[Warhammer stomps onto the screen. Evidently po'ed at something.] WH: Alright. I have had it up to HERE…[holds hand above his head]… with all this crap. EVERY chance that Kiyone has a chance to be happy, any and all authors make her suffer just for the sake of story continuity. Save for the Magical Spoof Chase were Kiyone lost by TWO MEASLY VOTES TO UKYOU!!!! OF ALL PEOPLE!!!! [Growls like a rabid wolf and clenches his fists until they break.] OOOOOOUUUUUUCH!!!! Anyway… on with the fic on how things SHOULD be for Kiyone. Happiness A Tenchi Muyo-fic Written by Teknos Warhammer Kiyone ran with the plasma cannon in her arms. She turned around and fired several more rounds of energy at her pursuer. She was inside the base of the dark organization Shadow Star and it's leader Nova was within as well. After much hard work and because of one certain partner, her cover was blown. "But Kiyone, how can you be Nova? You're supposed to be a good guy!" Mihoshi whined, ducking for cover. Kiyone was in reality the leader of one of the most well run criminal syndicates in the Galaxy Police sector of space. The Shadow Star. Whose infamous and unknown leader that only went by the name of Nova. Now, the only person outside of the Shadow Star who knew what Nova really looked like was Mihoshi. Which caused Kiyone to fire several more rounds of plasma at her former partner. "It's easy Mihoshi. I needed something to get back at you and your bastard Grandpa! Being underneath your eyes was the perfect cover. Now, I am finally going to kill you for all the misery you caused me!" Kiyone increased the power on the gun and blasted the box Mihoshi hide behind into smithereens. Of course, Mihoshi was tossed away by the blast to the other side of the hallway. Where Mihoshi then took a hold of one of the machine gun lasers and decided to continue her job. Even though she didn't like it. She stood up and announced, "Kiyone Makibi. You are under arrest for grand theft, larceny, arson, and too many misdemeanors to count. Come out now and give yourself up." Her only response was several more volleys of plasma. Until Kiyone realized that her gun was out of juice. The only other weapon she had on her was an older Earth 'Spyder', an automatic machine hand-gun. As if it would do her any good. Also was the small blaster on her gauntlet, good for only a few shots. So, throwing the empty cannon at Mihoshi, she ran to the only avenue of escape possible. To the power levels of the station. Several minutes later, the door to the power plant of the station threw open and Kiyone ran though and onto the central platform. Mihoshi was still in pursuit, trying to remember which rights to read to her criminal. In the center of the platform, another floor hung above the steaming and glowing Ultra Energy Matter. The first of the two women yanked the door open and looked up to her pursuer. "I was always better Mihoshi. It's just that you always got the credit for it because of the Marshall and stuck you to me like a curse!" She jumped down the opening to the lower platform. Without thinking, Mihoshi jumped down and landed, yet she didn't see the person she pursued. She heard a click behind her and turned around quickly to see Kiyone holding the hand blaster at point blank. Yet, while Mihoshi turned the long barrel of her weapon knocked the gun out of her hand. Kiyone's face was a mixture of pure shock and rage. "IT! IS! NOT! FAIR! YOU ALWAYS GET OUT OF THINGS AND I GET ALL THE CRAP OF THE DEAL!" she screamed and fell on her knees. Mihoshi couldn't help but feel sympathy for her friend, turned foe. "Kiyone. You're under arrest. Please come quietly." She said holding the barrel at her friend, which was a hard and scary thing to do. After a few sniffs, Kiyone stood up and then remembered something that was poking at the small of her back. Thinking fast, she pointed to the other side of the room and screamed, "WHAT'S THAT?" Of course, Mihoshi turned around and saw nothing, but when she turned back to see Kiyone putting a handgun to her head, an evil smile on her face as she growled, "Surprise." And unloaded all 12 bullets in, or should I say through, Mihoshi's head. Almost anyone else had been through the same thing with their best friend would have gone through an emotional valley so deep they wouldn't get out. Not Kiyone, she began to laugh. A laugh devoid of sanity, a laugh filled with sadistic joy. Kiyone's personal living hell was forever gone. FOREVER! By that time a few of her loyal soldiers had caught up. The only ones that were still living that is. "Hey boss. We just got a word on the radar, a GP strike force in on it's way here. And… oh wow. You got rid of her right?" A larger dragon-like man noted through the hole on the platform above. Kiyone spit on the lifeless body of her former partner and kicked her into the UEM, where the evidence would fade away into nothing. Looking up, she said to the others. "Take the usual steps. Rough yourselves up and get into some civvie clothing. Make it look like we were prisoners. Also, erase the database and distribute the money the way it programmed. If all goes well, we ALL will be living well for the rest of our lives." Kiyone announced as she climbed back up. It was too perfect. ************************************************* The next day, Kiyone met with the Grand Marshall of the Galaxy Police Force, wounds healed and a vanishing scar on her right hand. The Marshall did not take the death of his granddaughter that well. She was able to console him a little bit. Fabricating a story that after Nova killed Mihoshi and Kiyone killed off Nova. Sadly, the identity of Nova would never be known among the GP. Walking out of the office, Kiyone couldn't help but smirk. Mihoshi was gone, she had been promoted to First Class Officer, she would have no problems with money, the Marshall would soon follow in the footsteps of his relative, and given a medal for bravery for 'avenging' Mihoshi. Yes… Life was good. That was when she woke up. That was when she noticed the bed she was sleeping in. It was large. It was next to a window with a gently bright sun. The sheets were softer than any silk she'd known. Only an emperor could afford such fabrics. A hand gently touched her shoulder, and she turned to see a much more older and well defined Tenchi Misaki. His hair was longer and much more well kept than the spiked way it was when he was young. Also, she couldn't help but feel a little turned on at much more well toned version of Tenchi. "Tenchi? Who… what… where am I?" She asked looking around, to see on the other side of the bed was sitting a concerned looking Tsunami. "Kiyone... Sister, are you alright?" the other woman asked. Kiyone blinked in surprise. Tsunami had called her sister. She had also noticed that she had a pair of circles embedded on her forehead, and her hair had grown much longer. "Kiyone," Tenchi began, "If your dreams made you forget, you're the First Empress of the Juraian Empire. And have been for the past 900 years. We have a daughter name Hiwa and a son named Yoshi. Tsunami and I have a son named Mizu." This made Kiyone blink even more. She? An empress? Also a mother? It was too hard to believe. It was at that time she remembered, "What about Mishoshi, and the others?" Tsunami cut in, "Don't you remember? Ryoko was killed in the Yagami war. And Ayeka was lost in the negotiations with the Yagami. Mihoshi passed away four centuries ago. Washu is still working as a professor at the Academy." Kiyone took a minute to consider where she was. Most importantly, Mishoshi was dead, she was one of the most powerful women in the galaxy, and she was married to a good man, who also looked the part of being a man from her dreams. A smile crept across her face. She turned to her husband and her sister. "I'm ok now. Nothing to worry about." With that, she pounced Tenchi and kissed him like she did in her dreams with a man she would fantasize about. After a long and passionate kiss, her eye turned to see Tsunami standing up. She smirked and said, "Well sister. You were always the more aggressive one. I'll make sure and let the Council know that his majesty and her highness will be 'detained' a short while." With that she went to the bathroom, changed, and left to meet with the council. Turning back to Tenchi, she whispered hungrily, "Now, where were we?" He smirked and kissed her with the same fervor she showed him. It would have continued… …except that she woke up again. It was in her room at the apartment she and Mihoshi lived at. Mihoshi was still asleep in the bed beside her. It was still dark. Work would start in a few hours. Kiyone wanted to cry. In fact, between sobs, she took out her standard issue pistol, ran out to the side of the side of the building, powered up the gun, and placed it in her mouth. She was just about to pull the trigger when a woman about her own height, only with a slightly darker green color of hair snatched the gun from her. "I wouldn't do that if I were you." She said. Growling, Kiyone lurched for the gun. She had a right to take her own life. And she was not going to let some stranger get some brownie points off of her. She would have gotten the gun except that a trio of Light Hawk Wings blocked her path. The woman looked her in the eyes and said, almost beginning to cry. "Mother… please… don't do this. Not now." Kiyone suddenly stopped and took another look at the woman who had not only stopped her, but had proclaimed her to be her mother. He hair was short and a shade or two darker than Kiyone's. A wooden necklace waved around her neck. Her semi-tanned skin made the serious look in her eyes more evident. Her eyes had the same color of Kiyone's, emerald green. Only Kiyone's daughter could possess such a trait. Also, the LHW had said something too. Was this the Hiwa she was told about in her dreams? It might be possible. The woman stepped forward and placed the gun back in Kiyone's hand. The woman looked Kiyone directly in the eye again and said, "Just wait a few more months. You will get what has always eluded you for so long. Just wait a little longer." With that, she turned around and walked away. For the next several minutes, she considered this. And with a sigh, she walked back to her room. She was hoping that the woman was right. She would wait a few months to see if what she was told was true. Three months later, in a drunken stupor, she and Future Prince of Jurai, Tenchi Misaki, found themselves together by accident. Starting a chain of events which would lead her to earn the true love of Tenchi Misaki, become to the First Empress of Jurai, bury the bitterness she had for Mihoshi, and finally, receive her happiness. The end. [Warhammer returns.] WH: What drove me to write this was already explained at the top. I am too tired to write anything else. Write your complaints to Teknoplus@hotmail.com. Just don't make a bigger deal out of it than it is. Please. I was mad when I wrote this. [Warhammer staggers out, evidently tired.]