Bard: We're back... Shadow: And still not getting paid... Rowan: Knock it off you two! You guys sound like MSTers! <"Ahehe....no offense meant by that comment!"> Guardian: Anyway, this time we're doing to do a MST of a MST, since Shade still isn't ready and he feels that he needs to build up his experience level before AMN is opened. So here we are. Shadow: *Receive 200 XP for MST, Level Up!* Guardian: Okay...who let him play all of the Final Fantasy series again? Bard & Rowan: We plead the fifth. (And now for something completely different) >Chocolates, chocolates, and more chocolates... Mmmm....chocolate. >WRITTEN BY: Donny Cheng : >MSTIED BY: Jamie Jeans a.k.a. JOLT!!! Bard: Eww.....Jam on jeans....messy. Shadow: I prefer something without caffeine. Rowan & Guardian: Ditto. >I am finally at my twenty-ninth fanfic and boy, Guardian: and boy are my arms tired! Rowan: That was bad.... Bard & Shadow: No kidding. >does it feel good to get off that A-ko fanfic. I think I can get my thirtieth MSTied fanfic done before the first of June. Wish me luck! Shadow: Should we? : Naaahh.... >LEGAL STUFF: All the Anime characters in the following >MST belongs to the talented and creative people who >made them. Please don't sue me for I am merely borrowing >your characters and not making any claim on them. The Club >Anipike belongs to Nightbreak, whom I am grateful to for >allowing me to use it. Samantha Jones a.k.a. Silhouette, >belongs to me, Jamie Jeans Rowan: Well at least she’s covered herself. >Now, on to the show! Bard: When last we left our hero Ash...*BAP*....ow..... Guardian: NO POKEMON!!! Rowan: He’s seen too much of Team Rocket. >________________________________________________________ Shadow: “It’s dead Jim.” Guardian: Does that mean we can leave? Rowan: No. Shadow & Guardian: Damn! > The Club Anipike was jumping with customers as various people, Bard: (Club Anipike) Jump with me now customers! >coming in from the break in Shadow: Ah...Good ol’ Ryoko. >between the first and second rounds of the Author >Avatar Tournament. : Huh??? Guardian: You....you......you mean that they actually are proud of doing that?!?!?!!! > Not only were there people from many various Anime > shows, but several MSTiers were there as well. Bard: Hey! Nobody invited us!!! I hate missing a good party! Rowan: Be thankful for small favors. > On several large screen TVs were replays of the first > eight matches as well as interviews with many of the > self-inserted characters. Bard: How do you self insert yourself? Isn’t that anatomically impossible? *WHAM**CRUSH**BAP* Shadow: That was sick. Rowan: Coming from you that’s pretty bad. >One of the screens was currently replaying the footage >of Samantha Jones Ki blasting Adam Chris Leigh during >his interview with Michael Cole. : Blatent SI!!! And thus did the mighty Guardian and Shadow use the holy thermonuclear GU-233 space modulator to destroy the evil avatars. And there was much rejoicing. : yay. (HEY!!! Get away from my keyboard you two!!!) Shadow & Guardian: Damn....almost worked. Bard: If we have to suffer, so do you. > Misato and Jotouro were working overtime >as they attempted to meet the orders of everyone at the >Club Anipike even as C-ko and Akane were cooking up a >storm in the kitchen. 0_0.................AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bard: (Pale) The horror....the unspeakable horror...... Rowan: If I were religious I’d be praying now. Guardian: (In Shock) The worst cooks in the Aniverse........in one kitchen.... Shadow: It’s a little too late to pray....time to bend over and kiss your butt goodbye. >Shouting out, Misato caught the attention of Mihoshi >and Aeka, directing them to help out in the kitchen. : AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! Shadow: I can understand Mihoshi....but AYEKA!?!?! Guardian: Terrible doesn’t even begin to describe her cooking. Bard: She thinks whipping the cream is a Jurian wedding ritual. Rowan: Let’s not even think about her version of beating the eggs........ > "You gotta remain calm," a young man was speaking >to a beautiful redhead. "Remain calm? That *jerk* kept >on insulting Mihoshi for no god damned reason," Samantha >Jones shouted back. The two were seated across from each other Guardian: At least she’s defending the goddess Mihoshi. Rowan: Maybe this won’t be so bad. : Naahh.... > "And if A-ko and Ryouko hadn't been there, >you would have killed him," Washu said, coming up >from behind her and taking a seat. Bard: (Washu) My seat! Mine Mine Mine!!! Rowan: You know Washu-chan’s going to make you pay for that.... Bard:........********........ Rowan: Told ya. Guardian: (Reading a note on the statue) ‘Got that right! Just because I’m working on the AMN doesn’t mean I haven’t been keeping track of my little guinea pigs. Don’t forget, I still have to do your physicals! -The Greatest Kawaii Genius in the Universe’ Shadow: Uh oh....not again!!! Rowan: What’s worse then seeing Little Washu in a nurse’s outfit? Guardian: Seeing Minako in one. Shadow: And what’s worse then that? Bard: Seeing Urd in one. Rowan: (Impressed whistle) Talk about quick recovery... Bard: Good hentais never die, we just get more compact. > "Hi Washu," the man said. > "Hello Jamie. You getting a drink too?" > Jamie swished the remainder of his drink around >before setting the glass down. "Just some pop, Washu. >I can't handle anything stronger." Shadow: (Ranma) Ah, so you like to beat up Genma too. > Looking over her, he saw a familiar face and got up. >"Look, I'm gonna talk with some friends for a little bit. >I'll catch you later." Rowan: What is she, a bug collection? > The two redheads watched him go and caught >little pieces of his conversation. Guardian: I caught an “I”! Bard: I’ll trade you for an “and” > "How you getting on, Seth?" Rowan: I don’t think it’s that kind of a fic. > "Just great, Jamie. You meet Megane yet?" Bard: Who? Shadow: 6.7, a real twisted author and MSTer Bard: Oh...that Megane. > "Oh my god! It's a pleasure to meet you!" Shadow: Mihoshi meets Kami-sama. > "Same here..." Rowan: If they’re all the same what’s the point? > "Hey, Timothy, come on over here!" Guardian: Not going to even touch that one. > "Yeah, what is it Michael? Oh hi, Jamie. > What are you doing here?" Shadow: Welcome to a Clueless Anime fusion. Guardian: (Preppie) Like fer sure....*CLONG* Bard: That’s enough of that. > "Same as you. Just getting a drink and >awaiting the second round of the AA Tournament..." Shadow: Yes, Alcoholics Anonymous has become the latest sport. Bard: Get drunk, then see who’s fastest to the emergency room. > The two characters tuned out the talk and concentrated >on their drinks. "that was a good Ki blast, Samantha," Washu >finally said. Rowan:.....of course the authors are deity level powers.....reality not withstanding. > "Thanks. I have to thank Piccolo for that one." : (Shout) Dragonball SUCKS!!!! > "Nihao," shouted a familiar voice over the roar > of the crowd. Rowan: (Moose) “Shampoo!” > Turning around, Samantha spotted Shampoo and >Rei just coming into the Club, the Amazon holding a small >leaflet of paper in her hands. > "How are you doing?" Rei asked. > "Just killing some time before the next part of the AA >tournament starts," Washu replied. Guardian: First you take the tachyon knife like so...then stab really hard into the space-time continuum. Shadow: Or just shoot the clock. > "Good, because I have the perfect thing to do >away the time with," the Senshi said. Bard: Homicidal Rei, coming soon to a clock near you. > "Shampoo find goofy massive crossover on net >just now. Want to riff it?" Shampoo asked. Rowan: gee, I found a goofy riff on the net, want to MST it? : Sure! > Samantha perked up. She had a good chunk of >aggression to work out and riffing a fanfic was the perfect >to get it done. "Okay. Lets go." : We’re happy to return the favor! > * * * Shadow: (Rei) “Oh starry knight...” > and Shampoo enter. Samantha sits down in the fourth > seat while Shampoo takes the fourth. Washu sits in > the second even as Rei takes the first.> Bard: Whoohoo! Lesbian Scene!!! Shadow: In fourth place is Samantha, wait...so’s Shampoo! What a display of physical contortions as they struggle to fit into the same seat! >SHAMPOO: Only thing Shampoo not like about AA tournament. Rowan: (Shampoo) Shampoo unable to hold her liquor! Bard: I’d like to lick h.....*SMASH* Guardian: Now we’re even. >REI: What's that? >SHAMPOO: Pat Lee won over Wolf. >SAMANTHA: Wolf? Oh, that Wolverine rip off. Rowan: Actually the wolf is not even a tenth as mean as a wolverine. >WASHU: Don't worry Shampoo, he'll get his butt kicked by Adam Chris Leigh.... >SAMANTHA: Grrr... >WASHU: That is, if Samantha hasn't killed hum by then. : We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again. BLEEEEEEEHHH!!! Bard: How do you kill a hum anyway? >>Disclaimer: All characters portrayed in this story >>are the property of their respective creators and companies. >>I don't own any of them. Please don't sue me. >SAMANTHA: Oh, we won't. MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Bard: When will the hurting stop? >>This story takes place after volume 38 of the Ranma manga. >> It draws ideas from anime of all the series involved. >REI: Uh-oh. I never did read the Manga. >SAMANTHA: Neither have I. : Why are we not surprised? >SHAMPOO: Shampoo make most riffs then. >>This is special number 2 of my crossover series and >>takes place after the first one. >WASHU: Well at least he knows basic arithmetic. >>C & C welcomed. Flames not. >REI: Too late! Guardian: Ah, the pyro strikes again. >>A Ranma/Sailor Moon/Ah! My Goddess/Tenchi Muyo!/Yu Yu Hakusho/Nuku >>Nuku/Darkstalkers crossover : Yahoo!!! Alright Donny!!! >ALL: >SAMANTHA: where did he get the money to pay all of you? Shadow: You’re the avatar, you tell us! >SHAMPOO: No idea but it okay fanfic we stared in. Guardian: Okay?! It’s a great story!!! Rowan: Calm down, they’re entitled to their opinion. Shadow: Of course we’re entitled to ours. >WASHU: Actually, I have this strange feeling that it >sort of comes close to ripping apart the Time/Space continuum. Rowan: Uh oh.... Bard: What? >SAMANTHA: Like Minako in... >REI: It wasn't her fault Nightman wrote such a bad script! >WASHU: Joxer and Serenity... : We didn’t need to know that! >>Chocolates, Chocolates, and More Chocolates >REI: Authors, authors, and more authors... Bard: Author! Author! >>By >SHAMPOO: Man in Iron mask. >>Donny Cheng >> >> Ranma awoke as he felt someone prodding his body. >>"What is it..? Erk!" Botan, the spirit guide for >>the dead, stood over him. >SAMANTHA: Who's that? >WASHU: I have no idea. Guardian: She’s from Yu Yu Hakusho, haven’t you read the other 6 or so stories before this? Rowan: Oh crap......TAKE COVER!!! *ZOT* “How she dare say that!!! -Little W” Bard: She still annoyed about the LightHawk Wings? >> "Ranma, your time has come! I've come for your body." > REI: IfyouknowwhatImean! Shadow: That’s more along Washu’s line of thinking. >>Botan's voice was disturbingly quiet. >WASHU: Meaning that Ramna couldn't hear her at all. >>"I'm dead!? How?" Ranma didn't feel any different. >>Akane didn't try to feed him last night, so it couldn't be that. >SAMANTHA: Hey, I'll have you know that Akane makes >some of *the* best spagetthi this side of the Club Anipike! : O_O Shadow: .....are you related to Ryoko or Kurumi by any chance? >> "Who said anything about you being dead? I said that I've >>come for your body," Botan giggled. >REI: See? See? >SHAMPOO: You bad influenza, Samantha. Rowan: I knew it! She really is a disease! >SAMANTHA: I can't help it. >>Her merriment did nothing to hide the longing in her eyes. >>Maybe it wasn't all that much of a joke after all. >>Ranma, of course, didn't notice any of this. >WASHU: He was too busy trying not to stare at her... Bard: Now that’s the Washu we know! >SHAMPOO: Don't you start. >> "Jeez, I hate it when you do that," Ranma groaned. >> Botan had one of the weirdest humors he knew of. >> "What did you want, Botan?" >SAMANTHA: She just told you: your body! Guardian: This is Ranma we’re talking about here. >> "Oh, just this." Botan suddenly became nervous as >>she handed to him the box she had carefully wrapped this morning. >REI: She had better be nervous! C-4 is very touchy stuff. Shadow: Nah...that would be too merciful. >> Curious, Ranma took the box. He started to shake >>it as if he could tell what it was by the sound. >SAMANTHA: >WASHU: Eight years on the Bomb Squad, right? >SHAMPOO: Now how many people get that one? >> "No," Botan nearly screamed, "don't shake it. Just open >>it when you have the time. Um, I have to go now. >>Koenma only allowed me five minutes for a break." >REI: She is such a slave driver. Guardian: Koenma is a he. >>Botan then hopped back on board her paddle-like transport. >>She wrestled with herself internally as she looked at >>Ranma's confused face. Fighting down a blush, she added, >>"And, it comes from the bottom of my heart." >WASHU: that would certainly explain all this > blood over it. >EVERYONE ELSE: Eww! : Yuck! >> Ranma waved goodbye to Botan as she left. >>He then turned his attention on the box. >>Carefully, like Botan had said, he opened it. >>His eyes took in the contents and his heart stopped. >SHAMPOO: Ramna need to cut down on fatty intake. Rowan: No, that would be Genma. >>He quickly looked up at the wall where a calendar hung. >>Valentine's Day. A day when girls gave chocolates to the >>boys that they liked. A feeling of dread came over >>him. Funny, he never figured that he would die so young. >REI: Hey, when I died, I was younger the you! Shadow: But unlike you, he doesn’t get resurrected when he dies. Bard: And his death will be much more gruesome then anything you've ever faced. > * * * * * >WASHU: Twinkle, twinkle, little star... >>Nodoka busily went around the kitchen cleaning >>up the mess in the kitchen caused the previous >>night's activities. >SAMANTHA: Uh, too easy. Not going to touch it. Guardian: Samantha no Hentai! Rowan: (To Bard) I’m surprised you aren’t getting etchi here. Bard: Even I have standards. >>Despite all the work that stood before her, she had smile >>on her face. >SHAMPOO: Great 'A' strike of 98 left many fanfics without first >letter of alphabet... >>Today was going to be a very great day if last night was >>any indication. She hadn't been surprised when a timid >>Akane had come to her asking for help making a batch of >>chocolates. What did surprise her was Ukyo, one of >>Ranma suitors, also came asking for help in making sweets. >>Shampoo came not much later. It seemed growing up as a >>boy or as an amazon didn't give a person much experience >>on Valentine's Day. Nodoka had been more than glad to help >>the girls in their pursuit of her son. Her son's manliness >>overwhelmed her sometimes. >ALL: AH!!! >SAMANTHA: Oh man that was bad! >SHAMPOO: Shampoo feel ill. >REI: Is Greg and Mike writing this under a new name? >WASHU: I hope it doesn't get any worst then that. *ZOT* *It’s spelled RANMA and WORSE!! -Little W* : Pervert girls! >> [Oh, wife!] A panda bear came up to her holding the sign. >> >> Nodoka looked at the flowers in her husband's furry paws. >>"Let's get us some how water," she murmured breathlessly. >>This was a good day to thank him for getting her manly >>son so many wonderful fiancées. >REI: It was also a perfect day for Ramna to start cursing >out his dad for setting him up with so many fiancees. Shadow: But he’s got more important things to worry about, like figuring out how to survive today. >> * * * * * >> >> "That little... When I get my hands on her, she's going >>to wish she'd never been born!" Rei was furious as she >>roamed about the temple. >WASHU: Why were you furious? >REI: Just read it... Guardian: It would help if you had read the first couple of stories before this. >> "We don't know for sure, Rei. Usagi already has Mamoru. >> You don't really think that she would visit another boy >>just because he's away at America do you?" Ami meekly tried >>to intercede on Usagi's behalf, but gave up when the rest of >>the girls stared at her with disbelief. Their princess would >>do it and in a moment. >SAMANTHA: Okay, the massive crossover I could deal with, >but Usagi cheating on Mamoru? No way! Guardian: Who said anything about cheating? Bard: Besides she still finds guys other then Maomoru attractive, even when Mamoru’s around. >REI: I really hated this part. Rowan: That’s because you want him all to yourself. >SHAMPOO: Same here. Ramna marry Shampoo one day! >WASHU: It's a fanfic, you should really relax. >> "Come on, let's get there before she hogs him to herself." >> Minako cradled a small package in her hands. >ALL: Chocolates. : What was your first clue? >>Honestly, they all worked hard at Makoto's to make these >>and Usagi was going to be there first. Some people have >>all the nerve. She grabbed Artemis, slung him over her shoulder, >WASHU: Ahh!!! Oscar flashback! AHH!!! *ZOT* Shadow: Don’t even mention that sicko. >>and raced out the door. >SHAMPOO: Should be through door since she never opened it. Rowan: (Raises an eyebow) You don’t know Minako very well do you? >> Makoto bigsweated. "She left without us." >> >> "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go too!" Rei and >> the rest quickly followed after Minako. >SAMANTHA: It's the first Annual Senshi marathon! Bard: (Annoucer) First prize is...A date with Ranma Saotome! >> * * * * * >> >> "So the other girls ran out on you, hey?" Haruka asked >> Chibi-Usa as the little tot and Hotaru got their packages >>ready. A grin crept up on to her face. She didn't envy her >>former rival at this moment. She almost felt pity for Ranma. >> Almost. >WASHU: Huh? *ZOT* Bard: I think Washu-chan is a wee bit steamed at this. >SAMANTHA: Former rival? Did they go up against each other >in a Martial Arts tournament or something? >SHAMPOO: Even Shampoo confused. >REI: And I'm not too far behind you. Guardian: Read....the......first.....stories!!! >> Chibi-Usa nodded, "That Usagi! What kind of mother does >>that to her daughter?" >> >> "Haruka, wait a moment!" Michiru called out to them before >>they could leave. She ran up and placed a small >>gift-wrapped box in Haruka's hands. "Better not be late >>tonight," she winked at the now very red Haruka before leaving. >> >> "What was that all about?" Hotaru asked as they got into the car. >SAMANTHA: Who is that?! >WASHU: I feel a massive headache coming on. Shadow: AARRRRGGGHHH!!! What’s WRONG WITH YOU?!?!?!!!! She’s SAILOR SATURN !!! >> If possible, Haruka blushed even more. "I... I'll tell >> you about it when you're older." >> >> * * * * * >REI: When you wish upon a star... Rowan: I’d like to wish for the suffering to stop. : Ditto >> Keiichi didn't think anyone could be happier than he >> was at the moment. Belldandy at his side and a box of >>chocolates between them. Urd and Skuld out of the house. >>Nothing can be more perfect. Hmm...Where were Urd and Skuld? >SHAMPOO: Skuld no worry about. Urd, on the other hand... Bard: Ah....you don’t know Skuld very well do you? >> * * * * * >> >> Skuld blushed as she her thoughts began to wander again. >WASHU: Oh look, there they go... Shadow: (Skuld) Get back here you worthless thought! >>How was she to know that Ranma was taking a bath that >>time she visited? Ever since popping up out of the >>Tendo Dojo's furo and into Ranma's arms, she decided to >>walk there anytime she wanted to see Ranma. Strangely, she >>felt saddened by her choice. She blushed again as she >>the thought of Ranma's body flitted past her mind again. >> Sheknew one thing, she couldn't wait to see him again. >REI: But she's only twelve years old! Guardian: Actually she’s older....lots older. >SAMANTHA: Please don't go there, please don't go there... Rowan: Hentai, Never heard of a school girl crush? >> * * * * * >> >> Urd smiled as she held a chocolate piece in front of her for >>inspection. >SAMANTHA: Accidentally taking a whiff, she keeled over from > her own cooking. Guardian: No, that’s Akane. Shadow: I thought that was C-ko? Bard: Urd’s cooking just decides it wants to eat you. >>Perfect! Ranma was just going to love this. Wow, working in >>the kitchen all this time made her thirsty. >WASHU: Is this a story or the author's thoughts? >REI: Both. >WASHU: Oh, okay... wha? *ZOT* >>She glanced at the bottle of extra super strong special >>sake beside her. It was empty. Maybe she used a tad >>too much for the centers in the chocolate pieces. >SHAMPOO: Shampoo show you proper way of doing it later. >>Oh well, it just meant she would have to wait until >> she and Ranma shared them with each other. Hahaha! >ALL: BWAHAHAHA!!! : Women...know them....Love them....Fear their laughter. >> * * * * * >> >> Morrigan smiled as she held a chocolate piece in front of >>her for inspection. Perfect! Ranma was just going to love >>this. She glanced at the >REI: Clock on the wall and realized that she was late for > her first round with Felicia. Bard: Now that I would pay good money to see! >>various potions in front of her. If this didn't make >>Ranma lose he inhibitions, nothing would. That boy was >>just too naïve at times. What did he think she wanted >>when she visited him last week in the middle of the night >>wearing even less than she usually did? >SHAMPOO: Ramna not naive, he just shy. : He’s naive. >>Of course, Lilith, the other part of her soul, thought >>that it was cute and made her leave before she could >>educate him further. >SAMANTHA: Yeah, those other souls can give you quite a > bit of trouble when you least want it! Rowan: Hear hear. >>This time, she wouldn't listen to that little minx >>and Ranma will be hers. Hehehe! >REI: Uh oh. Looks like the Joker hit her with his laughing gas. Shadow: We could use some for this riff. >> * * * * * >WASHU: This celestial body is commonly known as... >> Kodachi smiled as she held a chocolate piece in front >>of her for inspection. Perfect! >>Ranma-sama was just going to love this. She glanced at >>the various paralysis potions in front of her. >> Honestly, how did Ranma expect her to catch him if he >>kept on moving all the time. She could imagine what >>would happen when she held him in her arms. Hohoho! >SAMANTHA: Oh man! Isn't there *any* originality left in >this fanfic at all? : The pot is calling the kettle black here! >SHAMPOO: It like watching Part 2 of Back to the Future. > reruns over and over again. Rowan: This is actually a very good series, you just haven’t read the other parts yet! >WASHU: Just like the Power Rangers show. Guardian: Which series? >> * * * * * >> >> "Ryoko, so do you understand?" Ryoko asked herself. >> >> "Of course, what do you take me for?" Ryoko replied to herself. >REI: Thus giving a new meaning to the term: Split personality. >> "Just what do you think you're doing?" Ayeka asked as >> walked outside of the temple to where the Ryokos stood. >> >> "None of your business!" Both Ryokos said simultaneously. >WASHU: At least the writer had written my daughter correctly. Bard: With all the goofups I thought this was the T.V. version of Washu-chan. >> "You aren't thinking of splitting up and going to >> Nerima are you? I always knew that you weren't right for >>Tenchi with your lecherous ways." Ayeka looked at the two >>Ryokos with disdain. >SHAMPOO: As opposed to open disgust. Rowan: There’s a world of difference between the two. >>The Ryokos became one again and energy started forming >>in her hands. "Oh? And to why does it seem that you have >>two packages in your hand? I don't suppose one of them is >>for someone other than Tenchi." >SAMANTHA: Is everyone giving a box of chocolates to Ramna? >What about the other guys in the series? I'm sure Ryouga >would get one from Ukyo or someone else... Shadow: Ryouga’s a twotiming honorless pervert, besides he’s probably lost anyway. Guardian: Besides this is a RANMA fic. >> Ayeka carefully put down the two boxes of chocolates in >>her hand down on a safer place. Humans certainly had >>strange customs on special holidays. One she set them >>down, >WASHU: And remember proper spelling... : You’re one to talk! >>she turned a faced Ryoko. Electricity cackled all >>around her and their ongoing fight began anew. >REI: The Hydro bill is going to be enormous! >> Sasami and Washu watched this from the sidelines with >>bored expressions. >>Fortunately they had both handed their gifts for Ranma >>to Ryo-ohki to take to him in advance. >> They were both free to spend the day with Tenchi when >>he got back from his chores. >SHAMPOO: Smart move, Washu. >WASHU: Thank you. >> * * * * * >> >> Kyusaku shook his head with disbelief as he finished >>off another batch of chocolates. Nine hundred more to go. >> When he had told Nuku Nuku that girls made chocolates and >>gave them to boys on Valentine's day, he never expected her >>to make them for every boy in school. >SAMANTHA: What school? Last time I checked, she wasn't in one. Guardian: Check again. >REI: You are really mad, aren't you? You've been nitpicking > all fanfic. >SAMANTHA: Sorry. Adam just... >WASHU: Give it a rest and relax. >>It took him awhile to explain that the 'like' she >>felt for Ranma was one that really mattered on >>this special day. After hearing that, his daughter >>bounded out the door as fast she could. >SAMANTHA: I'm guessing that the first part of this >series was all the girls *meeting* Ramna. : Halleluyah! She finally figured that out! >> >> >> Kyusaku stopped in midst of eating yet another chocolate pieces >REI: Whoa! That's a big piece! Bard: (Snicker) Yes, it certainly is. >>and picked up the phone. "Hello?" >> >> "I've sent a baby sitter to the house. Meet me at eight >>at the old place. Oh, and do bathe and dress nicely." >> Came a cold sounding voice from the other end. >WASHU: Leave one hundred thousand dollars in > unmarked bills on the corner of Fifth and Main by ten > thirty tonight. >> >> >> Kyusaku glared at the phone. >SHAMPOO: Stupid phone, god I hate you! >>For some reason, he couldn't hold it on his face. >> It kept dropping into a foolish looking grin. >REI: The phone or his face? Rowan: Knowing Kyusaku probably both. >> * * * * * >> >> Ranma stared at water >WASHU: That should be stared at *the* water. >SAMANTHA: You're not starting that again, are you? >WASHU: NO, I just couldn't come up with a better riff. *Zot* >>as he stood near the bridge's railing. He had made >>sure to choose a different bridge this time so he could >>not be found. Why couldn't he keep his big mouth shut!? He >>questioned himself for what felt like the hundredth time. >SHAMPOO: After all, he kept count. >> The day had been a disaster the moment the first of the >>girls started to appear. The moment he was offered one box of >>chocolates another offer came right behind. It didn't take long for them to compete who would get him to eat whose >>chocolates first. >SAMANTHA: YES IT'S THE ROYAL RUMBLE OF THE ANIME GIRLS WHERE THE WINNER TAKES RAMNA!!! >EVERYONE ELSE: Ow. : TOO LOUD!!! WHAT? I CAN’T HEAR YOU! I SAID IT’S TOO LOUD!!! NO NEED TO SHOUT!!! >> The later events became a blur in his memory. Somehow >>or other, Urd, Morrigan, and Kodachi each managed to >>stuff a piece of chocolate in his face. It had the weird >>of affect of making him speak his mind. Literally! >> He briefly remembered his exact words to them as being >>'LEAVE ME ALONE, ALL OF YOU'. He cringed as he thought >>at how loud he must have sounded. The only thing he wanted >>to do now was curl up and die. >> >> "I don't think that such a good idea," A feminine voice called out. >REI: God? : *Buzzer* Wrong, try again! >WASHU: Besides, you'll be spared being brought into allot of crappy fanfics... hmmm... Bard: At least it’s better then being in a crappy MST. >> "Huh?" Ranma broke out of his depression thoughts and looked >>at the woman in front of him. She was tall with long >>flowing hair. Her face, while beautiful, held an ageless >>quality making it hard to determine her exact age. >SAMANTHA: Shion? What the heck is she doing here? : Huh? >>She seemed be anywhere from her late teens to her late twenties. >> Had she read his mind? >> >> "Standing so close to the railing I mean," she explained to Ranma. >> >> "Oh. Don't worry, I wasn't about the jump or anything stupid. >> I guess I just didn't notice how close I was to the edge," >>Ranma assured her. >REI: Okay, the lady with the pail of water should be around here > somewhere. : Huh? >>"A lot on your mind? Sometimes it helps to let out >>.your feelings rather than let them fester inside of you. >> I'm not going anywhere soon." >SHAMPOO: Next on Jerry Springer show... Shadow: ....Frustrated MSTers of MSTers take their revenge! Bard: One can always hope. >> Ranma felt himself drawn in by the kind and comforting tone. >> He soon related the entire day's events to her. "...then I >>rushed out of there and here I am," Ranma finished and reached >>for another piece of chocolate the lady had kindly offered to >>share with him. She didn't seem to eat any herself though. >SAMANTHA: Probably because of the large amount of poison she > had laced them with. >REI: Feeling dark? >SAMANTHA: Naw! : Let there be light! >> "And here you are. I'm sure the girls would forgive >>you for your outburst. It was understandable under >>the circumstances." >WASHU: After all, most men would just hate it when several young and beautiful women beings them chocolates at one time. *ZOT* <7> Shadow: This is Ranma we’re talking about here, his women troubles are legendary. >> "Oh, I know they will. They're all really nice, despite >>how some of them act sometimes. In truth, it might have >>been the best thing I've ever done, walking out like that. >>If I had stayed, they would have continued fighting over me, >>getting angry at each other..." >SHAMPOO: And then Shampoo would have to fight off even *more* > suitors! : Gee...ain’t that a shame.... >> "...and you figured that this way they will all be angry >>at you instead. Ranma, Ranma, Ranma," she sighed as gently >>admonished him. >SAMANTHA: Who's Gently? >WASHU: Brother of Kindly. >SHAMPOO: Cousin to Happily. >REI: And father to Cheerfully. Guardian: You forgot sister Faithfully, and baby Joyfully. >>"Do you really think this would make them happier? The only >>reason, the girls came to you in the first place was to be >>with you. Why? Because today is a special day to many girls, >>and who better to spend it with then the boy they like. Sure, >>they may fight, but I think they would be more then willing to >>put aside their differences if it meant they could enjoy this >>holiday with you. Why don't you give them another chance? >>I'm sure it will turn out better." >WASHU: Just like a brick is soft. Rowan: Well if it’s an ice-cream brick... >> Ranma believed her. He didn't know why, but he felt as >>if could trust this stranger. Stranger? He rubbed his head >>sheepishly. "Thank you, um, Miss..." >REI: Ayumi? Bard: Wrong time. >SHAMPOO: Cologne? Guardian: Wrong age. >SAMANTHA: Ayunami? Shadow: Wrong series. >WASHU: Masaki? Rowan: Wrong plane of existence. >> "Setsuna. Call me Setsuna, Ranma." >SAMANTHA: I have no idea who that is. : SHE’S SAILOR PLUTO!!! >> "Miss Set... um, I mean Setsuna. Thank you for your advice. >> Oops, I accidentally ate all of your chocolates. Sorry, about >>that." She must have been saving them for her boyfriend. >> Now he blew it. >SHAMPOO: BIG TIME! Shadow: Jealous? >> Surprisingly, Setsuna seemed to be pleased rather than >>angry with him. "That's okay, Ranma. They were going >>to go to waste whether you ate them or not." Setsuna then >>turned and left. >> >> Ranma didn't believe her. A wonderful woman like that had >>to have a boyfriend. She was just being kind to him by not >>telling him otherwise. >> >> * * * * * >SAMANTHA: All right, anyone have a new star joke? Bard: “I count the number of stars in the sky....” >> "You must have it bad, Urd. I can't imagine you in a >>kitchen making chocolate." >>Morrigan laughed at that thought. >SHAMPOO: But didn't she say it? >WASHU: Details, details... Rowan: Nitpicking, Nitpicking. >> Urd glared but then schooled her features. "I suppose >>those chocolates of yours are store bought?" she asked cooly. >REI: Why of course they... D'OH! >> "No, I made them from..." Morrigan grimaced. Urd caught >>her with her own words. She must have had it bad, if she >>was so besotted with the boy that she couldn't even think >>straight. >> Ryo-ohki suffered under the ministrations of the various >> girls as they each took turns petting her. >SAMANTHA: Ack! Not so hard! Shadow: Hello pervert girl. >>Perhaps, suffered is the right word for how she felt. >> Skuld seem to take more than her fair share of the time >>though. Nobody commented on the hammer she held in her arm >>as she looked at Ryo-ohki was a gleam in her eyes. >SHAMPOO: Oh no! Skuld gone nuts! >REI: You will be mine. Oh yes, you will be mine. : Bleck! >> Usagi stared at the others like at deer at an oncoming car. >> "It's not what you think! >>He's my cousin! Can't I do something nice for a family member?" >SAMANTHA: Ramna is Usagi's cousin? Rowan: No, she’s Ranma’s cousin. >WASHU: Oh yeah. I had completely forgotten about this part. *MEGA-ZOT* <8> >> "No!" came the resounding reply from Rei and Minako. >> Ami's 'no' was much softer. >> >> Nuku Nuku stood by Shampoo talking about the art of >>being a waitress. The two girls had become great friends >>in the short time that they knew each other. >SHAMPOO: Cat-girl show me cool flip to do on bike! >> Makoto asked Ukyo for tips on making okonomiyaki. They >>too hit it off after they each learned their dreams of >>becoming a chef was similar. >REI: Look at it this way, Samantha. At least they're all not > gather to fight their enemies or something. Bard: Or something...Ahehehehe.... >> Kodachi seemed to be in a daze. Her Ranma-sama thanked >>her as he ate the only piece of chocolate of her gift not >>lace with paralysis potion. She decided to take that as >>a compliment. >WASHU: A good thing she didn't see him tossing his cookies in the corner. Rowan: She’s not Akane. >> Akane smiled as she watched Ranma eat a piece of her >>chocolate and didn't complain. >>He actually complimented her. The only thing that >>puzzled her was why he asked her if there was any salt left. >ALL: Huh? Shadow: Akane used tequila in the mix again. >> Chibi-Usa and Hotaru, being viewed as little girls, >>didn't receive much attention as they hogged most of Ranma's time. >SAMANTHA: Who *is* that? : WE JUST TOLD YOU! >> It was an odd gathering. Bard: Ranma, the Gathering. The newest edition of the Magic game. >WASHU: And a massive crossover. : Amen. >>Ranma surrounded by girls smiling and handing him their gifts. >> For once, he believed that their smiles weren't entirely >>forced. Setsuna was right. The only thing on the girls' minds >>when he reappeared was if he was okay. After that, it didn't >>take much convincing to tell them to behave or he would leave >>again. All in all, he just felt glad to be alive. >SHAMPOO: Considering he ate Urd's cooking, we're amazed he is. Bard: Jealous? >> * * * * * >> >> Ayeka and Ryoko picked themselves off the ground and groaned. >SAMANTHA: ARGH! Lemon! Bard: I wish... Guardian: She reminds me of Akane. >>Their fight had lasted the whole day. Looking up, they >>groaned again that the scene before them. >REI: Was horribly written. : Look who’s talking! >> "Thank you, Mihoshi, for your chocolates." Tenchi came >> out with Sasami and Washu as they saw Mihoshi off.1 >WASHU: One? I don't get it. >SHAMPOO: So they saw detective off number... Story makes less > sense in this part. >REI: No doubt there. >> "That's okay! I like this earth custom. It was fun." >> Mihoshi waved good bye and left. >SAMANTHA: Just like that, just left... >> Ayeka and Ryoko plopped back down on the ground. >> >> * * * * * >> >>The End. (maybe) >SAMANTHA: ARGH!!! >WASHU: She really needs to learn how to relax. >REI: This whole Adam thing is beginning to get to her. >SHAMPOO: She need good stiff drink. : We could use one too! >ALL: >______________________________________________________________________ __ Guardian: I’m afraid the riff has no pulse. >Send any C & C to: xwing@uniserve.com : (Humming the Star Wars theme) Shadow: (Darth Vader) “We’ll just have take them out ship by ship.” Rowan: Well that’s the end of our 2nd MST. Bard: That author should have done her reading before MSTing Donny’s great story. Guardian: Although there are spelling and grammar errors... Nurse Washu: Time for your Physical! Shadow: Gee..look at the time.... (Steps into the shadows and vanishes) Guardian: Err....I’ve got someplace to be... (Teleports out in a burst of light) Bard: I think I hear some panties...err......dinner calling. (Sings a C sharp note and disappears) Rowan: (Looks nervous as hell) Ah.heh......what about the riffers? Nurse-Washu: Oh them, well you see... Pretty Sammy: We’ll be together forever and ever.... Rowan: (Pales) I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy. Nurse Washu: Ah, my assistants are here! Rowan: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!...... (In Sub-Space no one can hear you scream) Disclaimer: Anything that doesn't belong to me is the copyright of their owners. Apologies to those offended by the fic, thank you's to those who actually read it and enjoy it. -Shade (President for life of Anime Mist Network)