The Mystery Science Theatre of Jersey City in association with Anjiru Fire Productions presents: The only Fan Fic that this poor city can afford at the moment-- "Sasmi's 16 birthday and She confesses her love to tenchi" Setting: Smaller then a theatre and bigger then a screening room...a sort of theatre room..."The theatre room" is called the Newport Mall Cinema Multiplex. Critics: Sandy- Angst-filled teen...Daria-like Zu- Sandy's Puerto-Rican sarcastic counterpart Crowman- Critical thinking super hero with strength too Midnight- California raised sidekick of Crowman Angelita- Mexican Psychiartist The critics walk into the theatre room with their chosen snacks and beverages. The theatre is quite empty, except for a few scattered people. Most of them are sleeping bums. The critics take their seats in a row in front of a teenage couple making out. Crowmam: Hmmm, the theatre seems to be empty. Sandy: Gee, how long did it take you to figure that one out, genius? Crowman: Shut up. Angelita: Quiet. Thee previews are on, man. (mexican accent) --- Disclaimer: I do not own tenchi muyo or any other charter's they belong [Midnight: Charter's? Crowman: I believe he means character's. Sandy: The dude needs to grab a dictionary.] to they people who made them up and blah blah blah you get the point right so please dont sue me it's not like you will really get anything from me anyway's the story is just for fun [Zu: Jeese take a breath. He ain't never heard of periods or commas.] Important stuff: I would like to thank my friend zero cool for the creative thoughts and the inspiration and you will see some of his things on this web site pretty soon and I would also like to thank my brother dkn for his help with this to and I well be writeing two more sequels to this so I hope that you enjoy my first story. [Sandy: Who wrote this? George Dubya? Zu: Fa real. It's like he's dyslexic. Angelita: Not Dyslexic. More like in need of a an editor, man. Zu: Whateva.] Story descprtion: And this story is a lemon and should not be read by children well IM sure that they wouldn't understand it anyway's Other important things: if you see (these around anything it is me adding my smart ass comments to my story) and just to let you know saki is cheap beer and Fb stands for flash back. And just in case you are wondering sasmi has already turned into tsunami and she is 16 The author: I'm the author of the story so you can call me Gray fox or Rob Sasmi's 16 birthday and She confesses her love to tenchi [Sandy: Well the title says it all. Midnight: It should be, 'No Need for Crappy Titles' Zu: What was the point of writing a description? Main character's name ain't even spelled right.] It was the morning after sasami's 16 birthday and she was going to Confess that she loved tenchi so she waited until it was night time and she went up to his room and he was still awake and she said "tenchi i have something that i have to tell you i have wanted to tell you this for the longest time" said sasami. [Sandy: That was just the first sentence.] "What is it what do you want to tell me" said tenchi I.....I...love....you. "What did you say Sasami it sounded like you said you love me is that right sasami. Said Tenchi. Yes Tenchi i love you said sasami then tenchi just looked at her weird and she ran off crying and locked herself in her room and did not come out for 1 week so she finally went up to tenchi when he was sleeping and kissed him and this woke him and he quickly said sasami I love you to I always have then she slowly started to kiss him. [Angelita: What the fuck? this all happened in a week? Crowman: Yes. The author managed to tell a misunderstanding, emotional breakdown, and love revelation in 2 sentences.] and moved her tongue in his mouth and he did the same to her then rokoyo [Midnight: Another name mispelled.] flew in and started to cry then she left the room then sasami locked the door and told tenchi "I want you to touch me and voiltelt me [Zu: What? She wants him to What? Sandy: "Voiltelt" her. Zu: How the hell do you do that? Sandy: I dunno. Must be Juraian.] and take my virginity away i want you so bad tenchi". [Midnight: Dude, If a girl said that to me...] OK my love said tenchi as he slowly unbuttoned her shirt and she took off her pants and then tenchi started to go down on sasmi and she [Crowman: They get from undressing to oral, so fast. Sandy: And in the same sentence.] started to moan and yell then he started to go faster and lick harder until she cumed [Zu: Yeah, She "Cumed"] all over his face and tenchi said "hmmm sasami [Midnight: Sasami? I thought this fic was about Sasmi! Crowman: (Groan)] did you know you tasted like cotton candy" [Sandy: Sasami is also available in cherry, raspberry, and chocolate.] wow tenchi that was wonderful it loved every second of it said sasami well now it is my turn to give you pleasure oh yes please do that sasmi then she quickly grabbed his cock [Midnight: His cock? He grows chickens? Crowman: (Another groan)] and put it in her mouth she started sucking fast and hard until she basically had tenchi searming. [Zu: First they "voiltelt", now they're "searming".] And about to cum and after a few more licks he did and she said wow tenchi you taste very salty and kinda sweet [Sandy: But not like cotton candy.] well after that tenchi said that he did not want to take away her virginity yet he would wait i few days for them to tell every body that they are going to get married and then on there honey moon they would have sex so they both went to sleep together and in the morning at breakfast sasmi and tenchi told every body and Ryoko and Ayeka started crying and sasmi told them to get over it and that she wanted them to be her bride maids and koyione and mosihi and washu didn't care because [Angelita: Koyione? Mosihi? They sound like Native American names!] those three were lesbians. (Hey this is me the writer of the story gray fox yeah I know that it is kinda fucked up isn't it and kinda gross but hey at least I'm making sasami look good [Zu: Are you sure about that?] and not pick on her like every body else does expect for me and zero cool ) anyway's it was 2 day's before there wedding and they were both very nevors [Sandy: Ofcourse, everyone gets "nevors" before their wedding day.] about it was about 12:00 at night and sasmi and tenchi were just lying in bed talking to each and sasmi said "im not sure if i can wait until are wedding night I want you so bad" so do i said tenchi "but can you please wait for me please" yes i will since i love you so much " then tenchi kissed her and they went to sleep so that night ryoko and ayeka took sasmi out of the room and they started beating the hell out of her and she was screaming and trying to fight back but the knocked her out and she woke up the next morning with bruises and she had a black eye [Angelita: What the fuck? Aeka's her sister! Sandy: I think we got over the character butchering a long time ago, Angelita.] so when tenchi asked her what happened she told him and he got so mad at those two that he would not even talk to them so that went on for a couple of hours until ryoko and ayeka had said they were sorry for doing it and it wont happen again so the next day the day before the wedding washu and mosioh [Crowman: Who the hell's "Mosioh" Zu: Could he mean Mihoshi?] had just came form the osen (who built that floating bath room anyway's) [Midnight: Washu built it! Who doesn't know that?] and they could tell that they had been having sex so later that day washu mosihi and koyione went on a vacation [Sandy: Yep. Goin on vacation right before, my best friend's wedding. Good plan.] and they took koinyioe's [Crowman: Is it that hard to spell 'Kiyone'?] space ship and washu and mosihi and koyione left and they said that they would be back tomorrow in time for the wedding ayeka was still mad that tenchi picked her little sister over her but sasami was grown and she is 16 and tenchi is 20 (yeah I know it's not legal)but sasmi was really hot and tenchi always loved her anyway's so ayeka tried to convince tenchi that he could have a second bride lord tenchi ayeka searmed [Zu: They're "searming" again.] "please pick me as your second bride please i beg of you please" well can you give me so time to think about it" yes said ayeka as she walked out of the room then sasmi came and they started to talk then she said tenchi i cannot wait until tomorrow night so that i can have sex with you it is going to be so great said sasmi" yeah said tenchi especially because you taste like cotton candy so. [Crowman: What the hell just happened? I don't understand. Midnight: I lost interest a long time ago, dude. I'm gonna go make out with that teal haired chick over there.] So tenchi have you chosen your second bride yet "no not yet I am having I hard time making up my mind because i have to pick between ayeka and ryoko and well there is only certain things I dont like about them for example ayeka is a prissy bicth sometimes and ryoko is a mean crazy bicth that never leaves me alone sometimes but you sasmi you are perfect "said tenchi and with that one word sasmi started to unzip his pant's and started to give him a blow job [Angelita: So the word 'perfect' turns her on enough to give bj's? Interesting.] she started sucking really slow and she was mostly licking the top of his head tenchi almost screamed with pleasure then all of a sudden the door brusted [Zu: How do you think doors "brust" open?] open and in came ayeka and ryoko and they were almost got then ayeka said what where you two doing oh nothing at all said sasmi and tenchi well we descied now you have to pick who your second bride will be [Crowman: In the middle of a BJ? That sucks. Sandy: Literally. hehe] no not now said sasmi now leave us alone" shut up you little bitch said ryoko "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM BOTH OF YOU" said tenchi so then both of them ran out of his room crying like little babies (yeah I know I'm kinda mean to ayeka and ryoko but hey the desver it for beating the hell out of tenchi's bride) [Angelita: You made them do it, fool.] so after all of that tenchi said to sasmi so were we now let me give you pleasure sasmi tenchi whispered into her ear OK sasmi giggled (so what do you think of my story so far ) [Sandy: DO you really want to know?] so tenchi started to unzip her short shorts and he slowly slide off her dark blue panties and saw her young virgin vagina and then he started to eat her out he was slowly licking her outer lips and then she started moaning loudly and she said WOW!!!!!! Tenchi are you sure you have never done this before it feels so wonderful sasmi said and a passionate voice tenchi kept going faster while blushing after what sasmi had said then he opened up her vagina all they way and started to suck on her inner pussy then she cumed in his mouth and he drunk every last drop of it and she pass out it was so intense and then tenchi put her panties back on her and put her short's back on her and she was half way awake and tenchi said I love you sasmi and she said in a tired voice I love you to tenchi [Zu: All that in one sentence.] (yeah I know that it is kinda getting sappy but for you hard core sex people that love these things just because of the sex like somebody I know who reads them all the time it gets better with the sex stuff later on when they are on there honey moon). [Crowman: Probably not.] The next morning the sun rose high up in the sky and tenchi thought to himself that today was the day when he would merry his true love sasmi. Fb tenchi remembers the very first time that he saw sasmi and he knew from that moment that he loved her and wanted to marry her. THE END [Sandy: THANK GOD!!!] (so what did you think of my story yeah I know it was kinda gross and I was mean to ayeka and ryoko but hey I think that they desvered it for what the always do to tenchi and sasmi anyway's there are two more sequels that I will write [Zu: Please NOOO!] in not time trust me I am very creative [Crowman: Yeah that sure was a "creative" story. I bet there aren't already 8,000 Sasami lemon fics out there.] and I got my boy zero cool for inspiration if I need it anyway's I hope you enjoyed every little word of my excellent story) [Sandy: I especially enjoyed the sentences. All five of them.] oh and one more thing email me your comments at RobDaMan14246671@aol.com --- The critics get up and stretch. Crowman pulls Midnight off the teal-haired chick and they all shuffle out of the theatre room and curse themselves for paying 8 dollars to see that. This MST has been a production of The Mystery Science Theatre of Jersey City and Anjiru Fire --mstjc--2002--crowman_x2@superdeformed.com--anjiru--