I don't usually write fics where Ayeka or Ryoko gets Tenchi. However, in order to be admitted into R.O.P.A.A.,(Royal Order of Princess Ayeka Advocates,) I have to write an Ayeka gets Tenchi fic. So here it is. But by Tsunami she's going to have to earn it. This is a response to Gensao's challenge for an Ayeka gets Tenchi fic. You don't see many fics where Ayeka is depicted in a positive light. I've decided to rectify that oversight here. Tenchi Muyo! is the property of AIC and Pioneer LDC. I just own the writing itself. In order to promote reading in America, I've written the following fic...in English. My Best Friend's Engagement "Well, that's wonderful, Koriya," King Azusa of Jurai said with a smile. "I'm sure Ayeka will be thrilled by your visit." The face on the viewscreen in front of him was a beautiful one. Princess Koriya of Danitan was considered one of the loveliest women alive. Her features were cold, but soft. Her long hair was a soft lavender, worn straight, falling just behind her ears. Her eyes were a light aquamarine and seemed to shine with a light of their own. She smiled at him. "I thank you, Respected Azusa. Have you a message for her?" He smiled again. "Of course. Oh, and one more thing, Koriya," he said as if the idea suddenly came to him. "You'll be able to meet my great grandson, Tenchi, while you're there." "Great grandson?" she asked with a disgusted curl of the lip. "Yes, apparently, he's something of a warrior." She suppressed a laugh. "No disrespect intended, Respected Azusa, but I've yet to meet a male whom I could call a 'warrior.'" Azusa fought back the urge to return the insult. He needed Koriya if his plan was going to work. "Yes, I'm sure. Just send my daughter my regards." Koriya nodded. "And be careful around Tenchi," he warned. "He's very dangerous if provoked." Koriya smirked. "Right. I thank you for your warning Respected Azusa. I will give your message to Ayeka." With that, the screen went blank. Azusa leaned back in his chair and smiled. Now then, for part two of his plan. He activated his communications system and asked the computer to connect him with the Galaxy Police officer who was currently stationed on Earth. Mihoshi had been eating a candy bar when her watch began to beep. She crammed the rest of the chocolate bar into her mouth and chewed as quickly as she could as she ran to the communicator she had plugged into the TV in the Masaki home. She pressed the power button, stood in front of the TV, and saluted. "Frrs csssh detvvivv Mihoffshe, repourdin az ourderd." She mumbled through a mouthful of caramel and nuget. She was surprised when she saw the King of Jurai's face appear before her. She stood straighter. "Yer Mashesta!" She cried. Azusa gave her a critical look. "Detective...er...Mihoshi is it?" "Yish Shir!" "Er...I'm trying to get in contact with Tenchi. Is he there?" "Yish Shir. Dur yue wand tu takh vithh Avekah?" It took a second for Azusa to make out what she said. When he finally did, he shook his head. "No, Detective, just Tenchi." "Yish Shir!" She saluted and went to get Tenchi. Azusa shook his head. Tenchi appeared a moment later. He gulped visibly when he saw Azusa. "Uh..Your Highness," Azusa smiled. For some reason, this didn't put Tenchi at ease. "Ah, Tenchi. Good. I have a favor to ask of you." "Um, okay." The King's smile got wider. "Good. You see, one of Ayeka's old friends is going to Earth to visit her. She wants it to be a surprise, but it's her first visit to Earth, and I'd like you to meet her at her ship, so she doesn't get lost." "Oh. Okay." "You're sure you don't mind?" Tenchi smiled and shook his head. When Mihoshi had told him Azusa was asking to speak with him, he had been worried that he was going to announce that he was going to visit again or try to make Ayeka and Sasami leave Earth. "Sure, it's no problem. What's her name?" "Koriya. She'll be traveling alone. Her ship will land on the other side of the shrine from your house. She should be there in about two hours." Tenchi nodded at the instructions. "Now, don't tell Ayeka or anyone else. They've been friends since childhood, and Koriya wants her visit to be a surprise." Tenchi nodded again. "Oh, and one more thing, Tenchi. Be sure you wear your sword when you meet her." Tenchi blinked in puzzlement. "Why?" "As a representative of the Jurai Royal family, you must wear it when meeting a foreign dignitary such as Koriya. She *is* a princess, after all, and it would insult her if you didn't wear it." "Oh, well, okay." "Thank you, Tenchi. I appreciate it." Azusa grinned and shut off his communicator. He leaned back in his chair again and laughed. "I've got you now, Tenchi." Tenchi walked down a wooded path near his grandfather's shrine and waited. The Tenchi-ken hung from his belt, slapping his leg as he walked. He still wasn't quite comfortable wearing it. He heard a dull roar approach him and saw a small spaceship fly over his head. he thought and quickened his pace. He entered a clearing where he found that the spaceship had already landed. He hoped Ayeka's friend would not be angry that he was late. He took a breath, put on a friendly smile, and approached the ship. A hatch near the nose of the craft opened with a low hum. A staircase descended from the hatch and out stepped a tall girl who looked about eighteen. Her hair was a very light purple. She carried an overnight bag over her shoulder. Tenchi was surprised by this. Azusa had told him she was a princess, so what was a princess doing carrying her own luggage? Another thing that surprised him was the light sword that hung from her belt. She wasn't dressed anything like he expected, either. He had been expecting someone who looked more like Ayeka, wearing robes of state. Koriya wore a short skirt and a light blue cape. She looked more like a warrior than anything else. <*This* is Ayeka's best friend?> He approached and bowed, silently wishing he knew more about diplomatic protocol. "Hello," he said, simply. "Uh, welcome to Earth." She gave him a sneer. Then, she held out her luggage. "Take this," she ordered. Tenchi smiled politely and took the bag. he thought. "You must be Princess Koriya," he said. "Correct." Tenchi wasn't sure what to make of her seeming stand-offishness. He pressed on. "My name is Tenchi, Tenchi Masaki. It's nice to meet you." She looked at him quizzically. "*You* are Tenchi Masaki?" she asked. "Um..That's right." "Hmmph." Tenchi licked his lips in apprehension. This wasn't going well. "Well, if you'll follow me, I'll take you to the house." She didn't answer. She was looking at his sword. "What," she asked with a contemptful sneer, "Is *that?*" He looked down at his belt. "That? That's my sword." Her eyes narrowed. "Of all the impudence," she remarked. "Excuse me?" "*You* think you're a match for *me?*" Tenchi blinked in confusion. "I'm afraid I don't understand." "How dare you," she began, fuming, "Wear a sword and proposition me like a common harlot?!" "Ummmm....." "Fine," she said, cutting him off with an arrogant wave of her hand. "You want to challenge me? Very well." She removed her own sword from her belt and came to a fighting stance. A purple-white blade sprang forth. "Uh, Ms. Koriya, have I offended you in some way?" "Don't be a tease," she replied. "You wanted to challenge me from the moment you heard I was coming, that's why you met me alone. So, fight!" She gave a frightening battle cry and lunged at him. Tenchi just barely managed to jump out of the way. "Hey! What's going on here, huh!?" "You wanted it so bad," she cried. "Fight me!" She lunged again, her slash nearly taking Tenchi's head off. He dropped the bag and raised the Tenchi-ken. It appeared that he had no choice but to fight or die. The blue-white blade appeared in his hand. This time when she lunged, he turned her jab aside and countered with one of his own. She blocked the blow and swung around with a backhand slash that almost got through. Tenchi went on the defensive. he thought, Suddenly, she spun around and lashed out with her foot, catching him in the chin. He flew back and slammed into a tree. The force of the impact threw his sword from his hand. He groaned and opened his eyes to see Koriya rushing at him with her sword over her head. He saw the sword come down... Only to be stopped an inch from his face by a transluscent blue shield. Koriya cried out in surprise. Tenchi could only whisper his surprise. "The Wings of the Light Hawk," he breathed. He recovered from his shock quicker than Koriya could. He reached out to one of the other two wings that had formed and grabbed one. The wing obediently transformed itself into a lightsword. He stood up. Koriya rushed him again, bringing her sword down in a series of lightning quick stabs. Using the Light Hawk sword in one hand, and another wing as a shield in the other, he managed to block all the blows. He reached out with his hand, and the third wing flew from his body striking Koriya in the chest with its flat edge, knocking her back to the ground. Her sword fell from her hand. Tenchi pressed this advantage. He leaped forward and stood above her, the tip of his sword an inch from her throat. Her mouth opened in shock. Tenchi was breathing heavily. "Give up?" he asked. Shocked, Koriya nodded. Tenchi released the sword, and it turned back into one of the near transparent light wings that surrounded his body. He took a step back. The wings vanished. He fought down the anger he felt at being attacked, and decided to try to salvage the situation. "Now, Ms. Koriya," he began, "I don't know what it is I've done to offend you, but I apologize. I know you're Ayeka's friend, and I really don't want to get off on the wrong foot here." Koriya just stared at him. "You beat me," she whispered. Tenchi blinked. "Um...yeah." She got on her knees. "Ms. Koriya?" Tenchi asked. "Are you okay?" "No one's ever beaten me," she whispered. He began to worry. He kneeled down in front of her. "Ms. Koriya?" "No one," she whispered again. She looked up into his eyes, her own now filled with joy. "OH, THANK YOU!" She leapt forward and embraced him, knocking him to the ground. "Gaaagghhh!" was all he could get out. "Ms. Koriya, I..." Suddenly, she was kissing him. "Mmm rmmmy mmms dhhha nnenn," he tried continuing, but her mouth was clamped firmly over his own. "Ten-chi!" he heard Ayeka calling his name. He managed to break away from Koriya. "Uh..Ms. Koriya please!" She wasn't listening. "Oh, it's Ayeka! Ayeka!" she called. Ayeka appeared at the edge of the clearing. "Koriya!?" she blinked. "Is that really you?!" Koriya stood up, leaving a thoroughly confused Tenchi still sitting on the ground in a daze. "Ayeka!" She rushed forward and embraced her childhood friend. The two kissed each other on either cheek. "It's been such a long time. What are you doing here?" Ayeka said. She looked past her and saw Tenchi sitting on the ground in a daze. "Tenchi?" "Well," Koriya began, "I decided it was too long since I saw my best friend in the universe, so I decided to come and pay her a visit." She saw that Ayeka wasn't listening and turned to see what she was looking at. "Oh!" she cried and ran to Tenchi. She glomped onto him possessively. "And guess who got engaged!" Ayeka, her head in her hands, ground out a sentence between clenched teeth. "I can't believe you dueled her," Sitting across the table from her, Koriya holding onto his arm as if he might get away, Tenchi frowned. "She was trying to kill me, what was I *supposed* to do?!" Ayeka just shook her head. Beside her, Yosho nodded in understanding. "Now, Ayeka, remember that Koriya has always been something of a flirt. Remember all the times she tried to sucker me into a fight?" "At least you had enough common sense not to beat her," Ayeka pointed out. "Will someone *please* tell me what's going on!" Koriya beamed at him. "It's rather simple, my love. We're going to be married! I'm so excited!" Tenchi went pale. "...........................*WHAT!?*" "Perhaps, I should explain," Yosho said. "Koriya, here, is a Princess from the planet Danitan. Their society is matriarchal, run solely by women. The only Earth equivalent that comes close would be the Chinese Amazons." Ayeka nodded in agreement. "In Danitan society, the women make up the warrior and leadership castes. They have very little use for men except as laborers and military troops, 'cannon fodder,' I believe is the term. As such, they have a somewhat low opinion of what they refer to as, 'the inferior gender.' Still, the society must continue on, but the Danitan women will only marry men who can beat them in honorable combat. The theory was, back in ancient times, that a man who could best a female warrior would give that female warrior powerful children, therefore stregthening the Danitan race." Tenchi stared at him open mouthed. "Are you telling me I just got engaged?!" He buried his head in his hands. "This is like a bad episode of Ranma 1/2." Yosho nodded. "According to Danitan law, you and Koriya are officially betrothed." Ayeka moaned. Koriya giggled. Tenchi fainted. Koriya leaned over his unconscious form and sighed. "Just like a typical man," she commented, "Always so emotional. Oh, my poor baby!" She caressed his face. Ayeka growled. "Koriya, really, could you stop for just a second?" Koriya grinned at her. "You're just jealous." "It's all just a misunderstanding!" "Misunderstanding?" Koriya asked. "It was a misunderstanding that he met me at my ship, armed and alone?" She clasped her hands and sighed, caught up in what she perceived as the most romantic thing she had ever experienced. "A misunderstanding that he challenged me and bested me in honorable combat?" She sounded wistful. Ayeka sighed. "I guess I can't blame you," she said. "It was just blind luck that Tenchi happened to be there when your ship landed." "Actually, he was expecting me to be there." Ayeka blinked. "Huh?" "Well, yeah. Didn't your father tell you I was coming?" "No, I haven't spoken to my father in months." Koriya looked at her in surprise. "But, I contacted him to get permission to travel through Jurai territory. Why wouldn't he tell you I was coming?" Mihoshi, who had been silent until now, spoke up. "He probably told Tenchi." They looked at her. "What makes you say that, Mihoshi?" Ayeka asked her. "Because he called and asked to talk to Tenchi a couple of hours ago." It suddenly dawned on the princess exactly what her father had done. Ayeka began to fume. "Is that so?" she bit out. "I can't believe him!" she screamed at the ceiling. "HOW DARE HE?!" "Uh......what?" Mihoshi asked. Ayeka marched to the living room, grabbing Mihoshi's arm as she passed. "He set Tenchi up!" she growled as she dragged the GP into the next room. "I can't believe him!" She stopped in front of the TV and turned to Mihoshi. Yosho and Koriya watched from the kitchen. "Mihoshi, connect this thing so I can speak to my mother on Jurai." "Well, Ayeka, this is a Galaxy Police transmitter, and can't be used for anything but official..." "MAKE THE DAMN CALL!!!" "Right! I'll make the call." While Mihoshi fiddled with the transmitter, Yosho walked up to the enraged princess. "It would probably be best to resolve this *before* the others get back from shopping." She nodded. Washu had taken Ryoko and Sasami shopping today. "We'd better," she replied. "You *know* what *she'll* say." "If she waits long enough to say anything," Yosho agreed. Finally, the Tree of Jurai appeared on the screen with the words, "Stand By," below the royal symbol. After a second, Queen Misaki's grinning face appeared on the TV. "OH, MY LITTLE AYEKA! YOU'VE FINALLY CALLED YOUR MOTHER!" Ayeka got right to the point. "How could you let him do something like this to me!?" Misaki's smile faltered. "Wha...What do you mean? Ayeka, what's wrong, baby?" "Let me spell it out, Mother." There would be no, "mommy," today, it would seem. "Father sent Koriya here." "Well, that's wonderful," "Then he called ahead and asked Tenchi to meet her at her ship...alone...*armed!*" "Oh, my!" Misaki said in shock. "I take it he won or you wouldn't be so upset." Suddenly, the screen split and Queen Funaho's face appeared next to Misaki's. "Ayeka, I heard everything. Are you sure this is what happened?" "Quite sure," Ayeka said dangerously. "How could you let this happen?!" Misaki's expression turned to one of rage. "Ayeka, hon, stay on the line." She walked off camera. Funaho shook her head. "Is Koriya there, now?" Koriya heard her name and stepped forward. "Hello, Most Honored Funaho. Did you hear? I'm engaged! You will come to the wedding won't you?" Ayeka turned to her, exasperated. "Koriya! Please!" Suddenly, they could all hear angry voices on the other end of the line. Funaho looked off camera, and her eyes widened in surprise. Azusa's face appeared on the screen, Misaki's fingers had a good grip on his ear. Azusa's face was contorted in pain. "All right, Azusa!" Misaki told him angrily. "Tell your daughter why you saw fit to ruin her life!" "What do you mean? I don't know what you're..ow!" This came as Misaki roughly twisted his ear. "Okay! Okay! So I asked Tenchi to meet Koriya at her ship to represent the royal family, so what?" "And did you tell him to go armed?" Ayeka asked him viciously. "Well, the Danitans *are* a warrior..." "*Father!!*" Ayeka fought down tears. "How could you?! You knew Koriya would see his being armed as a proposal challenge! You knew, and you sent him there anyway! He didn't know about Danitan protocols! What if she had killed him!?" "I doubt a boy who can summon Light Hawk Wings could be defeated by a Danitan, no matter how skilled she may be." Ayeka growled. "I will *never* forgive you as long as I live." She looked up at him. "You made this mess, Father, you clean it up! NOW!" Azusa looked cross. "Don't speak to your father like...OW!" Misaki had twisted his ear in the other direction. "There's nothing I can do. She's a princess of Danitan. Jurai royal law recognizes Danitan engagement practices as part of our treaty. Because Tenchi is a member of the royal family, he's bound by that law too. There's nothing I can do!" Ayeka sighed. "I can't believe you, Father," she whispered in disappointment. "How could you do something like this to me?" "Ayeka, try to understand. We need to forge a better alliance with the Danitan clan mothers, and I couldn't do that without Tenchi." "Right," Ayeka growled out, sarcastically. "I'm sure *I* didn't even enter the equation. You did it *all* for Jurai." Azusa was silent. "You tricked my best friend and my..." she couldn't get the words out. "You tricked them into getting engaged so that I'd give up and marry Seiryo!" Funaho shook her head. "That was low, Azusa. I expected better from you." "I have to think about the kingdom," he told them imperiously. "To that end, as King of Jurai, I am officially..ow!" He went on as Misaki twisted his ear. "I...argh...am...officially....declaring, Tenchi and...ow...Koriya's...engagement...ow..official." Ayeka's face went dead white. Koriya gasped and laughed in joy. She ran into the dining room. Yosho stepped forward. "Father, perhaps you should reconsider. Tenchi is not ready for a marriage, especially with a woman from a culture so different from his own." "Yosho, when you where the royal crown, you can make such decisions. Until then, Jurai will just have to make do with me...OW!" Misaki's face, an angry thundercloud, appeared on the screen inches from Azusa's. "I've never heard of anything so cruel!" "There's nothing that can be done about it now!" Azusa said. "It's official. Tenchi and Princess Koriya will be married. If he didn't want to marry her, he shouldn't have proposed." "HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS PROPOSING!!!" Misaki screamed into his ear. She shook her head. "Danitan culture is so weird..." Funaho sighed. "All right. Ayeka, we're on our way there. We'll figure a way out of this. Just hold on." She noticed something for the first time. "It looks like your house is still standing, so I'm guessing that Ryoko doesn't know yet?" Ayeka nodded. "Well, for the love of Tsunami, don't tell her until we figure something out. The last thing we need is for the entire Danitan civilization declaring a blood feud on Ryoko for killing Koriya." Ayeka considered that. The idea of Ryoko being hunted for all eternity by Danitan warrior women had a certain appeal. She shook the thought aside. She had a bigger problem than Ryoko right now. "All right. Hurry." "We will. Good-bye, Ayeka. We'll see you soon." Misaki gave Azusa's ear a hard twist, then gave Ayeka a reassuring smile. The screen went black. Ayeka sighed. "I can't believe this." Yosho put a reassuring hand on her shoulder. Ayeka's head shot up in realization. "Oh no!" she gasped. "Tenchi!" She rushed to the dining room to find Koriya kneeling over a still unconscious Tenchi. "Oh, my little man," she cooed. Tenchi began to come around. "What happened?" "You fainted," Koriya told him gently. "I can't blame you, after all, I was almost overcome by emotion myself when you defeated me." Tenchi looked ready to pass out again, but Yosho picked him up and planted him firmly on his feet. "Uh..look, Miss Koriya," he began. "I'm flattered, I really am, but I don't..." He broke off as Ayeka suddenly grabbed his arm and pulled him into the kitchen. She looked back at a confused Koriya, smiled, and said, "Just give us a sec." She pushed Tenchi into the kitchen and shut the door. "Miss Ayeka! What are you doing? I can't marry her! I don't even *know* her!" Ayeka put her hand up to stop his protests. Her eyes were cast downward. This seemed to hurt her even more than it hurt him. "I know, Tenchi, but we must be extremely careful. My father has declared your engagement to her to be official and supported by Jurai. If you back out now, Koriya's family will be greatly offended, and declare a blood feud on your family. Because you are a member of Jurai's royal house, that means *my* family, which translates into a war between Jurai and the Danitan. While we have the more advanced ships, the Danitan have superior ground forces. We would win...eventually, but it would take a long time and could cost millions of people their lives." She looked up into his eyes. Tenchi could see tears begin to well up in them. "I know this is difficult, but my parents are on the way to resolve this, and if anyone can figure a diplomatic way out of this, it's Aunt Funaho." She turned away from him. "Tenchi, my father has used you in a most dishonorable way. That dishonor carries over to myself." She turned back to him and fell to her knees. She bowed her head to the ground, placing her forehead on top of her hands. "Please," she asked him, "I beg you. Forgive me. I understand if you hate me and my family for what my father has done, but please accept my apology on behalf of myself and my family." Tears were flowing freely down her cheeks by this point. Tenchi was speechless. "Miss Ayeka, it's all right. I don't blame you for this. I should've been more careful, that's all. Please don't blame yourself. No apology's necessary." He knelt down next to her and took her hands into his own. "Miss Ayeka, please. It's okay." She looked up at him, a glimmer of hope in her eyes. "I promise, Tenchi," she said to him, her voice the most solemn he had ever heard it, "I will do whatever it takes to make up for this dishonor." He blinked. "Okay, but shouldn't we worry more about how Ryoko will react when she comes home, and Koriya tells her I'm engaged?" She wiped a tear away. "You're right," she told him. "This isn't the time." She stood up. "I suppose the only thing we *can* do is not tell her about it." Tenchi blinked. "How are we going to do that? Koriya is telling everyone she comes across. It'll be the first words out of her mouth when Ryoko comes through the door." "I'll talk to Koriya. If I ask her to keep the engagement to herself, I'm sure she would...for awhile, anyway. We can't tell Ryoko, you know how volatile she is." Tenchi hated to admit it, but Ayeka was right. He could picture what Ryoko would do when she heard about Koriya, and it wasn't at all a pleasant picture. The words, "Hell unleashed unto the world," popped into his head. "Okay, but we should tell Washu. She'll help us," Tenchi said. He knew Washu would do what was in Ryoko's best interest, and right now, keeping her from killing Koriya was definitely in her best interest. Ayeka nodded. "Right. They should be home soon. The second they get here, I'll grab hold of Washu and take her to her lab to talk. You keep an eye on Mihoshi and make sure she doesn't accidentally say anything more stupid than usual." Tenchi nodded. "Okay, let's go talk to Koriya." They walked back into the living room. Koriya was standing next to Mihoshi, who was seated on the couch with a notepad and pen in her hands. She scribbled something out and wrote over it. Koriya read over her shoulder and asked. "You're sure it's okay, Honored Mihoshi? I would not want you to get in trouble with your superiors." Mihoshi waved the idea aside. "Oh, don't worry. If a Jurain princess can use the communicator to talk with her mother, I'm sure it's okay for a Danitan princess to just send a letter." "Okay, well, read it back to me, just to be sure." Mihoshi cleared her throat. "Highest Honored Mother," she read, "I write with joyous knews. While on my way to see Most Honored Ayeka, I have been challenged and defeated by a handsome Jurain prince. I was thinking of a spring wedding, sometime in the third month when the Chakta trees are in bloom..." Ayeka and Tenchi face faulted. "Koriya?" Ayeka interrupted. "Hmm? Oh, Ayeka!" Koriya approached her, then grabbed hold of Tenchi and kissed him. Ayeka fought to control the urge to blast her best friend, and just barely succeeded. She released Tenchi and gave him a short bow. "Most Loved Tenchi," she greeted. She turned back to Ayeka. "Ayeka, I have to ask because I can think of no one else I would prefer over you. Would you be my Escort of Honor at the wedding?" Ayeka blinked in surprise. The Escort of Honor was the equivalent of a best man in Earth weddings only with far more solemn responsibilities. It was a very distinguished position. As far as Ayeka knew, no non-Danitan had ever been asked to serve as one. She was so flattered by the idea, she almost forgot why she wanted to talk with her. "Koriya, we need to talk to you." "Of course, Ayeka." Ayeka and Tenchi led her aside. "Koriya," Ayeka began, trying to decide how to word it. "Koriya, I need to ask you an important favor." "Of course, anything." Ayeka licked her lips in apprehension. Her friend wasn't going to like this idea. "I need you to keep your engagement to yourself for the time being." Koriya blinked in surprise. "But why?" She grabbed Tenchi possessively. "Is there something wrong with Most Loved Tenchi?" "No, nothing like that. It's just that there's this woman we live with..." "Is Tenchi married to her?" Koriya asked, her voice a mixture of fear and threat. "No!" Ayeka replied, a little more harshly than she would've liked. "But she *has* had her eye on Tenchi for quite some time, and if she found out about your engagement before we could prepare her...well..." "She'd go berserk and blow up the house," Tenchi finished matter-of- factly. "And she'd kill you," Ayeka added. Koriya released Tenchi and stood before them, her face a mask of contempt. "Let her try!" she cried out. "Let her attack a princess of Danitan! Let her smash herself before me! I look forward to it! I will tolerate no rivals for my Most Loved Tenchi's affections!" They face faulted. Tenchi bit his lip and decided to try something he had seen Ryoko do. It had never worked on him, but it might just work on Koriya. He stepped forward and leaned close to the Danitan princess, placing his hands on her shoulders. "Oh, please, Koriya?" he asked in a disgustingly mushy voice. He could almost hear Ryoko in his mind. The time just after they had met when Ryoko had tried to convince him to return the gems to her. "She's my friend and I don't want to hurt her feelings. She's so quick tempered. She'll fire on you without giving you a teeny weeny chance to explain." He wrapped an arm around her and gave her shoulder a squeeze. "It won't be for long. I promise." Ayeka's eye began to twitch spasmodically. Koriya smiled and kissed him. "I suppose it wouldn't hurt to keep it quiet for a little while." "Thank you, Koriya." Ayeka sighed. "Thank you, Koriya." "Of course. Anything for my groom-to-be and my Escort of Honor. Now then, Most Loved Tenchi. I need to start wedding preparations. Where is your mother? I'll have to speak with her." Tenchi's expression clouded over with sadness for a second. "My mother died a long time ago, Koriya." "Oh, I'm sorry," Koriya told him. "An aunt, then? Who acts as the clan mother of your family?" "Well," Tenchi said, "We really don't have a 'clan mother.' Grandpa pretty much runs the family." Koriya held back a sneer. "A man?" she asked. She brightened. "Well, don't worry, Most Loved Tenchi. I'm sure Most Honored Funaho or Most Honored Misaki will help. Now then, back to my letter. Honored Mihoshi!" She darted back to the living room, leaving Ayeka and Tenchi in a confused daze. "We're home!" Sasami yelled as she entered the Masaki home, carrying a shopping bag. "Ayeka! Tenchi! Is anyone home?" Washu and Ryoko, also carrying bags, came in a second after her, Nobuyuki bringing up the rear. Ayeka came out of the kitchen and approached them. "Ohgoodeveryoneishome! WashuIneedtospeaktoyou-aloneinyourlabrightnow!" With that, she grabbed Washu's arm and led the sputtering scientist to the dimensional doorway that led to her lab. The others watched her go. Sasami just shrugged and went to the kitchen. She had bought some new spices she wanted to try with dinner tonight. As she entered the kitchen, she saw Koriya standing there. "Koriya! What are you doing here?" Sasami said with a smile. "Hello, Most Honored Sasami. I'm here to visit your sister. How have you been?" While that conversation happened in the kitchen, Ryoko scanned the living room and saw Tenchi trying to sneak out the back door. She grinned and teleported so that she was standing right next to him. "Oh, Ten-chi!" she sang. She reached out and glomped onto him. Tenchi's back went rigid. He began urgently looking from side to side for something or someone. Ryoko didn't notice. "Tenchi," she said seductively, "I bought this beautiful neglige at the mall today." She grinned wickedly. "Would you like me to model it for you?" Tenchi went pale. "Uh..Ryoko. This is *really* not a good time." He continued to look around for someone. Ryoko blinked. "Tenchi, are you okay? You don't look so good." It was then that she heard Sasami talking to someone with a voice she didn't recognize. "Who's that?" she asked. "Oh, that's Koriya. She's a friend of Ayeka's, here for a visit. Oh, my! Look at the time! I've got to go practice with grandfather! Bye, Ryoko!" With that, he dashed out the backdoor. Ryoko blinked after him. "Hmm. I wonder what that was about." "So you see the problem," Ayeka finished. Washu nodded solemnly. "If Ryoko finds out..." "She'll challenge Koriya," Ayeka finished, "Who will either kill Ryoko or be killed. If it's the latter, Koriya's family will hunt Ryoko to the edge of the universe." Washu looked up at Ayeka suspisciously. "I would've thought you'd *want* something like that to happen to my daughter. That would leave Tenchi all to yourself." Ayeka sighed. "I won't deny it. I care for Tenchi a great deal, and I don't want to see him with Ryoko. But I want to get him fairly. What my father did was wrong, and I don't want to see anyone hurt because of his behavior." Washu nodded. "Okay, I'll help....I don't know how, but I'll help." Ayeka sighed in relief. "Thank you, Ms. Washu." She saw the angered expression on Washu's face. "Little Washu." The expression softened. "How long until your parents get here?" Ayeka thought for a moment. "If they can get through the red tape quickly, and if they had the necessary escort ships already in the Jurai system," she did the calculations in her head. "About two days." "Two days," Washu mused. "We have to keep two extremely passionate, dangerous, volatile women from killing each other for two days." She thought for a moment. "If we can keep the truth from Ryoko, we should be okay. If we can't..." she didn't finish. "What if we just came out and told her?" Ayeka asked, already knowing the answer. "Then Ryoko will just know all the sooner, and challenge Koriya now. It won't help any." Washu's eyes suddenly went wide in alarm. "Dear God!" she cried turning to Ayeka. "Where's Mihoshi?! All she has to do is open her mouth and we're dead!" Ayeka calmed the scientist down. "We sent her to keep Yosho company up at the shrine. Tenchi is on his way there to keep an eye on her. You have to keep an eye on Ryoko while I keep Koriya busy." "What should we tell Sasami?" "Nothing unless absolutely necessary." Washu nodded. "Well," she said with a sigh, "It's been getting a little routine around here, anyway." Ayeka figured the best thing to do right now was to introduce Koriya and Ryoko. This way, it wouldn't seem to Ryoko that they were trying to hide anything. She left Washu's lab with the intention of finding the two of them and getting the arguments, snide comments, and harmless fights out of the way. What she found when she entered the living room astonished her. Ryoko, Koriya, and Sasami were sitting at the dining room table drinking tea. Ryoko and Koriya were deep in conversation while Sasami listened intently. What surprised Ayeka even more was the fact that they weren't yelling or insulting one another. They were even.....smiling. Koriya looked up and noticed her. "Oh, Ayeka. Please join us. I was just getting acquainted with Most Honored Ryoko." "Well," Washu commented, just as surprised as Ayeka, "You two seem to be getting along all right." Ryoko nodded. "Yeah, I've always gotten along well with Danitans." Washu blinked. "When did you ever know any Danitans?" "When I fought in the Porsea Wars." Koriya's eyes went wide. "*You* fought in the Porsea Wars, Most Honored Ryoko?" she asked, her voice tinged with both awe and respect. The demon nodded. "Which side?" Ayeka asked suspisciously. Ryoko frowned. "*With* the Danitans." Washu blinked in puzzlement. "How did that happen?" Ryoko took a sip of tea. "It was back when I was working with Kagato. He fancied himself a 'collector,' of ancient artifacts. Usually, he would just steal what he wanted, but even *he* had enough brains not to take on the Danitans. Still, they had something he wanted, and the war was just getting started, so he traded ten years of my life in exchange for something called the 'Fertility Egg.'" Koriya nodded. "The Egg of the Goddess of Fertility. A most holy relic. You must be a warrior of great stature for our clan mothers to agree to such an arrangement." Ryoko grinned. "Well, I don't like to brag..." "Yes you do," Ayeka told her. Ryoko frowned again. "Where were you stationed?" Koriya asked her. "Well, Most Honored Koriya..." Ayeka blinked. She had never heard Ryoko use a title as anything but a sarcastic insult. "I was stationed a lot of different places. Let's see. There was Nec'ta, Doogado, Banipal..." "Banipal? My mother was stationed there." "Really? What unit?" "The Fifty-fourth. Light infantry." Ryoko beamed. "I knew some women in the Fifty-fourth." Ayeka listened in disbelief as the two women went back and forth. She wasn't expecting this at all. The conversation broke off when Nobuyuki came in from the kitchen. "Hey, where's Tenchi? He's neglecting our guest." Koriya turned her nose up at him. "And you are..." "Oh, I'm Nobuyuki. Tenchi's father." "Hmm," Koriya commented. Ryoko answered his question. "He said he had to go practice with Yosho." Koriya turned to her. "Practice? You mean Mos..er...Respected Tenchi is honing his combat skills?" "Yeah, he practices every day." Koriya beamed. "Then I..I mean...we should go and watch. Don't you agree Most Honored Ryoko?" Ryoko smiled. "Well, that's not a bad idea." She laughed. "As long as you're not planning on challenging him." Ayeka gasped. Koriya laughed. "No, of course not. Why would I do something like that?" She threw Ayeka a conspiratorial wink. Ayeka nearly collapsed from the stress. The group arrived at the shrine to see Tenchi and Yosho fencing with wooden boken. Mihoshi sat on the grass to one side and watched them. Ryoko made to go sit by Mihoshi, but Ayeka intervened, telling her they could get a better view of the practice on the other side of the two men. She shrugged and followed Ayeka. They watched as the two men fought, unaware of their new spectators. Koriya watched for a few minutes, then turned to Ayeka. "Ayeka, why are they fighting with sticks?" "Those are boken. It's what Earthers use to practice their fighting skills." Koriya blinked. "You mean they don't use naked blades?" "Oh, no. If there was an accident..." "Then there would be one less incompetent warrior in the family," Koriya finished. "Er...yes," Ayeka replied. She had learned long ago that there were some things that Koriya would simply not understand about other cultures. Ryoko had listened to the exchange with interest. "Hey, I just noticed something. Most Honored Koriya, why don't you address Ayeka with a title?" The two princesses shared a look and laughed. "Ayeka told me to stop when we were twelve," Koriya told her, smiling. "It just became too cumbersome for me to refer to her as 'Most Honored,' and for her to refer to me as, 'Honored Princess,' so we just dropped the whole thing." "How is it you two became friends, anyway?" Ryoko asked. "A Jurain princess and a Danitan warrior?" "Well," Ayeka explained, "When we were little, Koriya's mother was named the Danitan ambassador to Jurai. Koriya grew up with me in the palace. Most of the other dignitaries' children were afraid to be around either one of us, so we became friends." Ryoko nodded. Koriya was intent on Tenchi. "Check your stance!" she yelled. Tenchi was taken by surprise. "Huh?!" Yosho moved in and bashed him on the head with his boken. Koriya winced in sympathy. Ayeka folded her arms over her chest. "That's why they use wooden swords," "Yes, I see," she said in understanding. "Their warrior caste is different than ours. Less attentive." Yosho stood straighter as Tenchi rubbed his head. "Hello girls," he called out. "Most Respected Yosho," Koriya nodded in greeting. Yosho smiled "You seem to be an expert swordswoman, Koriya," he said, "Why don't you come out and spar with Tenchi." Everyone's head shot around in shock. "He might learn something." Ryoko growled. "Yeah, like when *not* to fight!" "Brother! Really! This isn't something to joke about!" Ayeka admonished him. "I was just kidding girls," Yosho told them. "Yeah," Mihoshi piped up, "After all, we already know that Tenchi would win." Ryoko looked at Mihoshi. Her eyes narrowed. "What do you mean by *that,* Mihoshi?" "Well, I.." "She just means that anyone who can defeat Kagato would be hard to beat!" Ayeka stepped in. "Isn't that what you meant, Mihoshi?" Mihoshi nodded enthusiastically. Tenchi heaved a sigh of relief. Tenchi had to practically drag himself to his room after dinner. Keeping Ryoko from finding out about Koriya was a nerve-racking experience. He couldn't count the number of times Mihoshi almost revealed what was happening. Luckily, Tenchi and Ayeka had managed to keep things under control Koriya had disappeared after dinner, and Ayeka had volunteered to keep an eye on Mihoshi. She insisted that Tenchi go ahead and get some sleep. Tenchi hadn't argued. Ayeka was still feeling very guilty about the whole situation. Tenchi had tried to tell her that he didn't blame her, but she didn't seem to believe it. She was intent on redeeming herself and her family in Tenchi's eyes. He silently shook his head. This was a side of Ayeka he had never seen before. It worried him. He hoped she would get some sleep. It was late. He was tired. It had been a very long day. He quickly shed his clothes and put on a T-shirt and shorts. He yawned and collapsed on his bed. He crawled under the covers and closed his eyes. They shot open a second later. He wasn't alone. Someone was moving around in the bed next to him. He felt two pert breasts poke into his back. He began to sweat. A slender, feminine hand snaked around from behind him. Well manicured fingers ran up and down his chest. "Oh, Tenchi," He screamed. Ryoko had been having a last drink downstairs when she heard it. Tenchi was screaming. "Tenchi!" She threw the bottle of sake aside and vanished. She saw the kitchen fade out before her. When the world reappeared, she was in Tenchi's bedroom. "Tenchi?!" He was standing next to his bed. He grabbed hold of his right foot and began to jump up and down on his left. Ryoko blinked at this dance. "Are you okay?" He laughed in embarassment. "Oh, Ryoko! Sorry to worry you! I...uh...stubbed my toe. Sorry." Ryoko sighed in relief. "Tenchi, you scared me." "Er..yeah. Sorry. Really, I am." "I wish you'd let me stay in here when you sleep. I'd feel better knowing you were safe." "NO!" he said, more loudly than he knew he should've. "No," he said more softly. "Thanks Ryoko, but I'll be fine. I just stubbed my toe, you know? Heh, heh." "Well, okay. Good night, Tenchi." "Good night Ryoko. Thanks again." She turned and walked through the wall. Tenchi sighed in relief, let go of his foot, and sat down on the bed. Koriya, lying on the bed, concealed beneath the blanket, threw the covers off and sat up next to him. "Hmm," she remarked. "How rude, barging in like that." She leaned forward to kiss Tenchi. He screamed again. Ayeka sat at a table in Washu's lab, her head once again in her hands. Washu was typing away at her computer. Koriya was standing next to her, nonchalantly eating an apple. Tenchi was out of the house, taking Mihoshi with him. Sasami and Ryoko were in the living room watching TV. "Kind of jumping the gun, weren't we?" Washu asked Koriya as she typed. "After all, you just met him." Koriya shrugged. "Why wait? We *are* engaged, after all." "Still, what's the hurry?" Koriya turned to her. "You don't understand, Most Honored Professor Washu," "*Little* Washu," Washu corrected her. Koriya blinked. "As you wish. Most Honored Little Washu, you must understand that after a Danitan woman is defeated, her mind and body undergo certain psychological and physiological changes." "Changes?" Washu asked quizzically. From her seat across the table, Ayeka spoke up. "It quadruples their sex drive," she announced deadpan. Washu's eyes went wide. Koriya grinned. "Sometimes more," she boasted. Washu whistled in respectful awe. Ayeka stood up and faced Koriya. "Koriya, I must insist that you refrain from making such advances with Tenchi." Koriya blinked. Her face turned harsh. "Now see here," she began. "Tenchi is *my* fiance, therefore *I* make the decisions for him." She stood eye to eye with Ayeka now. "And I think it's perfectly reasonable for an engaged couple to make love." "Koriya! Tenchi isn't a Danitan male! Earth men don't move half as fast!" She shook her head. "Believe me, I know!" "Ayeka," Koriya started dangerously, "We've been friends for a long time, and I've agreed to keep my engagement a secret from Most Honored Ryoko, but in private I will not pretend that Most Loved Tenchi is not my fiance!" She frowned down at the Jurain princess. "If I didn't know better, Ayeka, I would say that you had your eye on Most Loved Tenchi yourself." "And what if I did, Koriya?" Ayeka asked her, her tone low and threatening. "I've known him for more than a year. You hadn't even laid eyes on him this time yesterday. What if I *did* have my eye on him?" She saw Koriya blink in astonishment that she would say such a thing. Ayeka pressed her attack. "You didn't even *consider* the idea that maybe Tenchi was spoken for! You didn't even consider the idea that maybe *he* is the reason why I stay in this primitive backwater!" Koriya took another step forward. The two princesses were less than an inch apart. "Because you *are* my friend, Ayeka, I'm going to give you fair warning. Stay away from Most Loved Tenchi. Otherwise, I will be forced to treat you as any other rival." Ayeka growled. Washu stepped between them, separating them. "All right girls! That's enough!" She interposed herself between them, trying not to think of the fact that being in the middle of a crossfire would not be a good idea if the two women decided to go at it in earnest. "Ayeka, your parents will arrive here either today or tomorrow. I trust that both of you will agree to whatever they decide?" Ayeka nodded. Washu turned to see Koriya pause, but eventually, she nodded curtly. "Good. Now, you two are supposed to be friends. Are you going to let a man get in the way of that friendship?" "For Tenchi? Of course!" Ayeka said firmly. "Damn straight!" Koriya added. Washu heaved an exasperated sigh. She hoped Ayeka's parents got here soon. Mihoshi pulled another carrot out of the ground and tossed it into the basket. She stood and wiped the sweat from her brow. She turned to see Tenchi pulling carrots not too far away and walked over to him, smiling. "So, Tenchi, are you going to invite me to the wedding?" Tenchi's back stiffened. "For the last time, Mihoshi, I..." he sighed in defeat. "Yeah, sure, why not?" "That's great! Oh! I should get you and Koriya a gift!" She made to run back to the house. "Mihoshi!" He searched desperately for something to say. If Mihoshi went running into the house and someone asked her where she was going and why... "Um...we should really finish this first. Don't you think?" Mihoshi blinked and gave him a brisk salute. "Sure! No problem!" She merrily hummed a tune as she resumed pulling carrots. Tenchi sighed in relief and threw another carrot into the bin. Turning back to work, he didn't notice Ryo-Ohki toss the remains of an eaten carrot out of the wicker basket. Ayeka opened the door to her room and stepped inside with a sigh. Things were *not* going well. She leaned against the door and closed her eyes, desperately wracking her brain for a way out of this mess. There had to be *some* way to break the engagement without inciting a war. She opened her eyes to find two yellow, feline eyes staring back into them. Startled, she gasped. Ryoko's left hand shot out and grasped Ayeka's throat, shoving her back into the door. The right hand formed a light sword. The space pirate brought the tip of the red blade within an inch of the princess' right eye. Ayeka was so shocked, she couldn't summon enough concentration to form a force field for a counter attack. "Ryoko!" "Shut up!" the demon hissed harshly. "Just shut up, Ayeka! *I'm* asking the questions here!" Her eyes narrowed. "Now, you're going to tell me how you managed to trick Tenchi into dueling Koriya. Then, you're going to tell me why I shouldn't cut you into pieces." Ayeka's mouth opened and closed in shock. "How...how did you..." "I looked into Ryo-Ohki's memory," she hissed. "Tenchi should be more careful about what he says while he pulls carrots. Now, talk," the light sword dropped a few inches until it was at her throat. "Or I'll cut you a new smile." Ayeka realized she was trapped. Her shoulders slumped, and she sighed. "Ryoko, listen, by the time I found out Koriya was even on Earth, she'd already met Tenchi and picked a fight with him. I was too late." She hung her head in dejection. "Tenchi had already used the Light Hawk Wings to beat her." Ryoko's sword didn't waver as Ayeka continued. "Do you really think I would trick Tenchi into getting engaged to another woman? My father *arranged* it. He knew Koriya would pick a fight with Tenchi, and he sent him to meet her ship. I didn't know she was coming. Mother and Aunt Funaho are on their way. They're going to try to find a diplomatic way to anull the engagement." "So, why did you hide it from me?" Ayeka sighed again. "Because Tenchi and I both knew you'd challenge Koriya. If you lost, you'd die, and Tenchi didn't want that. If you won, Koriya's family would declare a blood feud and hunt you like an animal until the day you died. Either way, you'd lose." Ryoko was motionless for a second. Then, the sword lowered and disappeared. Ryoko let the princess go. She stared at Ayeka for a hard second. Then, "Okay, we're going to solve this problem rationally," Ryoko told her, trying to contain the absolute rage she felt. "I'm going to go downstairs and find Koriya," she said, "And then, I'm going to murder her." "Ryoko! No!" Ayeka reached out and grabbed the demon by the shoulders. "Listen to me. The reason Tenchi agreed not to tell you was because he didn't want you to get hurt, and if Koriya's family did declare a feud on you, they would never stop, they would never give up," she paused, "Not until you were dead. Please Ryoko, *Please!* Let my parents handle it." Ryoko didn't look convinced. Ayeka tried a different strategy. "Ryoko, Tenchi..." she struggled, "Cares for you. And so do I...after a fashion. It would...trouble me...to see you killed." Ryoko blinked. She brought up another point. "Your parents are the ones who tricked Tenchi in the first place. What makes you think they'll really help anull the engagement?" "My father set it up," Ayeka corrected. "When Mother heard about it, she went crazy. They'll be here either today or tomorrow." Ryoko took a step back. "Okay," she relented, "What do we do until then?" Ayeka took a relieved breath. "We wait. Washu is researching Danitan law. Aside from that, there's nothing we can do." A thought occurred to Ayeka as she remembered something Koriya had said earlier when Ayeka and Tenchi told her Ryoko would kill her. Ayeka bit her lip. "You can't tell Koriya you know." Ryoko looked at her as if she were mad. "Look, Ayeka, you might be afraid of this bitch, but you've got another thing coming if you think..." "It's for your own good. Koriya will see you as a rival if she found out you knew. *She* might challenge *you.*" Ryoko blinked as she thought on this. "You can't tell her." Ryoko swore. "Fine, I'll stay quiet, but only because Tenchi wants me to." She took a step towards the princess. "If your plan doesn't work, Ayeka, I'll..." "Ryoko, if Tenchi is forced to marry Koriya, *you* won't have to do anything. I will not allow this dishonor to be complete. If that means *I* have to challenge Koriya...I will." Ryoko regarded her, this time with genuine respect. "All right, Ayeka. I'll hold you to that." Ayeka nodded. Ryoko wouldn't have to hold her to it. She meant what she said. Every bit of it. Ayeka's parents arrived later that day. Misaki greeted everyone in her usual way, by crushing the life out of them. Funaho was more subdued with her greetings. Azusa said nothing, and the two Queens seemed to be snubbing him. They decided to get right down to business. Sitting around the dining room table, everyone, including Sasami, who had finally been let in on the situation, listened as Funaho broke the bad news. "I'm sorry, Ayeka," she told the young princess. "But under our treaty with Danitan, there's nothing we can do now that the engagement has been proclaimed official. I tried talking with Koriya's mother, the clan mother for her family, and I even took a crack at their chief priestess. They all said the same thing. That breaking Danitan tradition was unacceptable. They all seemed rather insulted by the idea. They seemed to think that we thought Koriya unworthy of Tenchi, and you know how quick the Danitan are to take offense." Ayeka sighed. "Then there's nothing we can do?" "I'm afraid not." Misaki seemed on the verge of tears, but held them back as she turned to Azusa. "It's going to be a *long* time before I forgive you for this one," she told him point blank. "Actually, Your Highness, there is something Ayeka can do." They all looked to the end of the table where Washu was sipping a cup of tea. "I've reviewed Danitan law and have found that as Koriya's Escort of Honor, Ayeka can invoke a..." "NO!" Misaki shot to her feet. "Don't say another word, or I swear by all that is holy that I'll have you executed on the spot!" They all looked up in shock at the Queen's reaction. Ayeka stared her down. "I will not allow this dishonor to continue," she told her mother flat out. Koriya's face pinched at the insult. "Washu, tell me." Washu hesitated a second before going on. "You can invoke a Danitan Ze'tan." Koriya's eyes went wide. "Surely you're joking?" she asked. "The Danitan Ze'tan is a very extreme measure designed to defend the honor of our entire civilization." "What is it?" Ayeka asked. She had never heard of it. To her surprise, it was Ryoko who answered her. "It's an honor challenge," she said, "As her Escort of Honor, it is your duty to protect *her* honor. If you believe that Tenchi is unworthy, or that the marriage is mismatched, you can challenge Koriya. If you win, the engagement is anulled." Ayeka turned on her parents. "And you weren't going to tell me this!? Why?!" Misaki began to cry. Funaho answered her question. "Because at the end of a typical Danitan Ze'tan, one woman or the other is dead." "What about you, Ryoko?" Ayeka asked. "Why didn't you just tell me this from the beginning?" Ryoko turned to her angrily, "Because no one thought to tell me you were her Escort of Honor," she bit out. "I was out of the loop, remember?" Ayeka was silent. Koriya saw what she was thinking. "Don't Ayeka," she told her flat out. "You wouldn't stand a chance. Force fields and other powers are forbidden. You'd be dead in seconds." Tenchi's eyes went wide. "You'd kill your best friend?" he asked in shock. "Yes," Koriya told him plainly. "She was warned." Ayeka thought for a moment, then stood up. "As Koriya's Escort of Honor, I am hereby invoking the Danitan Ze'tan." Misaki burst into tears. Azusa bolted upright from his chair. "You can't! I won't allow it!" "It is no longer your decision, Father. Our treaty acknowledges Danitan marriage practices. You told me that yourself, remember?" "*I* won't allow it." She turned to Tenchi in shock. "I'm not going to let you throw your life away, Ayeka." He took a breath. "I'll marry Koriya." Koriya beamed at him. Ayeka smiled at him. "Oh, Tenchi," she said. "I'm so touched by your concern for me." She reached out and took his hand. "You have no idea what that means to me." He smiled at her. "It's just a lucky thing that your opinion has no basis on this whatsoever," she told him. He face faulted. "What!?" "It's true," she told him. "Men have no say in Danitan affairs, so your opinion means nothing here." "Now wait just a minute." "She is quite correct Most Loved Tenchi," Koriya told him. "Besides, you shouldn't worry yourself over something like this. This is a thing for women to worry about." "I can't just let you two fight to the death over something as stupid as this!" he shouted. "I'll be the first to admit that I don't know the first thing about Danitan law, but I do know that we *aren't* on Danitan! Your rules don't apply here!" Koriya went pale. "Most Loved Tenchi...are you saying that you are refusing to marry me?" Tenchi opened his mouth to say "yes," but before he could get the word out, Ryoko had grabbed him and dematerialized with him, the two of them reappearing on the roof of the house. Tenchi turned to her in shock. "Ryoko!" He stopped as he saw the tears in her eyes. "Tenchi," she took a breath before going on. "I want you to promise that you won't refuse to marry Koriya." "WHAT!?" This was the last thing he expected to hear from Ryoko. "Tenchi, if Ayeka or I challenge her, the only ones to suffer would be us. If you refuse to marry her, that's grounds for a blood feud. Her family would kill you, Nobuyuki, Yosho, Sasami, Ayeka, Misaki, Funaho, and as many other relatives as you have." She stopped to take a grief-stricken breath. "Even little Taro would be butchered in the name of preserving Danitan honor. I could live knowing you were married to Koriya, I couldn't knowing you were dead." She took a step towards him. "You are everything to me," she told him. "And I know you're everything to Ayeka. Please, Tenchi. *Please!* Let us handle this." Tenchi stood there in shock for a full minute before nodding slowly. "Promise me," Ryoko said. "I promise." When the two of them rematerialized in the dining room, they were met with worried stares. Koriya glomped onto Tenchi, and, for his own good, Ryoko didn't say a word. "Washu has explained the rules of the Danitan Ze'tan to me," Ayeka told them. "And I am going through with it." She addressed Ryoko. "Ryoko, both Koriya and I agree that you would be the ideal choice to oversee the contest." "Me?" Ayeka and Koriya both nodded. Ryoko looked down at her feet, but nodded in the affirmative. "Very well," Koriya told them. "Most Honored Little Washu tells me she needs two hours to prepare. We will meet out front at that time." Without another word, she stood up and left. Washu and Ryoko left together to create a proper arena. Those who remained didn't say a word. Misaki and Funaho shot Azusa nasty looks, and for the first time, the King looked guilty for what he had done. Tenchi took Ayeka aside. "Ayeka, please, don't do this." Ayeka looked directly into his eyes. "Tenchi, I told you I would do whatever it takes to erase the stain of dishonor my father had caused. This is what it will take." He took her by the shoulders and looked at her. "Ayeka, if you die, I will *never* forgive you." She cracked a smile. "I'll try not to disappoint you." "Ayeka, I don't think you could ever disappoint me." She looked into his eyes. "Tenchi, when this is over, I want to talk to you...alone. There are...things...I want to tell you. But just in case I can't, just in case Koriya kills me...I...I want you to know...I..." "Ayeka, I know." She gasped and gazed at his face. This time, she didn't see indifference there, but love. "Come back alive, and we'll talk," he told her. "I promise, I'll tell you what....what I should have...what I wanted to, but couldn't." As he said the words, he found he truly meant them. Ayeka *was* going to make it, and he *was* going tell her he loved her. Once the decision was made, he suddenly felt more at ease. She nodded. Tenchi turned and left, walking right out the front door. Ayeka took a nervous breath. Funaho and Misaki appeared behind her. "It appears that you have something else to fight for, Ayeka," Fuanho commented. "OH! MY LITTLE GIRL IS ALL GROWN UP!" Misaki screeched as she enveloped Ayeka in a bear hug known to make bears run in fear. "Mother! Please! I have other things to worry about right now!" Tenchi found Koriya sitting on the shore of the lake, gazing out into nothingness. She didn't notice him until he spoke up. "Can I sit here?" She looked up at him with sad, bloodshot eyes. She had been crying. "Of course, Most Loved Tenchi. Please." He sat next to her and joined her looking out at the water. It was getting late in the day, and the sun was beginning to go down over the lake, the water was awash with reds and oranges. They sat their for a few minutes before Koriya spoke. "I didn't think it would be this way," she told him. "What?" "My engagement. I always had a picture of it in my mind. Coming across a handsome prince, listening as he delivered a flowery but firm challenge. I would fight bitterly, of course, but in the end, he would overpower me. We would be so happy for the rest of our lives." She took a breath. "Now, here I am, about to kill my best friend." "You don't have to," Tenchi told her. "Yes I do, Most Loved Tenchi." She faced him. "I am the greatest swordswoman on Danitan," she told him straight out. "Not even my own mother could best me. Never before have I been defeated. Do you know what that means, Most Loved Tenchi?" He shook his head. "It means being alone. It means never finding anyone who could ever defeat me. It means spending the rest of my life watching my sisters and nieces and cousins growing up, being defeated, and getting married. It means watching them have children. It means seeing the proud looks on their faces when their daughters first pick up a lightsword. And it means watching them alone for no other reason than that I was cursed with skill." For the first time, Tenchi felt pity for her. "I'm sorry. I didn't know." "Am I really so undesirable, Most Loved Tenchi?" "No, of course not." "Then why fight so hard to be rid of me?" she asked him with tears in her eyes. Tenchi sighed. "It's a difference in cultures, Koriya. On Earth, marriages are based on trust and mutual respect, not skill with a sword." "You would have respect, Most Loved Tenchi," she said, pleading with him. "You would be the husband of Koriya Trinidan Restoya'tal, the only person ever to defeat her! The other males at the royal court would pale next to you!" She took his hands in her own. "Most Loved Tenchi, you would be revered for your power and skill! You would bring to our race a power that has never been seen before! Our daughters could rule the galaxy!" A tear ran down her cheek. "Please! I beg of you, ask Most Honored Ayeka to drop the Danitan Ze'tan! Please!" "Koriya, I *did* ask, but not for your sake." Koriya seemed on the verge of tears. "I will marry you, if that's what is decided, but I don't love you." "You would learn, Most Loved Tenchi. We Danitan are taught that love is something that develops *after* marriage. But in this case..." She couldn't go on. Tenchi felt he should say something. "I'm sorry that this misunderstanding happened." "I am not," she told him firmly. "How else would I have found a man such as you?" "You would have found someone eventually," "No," she told him squarely. "Were it not for my surprise at seeing the Light Hawk Wings, I would've killed you. I have always been alone, and if Ayeka wins the Danitan Ze'tan, I will continue to be alone." "I'm sorry, Koriya. I really am." She looked at him and smiled wanly. "You're a nice boy, Most Loved Tenchi." He gulped visibly. "Uh..thank you." "The Danitan Ze'tan has not yet occurred. For the next two hours, you are still *my* fiance." "Uh..." Suddenly, she was on him, kissing him passinately. Caught by surprise, Tenchi was knocked to the ground, Koriya landing on top of him. Two hours passed. Everyone at the house gathered in the front yard to see what Washu had cooked up for a proper Danitan Ze'tan. It was essentially a large circle in the ground, about forty feet in diameter. Ten foot glass poles were staked into the ground all along the circumference at six feet intervals for a total of twenty one poles. Ayeka appeared in her Jurain battle outfit and angular warpaint. Her face held a look of grim determination. Koriya appeared at the other side of the circle, she discarded her cloak, but otherwise, her clothing was the same. Ryoko appeared in the center of the circle holding two long staffs with metal globes the size of baseballs on either end. Sitting next to Washu in the makeshift stands on the edge of the circle, Tenchi asked a question that had been bothering him. "Washu, why did Koriya agree to let Ryoko referee this thing? Wouldn't she be biased against Koriya?" Washu shook her head. "Under Danitan law, whoever wins this fight can do with you as they will. If Ayeka wins, she could turn right around and order you to marry *her*, and the Danitans would have to accept and support that decision. That in itself will be enough to make Ryoko play fair." They watched as Ryoko handed the staffs to the two women. "What are those?" Tenchi asked. "I figured they'd use lightswords." Once again, Washu shook her head. "Lightswords are a Jurain weapon the Danitan adopted. For their rituals, they use weapons native to Danitan." "So what are they?" "Pressure pikes." "Huh?" She pointed out at the ring. "See those globes at the end of the staffs?" He nodded. "Those displace the air flow around them. The staff doesn't *have* to strike a person to inflict damage. The air pressure created by the magnetic field around the pike's edge will do more than enough damage. In the hands of an expert, they're lethal." Sitting on the other side of Washu, Misaki began to bite her nails. Funaho threw Azusa a withering look. Mihoshi cheered for Ayeka. Sasami looked on in fear, and Yosho... Yosho looked troubled. That frightened Tenchi most of all. Conversation died as Ryoko began to speak to the two women. "The rules of the Danitan Ze'tan have been explained to you both. The use of Jurain forcefields or powers other than those of strength, speed, skill, and agility are expressly forbidden, and use of such will result in disqualification." They had never heard Ryoko speak so formally. "Under the code of the Danitan Ze'tan, this is your last chance to withdraw with honor." She waited. Neither of the women budged or spoke a word. "All right, From this point on, I cannot interfere unless a rule is violated or one of you surrenders. Remember, death counts as surrender here." She floated into the air. "FIGHT!" There was a loud hum as the pikes came to life. The glass poles around the arena glowed and the air between them crackled as forcefields came to life. Ayeka and Koriya adopted defensive positions. They circled each other, looking for proper openings. Ayeka could hear the steady "whoosh" of air coming from the ends of Koriya's pike. Suddenly, the Danitan struck! Ayeka brought the pike up to turn the blow and just managed to block it, but Koriya wasn't finished. She twisted her body, bring the other end of the pike around. One of the globes came within a foot of Ayeka's stomach. Ayeka was thrown back as if kicked by a mule. She struck the forcefield at the edge of the arena with a cry and fell to the ground. She kept hold of her staff. Ayeka stood up and fought back the reflex to summon her power logs. Her powers would be of no help here. Koriya was waiting for her to stand up, not attacking until she was ready. Ayeka wasn't quite an expert on Danitan war culture, but she recognized the insult. "Don't hold back on my account, Koriya," Ayeka hissed. Koriya looked unsure. "Don't do this, Ayeka. You can still back out. You're not Danitan. No one would think less of you." "*I* would!" Ayeka cried and charged. She brought the pike around, the metal globe whooshed over Koriya's head as the warrior woman ducked beneath it. She lashed out with her own pike, catching Ayeka in the chest. Once again, Ayeka flew back and struck the force field. Ayeka struggled to her knees, gasping for breath. Koriya stood over her. "Ayeka, please. Think about it. You're powerful yes, but you can't beat me in an arena like this." Ayeka lashed out with the pike. Koriya was taken by surprise, the end of the pike striking her just below the chin. With a cry, she flew back against the force field. She got to her feet just as Ayeka was. She regarded her friend with a tad more respect now. "All right, Ayeka," she said. "No more velvet glove." She charged. Ayeka managed to turn the first blow, but Koriya followed up with a shot to the chest with the handle of her staff. She then brought it up into Ayeka's face, knocking her to the ground. As she brought the pike up for another blow, Ayeka rolled out of the way. The end touched the ground, the air pressure throwing up a storm of dirt and debris. Sitting behind Tenchi, Nobuyuki whistled in awe. "You know, this is kind of like that episode of Star Trek where Kirk and Spock were forced to fight to the death." Misaki turned to him angrily. "Do you mind?! Some of us are trying to watch the fight!" She resumed biting her nails. Koriya kept attacking, Ayeka kept rolling out of the way. Finally, Ayeka struck back, slamming her pike into the back of Koriya's knee. With a cry, Koriya fell to one knee and brought her pike around to block Ayeka's follow up attack. The two rolled away from one another and got to their feet. In the stands, Misaki grabbed hold of the front of Tenchi's shrine tunic and pulled him face to face with her. "If she wins this," she growled, "You had better damn well marry her!" "I tried to get them to stop!" Tenchi retorted. "What do you want from me!?" They turned back to the battle as Koriya landed a blow to the side of Ayeka's head. Ayeka fell to one knee, blood seeped from the cut just below her temple. She brought the pike up to counterattack, but Koriya beat her to it, slamming the end of her pike against Ayeka's chest. Ayeka was shoved to the ground by the air current and slid fifteen feet, coming to a stop next to one of the light poles on the far end of the arena. Ayeka managed to get to a kneeling position, but fell back to the ground. Koriya stood over her. "Please, Ayeka!" she begged. "You're my friend! I don't want to do this!" Ayeka took a few deep breaths, trying to get the air back into her lungs. "Then....surrender..." she wheezed. Koriya blinked and brought the staff up over her head. "Last chance, Ayeka." "No." "Please," "I said, 'no,' Koriya, and I meant it." Koriya looked down at her friend. "You'd really die for him?" Ayeka looked into her friend's eyes and whispered, "Without hesitation." "You always were stubborn." Koriya brought the staff down. On the other side of the arena, the others watched as Koriya struck the death blow. There was a small explosion, and a cloud of dust and debris shot into the air, engulfing the two women. "AYEKA!" Tenchi cried. Sasami buried her head in her hands and began to cry. Misaki wept openly, clutching Funaho, whose own eyes were wet with tears. Azusa fell to his knees. Though no one was sure, they thought they heard him whisper, "What have I done?" Tenchi had closed his eyes in pain and grief, however, when he opened them, he saw that the dust cloud had dispersed. He gasped. Koriya was standing over Ayeka, who was looking up at her in shock. Koriya's pike was buried two feet into the ground, only inches from Ayeka's head. She released the pike, letting it stand on its own and took a step back. She fought back a sob as she declared. "The House of Restoya'tal..." she closed her eyes in pain, "...surrenders." Everyone gasped in shock. "I cannot defeat Ayeka, therefore I am...relinquishing Most Lov...Most Respected Tenchi to her care." She turned away from her friend and whispered. "This Danitan Ze'tan is over." The light poles went dark as the force fields switched off. Koriya walked out of the arena with her head held high until she was outside, then ran into the forest nearby. Everyone rushed to Ayeka, who was stuggling to get to her feet. Washu managed to get there first and waved them all back. "Everyone get back! Give her some air, dammit!" Washu removed a device from her pocket and began scanning her with it. "Two broken ribs, three bruised ones, possible skull fracture, maybe a concussion." She stood up. "You got off lucky." Misaki couldn't be held back any longer, and she rushed to Ayeka, enveloping her in another bear hug. (Bears all over the continent ran in fear.) Ayeka cried out in pain. Misaki, suddenly remembering Ayeka's injuries released her as if her daughter had suddenly burst into flames. "OH, I'M SO SORRY, AYEKA! MOMMY DIDN'T MEAN IT!" Funaho stepped forward. "We're proud of you, Ayeka." Misaki nodded, grinning. Even Azusa smiled. "Of course, if you ever do something so stupid again, we'll ground you for six centuries." "I got a cave you can use," Ryoko piped up. "Oh, be quiet, you demon," Ayeka muttered, but without heat. "Ayeka," She turned to Tenchi. Ayeka took a step toward him. There was so much she wanted to say to him, so much she had promised to say. So much *he* had promised to say to her. However, now that the time was here, all she could do was collapse into his arms, completely exhausted. Koriya leaned against the tree, Funaho, and sighed. She heard footsteps behind her and turned. Ayeka, now in her kimono, stood there. The only sign that she had been fighting for her life only an hour before was the bandage on the left side of her head. "Koriya?" "Hello Ayeka." The Danitan continued to stare out into the pond. Ayeka took another step forward. "Koriya, I want you to know that I didn't do what I did because you're not my friend. I did it..." "For him," Koriya finished. "I know, Ayeka, I know." Koriya turned to her. "You have a good male, Ayeka." Ayeka blushed slightly. "I know." "He's kind, gentle, sweet..." Ayeka listened in approval as Koriya listed Tenchi's best qualities. "...and he's a great kisser." Ayeka's eyes went wide. "WHAT?! How did you..." She saw Koriya smiling at her discomfiture. Ayeka paled. "You didn't," she gasped. "Come on, Ayeka, you gotta give me *something*." "Those two hours," Ayeka whispered. "You didn't...I mean, you and he weren't...He wouldn't have...." Koriya sighed. "No, Ayeka. I wanted to, but Most Lo..er Respected Tenchi is a little shy. Besides, I know I wasn't the one he *wanted.* I tried to fool myself before, but now I know." She took a step towards her. "Take good care of him, Ayeka. For me." Ayeka nodded solemnly. "I will." Koriya started to walk away. "Where are you going?" Koriya turned back to her. "I'm leaving Ayeka. I think I've caused enough trouble." "Please don't, Koriya. Stay for awhile." "I don't..." "You know, my brother is single," Koriya paused mid-step, "And he's improved his skills considerably in seven hundred years." Koriya seemed to think on this. "He's a little old," she mused. "Since when has age ever been a factor?" Ayeka asked her with a smile. "Remember when you challenged that guardsman when we were ten." Koriya giggled. "I remember the look on his face. I was sure he was going to die!" Ayeka laughed. "Please stay, Koriya. There's no hard feelings about this. Tenchi doesn't think less of you and neither does anyone else. Well, maybe Ryoko, but I try not to care what she thinks." Koriya seemed unsure. "We *haven't* had that much time to spend together, have we?" "You're my best friend, Koriya. You'll always be my best friend. Please stay." Koriya turned to her and nodded. "Very well, Ayeka. I'll stay for a few days." Ayeka brightened. "But right now, I think I should go to the house. I think *he* wants to talk to you." She nodded to the forest's edge. "Huh?" Ayeka turned to see Tenchi standing there. "Tenchi?" Koriya smiled. "I'll see you two later." She walked away leaving the two of them alone. Tenchi approached her. "I didn't mean to interrupt." "It's quite all right, Tenchi." He stood toe to toe with her now. "Ayeka, I think you wanted to tell me something." "Uh..." Words failed her. At the time, she had been ready to pour her heart out to him, believing that she'd never get a second chance. Now... "Tenchi, I...I..." "Then let me tell you something," he said. He leaned forward and kissed her. Shocked, Ayeka could do nothing but stand there and enjoy the moment. Tenchi's arms wrapped around her. she thought to herself in glee. When there lips finally parted, Tenchi whispered, "I almost lost you, and I had never realized what you truly meant to me." She put her finger to his lips, silencing him. "That's over now." He smiled. "Washu tells me I belong to you, now." She smiled. "Oh, Tenchi," she whispered. "Whatever shall I do with you?" "There's plenty of time to find out." Author's Notes: I know, I know. It just reeks of Ranma and Shampoo. Well....so what?! They stole it from an old Star Trek episode or something like that. This was a response to Gensao's challenge, only I thought Ayeka should have to earn it. I'd like to thank Seaver for proofing this work. Thanks Seav. Send C&C (otherwise I'll never improve) to: Thomas "009" Doscher doscher009@hotmail.com