Disclaimer: I don’t own nuffin! I’ve said I don’t! I aint making no money so don’t sue! Hello and welcome to the first edition of Tenchi Jukebox, because if I ever get ill again which is more than likely there will be another one, sorry. This is where I take completely random songs and well Tenchify them. If you want to blame someone/something for this blame the common cold, if it weren’t for the common cold I wouldn’t be sat here right now with a word processor and the internet full of lyrics. Now on with the show! (Tenchi) Every night they walk right in on my dreams Since I met them from the start I'm so sad I am the only one Who is special in their hearts (Ryoko) The boy is mine The doggone boy is mine I know he's mine Because the doggone boy is mine (Ayeka) I don't understand the way you think Saying that he's yours not mine Sending roses and your silly dreams Really just a waste of time (Ryoko) Because he's mine The doggone boy is mine Don't waste your time Because the doggone boy is mine (Ayeka) I love him more than you (Ryoko) But I love him endlessly (Ryoko & Ayeka to Tenchi) So come and go with me Two on the town (Ryoko) But we both cannot have him So it's one or the other And one day you'll discover That he's my Tenchi forever and ever (Ayeka) Don't bulid your hopes to be let down 'Cause I really feel it's time (Ryoko) I know he'll tell you I'm the one for him 'Cause he said I blow her mind The boy is mine The doggone boy is mine Don't waste your time Because the doggone boy is mine He's mine, he's mine No, no, no, he's mine The boy is mine, the boy is mine The boy is mine, the boy is mine (Ayeka) The boy is mine, (yep) he's mine The boy is mine, (yes) he's mine (Ryoko) Don't waste your time Because the doggone boy is mine The boy is mine, the boy is mine (Ayeka) Ryoko, we're not going to fight about this, okay (Michael) Ayeka, I think I told you, I love a fight (Ayeka) I've heard it all before Ryoko, he told me that I'm his forever lover, you know, don't you remember (Michael) Well, after loving me, he said he couldn't love another (Paul) Is that what he said (Michael) Yes, he said it, you keep dreaming (Paul) I don't believe it (Ryoko & Ayeka) The boy is mine (mine, mine, mine) Originally by Michael Jackson. Not a bad one actually not much needed to be changed, I’m picking these at random so they won’t all be this easy, I’ll keep going till I get kicked off. And now and old queen favourite. (Tenchi) Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide No escape from reality Open your eyes Look up to the skies and see I'm just a poor boy, I need sympathy Because they’re not easy come, easy go A little high, little low Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me Mihoshi, just killed a man Put a gun against his head Pulled the trigger, now he's dead My life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Sasami, ooo Didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters Too late, the time has come Sends shivers down my spine (and everybodys) Body's aching all the time Goodbye everybody - I've got to go Gotta leave you all behind and pick carrots Sasami, ooo - (anyway the wind blows) I don't want to screw you I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all I see a little silhouetto of a man (Happosai) Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me Ayeka, Ryoko, Ayeka, Ryoko, Ayaka, Ryoko - please just go But I'm just a poor boy and everybody loves me (Sasami) He's just a poor boy from a poor family Spare him his life from this monstrosity (Tenchi) Easy come easy go - will you let me go (The Other Girls) (Sasami) Bismillah! No - we will not let you go let him go Bismillah! We will not let you go let him go Bismillah! We will not let you go let me go (Still the girls) (Tenchi) Will not let you go let me go Never let you go let me go (Tenchi) Never let me go - ooo No, no, no, no, no, no, no - Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go All these girls has a devil put aside for me for me for me So you think you can stone me and think I won’t know So you think you can love me and not let me die Oh Washu - can't do this to me Washu Just gotta get out - just gotta get right outta here Ooh yeah, ooh yeah Nothing really matters Anyone can see Nothing really matters - nothing really matters to me And now, the end is here. And so I face the final curtain. My friend, I'll say it clear I'll state my case, of which I'm certain. I've sorta made this full, I done a couple of songfics. And more, much more than this, I did it myyyyyyyyyyyyyy waaaaaaaay . Well this was the first installment of Tenchis jukebox there may be more, just preay I don’t get another cold. Send any flames, compliments, or indecent proposals to divine_aphrael@hotmail.com.