I Will ------- by Bravoexo A Tenchi Muyo! Short Fic -------- [Ryoko enters the kitchen, opens the refrigerator door and digs into the food supply of the Masaki residence] Ryoko: Aw, Isn't there anything to eat around here. Sasami: Ryoko, stop messing in my kitchen. Ryoko: Since when did this kitchen became yours? Sasami: Since I'm the one doing all the cooking here. Ryoko: A mere technicality. Ayeka: [Enters] I don't suppose you can cook, Ryoko? Ryoko: Of course I can. Ayeka: Ho ho ho ho. That'll be the day. Ryoko: Humph. At least I can cook for Tenchi, unlike some princesses I know. Ayeka: Arrrgh! Alright, Ryoko. What did you mean by that? Ryoko: Listen, get off my butt you...old maid. I'm hungry. Ayeka: Who are you calling old maid, I'd like to know?!! Ryoko: Hey, I don't see any other old maids around. Ayeka: AAAHH!! Ryoko! I'll get you for that! Ryoko: Yeah? You and the whole Jurai military could try...again. Ayeka: Aaaaah!!! I can't take this anymore. Ryoko: Come on...Give it your best.... [A knife lands on the kitchen table, making the two stop for a second] Sasami: [removes her apron] That's it. I'm not cooking anymore. [Walks off] Ryoko: Huh? Ayeka: Sasami? Sasami: I'm leaving the kitchen to the two of you. Good riddance. [Exits] Ryoko: Ayeka? Ayeka: Ryoko? Ryoko: Today's Tenchi's birthday. Ayeka: I know. What do we do? [Later] Tenchi: Wow, you made all of these? Sasami: [smiling] Ah, ha. But Ryoko and Ayeka helped. Noboyuki: Did you say, Ryoko? Washu: And Ayeka? Mihoshi: Wow, these look delicious. Sasami: Yes. I'm sure glad they offered to help. [grins and looks back at the kitchen] [Inside] Ryoko: Stop complaining and start washing. [wipes the oven door] Ayeka: This is all your fault, Ryoko. Ryoko: My fault? Ayeka: Yes. Why did you ever agree to my little sister's arrangement. [washing some pots and pans] Ryoko: Coz, we both know we can't cook. Ayeka: [sigh] Ryoko: Hurry up, or we'll miss the party. Ayeka: I wonder why Sasami insisted in getting the kitchen cleaned before the party started. Ryoko: Beat's me. Who knows what she's up to? Ayeka: [stares at Ryoko] Ryoko? Ryoko: Are you thinking what I'm thinking? [Voices from the Living room] How's that, Tenchi? I think I've had enough, Sasami. Try this chocolate cake I made, just for you. Ok, but only if I also get to serve you some. Sure. I'd like that, Tenchi. Ryoko & Ayeka: SASAMI !!!! [End] No need for C&C - get it? This has been a recording @ Yes, I know this is a bit flaky. But I've got to start somewhere. Besides, I'm sure this had been done before. @ Yes, Virginia...I'm back. Might as well, since Zen froze hell all over, I've got nowhere to go. @ To those that had been waiting for a fic from me...yes, that Ranma thingie...Remember, I'm a helpless romantic.