Subject: The TRUE creator! Date: Fri, 13 Nov 1998 02:58:48 PST From: "Matthew Harrison" To: gensao@geocities.com This is sillier than anything I've thought up in the past, but I was inspired by the realisation that noone knows who created the three goddesses. Here goes. Creation --------- Life. The one thing that the universe cannot be without. And here it was, developing in three jars in Washuu-chan's Lab. "OOOOH! Kawaii desu!" Exclaimed Mihoshi, as yet again, she was in the lab, and Washuu had no idea. Mihoshi really had no idea what she was looking at; she just thought that the three things were rather cute. "Washuu-chan! Washuu?" Mihoshi kept going on, looking for a way out- or, at least, Washuu, who would show her the way out. She didn't see that she knocked a few test tubes over, which trickled into the jars... Amazing what Mihoshi's luck is: nothing happened. Nothing obvious, anyway. But it so happened that each tube held a certain genetic template. Washuu had been doing some extensive research into the relationships between the goddesses. She had also got hold of some of Imelda Marcos DNA, and was ruling out any relationship between them. Basically, she was trying to find the genes for Power. "Hello? Anybody here?" Mihoshi continued to wander through the lab, causing minor havoc everywhere.And she managed to hit a button that triggered the Time travel gizmo, and triggered a computer into demonstrating that Fermat's last theorem can be proven with a small bowl of jelly and a lipstick. The device also sent the three embryos back six billion years in time... ---Six weeks later--- Washuu came out of the lab, with a very strange look on her face. "What's up, Washuu-chan?" Tenchi walked up, half exhausted. "My research has proven something very, very strange about the goddess Tokimi." "Oh?" "Her genetic structure is ninety-nine point nine nine seven percent identical to Imelda Marcos' DNA, and bears no relation to mise or Tsunami's." "You must have made a mistake, Washuu. Don't worry! We all do from time to time!"