Tenchi’s Interview “I hope I’m not late for my interview,” Tenchi said running down a long hall. He runs into a door with the words ‘Japanese Animation' on it. “This must be it.” He walks in and notices the people interviewing him. He sees Vegita, Pikachu, Sailor Venus, and Duo Maxwell. (Now starts the interview) Duo Maxwell: Hi, I’m Duo Maxwell, call me Duo. Have a seat. Vegita: Do you know how late you were? I should kill you right now. (Tenchi starts to sweat) Mina a.k.a. Sailor V: Don’t mind him, he’s always like that. We have your resume here to start your own show. You live in house next to a shrine run by your grandfather, uh he he. What happens in your show? Tenchi: I’m supposed to figure that out? Oops. Well… Vegita: We waist our time comin’ here we ain’t gotta do anything else for you. You tell us your crap, we either approve or not approve , and then we get the hell outta this dump and get some coffee. Pikachu: (looking at Vegita) Pika, pika, pika, cha, chu pikachu, pika cha Vegita: (looking down) Yes sir, as you wish Duo: So we also got your form that you got, filled out, then sent: ‘Name: Tenchi Masaki Wish of Show name: Tenchi Desired salary: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz-style severance package. If that's not possible then make an offer and we can haggle. Working hours desired: My show time What would you probably be doing in 20 years: Probably fighting my grandfather Who do you live with: My dad, grandfather, and a whole load of girls. Where do you live: Japan, outskirts Have you received any special awards or recognition: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. How old are you: How old do you think I am Anything else that you might want us to know about you: Yeah, I am 1/8 Jurain, all the girls living with me are alien, and I can activate Light Hawk Wings.’ Vegita: I can activate a Final Flash on your ass. Tenchi: Ok. I still don’t have a plot of my story. Duo Maxwell: He’s from space like all of us, guys Pikachu: Pika, pika, pika, pikachu Mina: …that is, all of us except Pikachu Everybody except Vegita and Tenchi huddle up. Vegita: So, you live with alien girls. Tenchi: Yeah. Vegita: Why don’t you have a show on how they all hit on you? Tenchi: Um, that wouldn’t be much of a story Vegita: They probably hit on you already, don’t they? Tenchi: That’s none of your business The huddle broke out. Pikachu: Pika, pika, pika, pika, pika, pika, pika, pika Tenchi: Pika, pika? Duo: What Pikachu is trying to say is that your show could be on how… Vegita: those girls hit on you Duo: Shut up Vegita Mina: Pikachu’s trying to say that your show can be on how you have to fight evil demons and bounty hunters and stuff of that sort… Vegita: and have girls hitting on you at the same time Duo: Shut up Vegita Mina: Like I was saying, fighting with the alien girls at you side Vegita: A little bit lower than your side Duo and Mina: Shut up Vegita Duo: Anyways, the girls help you out to defeat space pirates, evil demons, and thing of that sort Tenchi: Sounds great Duo: Ok, we wrote up the basic plot and this machine makes an even better and bulkier plot. Duo put the piece of paper in the machine. Just before the machine took in all of it, Vegita ran over and wrote something on it. Machine: Confirmed Duo looked at Vegita strangely. Duo: This machine also tells us our part in making it. Machine: Duo is Director, Mina is prop designer, Pikachu is camera mon, and Vegita is script writer. Vegita: Yes Duo, Mina, and Tenchi: Ahhhh Pikachu: Pika 1 hour later ***** Vegita: Well I got our first episode figured out. That one girl, um, Ryoko. Ryoko: Yes Vegita: Ok you fly down while Mihoshi follows, then you hit on him. After he boards up the house, you hit on him some more, then more girls come as the plot thickens. More girls for Tenchi to get hit on with. I’ll make the script don’t worry Tenchi: oh jeez, this is not good at all Ayeka: When do I come in Lord Vegita Vegita: While Ryoko is hitting on Tenchi, Mihoshi makes a distress signal. You get it and you come to save Mihoshi. While Ryoko is hitting on Tenchi, you come and hit on him some. You fly to space and so does Ryoko. You guys fight and both land on earth again, stranded, you both hit on Tenchi. Mihoshi decides to also hit on Tenchi. Tenchi: Uh oh. Why did Vegita get the job of story telling???!?! As Vegita tells the whole story out, the girls get more into doing it. Vegita finishes his story. Ayeka, Mihoshi, Kiyone, Ryoko, Sasami, and Washu: Yeah, that'll be great Tenchi: Oh man Not The End Author's comments: I was really bored when I wrote this so don't get mad. If you want to say something to me e-mail me at royalteardrop@yahoo.com. That's all.