat Goddess: Yes, you must share the burden of MSTing this fanfic with me 
then I will eat you if I choose to do so.
All: wha.?
Suddenly, Washu is dropped on her face, upon the sticky mess we call a floor.
Washu: How the fuck did I get here?
Ryoko: This psychopathic Bakenoko brought us here to MST a fanfic. '-.-
Washu: oh.right.
*The movie reel starts to scroll and all sit down * 
Ryoko: this better be good.
Ayeka: if it's being MSTed, it can't be.
Tenchi: Ain't that the truth.
Washu: I'm gonna go to sleep now.
*MST plays *
<I DO NOT OWN ANY CHARACTORS IN THIS STORY.....................SO DONT SUE 
ME!!!
Ryoko: no one owns me, so I hope you don't
<Tenchi's love confession: part 1>
Tenchi: I confess love? But that would mean the end of the series! No!!!
Ayeka: I hope it's me!
Ryoko: don't count on it.
Ayeka: HEY!!
<It was a normal day in the Musaki household,
Tenchi: Musaki? That's a new spelling for my last name. Must of never seen 
the series before or doesn't know how to spell. God I hate stupid people.
Ryoko: so you hate Ayeka then?
Ayeka: Ryoko! You evil heathen bitch!! *Slaps Ryoko across the face *
Ryoko: Owie! Stupid whore!
Washu: will they ever learn '-.-
<Washu in her lab,
Washu: I am not always in my lab. We all know this is the first time this 
person has ever wrote a fanfic.
<Ayaka and Ryoko fighting over Tenchi of corse, 
Tenchi: see your fighting again.
Ryoko and Ayeka: well the world wouldn't go round if we didn't.
Washu: oh god.
KG: this is gonna be painful isn't it?
All others: yes it will be.
<Sasami in the kitchin cooking a great feast for the members of the house, 
Ryoko: FOOD!! FOOD!! YUMMY!! Wait, isn't kitchen spelled, kitchen and not 
kitchin?
Washu: according to my calculations upon reading the book that contains words 
of this nature, I have concluded that the word.*KG interrupts *
KG: in plain English!!!!
Ryoko: yeah, I don't understand a word you just said!!!!
Washu: simply put, I looked in a dictionary.
Ayeka: oh.
Ryoko and KG: now it makes more sense.
*Tenchi shakes his head * god we're all gonna die, lets keep the fanfic 
rolling.
<and Tenchi at the shrine training as usual. 
Tenchi: what the hell do people always put me in the shrine?? Dammit, I wish 
that for once people would put me in the house, or sleeping, or running away 
from Ryoko, or something. *breaks down into tears *
Ryoko to fanfic writer: see look what you did, you made my precious Tenchi 
cry.
Ayeka: when did he become your precious Tenchi?
*KG hits Ryoko and Ayeka over the head with a large 2x4 * lets continue.
Washu: you made a big mess.look at all the blood.
<"Tenchi" Yosh said, "consintrate, dont use your eyes, use instinct, your 
eyes are only a wepon aginst you!" 
Tenchi: its  Yosho not Yosh. haven't I said I hate stupid people?! Jeez, this 
person has no idea of the existence of spell check, do they?!
Ryoko with bandaged head: guess not if there's so many misspelled words.
Ayeka with a giant bump: my head hurts!! Curse you Washu!!! 
<"But grandpa, if I dont use my eyes, I won't be able to see!" 
Washu imitating Yosho: no you shouldn't see. That is the purpose so I can hit 
you hard!
Tenchi: he always does that.hits me when I'm not looking.
Ryoko: oh poor Tenchi.
*Ayeka grumbles *
<"Never mind, go take a bath and go home Tenchi, we will finish later, im 
hungry."
KG: Food!! Oh how I long to eat human flesh!!
All except KG: help us all.
Tenchi: I don't want to be eaten.
<"Tenchi is mine!!" Ryoko scraemed as she charged an energy ball.
Ryoko: damn strait!!
Ayeka: spelling errors..erg
<"You wish you demond bitch!!" Ayaka yelled as logs formed around her 
creating an energy field, "DIE <BITCH!!!!!!"
Ayeka: now this is what I'm talkin' about!!
Washu: pain.spelling errors..brain hurts..dying..
KG: I'm gonna die
<The two woriors burst into a colosile battle of speed, strength, and skill 
of the art of shau-lin kung fu.
All: spelling..erg..bleh
<In 20 minutes the fight ended when Tenchi burst into the room and an energy 
ball from each lady sandwitched him sending him flying.
Ryoko: only 20 minutes, most of the time it's like 3.
<"HOLY SHIT, TENCHI, NOOOOOOOOOOO!" a scared Ryoko screams!
Ayeka: haha, your scared
Ryoko: shut up!!
Tenchi: I got hurt...I sad
Washu: this is a fanfic not real life
KG: can I eat Tenchi's dead body in the fanfic?
Tenchi: no!!
Ryoko: you can have it when I'm done.
Washu: oh my god..
<"NO, LORD TENCHI, OH MY GOD, GET UP TENCHI!!!!" Ayaka yelled.
Tenchi: Ayeka, I've noticed you're really emotional about this
Ayeka: *sniff * yes. but your ok in real life so everything is ok.
Washu: baby
<"Get some help for my Tenchi"
Ryoko: see he's my Tenchi
Ayeka: only in the fic. In real life he's mine.
Ryoko: whatever *hits Ayeka with the 2x4 KG hit them with earlier *
Washu: she'll get brain damage if you do that anymore.
Ryoko: GOOD!!
Tenchi and KG: '-.-
<WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR TENCHI YOU DEMOND FREAK OF NATURE, ITS YPUR FAULT 
RYOKO!" 
Ryoko: YPUR? What the fuck is that?
Washu: I think they were trying to spell "your".
Ryoko: oh
*Ayeka is lying on the floor bleeding profusely *
Tenchi: will she be ok?
Washu: she's already dead.
KG: YES!!! FOOD!!!
Ryoko: oh god.
<"WHAT" 
*Tenchi interupts* 
Tenchi: I interrupted.
<I'm ok, just stop fighting(sits up)
Tenchi: see I'm ok.
<AHHHHHHHHHHHH MY RIBS, AHHHHHHH!!!" 
*Tenchi kicks Ayeka's dead body * oh well, Ryoko my love, we can be together 
now!!
Ryoko: YAY!! *kisses Tenchi and they teleport to another part of the theater 
*
*Washu and KG hear loud moaning sounds *
Washu: looks by the end of today, I'll be an expecting grandma.
KG: can I eat it then? *points at Ayeka *
Washu: I guess, no use letting it go to waste.
*KG begins to knaw on the leg she severed of Ayeka * umm, takes like 
chicken..
Washu: ewwwww *up-chucks *
KG: can I eat what just came out of you?
Washu: ewwwie!!!
<*Ryoko and Ayaka symotaniosly* "Dont get up Tenchi darling, 
gerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!" 
<"HES MINE" 
*Ryoko and Tenchi return with huge grins on their faces * 
Ryoko: where's Ayeka?
Washu: guess.
Tenchi: gross, Washu necrophealism isn't cool
Washu: NO!! I didn't do that.she ate her
KG: yes, very nummy.
Tenchi: gross..
Ryoko: ding-dong the bitch is dead!!!
<"Lord Tenchi, I am so sorry!" 
<"Yea tench, sorry,(Ryoko mutters)but it was Ayaka's fault!" 
Ryoko: Ayeka's DEAD!!!
<"Dont worry about it, lets eat!" 
<*Everyone* "YEA!!!" 
Ryoko: FOOD!!
KG: no thanks, I already ate.
Washu: oh grossness.
<As they eat a thought runs threw Tenchi's head. "These girls are wild, man i 
have to get out of here for a few days!" 
Tenchi: wild girlies? Nummy!!
<"Wake up Tenchi, wakie wakie" 
Ryoko: yes Tenchi wake up from our wild night of sex!!
Tenchi: like the way we did a few minutes ago?
Washu: vivid picture!!! Ewww!!! I didn't need to know that!!!
Ryoko: ya, that was fun!
<"Ryoko what are you doing in my bed, get out!" 
Ryoko: you didn't want me out of your bed when we were fucking!
Tenchi: this is the fic. After what we did a few minutes ago, I never want 
you to leave my bed!
Ryoko: yay!!! *kisses Tenchi *
*Washu has an epileptic seizure, and twitches uncontrollably on the floor 
upon hearing this *
Ryoko: will she be ok?
Tenchi: I don't know.
<"Come on Tenchi, you know you love me as i love you,.... so lets show 
everyone how much were in love, come on 
Ryoko: we already did.jeez get on the ball.
*Washu continues her seizure *
<Tenchi, lets go, lets run away together, then the'll understand us, what do 
you sa, come on!" "
<No Ryoko, GO AWAY!" 
Tenchi: I hate this guy.
<"Your no fun Tenchi" 
Ryoko: Tenchi is too fun.
<"Thanks Ryoko(laughs, looks into her serious eyes)Oh my God your serious 
arent you!" 
<"I love you Tenchi!!!" 
Tenchi: you've proved that!
<*Tenchi and Ryoko share a pashonate kiss* 
KG: kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss!!!
<"Tenchi..." 
<"Ryoko, I have to go, I'm sorry!" 
Ryoko: go?
<*Tenchi walks out with packed bags* 
Tenchi: I leave?
<"I love you Ryoko" Tenchi wispers as a tear rolls down his cheak 
KG: haha you cry!!
<"Tenchi where are you going, when will you be back" Ryoko cries. 
KG: Ryoko cries too!!
<"I dont know, but i must go!" 
<"But why, I luve you, dont leave me" Ryoko says sobing her eyes out. 
Ryoko: please don't leave.
<Tenchi says nothing and leaves the Musaki household 
KG: wahhhhhh!!!
<Thats it, e mail me your thoughts. 
All that are alive: yes!!! Oh thank god yes!!! The hell is over!!!
<Part 2 is comming soon. 
All: NO!!! no more!!!!!
<e mail me at brygi4life@aol.com 
Ryoko: die evil person with bad spelling die!!!!!!!
<-by brygi4life 
*Washu comes out of the seizure *
Washu: me no smart no more 
Ryoko: is that good?
Tenchi: I don't think so.
KG: can I eat her?


If there are any fanfics that anyone would ask me to MST, e-mail me. I would 
be glad to. I also enjoy laughing at flames.