New Kids on the Block Part One of the Nicolae & Danoku Saga DICLAIMER: Me and Dan do not own Pioneer or the Tenchi Characters. WARNING: one incy ounce of lemon.you probably won't even notice it. You must be 13 or older to read this, but you're not going to listen to me, so enjoy! Tenchi awoke with a start.Ryoko was standing over him with a forefinger held to her lips. "Tenchi darling, there are two guys at the door, they would like to speak with you." She whispered in his ear. "Oh, okay. Thank you Ryoko." Tenchi said in a sleepy yawn as he stood up and left the room. The hardwood floor was cold on Tenchi's bare feet, this disturbed him, the floor was not usually this cold. Then he looked up where the ceiling should have been. He saw stars, satalites, birds, and a young man dressed in all black and a robe with a cowl draped over his shoulders. "Hey, sorry about the roof buddy, my partner is not the best of all the pilots. We kinda crashed here, over by the lake. My partner skimmed the top of your nice roof here, and well..." The stranger trailed off. "......." Tenchi said with his mouth hanging open. Tenchi thought. They heard a door creak and out came Washu, sleep still in her eyes. " i don't know how he got here but who's is that cute guy in the bathroom?" "Oh, that must be Nicolae, he probably pissed his pants from the crash we had.it happens alot and sometimes its a real problem for him ." The tall darkly clad man said with a grin that made Washu's heart melt. "Oh my," Washu said blushing. She then preceeded to the back of the house to investigate the young man in the bathroom. The man on the top of the jumped down from the roof and landed in a crouch position in front of Tenchi. "Hi, my name is Danoku," the man said pulling down the concealing hood of his robe revealing a lightly sun tanned face with the darkest eyes Tenchi had ever seen and a mass of wavy brown hair. "I'm Tenchi." Said the shorter man, extending his hand for handshake, the darkly clad man shook Tenchi's hand with such strength that he almost yelped! "AAAHHH!" Screamed Ayeka when she saw the stranger in front of Tenchi. She lunged in front of her love and preceeded to beat the stranger over his head with her pillow. "Ow...Stop...It...You...Stupid...Woman...!" The assaulted man yelled. Ayeka paused to get a good look at the man. "Tenchi, who is this poor excuse for a man?" Ayeka demanded pointing at the new person. "This is Danoku, Ayeka. He and his friend are here to stay for awhile." Tenchi replied. "Uh...We are?" Said the dark man with a big sweat drop on his head. "Yes, you both can stay with us for as long as you like." Said Tenchi. Tenchi thought with relief. "Okay, thank you!" Danoku said. "Nicolae, we are staying here for awhile!" Yelled the bruised man to his companion.Out of the bathroom step a man with light brown hair brown eyes and a wierd uniform which consisted of a pair of kahkes, A shirt with a picture of their ships logo(which was a big smiley face with a cigar in its mouth) and some goggles ,which rested on his forehead below his spikt hair. "Tight!oh... but i have a question, who's that pink haired girl, she wanted some sort of sample some from me but i pushed her out and locked the door" Nicolae stated. "oh , said Tenchi, " that must be Little Washu" ". Oh , said Nicolae ," she's pretty Hot." Dan thought as he looked towards the kitchen. There was the best smell coming from within that room. Tenchi followed his gaze, "That is Sasami, she is probably making breakfast, she is a very good cook, her tea is excellent, you should try some. As he said that, young girl, about the age of 9 stepped out of the kitchen carrying a tray of tea and rice crackers. "Danoku, this is Sasami, Sasami, meet Danoku." Tenchi said motioning to Danoku, then to sasami. The blue-haired young girl gave a shy smile and offered the tall, dark man some of her famous tea and a few fresh crackers Danoku accepted them with a thanks and a smile that made the girl blush and turn her face. Tenchi just looked on in shock as the two shot glances at each other. "I thought i heard some people at the door.I should get back to breakfast." as she went into the kitchen. " " I am sure you are tired, you can sleep on the couch if you like-" Tenchi was cut off by Kyone and Mihoshi walking into the room and halting at the sight of the Danoku, who just looked the other way. "Wow, you must be Danoku, Nicolae told us all about you. You sound really nice!" The blonde said in a loud voice. The blue-haired woman stood there giving Mihoshi a dirty look. "Hi, my name is Kyone, this is Mihoshi." Kioni said extending her hand in an offer to shake hands with the handsome man. "You may call me Dan, it is my pleasure to meet you Kyone and Mihoshi." He said in a flat toneless voice, he declined the offer of the handshake with a glance toward Kyone's outstreched hand. Thought Kyone. Later, as Tenchi was showing his new friends around the shrine, a little discussion was taking place in the Masaki living room. "I don't see why we must keep keep these heathens here" argued Ayeka, " That one ...Uh Nicolae! He is almost as bad as you Ryoko!did you see how he grabbed by ass!uh...I mean behind! "Hah little innocent princess said a bad word. are you really so innocent.And besides , you know you want him. Then i'll have Tenchi all for myself!" Ryoko said.then laughed hysterically. "THAT IS ENOUGH DEMON!!!!, AZAKA, KAMADAKE , GET RID OF THIS MONSTER!!" "Yes princess" They replied as they tried to fight Ryoko along with Ayeka. "I personally think its great that Tenchi can have some nice boys his age". Nobuyuki stated as the cat-fight of the universe was going on behind him, "Yeah they're really nice "Mihoshi said as she shoved 3 pieces of Sasami's Fried shrimp into her mouth(or as i like to call it... an endless pit). " Don't eat so much at one time Mihoshi " Kyone said, " you'll choke. as if on cue, Mihoshi started choking. "Crap" yelled Kyone as she rushed over to get the shrimp out of Mihoshi's throat. " This sure is nice of you to let us stay with you Tenchi", said Nicolae. "How could your dad stand all this commosion in one household"? "you know what"? replied Tenchi, "I have no clue". "Sorry about your roof again"Dan said. "Oh its fine", My dad can fix that in a second.",thought Tenchi. "hey Tenchi ", Nicolae asked, " How come Washu 's always gone. "Oh. she's always in her lab. it's below the stairs."Thanks Tenchi!" said Nick as he ran to the lab under the stairs. Thats part one for me and Dans first fanfic. e-mail me and give me some comments at BONES2476@aol.com. Part 2 will focus more on Dan, Mihoshi ,Sasami Ayeka and Kyone.