A message from the writer: First off, this is where one normally sees the standard legal warning on these fanfics. I'll assume you are already aware of that information, and if you're not, don't worry about it, as it really doesn't affect anyone anyway. Secondly, I'd like to mention how much enjoyment has come out of the creation of this story during the roughly eight months (not full time, of course) of writing time. I make it available for the public in hopes that it is at least somewhat as entertaining to read. Finally, some explanation of the nature of the story. Originally, I had conceived of writing a response to a short fanfic which was an attempt at a scientific explanation of Ryoko's abilities. Not so much as an attack on the ideas expressed there, but in order to add in my own hypotheses (on which I welcome critique). I invented a short story immediately following the events in that fanfic with which I could integrate my ideas , however I became so interested in the story itself that now the scientific explanation takes a back seat to the (quite long now) telling thereof. The paragraphs in which there is nothing but explanation can be skipped without loosing much of the story, however I at least find it interesting that (by coincidence or by design) the Tenchi OAVs seem entirely scientifically plausible. "Tenchi Muyo!" is sci-fi rather than fantasy which I find quite interesting. If you are interested in a more condensed version of my thoughts on this, you can see my original notes at the bottom of this document. There are some details that have been changed from the OAV story line. For one, elements from "Manatsu No Eve (Daughter of Darkness)," the second movie, have been integrated into the story. While this movie comes closest to the OAV story line, it isn't exactly in parallel; however, the differences are miniscule. Also, Mihoshi and Noboyuki's characters more closely resemble their counterparts in the first TV series, and there are a few other crossovers (like Washu's 'dimension tuner,' although who's to say that the OAV Washu wouldn't also create something like that. The most important deviation from the OAV story line is the introduction of a new main character. As much as this tends to be a bad idea, I believe that making this an SI is in fact the best choice. You see, there had to be someone to go against Washu. I certainly do not consider myself anywhere near Washu's intellectual level; but as none of the existing characters can even understand her speech half of the time, I needed to introduce someone, and I was beginning to see an interesting possibility for a major plot twist if that person were from a parallel universe. I do not exaggerate any qualities of myself in order to fantasize, except for some degree of social grace, without which the character would have been exceedingly boring. Actually, some people seem to think, having read the fanfic, that this is not the case; while I understand their position, I do not believe that it is valid. In order that I not spoil the story, I will put my justification after the body thereof. There it is, and so...on with the fanfic! *********************************************************************** War on the gods: Secrets Revealed Earth: circa 2000 AD, a bright, cloud-free summer day with little wind and only the softest chirping of far off birds to be heard here near the sapient tree Funaho. If a scrupulous observer were to examine the scene carefully, he would note a quadruplet of spindly black rods, each waving in such a way as to just brush the edges of its counterpart. If said observer were to examine the scene not quite so carefully, he would have realized that these were in fact the antennae of two rather large solid-black ants; and had one of these ants bothered to disengage from its communication long enough to glance upward, it would have noticed a rather ominous, large, and all together quite dangerous looking blunt object hurtling towards itself. *********************************************************************** Ryoko's shimmering and intermittently transparent form appeared directly in front of the lake, slightly higher off the ground than she expected, and she landed with a thud on the soft sand encircling the small body of water. "Hmmph...Well that was disappointing, I'm not sure mom was being entirely forthcoming. *SIGH* Oh well, I guess it'll just have to be one of life's little mysteries..." At this, the immensely beautiful and equally powerful inquisitor, who still had no idea how she had become that way, had decided to revert to being an immensely beautiful and equally powerful seductress, and almost vanished back to /wherever/ it was that she went when she was between locations during teleportation (Blast it, she would have known by now had Washu just been able to give a straight answer!) when she noticed a silhouetted and vaguely heart-shaped figure bounding down out of the woods towards her. As Ryoko watched with growing amusement, the figure spawned a second, now flying and 'T' shaped silhouette, which proceeded away from the shoulder of the first at only a slightly faster pace than the now visibly giggling little girl whom she had of course immediately recognized as Sasami, the younger sister of one of her worst enemies...but no, that was an outdated characterization; Ayeka and she had become almost friends during the past few years, which would have never happened without the interference of a certain, now very cuddly looking silhouette, being closely tailed by a now audibly giggling little girl, whom the cabbit had grown almost as attached to as to Ryoko herself. "Riohki!" she slurred the syllables together, "Hey! Come back! I can't keep up!...HEY RYOKO! I just finished lunch and...well now why do you look so unhappy, you destroy something of Tenchi's again?!" Ryoko almost looked ready to become violent towards the now suddenly very repentant Sasami, but of course would never attack anyone whom she had grown so attached to, and whom Ryo-Ohki was so fond of, and as she began her attempt at a profuse apology, which came out more like a stuttering and incoherent babble, she accidentally lapsed into a response to her little companion's query, "...oh...no...really...I didn't mean...oh I HATE doing this, its so out of character...its just that Washu wouldn't tell me how I...aw hell, I didn't mean to tell you.../oh blast/ I should be more careful with my words..." At which point she was immediately interrupted by a beaming Sasami, "That's OK, I kind of ignore my royal etiquette training most of the time...I have to with people like you around!" "And just WHAT is that supposed to mean!----Oh can it!," she suddenly yelled at the small puff of fur on her shoulder which was now loudly "miya-ing" in delight at her friend's quip. "Now, as for YOU..." "Sorry Ryoko! Gotta go, lunch's ready remember!" And she sped off the way she came, gradually returning to the silhouetted heart-shape receding towards the house. "MIYAAA!" voiced Ryo-Ohki in agreement, and jumped off her larger friend's shoulder to follow a slightly more cheerful companion...wait a minute, Ryoko did seem a little sad didn't she? But by the time the little cabbit turned around, she was gone. Ryo-Ohki considered querying the now vastly displaced Ryoko as to her mood via their mental link, but decided against it...those sort of discussions always led to their being in disagreement. Plus, if Ryoko had wanted Ryo-Ohki's input, she would already have asked. And so she turned around again, just in time to see a teal glow flare for a brief time over the crest of the small rise she had been bounding up. *********************************************************************** Tsunami was uncertain of this development, Sasami had asked for her help before, but never for such a thing as this. The truth was that, although she had been observing Ryoko and knew why she was so troubled, she frankly didn't know how Washu's daughter derived her power; I mean, she wasn't a goddess or anything, and despite being the most powerful of the Juraian sapient trees, there were Earthlings who knew more about these matters than she. But there was one way...with a bit of meddling with Washu's dimension tuner. She hoped she could project an astral form into that place without being detected, but at the same time she knew she couldn't. How Washu managed to detect such a faint energy signature was beyond her, but...wait a moment. Tsunami smiled, "Sure Sasami, I can help Ryoko out for you." *********************************************************************** A blonde curl of hair would just have been visible to Washu a few minutes later, had her pseudo-terminal not just popped up about fifty windows /outside/ of the monitor and freely floating in space parallel to the main screen, most of which related to urgent information just gathered about the molecular composition of an amazingly large droplet of sweat which had fallen off of Tenchi's head the last time she had requested a perfectly innocent piece of information from him. "Well, at least I got this out of it...doesn't look very helpful though...Hmm..." and at a thought the terminal vanished, along with the myriad floating windows, just as a blonde puff ducked out of view behind a large particle acceleration tube. Washu remembered how everyone had thought the thing was a roller-coaster weaving through the park-like setting in this section of the lab...heh heh...um...hold on...blonde puff...of...hair...UGHHH!!! She must be the luckiest person in the universe, hmm...maybe worth studying in her own right...nah, just coincidence...and her train of thought was interrupted by a violent electrical POP and a huge white light from somewhere off down the grounds. "ACK! The dimension tuner," she shouted as alarms began to blair, "that could lead to real problems, I mean, if she loaded too many search parameters..." she huffed to herself as she careened towards the large shimmering dome now a few hundred feet away, "...I might not be able to cancel them all before it activated and...what is happening!!!" A small piece of paper fluttered to the ground around the detective's feet as the incredulous genius approached her at a flat out run. "I'm really sorry Washu...I mean, Washu-chan...I mean...*SOB*...oh I don't know what I mean!..." "WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY MACHINE!!!" shouted the now amazed scientist, who, upon arriving at the main control panel, realized the answer to her own question. "How...How did you know how to do THIS!!!" And at that she pointed to the screen, eyes wide. "Um...I really don't know and I...well Tsunami gave me this note and I...*BIG SOB*...OH NO!!! I WASN'T SUPPOSED TO TELL YOU THAT TSUNAMI TOLD ME TO DO WHAT WAS ON THAT NOTE THAT SHE WROTE AND...and...and..." /and/ with that, she sank to the ground crying. Observing from a distance, Tsunami laughed at the thought of Ryoko's reaction to seeing Mihoshi mirror her mistake before realizing that this was going to bring Washu down on Sasami in an effort to find out why she had brought a being from subspace into their world. "Ugh...It's at times like these that I wish I WERE a goddess! Mused the third member of the ancient, and now nonexistent, triad. *SIGH* "I really am interfering with Sasami's life too much recently, maybe this is a good place to start letting her become more independent...Oh sure, just before you merge with her right?...Well I can't do anything about it now anyway, best to leave them alone." *********************************************************************** Earth: circa 2000 AD; somewhere in hyperspace relative to the Tenchiverse: The tiny, transparent, hard blob of matter floated through space, oblivious to its surroundings, and eventually alighted upon, or rather slammed into, a hard, rough, jagged surface and lodged itself into the material. Had the bacterium had optical sensors, and sufficient processing power to use them, it would have observed...nothing. The astronomically huge object hurtling towards it made absolutely no difference to it whatsoever, it was too small and pliable. But that fact didn't stop the monstrous appendage from striking the surface with an amazing force, enough in fact to drive the whole of it, along with the bacterium, a good distance downward before being repulsed by the upward force the surface seemed to be generating. "Ooops," thought the roughly seventeen year-old male human sitting in front of his computer...it wasn't floating or popping up windows outside of its monitor, but was quite powerful for the technology available to his world. "You know, I really should stop telling everyone how great this system is, it probably gets annoying...I definitely shouldn't be putting it into this fanfic." he thought as the erroneous character vanished from the screen. If he hadn't been thus enthralled in his creation, he would have noticed a purple swirling vortex forming behind his head and growing quite rapidly. He /did/ notice however when his computer monitor suddenly split into two identical and whole pieces which floated apart from each other. And he /definitely/ noticed when with a sudden flash of light he was standing, or rather had fallen for lack of a chair, in a grassy field, with the whole of his vision obscured by the face and, well, other areas of a woman, leaning amazingly far over him. He couldn't make out her face quite yet, his eyes were still adjusting from the flash of light. "Ugh...How did I get /here!?/" "I can't tell you that...uh, well here's the situation..." He still couldn't tell who she was, but...wait, she wasn't leaning, she was /floating! / This was too familiar! It couldn't be... "Aah! Ryoko, I umm...please don't try to...uh.../do anything/...or something...you know...to me...." Ryoko, now an uncharacteristically bright shade of red, shouted "Hey! Don't you go thinking that just because I had you transported here that you are going to replace my Tenchi!" "Oh, um, then I haven't inhabited Tenchi's body then?" "Well obviously! Just look at you, scrawny weakling nerdish little...Earthling...oh dear, I really must stop using that as an insult...HEY! Where are you going!" After a /very/ short chase, Ryoko had caught up enough to ask how in the hell this blasted little "gift" from Tsunami had known who she and Tenchi were, and was not pleased with the answer: "I don't think you'd be pleased with the answer," was the answer. "Aggh! I don't CARE if I'd be PLEASED with the answer, I just want to KNOW the answer, ALL RIGHT!!!" To back this point up, little glowing balls spun out from Ryoko's now hovering body. "Well, its like this...ummmmm...hm...well...uh..." One of the glowing orbs shot forward and impacted the ground, creating a fairly small but nonetheless impressive explosion. "...wellllllYEEEEAAAAHHH!!! Why'd you have to do that, I'm trying to think here!" "Don't be so cryptic! Just say it!" "Well you were cryptic about how I got here!" "Fair enough...but I'm not known for playing fair!" She said from the ether as she and her energy sword materialized in a /very/ unfortunate position for her target (specifically, with the sword on one side and the rest of Ryoko on the opposite side). The sword was as far pressed-up against his neck as an energy sword can be, and this fact was producing a very disturbing involuntary shaking which threatened to bring the blade...closer...which of course would mean that... "HEY! GET WITH IT!...Say someth..." Fortunately, at this moment a large, streaming white wormhole opened up directly above Ryoko, who just managed to retract her sword before Mihoshi, followed by Washu's head and shoulders materialized through the hole and landed headfirst on top of Ryoko. "Get the hint MIHOSHI!!!" shouted the, probably falsely, irate Washu, before pulling herself back up and closing the gate. How she missed the newcomer, who at this point had regained his composure and was calmly surveying the situation (the best synopsis of which he could generate was "REALLY WEIRD!!!") he didn't know, but he thought it rather odd. Ryoko: "Ugh, this is really bad timing Mihoshi." As Mihoshi wailed, Ryoko got back to business, "OK, OK, never mind how you know who we are, do you know why you're here?" "Well as I recall, I was just asking you that...COOL!!! Those sweat drops really form like that! Don't you find that kind of thing a little strange?!" "Um...huh? What are you pointing at, I don't see anything, I don't want to miss anything...why are you laughing?" "Never mind, anyway...enough hostilities all right? Why did you bring me here...and /how/ the heck did you bring me here, in all my analyses of your powers, this never came up as a byproduct." "/Ah/! Perfect! So this is why she picked you! But there must have been slightly less irritating people out there who could help me...anyway, as you said, down to business..." "...you know, this would be a really interesting topic for a fanfic..." "Are you listening to me?" "...of course, its probably been done a lot already..." "You aren't listening to me." "...I'd have to come up with some sort of strange twist on things to..." "HOW DO MY POWERS WORK!!!" "...bingo." "Huh?" "Bingo." "WHAT?!" "BING-GO!!!" "WHA-AT?!?!" "Oh my god, that was pathetic, well THAT certainly won't go into it...well, so that's why you brought me here. Why me, because of my interest in scientifically explaining this universe? There must be someone better qualified...Washu for instance!" "Well don't you think I tried that. She just gave me some nonsense about having two powers when OBVIOUSLY I have at least five main ones and a host of little 'sub-powers,' and then she just said I could negate the electromagnetic force and that was it, and then there was that whole thing about repelling the atoms in the atmosphere, and I really don't see how that would work at the same time that I'm negating that force entirely...And THEN she said she couldn't explain how I teleport, which I thought was funny at first but then I realized she must know how I do it, she DESIGNED the system! And then..." "I get it, and you're right, although I don't know why she'd hide something like that from you. I thought of electromagnetic dispersion and repulsion myself, but it just wouldn't work, let me explain why, and then I'll get into your other powers..." It was about this time that the sheer absurdity of this situation finally hit him and he sank to the ground alongside Mihoshi and began to intermittently laugh and shout things about how weird or how amazingly fortuitous all these happenings had been. This had Ryoko completely perplexed, "Let's see, I bring you here against your will, argue with you, fight with you, hunt you down with energy spheres, hold you at sword point and then you start laughing about how great it all is?!" "Well...I...it's just that I've..." and he lost it again, but quickly got /it/ back when he realized that he had just finished nearly duplicating the first actions that he had seen of Mihoshi's since arriving here. "Aah! No more of THAT!" and stood up quickly. "No more of what?" "Oh...acting like Mihoshi." "Oh yeah, man I'd hate myself if I ever did something like that!" Somewhere, Tsunami let out a little chuckle. "Ever did something like what?..." asked the recovering Mihoshi as she rose off the ground. Ryoko's reply came evilly mockingly, "...ever did something like acting like /you/." "Too many interruptions here, don't you think?" Ryoko said, stepping over Mihoshi's crying and triple-folded body. And at this they both rose around three hundred feet vertically. "UGHLGHLMPH...that...was...too...fast...Ryoko..." *********************************************************************** Tsunami was worried, this was taking too long, ugh...too many interruptions was right! And they were about to get another one. How was it that all this was happening? It was as if there were something attempting to prevent Ryoko from learning the truth. Uh oh! Too soon! She vanished immediately and an astral form materialized facing Ryoko and the newcomer. "Tsunami!" "Look out!" she pointed. Ryoko nonchalantly flipped up the elevators on the oncoming private airplane via telekinesis, and as it began to rise vertically she once again questioned the newcomer as to her powers. Seeing this, Tsunami faded back to her realm, to again watch the goings on she had instigated. And she was immediately sorry she had done so before reminding Ryoko of the plane, which had now stalled and become unflyable. What was more, the pilot, having bailed out, was now screaming curses down at a certain floating duo, in Juraian Imperial Standard Language. *********************************************************************** Masaki Noboyuki looked out his large window at the rows of high-rises and sighed. "Too much work, darn clients are always so demanding. I wish I could get home a little earlier too, I don't even get to take a day off a week..." and so on with other complaints, which took up fully fifty percent of his work day, and then, "Oh come in dear, I have a surprise for you!" Hesitation, and from outside, "...Uh, dad, its me, you know, your son, Tenchi, who is male, and to whom you are the direct ascendant...I just thought you might want to know that before I came in..." "Now what's that all about son?" Tenchi heard through the door, along with confused scrambling and other noises which would have made it seem that he had been sleeping. And that's what Tenchi wished he could believe was going on in there." "So anyway I'm coming...in...now...OK?" *Pause* "OK son! Come on in, you know I'm always happy to see you express an interest in my work, but don't you think you could have asked my secretary to let you in." "She seemed to think it would be better if I just let myself in." Tenchi said, slightly irritated at his father's secretary's sense of humor. "Well all right, say, why are you still outside?" The door slowly opened and Tenchi peeked inside. Either his father HAD been only sleeping or he had done an amazingly good job of... "Well, how's it going Tenchi!?" Asked Noboyuki, good naturedly. More relaxed now, "Well you know you always come home so late...I was just wondering what you were doing here, that's all." Noboyuki seemed to float in midair as his arms waived and he jumped up and down, "Hey now, you know I've always been faithful to your mother Tenchi!" Tenchi's hand shot to the back of his neck faster than any human eye could discern and a sweat drop nearly three times the size of his head phased into existence just above him, "NO NO I DIDN'T MEAN /THAT/!!!" Back to his normal, good natured self, "Oh! Well then what did you mean Tenchi?" "I...ah...wanted to ask you what kind of /work/ you were doing that made you so late." "Oh right of course! That's what I thought you meant! I mean, what else could you have meant...I mean of course you might have meant that..." Not wanting to know what he "might have meant," Tenchi quickly interrupted, "No, never mind, I'll just be leaving Dad, bye!" "Now wait a minute Tenchi! What if I took the day off today, we could spend a little father-son time together!" "Well...uh...it is already five and..." "Look here, I've got these tickets that a woman on the street...uh...gave me! Scenic aerial tours of rural Japan, how about we take a little plane ride Tenchi!" Tenchi, noting the rectangular red welt on his father's face that looked suspiciously like an impact mark with a large stack of the tickets he was holding, commented, "You've got to be kidding..." "Oh come on, it'll be fun..." "...that's so 'touristy'..." "...and I know you'll enjoy it..." "...and so silly..." "...it'll be great, let's go!" "...but...but...but..." *********************************************************************** "...but what if Ryoko flips the plane out of control?" Tenchi though to himself, wishing he had thought of /that/ one. Figures the pilot would just bail out like that, really rude, well I guess we'd better figure some way of not being killed at this point..." Tenchi really wasn't worried, he had very nearly mastered his control over his Jurai powers by this time, and was just about ready to employ them when the emergency exit opened and he and Noboyuki, who had been shouting just about anything he could think of that was related to how miserable his existence had been and how Achita must be angry with him et cetera, were dragged forcefully out of the plane and suspended in midair. Tenchi's look of surprise heightened as he saw Ryoko's new companion, and grew even greater when he said something completely unintelligible to him. What was that? Sounded western, but he couldn't pinpoint the language. He tried to reply but only got a blank stare and then a look of consternation, he couldn't understand. *********************************************************************** Suddenly, a bright shape flashed in front of the newcomer's eyes. It was the falling fuselage of the light craft Ryoko had impelled upward a while ago. Horror changed to confusion as two people were jettisoned out the side door and began floating up to them. Well one did anyway. The older one started floating downward, and his speed only increased when he shouted something at Ryoko. As the smaller form came into view, he could see that it was that of Tenchi. "Oh man, this is gonna be good." "-something unintelligible-" Oh yeah, right, "Ryoko, don't we have any sort of universal translator or something?" At this, Ryo-Ohki burst through the clouds, meowing furiously and transported them into her main bridge. "Good idea." "Hi, I'm Tenchi Masaki, I haven't seen you before, I don't think you're from off world." he said, questioningly. "Hello, my name's Swift Running Son-Of-A-Pillager of the clan of Wild Boars." That got Tenchi's attention, "Excuse me." Ryoko: "It translated the archaic meaning of your name." Tenchi/Newcomer: "Oh." The stranger said "Well never mind, I'm here because Ryoko wants to know how her powers work and Washu wouldn't tell her, don't ask me how she got me here, I'm from somewhere in what you would call subspace, an alternate universe, but I know a little about your universe and, more importantly, I've been trying to understand how Ryoko's power works myself." Tenchi stood, agape, as the words appeared on one of Ryo-Ohki's pop-up windoids. "You mean to say that Ryoko brought you here..." Ryoko: "...Tsunami..." Again, simultaneously: "Ohhh...wait, huh?" Tenchi "...that /Tsunami/ brought you here for the express purpose of telling Ryoko how her powers work, that seems a little far fetched you know, Tsunami doesn't usually act that way." "And you've had a lot of experience in that field?" "Well no but it doesn't seem very like her." "Well this whole thing seems really bizarre to me, I never thought I'd actually get to interact with this universe; but Ryoko, can we finally get down to our discussion now." "No need for discussions, just talk, babble if you want to, say something quickly before something else happens." "Well all right, here goes..." *********************************************************************** "Blast that Mihoshi!" Washu cursed to herself as she finished resetting the console to its previous state, "...cost me a good hour of my time, and just when I was preparing to do the last tests on..." As if to further her annoyance, the entirety of the lab was suddenly bathed in red light. Klaxons went off throughout the complex and a huge pseudo-display materialized directly in front of her with the emboldened message: *** WARNING: SIGNIFICANT ACTIVITY DETECTED: Ryo-Ohki central computer reports the following conversation in location: Ryo- Ohki--Main Bridge: "...I'm here because Ryoko wants to know how her powers work and Washu wouldn't tell her..." speaker: unknown --NOTE: speaker's quantum wave form is highly shifted NOTE: Also present are: Masaki Tenchi, Hakubi Ryoko Status of transmission: Reception only, passive mode, Ryo-Ohki does not detect interface. *** "Damn!" and she ran off, the window closing at her thought. *********************************************************************** "...to start off with, the electromagnetic force is the force that..." "Repels two objects when they hit, I know, Mom did tell me that much." "That's right, but it also holds electrons in orbit around the central nucleus of an atom..." "So if I dispersed it my atoms would be destroyed?!" "In effect, yes. That's one reason why that can't be the way you phase, there are others..." A small video link popped up on one of the bridge viewports, no one noticed Washu observing their conversation. "...for instance, electromagnetism is a major component of organic functions; without it, metabolism wouldn't work, your nervous system wouldn't be able to communicate, your biological brain would just be a collection of cells with no ability to collaborate, your technological brain supplements /certainly/ wouldn't work without electricity..." at this the image of Washu winced slightly, "...you would also become invisible without a reflective force for photons to bounce off of..." "WAIT!!!" "Yes?" "What do you mean, 'technological brain supplements?!'" "Well, to process most of the data required in hyperspatial movement, flight, magnetic force-field generation...well you get the idea, you need computerized implants that interface with your biological brain and your integral crystal matrix..." "I am NOT a cyborg!!!" "Well I don't see how you couldn't be, I mean technically; you certainly don't /look/ like a typical cyborg...er...heh heh...I mean...hey now, you don't have to take it so personally!!!" But Ryoko didn't care about the slip-up, "I am /not/ a machine!!!" And with every word the energy sphere she had been generating grew larger. Tenchi screamed, "Ryoko DON'T!!!" But she did, she fired it, the huge projectile screamed across the bridge, suddenly inverted half way to its target, stretched, shattered and vanished. "He's right you know," commented the slightly sad sounding voice of the greatest scientific genius in the universe. "I thought you would react this way if I told you," she said as she materialized inside the energy shield, which dissipated soon after, "That's why I acted the way I did, congratulations on seeing through me." "No!" "Most of your subconscious functions are carried out through...well the best analogy would be computer chips." "no...YOU'RE LYING TO ME!!! Why do you always have to tell me things like that, stop it." She looked to Tenchi for support, but he changed his look of puzzlement too late and, "You, you can't think, no...you're wrong...YOU'RE ALL WRONG!!!" And she vanished, crying. "Oh no. Ugh, just as I was starting to form a real friendship with her, you see what you've done!" And the scientist also disappeared, after tapping a few keystrokes on her pseudo-terminal. The stranger decided he didn't feel like pretending to be a sculpture of himself any more and jumped to Ryo-Ohki's helm. "Blast...of all the people I didn't want to make angry at me...Ryo-Ohki, can you track Ryoko?!" From all around came a faint sad meow. "Then how about Washu?!" "MeOW!!!" "YES! Then lets go, follow Washu Ryo-Ohki!" Nothing happened. "Um..." He experimented with the control orbs, and was suddenly very painfully aware of the fact that he was being forced against the outer wall of a now rapidly spinning Ryo-Ohki. "Re...calibrate...the helm...Ryo-Ohki." Nothing happened. "Tenchi, you wanna try something here?" Tenchi had no idea what the stranger had said, not being able to turn his head to check the screen displaying the translation. "Ryo-Ohki, stop this!" The spinning stopped. "What did you say." Tenchi, looking over what the stranger had been saying, said, "I think she won't respond to your voice commands." "Can you get her to listen?" "I've tried before, she just won't pay attention to anyone but Ryoko when she's in this form." "Figures...Ryo-Ohki, come ON, we need to follow Washu!" Nothing. "Do you know how to use these controls?" "No, sorry." Rubbing the back of his neck. "Well, I could try again...maybe the central one controls the..." and the ship shot straight up, flattening them onto the floor. "Well, getting closer." He managed to reach up to stop the ascent. "These are REALLY sensitive, it would take a huge amount of coordination to use them effectively. Kind of a safeguard I guess...Ryo-Ohki, can you show me directions to Washu's location?" On screen a three dimensional star map appeared, zoomed far outward, suddenly flattened, turned on its side and inserted itself into a vast number of other two dimensional planes, edge on to the view, one of which had a little marker reading: Washu: +345.9817HSU. "What the hell...Tenchi, do you have any idea what this means?" He didn't. "Well, I guess I could try...Ryo-Ohki, define 'HSU.'" A smaller window popped up above the first, with the text: HSU: Hyperspatial Standard Unit, designates relative location in the fourth spatial dimension. "Uh...So it's a unit of distance in hyperspace?...Why would Washu be in hyperspace...umm...Ryo-Ohki, what is that place, why is Washu there? Ryo-Ohki meowed helplessly, she had no idea. Tenchi asked, "Can you show us a picture?" Nothing happened, apparently not. But it gave the newcomer an idea, "Maybe we can get a map of that section...Ryo-Ohki, zoom in and decompress universal plane at +345.9817 HSU." The plane marked: "Washu" slid out of the array of planes and rotated to fill the view, finally, it expanded into a three dimensional map showing several planetoids, arranged in an obviously unnatural fashion, one of which was marked: Washu--Lat:34deg45min12.12432secWLong:78deg59min0.001secS (Compass points relative to current orientation [UP=N]). "Oh the lab, should have thought of that." And he returned the ship to the ground, literally. "Ouch." "Ugh, why couldn't you have just tried for the lake at least?" "Sorry...uh...Ryo-Ohki?" "Meow." Angrily. "Might you transport us to the surface, please." She let out a barrage of confirming meows and her two occupants were lifted to the surface of the Earth in a glowing ball, followed closely by a much more cuddly form of Ryo-Ohki, who looked particularly displeased with this newcomer. "Quick, we've got to get to Washu's lab before she goes after Ryoko." Without Ryo-Ohki translating, Tenchi could only look confused, even more so when he was led directly to Washu's lab. *********************************************************************** The small ringing crab didn't attract Washu's attention, she was some distance away, trying to locate Ryoko; and amazingly, failing. "How is this possible, I should be able to detect her anywhere within her range of movement after this short a time...ugh, where could she be?" *********************************************************************** The small ringing crab /had/ attracted the newcomer's attention, and it had him quite worried. But after a while and no response, he calmed down. "Why was I worried? We came here to talk to her!" he wondered aloud, drawing another stupefied glance from Tenchi. "So, where is Washu anyway?" Tenchi said in perfect English. "What did you say!?" The newcomer said in perfect Japanese. "Ack, what the?!" "Sorry for the delay." said Washu in both Japanese and English simultaneously. "But I didn't detect you for a while...too busy searching for Ryoko. ANYWAY, I thought you just MIGHT want to be able to communicate with each other, so I activated my nano-translators." This one had them both stumped, "They infiltrate your brain stem and redirect signals SO YOU SPEAK EACH OTHER'S LANGUAGE!!!!!!!" she said with an outrageous over-accentuation. Slightly chuckling, the stranger said, "Oh, I get it...but what do you mean, searching? Can't you find her." "No. She must have never returned to normal space, but why would she do that?" "To disappear...oh it's all my fault, I shouldn't have seemed so uncaring," scolded Tenchi to himself. "Oh I always do things like this, what's WRONG with me, how can Ryoko even stand to be around me ohhhh....." "Christ, Tenchi! Your inferiority complex is getting a little out of hand here. Washu, don't you know any way to convince him to cheer up?" "Yes, find Ryoko." "Any way we can help you with that?" "No." "Yeah, thought so...well I guess we could mess around with some of this stuff in here for entertainment while you're working...JUST KIDDING...kidding...man!" They suddenly found themselves, minus Washu, violently flung against the living room couch, just as Ayeka, Sasami, Mihoshi and Noboyuki were coming down the stairs. "And who might this be, Lord Tenchi?" asked the elder princess. "OH! Is this one of your friends from school Tenchi?!" laughed her sister as she raced down to greet this newcomer. "Hey! Now just what is it that Ryoko sees in you that she can't get from me, huh?" quipped their host. "I'm sorry, I don't have any idea what you're saying." said the newcomer, still in fluent Japanese. "Uh...what he means is, oh blast! How do you turn these things off!" responded Tenchi, still speaking in English. "Ummmm....Hey! Does anybody notice something kinda strange going on here huh?" All: "YES MIHOSHI!!!" "All right, here's the situation...I can only speak your language but can only understand the language that Tenchi can only speak, but he can only understand yours, OK?" "Umm..." And after a while, "...well OK, but why." "Well, Washu..." forgetting he was in the better of the three universes, he waited for everyone to say "Oh..." knowingly and dismiss it. As it was, everyone was wondering why he just trailed off so, "umm.. she gave us these nano-probes that manipulate our speech so we could talk to each other...but when there are more than two, it kind of doesn't work." "Aha. And that is why my Tenchi can only talk in this strange Earth language?" "Tenchi, what was that?" Tenchi, red-faced, repeated the comment. "Yep...but uh...isn't Japanese also a strange...Earth...guess not." Scowling, Ayeka retorted, matter-of-factly, "What you so arrogantly call Japanese is /actually/ the Juraian Imperial Standard Language!" Tenchi: "Really?" "What is it?," said the newcomer. The rest looked confusedly at Tenchi. "She said its the Juraian Language." "Well how on Earth...well that doesn't really apply does it...well how did it become an Earth language." Ayeka looked ready to launch into an ungodly long story about some ancient benevolent cause to spread Juraian customs to backwater worlds or the like, so he stopped her, "Never mind, that's not what's our problem is, Ryoko's missing and I think I caused it..." Tenchi didn't have to translate Ayeka's response to that, but Ryo-Ohki looked to Sasami so cute and sad that Mihoshi started crying even harder than she had before, and that must have been hard to do. "Oh. I'm sorry Ryohki, soothed Sasami, looking sad herself, I'm sure we'll find Ryoko soon, right Tenchi!" The newcomer "translated" Tenchi's mumbling to himself, which he had been doing and, having not noticed Sasami's question, continued to do, as "Sure Sasami!" Sasami, pouting: "Well that certainly didn't sound like 'Sure Sasami' to me." At which point, Tenchi finished processing what little he had made out of Sasami's comment, looked up suddenly and said cheerfully, "Sure Sasami, we'll find her! Don't you worry." Sasami: "Well, what did he say?" "Heh.........heh heh.........ummmmmm..........he said, 'definitely.'" Not convinced, "Well OK." Then she cheered up, "HI GRANDFATHER!" *********************************************************************** The house was noisy, he could hear the commotion all the way up in the shrine, and Katsuhito knew that Ryoko at least wasn't there, and he knew also what that always meant. Some new trouble had arrived. Dropping his broom, the robed figure dashed down the stairs at incredible speed. Finally arriving at the house, he threw open the door, and his fear was confirmed, not that he was going to let on that he was concerned. "Hello Sasami, girls. Hello Tenchi. And who is this? Eh? A friend of yours?" "Oh, hi grandpa! He's someone Tsunami knows, she brought him here from /somewhere/ to help Ryoko, only she ran off thanks to me, and now we don't know where she is and, oh it's hopeless!" "Hey Tenchi," Katsuhito said in unaccented English, "have you been studying English in school too, and in secret no less, wanted to surprise me huh? Well, good job," slapping him particularly hard on the back, "I knew you had some studiousness in you!" Tenchi had no idea what his grandfather had just said, but his new companion was clearly enjoying some hidden joke. "What's the matter Tenchi?" Reverting to Japanese, he started to say, 'cabbit got your tongue?' but realized that the joke was getting rather old, and Ryo-Ohki didn't seem to like being called a cat anyway. Instead he remarked, "Still a bit rusty understanding it eh?" "No, for your information I can't understand it at all, just speak it, in fact I can't seem to stop speaking it." Here it comes, "Hmm...." he hummed thoughtfully. The stranger finally spoke, "You see, I...well...I used to only be able to speak English, but Washu made it so we spoke each others' languages so we could talk but now its kind of backfiring a bit." It sounded like he had been explaining this a lot. "I see...hmmm." This was just like how Mayuka had come into...blast, Mayuka was wandering around in the shrine! "Excuse me, I must go back to my duties," he lied. Katsuhito cursed his momentary lapse into carelessness as he rushed back up the stairs to the shrine. He should never have allowed Mayuka to watch him in his daily rituals, but she got terribly bored in the house with only Mihoshi for company, well of course Sasami had been there too, but she was busy cooking, and Tenchi had thought maybe it would be better for someone more responsible to watch her while he went into town, "more responsible," right... But Mayuka was still sitting cross-legged on the ground as he had told her to remain while he did his cleaning; she was amazingly well behaved for someone not yet two years old. "Hi Katsi!" then looking slightly afraid, "uh...hon...erab..le Gr...Grpa." Katsuhito came dangerously close to laughing out loud, but managed to hold his stern expression, with a great deal of difficulty. "You must try to maintain discipline Mayuka, or I cannot allow you to continue visiting me here." The child looked very somber and said, "OK Katsi." Ignoring his great-granddaughter's error, the priest returned to his cleaning outside, deciding to wait for the conflict that was sure to erupt a few hundred feet below him any time now. *********************************************************************** "That wasn't like grandpa at all," worried Tenchi. The stranger agreed and repeated the comment for the rest of the crowd. Sasami: "Well, what do we do now?" "We wait until Washu finds Ryoko." And he was repeated in Japanese. "Hmm...What can we do until then, huh?" Ayeka immediately turned the TV to her favorite channel, and as always, a major fight broke out, although it wasn't nearly so bad without Ryoko around. In the fray, Sasami and the newcomer decided to play a video game lying near the TV and after a few minutes were locked in epic struggle over the fate of a very realistic 3D CG model of Ryo-Ohki. "Washu let me use one of her computers to make this, explained Sasami." Which Tenchi, watching, translated. Impressed, and really hoping to get his hands on technology like that-he /definitely/ needed to get back on Washu's good side-, the stranger suddenly jumped backwards off the rim of a river gorge to the dismay of Sasami's homing missile, which initiated a circling motion to acquire a new target. Sasami's screech brought the rest of the group to her aid, all shouting suggestions on how best to escape her own weapon's wrath, and completely forgetting that they had just been yelling about how rude it had been for Sasami to use their confusion to get her way. After several hours, Sasami was leading 342 to 310 points, and CG Ryo-Ohki was cheering her on with a tremendous spray of cat sounds. Sasami was amazingly good at this game, the stranger thought, "I think you've got me, Sasami." "Don't give up yet...ooh!" she said as her character vaporized under a hail of laser blasts, "I'll get you for that!" And they played on. Finally, the epic battle over, CG Ryo-Ohki declared her intent to help Sasami finish off her unfortunate victim. However, her opponent, now under computer control, suddenly jumped down and blasted the little cabbit straight through a wall. The battle ready Tsunami whom Sasami had been controlling screamed in a fashion that the real Tsunami wouldn't have ever even considered emulating. But Sasami just giggled, she knew the ending of course, and shouted "GO!" when Ryo-Ohki's ship form, modified into a ship that could have taken on the Soujya, burst into view above the pair, transported Sasami on board, and prepared to fire. "You have to be joking," the stranger muttered as his character leapt heroically into what couldn't have been more than an escape pod with directional thrusters and a laser cannon mounted on it. Sasami giggled. The group watched the space battle's preordained conclusion followed by the message: *** VICTOR: Sasami, places 234th on the high scores list. Defeated: Unknown Contestant places 235th on the high scores list. *** The high scores list displayed, scrolling down to their position. Above number 235, all the names were Sasami-Victor, with ridiculously high scores, some in the tens of thousands. Below 235 were the names of the others in the room, several scores were comparable to his own, Ryo-Ohki had scored less than ten fewer than he had on two occasions, but it was indeed surprising to see that he had bested everyone save one in the room. After being cursed, congratulated or meowed at by the rest of the group, the new guest wondered what there was left to do. Tenchi thought... "Hey, didn't you say you had other ideas about how Ryoko's powers work?" "Sure, curious?" Tenchi affirmed. Ayeka, slightly worried about what Tenchi had just agreed to, looked questioningly at the newcomer. After he explained Tenchi's request, the group crowded around eagerly. Sasami: "Oh fun! A story about Ryoko!" The stranger drew his mouth to a point, off to the left of the center line of his face, contemplating that. "Well not really, I've just been working on a few hypotheses..." "Well I wanna know, come on!" Smiling, "Well all right, lets start with phasing through objects. Like I told Tenchi here before, the most obvious possibility is negating the electromagnetic force, but..." *********************************************************************** The now very large psuedo-terminal screen displayed a detailed diagram, similar to the map Ryo-Ohki had displayed to her two occupants earlier, but less stylized. Above the diagram was the text: *** Scanning for energy signature... Search radii: x: 170,000 Psec; y: 170,000 Psec; z: 170,000 Psec; h: 2,000,000 HSU Percent completed-0.001% Estimated time to completion-20839d:20h:45m:01.7s *** It had been five hours. Washu watched as another plane drew itself out of the endless line of planes; looking at it edge on, it had blurred edges, to indicate the amount of hyperspace to be searched on either side of this plane. The line rotated out to show the full 2D plane, which ballooned out to show a 3D star map, a transparent sphere superimposed itself over the map, and a small cursor drew itself along the top portion, the sphere slowly filling with red, indicating the portion that had been searched. "Oh, enough..." The window reduced to a small progress bar in the corner of her terminal screen, and the terminal vanished. "Time to go see about our new guest." *********************************************************************** Katsuhito was sternly lecturing both Mayuka and the newcomer on the intricacies of Japanese courtesy, but Washu wasn't particularly interested in what had brought that on. "Hi everybody!" "Washu, did you find Ryoko!?" queried Tenchi Washu, at Tenchi's English comment and working on a rather large sweat drop, said, "Oh right, sorry, forgot about that," and pulled up her terminal screen to deactivate the translation probes in Tenchi. Then, as she pulled a pair of earphones from a subspace gate she had drawn up, she rotated her terminal screen so that the rest could now read the again resized status bar, which now had the text: "Scanning...Time to completion: 20839 days" printed under it. With the aid of the earphones, the guest could finally understand the rest of his new companions, but he didn't need them to pick out their first reaction, "21,000 DAYS! Washu, can't you go any faster?!" In various tones and slightly modified word order to fit each's persona. Well, that was with the exception of Ayeka, "Hee! Good riddance to that awful creature. Tenchi, you never loved that horrible old woman did you Tenchi? You won't miss her will you?" and she turned bright red with anger when Tenchi completely ignored her to repeat the group's question to Washu. "Unfortunately no I can't," came her reply, "with so much area that Ryoko could cover while I'm searching, I have to expand the amount of space to be searched, but that increases the time, which increases Ryoko's possible movement...this radius is the smallest that will scan all the space she might be located before she can leave it. In reality though, since it's searching along projected greatest probability routes, the search should locate her long before it looks everywhere." "That's a relief. Umm...I was just about to explain the rest of my thoughts on Ryoko's abilities but you'd probably rather I not...so, um, we can think of something else to do. Washu was quite interested in hearing his thoughts. He wasn't quite sure whether he wanted the greatest intelligence in the universe critiquing his ideas, but at the same time, he finally had someone who could definitively inform him as to his logic's accuracy, and so he finally began to reveal the result of his ponderings. "First off, there is one other problem with dispersing the electromagnetic force, which is that there are other forces at work on an object's internal structure. Without the electromagnetic force, the strong nuclear force and gravity; mostly gravity, and mostly the Earth's gravity; would clump all the molecules together in a big pool at the center of the Earth. The only solution would be to disperse gravity and the nuclear forces as well, but then how would you move? There is one way, create a new force, I'll get into that later, but for now suffice to say that there really isn't any point in dispersing the four forces, and it would be much too difficult anyway. "Here's what I think, phasing must be just a form of teleportation, with a slightly different 'interface.' Ryoko moves into subspace, as I propose she does with teleportation as well, but instead of instantly moving to her destination and popping back into normal space, she stays there while projecting an astral body into our, er...your space; I still can't figure out what an astral body exactly is, maybe a holographic projection, I'll get back to this later too. Anyway, she also has to receive sensory input from this world, there might be remote nanoprobes, but I doubt that; there might be a physical extension of her body which juts out into subspace, which would be very small, so we couldn't see it; she might also have some sort of hyperspatial "radar" that transmits compression waves through the trans-planal multiverse..." "Wait, what?" "I'll explain it, your terminology is really strange by the way," said Washu, bringing up a good sized psuedo-window. "You see..." the window displayed a 3D picture of Ryoko, "...this is Ryoko...and this," the image flattened to a 2D picture, "...is flat Ryoko. She is only aware of two spatial dimensions: vertical and horizontal, and of course combinations of them, which yields diagonal movement. I'm using this as an analogy to balloon Ryoko, who has three dimensions..." The idea of a balloon Ryoko absolutely cracked up Ayeka, who couldn't keep from squealing several times in the next few minutes. "...WHO HAS THREE DIMENSIONS, because none of us can visualize more than that, so for our purposes, just think of the third dimension in this model as the fourth dimension in our world. Flat Ryoko lives in a flat plane, therefore we call the region that we can move in three dimensions our "plane," of which there are an infinite number arranged in sort of a stack. Now..." the view rotated to show just the edge of flat Ryoko's plane, which inserted itself into a stack of planes, "...this is just an idealization, the planes have no real thickness, so there should be an infinite number in every part of this diagram, but the stack doesn't go on forever in both directions, if you kept going, you'd eventually get back to your plane, since the stack is really a big twisted shape...not a circle, but it does loop back on itself eventually. Our guest is calling this stack the "trans-planal multiverse," but really the multiverse is something entirely different, it's doubtful that it exists, but it can't really be proven. Anyway, the idea is that if flat Ryoko moves to a plane that's empty she can freely move past a wall in real space and then come back to her world on the other side. The problem is that no one in her plane could see her and she couldn't see her world; one way of sensing her world would be to send pulses up through the stack and measure the return," she looked to the lesser lecturer, "Sorry though, that part doesn't work; pulse waves wouldn't bounce off of 3D objects any more than they would off the blank 3D plane, your other two suggestions are valid though." "They're valid, but is one right?" "Not yet, be patient; I want to hear the rest of your ideas first, without reality interfering." "Oh thanks a lot for your optimism," he replied, sarcastically. Then turning back to the others, considerably less confident, "All right, so anyway, on to flight." As the newcomer continued, he noticed blank stares on all the faces of his audience; save Katsuhito, who appeared to be meditating, and Sasami; who was only still there so as not to seem rude and wasn't really paying attention; oh well. "Flight is a little more strange..." eyes nearly popped out of sockets, "...because it seems that you have to go against Newtonian physics. Ryoko has the ability to counteract gravity and inertia apparently without forcing something else to move in the opposite direction; that is she creates an action without an equal and opposite reaction..." Washu interrupted, "More accurately, a reaction without an equal and opposite original action." "Oh yes right, you're right. Anyway, in an atmosphere, that's relatively easy; you can push off atmospheric particles and it only appears that you are negating thermodynamics entirely. Unless of course you do it with an engine, a propeller or jet like Earth's aircraft do. Ryoko might employ electromagnetic repulsion to do the same thing in an atmosphere. In space, the problem becomes what to push off of. True there are particles in space, but they are so sparse that their combined mass is infinitesimal. In order to push off them, Ryoko would have to generate a magnetic field strong enough to push the particles away at immense speeds. Even if she could generate a strong enough magnetic field, the speeds required are probably significantly faster than the speed of light, and therefore impossible to generate. The other problem is, in generating a sufficient magnetic repulsion, she would also push away any nearby objects, like the wreckage of Ryu-Oh just aft..." trailing off. Tenchi tried not to look upset, he just looked at Sasami and smiled, very grateful. Tsunami's second half didn't see his gesture however, she was too busy playing some small, simple game with Ryo-Ohki, now in humanoid toddler form, and completely oblivious to their guest's breech of tact. Washu whispered, "...go on, it's all right..." Starting slowly, "The point of all this is that electromagnetic repulsion just wouldn't be a viable method for space flight. However, you'll remember that I spoke before about creating new forces; that's an over simplified explanation, and not entirely accurate, but it will do. Now, realize that the four primary forces of nature, which are like gravity, electromagnetism et cetera, are really just different aspects of the same phenomenon. Remember that we live on a 'plane' which is part of a 'stack' of planes. If you put a dent in one of the planes, then anything near the dent will be drawn towards it. Anything with mass causes a dent; therefore, anything with mass pulls anything else towards it. This is the way gravity works, and the other three forces too, except they seem to be caused by different stimuli and they appear to have different effects. Really though, that's just because of the particular conditions in our plane at the moment. Now, you can use the underlying phenomenon to create what really seems like a new and controllable force. In actuality though, what's really going on is that we are manipulating the gravitational force. Believe it or not, a concentrated energy burst will produce the same effect as a massive object on the curvature of our plane; therefore, because of Ryoko's enormous energy source, she can produce a mini gravity well around herself, which allows her to fly through atmospheres, space, and also objects, if she's phased of course. There is one problem though, since gravity wells extend indefinitely, I would imagine that one strong enough to overcome Earth's would effect nearby objects as well as Ryoko..." "Well you can ask our resident genius about that tomorrow," interrupted Katsuhito, "For now I believe we'd all better get to bed, you can spend the night here if you'd like," he said off hand as he disappeared up the stairs. "Um...well thanks...uh...for your kindness..." but he was already gone. *********************************************************************** "Spending the night..." This shouldn't have taken nearly this long, Tsunami thought again. "And just when he was building up momentum too. Not like Ryoko was benefiting from any of this. *sigh* I try to do one nice thing for Sasami and end up horribly disrupting two people's lives." Her own life was becoming rather strange, ever since Ryo-Ohki rammed Ryu-Oh into the Earth. "Ugh *sigh* well, if nothing else I can return one of their lives to normal." If she sent her agent back to his home world now, everyone would just assume he had left in the night, no longer interested in being their guest. Her form flickered and disappeared. *********************************************************************** "Mihoshi," a voice whispered, "Mihoshi," louder, "Mihoshi!" screaming now, "HEY, MIHOSHI!!!" But it was no use, she just wouldn't wake up; she would however mumble about her past failed partnerships, particularly about the most recent, with Kiyone. This particular subject of Mihoshi's ramblings had finally given up her attempts to lure her former partner back to GP headquarters and left to pursue her own career several months ago. It was too bad, but it couldn't be helped; she would just have to try to beat Washu's security. Again, she vanished. *********************************************************************** A small alarm sounded as a plush Ryo-Ohki doll bounced on a spring through the subspace gate above Washu's head. Despite the fact that it was the middle of Japan's night, the scientist awoke to bright daylight. It was always daylight in this area of the lab, in the chamber housing the creation of Kogato's most useful contrivance, that which served to produce a made-to-order life support segment/CPU interface for a Juraian tree-ship. Ryu-Oh had restored itself completely long ago, and Washu was lying near the central tree on what once was a floating platform and was, now that the remainder of the ship had formed, the main floor of the life support dome. "Ugghhll...fell asleep in broad daylight. I really have to get to bed more often." Of course, it wouldn't be that hard to cancel the need to sleep entirely... The collision of her head with that of a bouncing plush Ryo-Ohki brought her attention to the fact that she had been awakened for a reason. Her pseudo- terminal informed her that her ban on usage of the dimension tuner had been breached and that security measures had been enacted. "Yes!" Maybe Mihoshi's luck was running out. *********************************************************************** The paralyzed and absolutely dumbstruck astral form of Tsunami hovered a few feet off the ground. Not only could she not disperse the astral body to return to her own sanctum, but she couldn't receive sensory input from any but her present form. On top of that she couldn't move, and could see no way of freeing herself. "Amazing, her autonomous security systems are more powerful than the strongest of the Juraian fleet; if she ever decided she wanted control of the Universe..." In fact Tsunami had often wondered what Washu's motives were. She hardly ever released her new developments anymore...so it wasn't fame that she was after. In truth, her actions were very much like someone trying to get an advantage over...who? Jurai? For that matter, where did she come from? Tsunami remembered Washu from millennia ago. The brilliant student that suddenly burst onto the scene at the Imperial Science Academy. Presumably, she had actually been the age that she appeared at that time, but sometimes Tsunami suspected that Washu was in fact much older than the twenty-thousand years that she claimed. How else could she posses the same power as the Juraians, contained in the power gems. In fact, those gems seemed to actually /feed/ Juraian trees; truly creating the power rather than channeling it as did the Juraians and their trees and even, so she thought, herself. Only Tenchi and Washu's gems had the power to create the energy, other than the planet Jurai and its waters. What did Washu want in the long run? Tsunami had no idea, but she knew that no matter what it was, it would come to pass; not she nor the Juraians could hope to match the power that Washu possessed. A blazing white doorway appeared from nowhere and out stepped the roughly twelve year old form of the Universe's most intelligent entity. "Hmm...oh well, not Mihoshi." At Washu's unspoken command, Tsunami was free to move. "And just what do you think you're doing here?" Washu chimed sweetly. Tsunami, actually somewhat frightened, nonetheless calmly and benevolently explained that she had merely wished to reverse part of the damage she had done. "His place is here for now." responded Washu mysteriously, and did not elaborate. "I'm not sure I know what you mean, surely it is best to return things to as close to normal as possible." "No! Can't you see he wants to stay? If he didn't love this world why would he have spent so much time observing it?" "But his family, friends?" "D'ya /really/ think that someone who's formulated detailed theories on the behavioral patterns of a woman who's 27,000,000,000,000 HSUs along our 4D cosmic stack has a whole lotta friends? He's probably pretty reclusive, spends most of his time at his computer and..." she looked around, "...he's /definitely/ gonna prefer mine." "You intend to allow him access to your lab?" "Why not? It's been a long time since I've had a student. 'course it'll probably take him a lot longer than 20,000 years to reach anything like my level!!!" she was lapsing back into her silly, singsong tone of voice. "But his life span can't be that great." "And at birth neither was mine, I've achieved immortality through technology!!!" She /really/ over-accentuated the end of her statement and shouted the whole line. As she did so the lights in the lab blackened and holographic emitters produced a triumphant radial pattern of light behind her in midair. "You would extend that kind of offer to him but not to your close friends?" Washu's face contracted into a series of parallel horizontal lines, the corner of her mouth twitched as she said, "But they're already immortal," in a soft monotone. Tsunami looked embarrassed as a small sweat drop formed over her head, but a moment later she replied, triumphantly, "Even Mihoshi and Noboyuki?" Washu raised one eyebrow. Tsunami was about to laugh at her own absurd comment when she realized that the majority of the sentient beings she was aware of, notably her own second half, would certainly not regard her comment thusly. "You would let them die when you could save them, even if they seem troublesome and inferior to you, you should allow them the right to live." Washu raised the eyebrow higher and said in a particularly mocking tone of voice, "OK, two points here, one: They might not want to be immortal. Two: EVERY SINGLE PHYSICIAN, BIOLOGIST, TECHNOLOGIST AND /SCHOOLCHILD/ IN THE /ENTIRE JURAIAN EMPIRE/ knows how to keep a humanoid from dying, it's common knowledge! Tsunami realized that she had made an uncharacteristically large mistake and her sweat drop ballooned to the size of her head. Her only defense was a soft, "And how do you know that this student of yours will want to be immortal?" "Well of course he will!...Hmmm...well I guess that might not be true, in fact there's a good chance it isn't...blast! That would ruin everything! *sigh* Well I'll just have to find out when the time comes." And she released the rest of her security. Tsunami acknowledged this with a polite goodbye and disappeared thinking, "'Ruin everything?' Why would she care so much about having a student...what is she planning?" *********************************************************************** "Maybe not so kind as I thought..." mumbled Tsunami's agent as his /wonderful/ sleep on the kitchen floor was interrupted by Mayuka's screaming; and was immediately whacked on the head with the blunt edge of a long wooden sword. "Aaghckuh...uhhh jeeze, sonofa...ga...aaaghhh!!!" Then suddenly realizing that that experience was remarkably similar to what he imagined that of being smacked on the top of the head with the blunt edge of a wooden sword would be like, he turned around. "Oh hi Katsuhito." he mumbled; then in a mock cheerful tone, "Good morning! You know, that's the first time I've ever woken up and immediately been smashed on the head with a block of wood?" His assailant responded in the tone he took when he was being silly, "Really? I would never have guessed, how interesting." "Well thanks for the new experience, you know I'm always happy to try new things, speaking of which, when's breakfast? You know we didn't have dinner last night with all the 'fun' we were having, and I'm getting rather hungry." At this Sasami burst in, "Oh hi you two, up bright and early huh!? Great, I need someone to go into town to buy some things for dinner, could you please do that for me?" She looked to the most recent addition to the list of people she could ask to go into town for her. Said addition almost asked why someone else couldn't do it, but figured if nothing else, it was because everyone else was asleep. He looked to a desk clock on the nearby counter. He was glad for the ability to at least read the numerals if not the alphabet of his hosts. Which reminded him, "Oh, but I can't read Japanese, how would I even get to town, let alone find somewhere to buy food?" Sasami: "Oh. Well, I can just wait 'till Tenchi or someone gets up so don't worry about it." Katsuhito had become serious again. "If you are to live here for some time, you should be able to read the language, I suggest you ask Washu if she would construct a visual translator for you. "Good point." In truth, he had been looking for an excuse to pay Washu a visit in her lab, to at least get another look at what had absolutely amazed him upon his last entry. "I've been wanting to ask about her progress in searching for Ryoko anyway." *********************************************************************** With a slight hum, the outline of a door appeared, curling from the apex down to the bases the white line suddenly flared and formed a simple freestanding wooden door, which opened and was passed through by the newcomer. He closed the door behind him, which dissolved into a white outline again, and retracted back to the single point of the apex, and disappeared. Even that simple creation of Washu's was immensely interesting when actually observed. But it was nothing compared to what stretched before him now. An enormous building, he knew it was one of thousands, and one of the smallest. This one was a park setting, with walkways and trees and grass. A strangely shaped particle accelerator tube ran throughout, like a theme park roller coaster winding through the trees. There were relatively few signs of advanced technology. This was the scientist's preferred place to work if only her pseudo-terminal was necessary. But she wasn't here. He walked over to the large vertical tube about fifty meters away. "/State your destination/." A computerized voice queried the tube's occupant. "Whichever station is closest to Washu's location." He responded. "/Acknowledged./" A plane of light, parallel to the ground, formed a few feet above the newcomer's head. The plane swept down, and wherever his body encountered it, it vanished, eventually removing him entirely. *********************************************************************** A plane of light formed in the vertical tube behind and to the left of Washu's floating cushion. As it traced down, the top of a humanoid head appeared, followed by the remainder of the newcomer's form, which then stepped out and looked around. He had seen this place before, it was the the aquatic life building; considerably larger than the previous room, this stretched farther than he could see in every direction, including upwards and downwards. He was on a narrow catwalk, and though the lighting was easily sufficient to see and walk, it wasn't nearly enough to prevent the dominant color from being black. Ahead, a huge network of water filled tubes, each a good fifty feet across, played in and out of holes in the walls, ceilings and floors of various free floating cubes, all very large, and mostly containing tanks for smaller animals. This level of catwalks, and others, higher and lower, connected all the cubes, one of which was quite close to his present location. The glass faced tanks were entirely within the cube, and continued in a line to the end of the wall. The presence of a branching catwalk which continued around the cube's corner led him to believe that there were probably other tanks along that face as well. To his amusement, he noticed that one of the glass windows had a small fence in front of it with the sign: *** /Ryo-Ohki: Do not enter/ *** attached. Small white blobs swam back and forth within that tank. Farther ahead, the catwalk made a T intersection with another, this one ran along beside the maze of water-filled tubes. Looking along its length he noticed a small dark shape directly in front of one of the vertical sections of pipe. A little ways (probably a good thousand feet really) up the pipe was a large, obviously carnivorous creature. It's width nearly filled the tube, and it was hard to tell if the thing ever had any room to turn around. It looked like the pipes just continued indefinitely, with no variation except their curves and bends. He looked back down the tube to the point just behind the catwalk. A black silhouette was superimposed on the pipe. The catwalk was about the width of the pipe in front of it, but it almost looked like the huge carnivorous creature was about to swallow the small silhouetted figure. "Heh, amazing. The same exact scenario. Of all the places she might be and all the positions that thing might have taken in the tube, they end up exactly the same." A few hundred feet up now, the creature opened its mouth as wide as the pipe's width would allow, and continued its decent. Meanwhile, the newcomer began walking toward the T intersection; it would take some time to get there, and he began looking at the various tanks, their glass panels flush with the wall of the cube, which was now directly to his left. As he passed the fenced off tank, he heard a continuous looping recording, meowing. Probably repeating the sign in Ryo-Ohki's language. "Hmm..She can understand English...er....Japanese, right? Guess she just finds it easier to understand that language. Or Washu's telling her something she wants to keep secret...nah, Ryoko could understand it too, well unless they really only communicate through the mental link or..." realizing he was babbling on about nothing, he started thinking about the other tanks. There were some strange creatures, some empty tanks (or tanks who's occupants he couldn't see), and some rather ordinary things, looking a lot like Terran aquatic life. Nothing too strange really, probably just species similar to Earth's or something. The huge carnivore snapped its jaws shut. And silently continued down the tube. "It must do that every time it comes there. Why? Not like it would look like it were about to get a snack to it. Hmmm..." But now he was nearing the intersection. He could now easily make out the shape of Washu sitting on her floating cushion and working on her pseudo-terminal. He wondered why she hadn't detected him yet, as he rounded the intersection. Now he should be in her peripheral vision, though he was still about a hundred feet away, there had to be a more efficient way of getting around in here. Why she didn't see him was beyond him. He was now only about ten feet away. He was about to say a greeting when he noticed a shadow keeping his pace on the floor, and slowly enlarging. "Uh...Hi Washu, I was ju...Acghch!" He said, as he was lifted off the floor. "Um, why the full setup Washu, I don't really think I'm worth so much effort." "True, there are a lot of people that could fill the position, /but/ you're the first who came along /soooo.../" she trailed off, checking around the base of the machine that was suspending the newcomer a few feet off the ground. "Uh...well...anyway, I came here 'cause I thought I might need to read Japanese at some point and it just seemed that..." "Perfect! That's a great place to begin! Visual translator huh? Not enough, you need a few more enhancements..." "Uh...hmm?" "...plus...I think while I'm at it you might benefit from a better alternative to those earphones..." "Oh I get it, subsurface implants? Direct brain connection stuff right?" "Well, yes. Must you continuously lapse into that vernacular?" "Well, it /is/ faster..." "Hmmph." "...and more efficient..." "Wellllll." "...assuming you're talking to someone who knows it, and of course you do." "Whatever." "There you go." That produced an expression on Washu's face which said, "I'm damn near ready to kill you, you insolent little vermin!" And understandably, also quieted the newcomer quite quickly. "Well, shall we begin?" "..." "Good." The machine rotated ninety degrees so that he was now lying on his back. Several large probes descended toward his head and he felt a few sharp pricks, one in the back of his head, and two, right above his ears. Suddenly his vision blacked entirely, and was immediately restored. A small transparent window appeared in front of his face with the message: *** Accessing... *** The message box waited a few seconds, then began putting new lines of text up every few seconds. *** Accessing... Decrypting individual encoding traits... Processing signal... Downloading data to probe... Disconnecting interface... *** The box disappeared, and suddenly a computerized voice spoke, "Accessing...Decrypting individual encoding traits...Processing signal...Dowloading data to probes...Disconnecting interface..." The machine rotated back to the vertical position and retracted. The newcomer was again standing on the catwalk, facing Washu. "That was fast." "Of course!" Proclaimed the greatest scientific genius in the universe, as she removed the earphones she had given her subject previously, and threw them behind her shoulder into the subspace gate that materialized there at her thought. "What did you expect? Not a particularly difficult procedure. At least not for THE GREATEST SCIENTIFIC GENIUS IN THE UNIVERSE!!!" As she said this, a small box appeared in the lower left corner of the newcomer's vision. It read: *** Translating audio input, original language: JISL * *** This was really cool. He wondered what the asterix was for, and a larger transparent box appeared in the center of his vision. *** '*' denotes additional data available for item *** Words could not express how incredibly, amazingly giddy he became when at his wish, the box closed and out popped a second box explaining the additional data for the small notice which by now had disappeared, seeing as how Washu was no longer speaking. *** JISL: Juraian Imperial Standard Language; AKA. Universal Standard Language; also known to many developing worlds, but thought of as a native language to natives (Most notable example: Japanese-Earth, Sol System, Jurai Capitol Galaxy. *** At this point he was all but foaming at the mouth and twitching, and Washu slipped away, chuckling about but slightly concerned with the level of inane pleasure which her subject derived from the first stage in her plan. Enthralled, he began walking back toward the transport tube. As he passed some of the tanks, he heard snippets of extremely basic conversation from within. Some of the creatures' instinctive noises had recognizable meanings and it was all translated for him. Entranced, he entered the tube. *********************************************************************** Still wondering why Washu had chosen to go so far beyond the call of duty, but having regained his senses, he walked out the door to the lab and almost collided with Tenchi, going into the kitchen. Tenchi was already past the door and didn't notice him come out. As they entered the kitchen Sasami, now cooking breakfast, let out her standard greeting for first Tenchi, then the newcomer. Tenchi turned around, and was surprised to find someone following him into the kitchen, "Aah! Uh...um...heh heh," he started, and began to wonder whether the danger of the last three years of his life was finally getting to him. The cause of his start looked at him quizzically, and Sasami released a short giggle, followed by a repeat of her earlier request for someone to go into town. Tenchi immediately volunteered. Sasami however seemed to feel that Tenchi had been working too hard lately and why shouldn't they let the new arrival handle this task, if it was all right with him. It was, and he was just leaving when Katsuhito reemerged. "Ah...I see you made it back from Washu's lab faster than I had anticipated." Tenchi was slightly worried about this /Oh no! What's she up to now!?/ "So...Was she able to solve your problem?" "Most definitely! And not only that but...Oh never mind, long story." /Oh good, she was just helping out, false alarm. Unless of course 'problem' meant...oh please no!/ "In fact, I was just heading into town to test the thing out." /That's not how it sounds, just repeat that to yourself.../ Katsuhito turned to Tenchi, "Good...And of course you will go with him Tenchi?" /WHAT?!/ "Actually I was..." "Tenchi, you heard what I said." "Yes, but I..." "Tenchi! You will go into town with our guest! Now get going! Tenchi mumbled an affirmation, and the pair left in the direction of Okoyama; Tenchi first stopping to pick up a large basket with which to carry home the items to be purchased. No one noticed the small furry shape which floated into the basket as they departed. The newcomer was actually surprised at first that they were walking into town, he felt a little silly when they reached the bus stop. "Oh." Tenchi: "Hmm." "Oh nothing, just thinking to myself," he lied. "Oh, OK." And they boarded the bus which had just arrived. *********************************************************************** /Translating written language: Japanese*/ *** The dialog displayed in the bottom left corner of his vision. He couldn't see any Japanese writing, it was all replaced by the English, in the same font and style as the original. The only problems were the letters which weren't against a background, so that you could see through holes in them. The system had to guess what was blocked by the original, and it was obvious. Washu probably had systems capable of doing it better, but he guessed not with the input his eyes provided. He opened the additional info available on the small notice: *** Japanese: Earth-native alphabet derived from Juraian Imperial Standard Language* . Syntax and grammar identical to JISL*, vocabulary similar but lacks many technical terms and recent colloquialisms, in addition to differing cultural terms and names. 1.View original language 2. Highlight translated text *** That would be interesting...the box disappeared and all the text he could see save a very few signs, apparently originally in English, began flashing irritatingly fast. He wished he could slow that down and immediately up popped a large box. The text "Main Preferences" was centered near the top, and several descriptive pictures with text labels underneath were arranged horizontally beneath the title. Most of the boxes were grayed out, but "Sensory Input" was available, so he chose that. It was amazingly easy to use this system, despite having no background in thought controlled computers. The box changed to a list of options, three grayed out but "visual input" and "audio input" were available, he chose visual input. An enormous list displayed... "Hey..." ...It was way too long to look through now, he would have to play with this stuff later... "...um, excuse me..." ...but for now, see if I can ask for a specific...yep, here it is, highlight flash speed... "...hello? You OK?..." ...and just set that to...there! All the boxes closed simultaneously, save the one notice informing him of the translation in place, and he was immediately aware of Tenchi looking very worried and trying to get his attention. "Oh! Sorry. Just playing with this visual translation thingie..." /Oh! That's what it was./ "...Hurry! We're at our stop!" "Oh, sorry again," and they got off and began walking towards a shopping center. "What's it look like to have written stuff translated for you?" As he explained, they entered a shop, and after a few minutes had found everything Sasami had asked for. He was still talking about Washu's system when they reached home, going into detail on all sorts of trivial information, and in general boring Tenchi to tears. Tenchi was quite sorry for having asked when they finally got inside and he went into the kitchen. The newcomer excused himself and said he'd be gone for a few minutes. *********************************************************************** Washu was right by the tube when he materialized. "Wah!...Oh, heh. Hi." Then remembering why he had come, "WOW! You call this a beginning? How could you make a better translator?" "Translator? How can you still think that's all it is? Someone like you should have been able to figure this out long ago...Oh well, I'll explain it later. For now, I was just going out for lunch, so if you wouldn't mind..." "Huh? Oh right, sorry." He stepped out of the tube. "Wait, what do you mean, 'someone like me?' What's so special about me?" But she was gone. He followed her into the tube, and told it to return him to the park building. Appearing there, he saw the door closing ahead of him, and he walked over to it, and out. *********************************************************************** "Indeed." What was so special about him? She couldn't possibly be interested in some ability of his, as with Tenchi. And there were certainly MANY individuals who were his physical and mental superiors. Tsunami brooded over her failure in Washu's lab and over her inability to understand why on Earth this person, who's only real distinguishing factor was his origin, should be so important to the plans of the greatest mind in the universe. Still brooding, she began to replay the past two days' events in her mind. *********************************************************************** Washu was peculiarly quiet during most of the meal; she seemed to be puzzling over something to herself, and she was definitely worried about it. Finally she came to some conclusion and joined the conversation, which had shifted abruptly a few seconds ago to the subject of Ayeka's undying love for Tenchi (needless to say, a rather unilateral conversation), to which she interjected her desire for the last night's "story time" to be continued that afternoon. The remainder of those at the table produced various, nearly hidden expressions, demonstrating their opinion of the last night's entertainment; with the exception of those too young, too dignified or being addressed. The singular member of the latter category spoke next, "Oh, sure. OK. I could do that. I guess I could pick up with..." "Couldn't we at least wait until after lunch?" pleaded Ayeka, annoyed at having her monologue interrupted. Washu flashed a stern look in her direction but agreed, "After lunch then." Seeing no way out of being subjected to another barrage of incomprehensible and horribly boring babble the rest grudgingly relented. Noticing said grudging aspect of his hosts' relention, the newcomer was becoming unnerved. It wouldn't be wise to get on Ayeka's bad side either. But he suppressed this thought and continued eating in the ensuing uneasy silence. *********************************************************************** "As I was saying, I guess I could pick up with weaponry," started the newcomer. "All of Ryoko's energy weapons are really the same, they just have different shapes. Also of course, some are projectile while others are hand- held. Now, there are a couple of possibilities here; the two I find most likely are a huge buildup of EM energy or plasma channeling. "Now, the first one has a lot of problems. One is that you wouldn't be able to see the weapons at all, the second is that they wouldn't keep their shape. Now it is conceivably possible to make them keep their shape, but if you could do that, it would be possible to just create the thing inside your opponent; so there wouldn't be much point. "What seems a lot more likely is that she attacks like the mass do, only in a more sophisticated style. The mass induce a matter/antimatter explosion within themselves and channel it outward as loosely focused plasma. Of course this requires them to heal themselves for a while afterward, but this doesn't matter much as there aren't a whole lot of enemies that can withstand even a loosely focused plasma blast. "With Ryoko it's a different story, I don't think the plasma is generated by a matter/antimatter explosion, but rather by just heating up whatever is around her; or maybe material drawn from another plane, by channeling her gems' energy into it. Once you get it heated up, you have to keep it in one place. In Earth labs, that's already been done using magnetic fields. Ryoko might generate a highly structured field, but that would be pretty hard...so I would imagine that what really happens is that she uses the same techniques as for flight and phasing, manipulating hyperspatial curvature. You can create a pocket of high curvature in the location where you want a sword or energy ball to be, and inject it with superheated plasma. To make the sword move, you just tie the pocket's movement into your hand movements, to fire a energy ball you simply push the pocket forward, and it acts as a wave, propelling the plasma with it. Of course if you want more power you inject more plasma, which makes the ball bigger, but also takes longer to charge. Oh, and by the way, the sound the weapons make is akin to thunder; when plasma comes into contact with air, it vaporizes it, making it glow and also creating a sound, which is constant in this case and not in thunder's because lightning only lasts a short time. "The only thing I can't figure out is why the sword is repelled by other energy swords, like the Tenchi-ken..." for the first time in almost two days, he had said an entire name-suffix combination. Normally he had relied on the translator to do that, but 'Tenchi-ken' was so natural to say that his intended speech and his actual speech matched for a longer period of time than had happened since the translator was activated. Having only just gotten used to not speaking what he thought he was going to say, this sensation was rather surprising and gave him pause for a few seconds, then he continued, "...uh...oh yeah right, swords. So, anyway I really can't think of why. If anything they should be attracted to each other by the gravity fields holding the plasma in place." He thought on this for a moment, "Well actually I guess they wouldn't, because the fields have to be canceled out to avoid pulling other things in, just like with Ryoko in flight..." but that was the limit of his chain of logic. "All right, listen up," chirped Washu, "I see you are in need of aid from the Greatest Scientific Genius in the Universe." Ayeka rolled her eyes when she thought she was unobserved; and the rest of the group was somewhat startled when flying dirt and the sound of smashing ceramic signaled that Washu at least had noticed. Allowing the pot to remain on her head, Ayeka scowled and was silent. "As I was saying, I'll help explain this one. You see, the square wave form of the gravity well disallows any increased population of plasmatic particles, resulting in a repulsive effect." "..." After a few seconds the newcomer ventured a, "Wait, the wave form is square, how would that effect..." "NO! The wave form is not square! The form of the field is a square wave, so it has a square-wave form...not a square waveform." She laughed rather hard and asked mockingly if he had any ideas on how to make an object's quantum wave form into a square wave, because that would be very interesting to see, and on for a bit in a mock evil tone before he said something that shocked her, although he couldn't fathom why. "Well I can't even come up with a good hypothesis on how to make a gravity well square! How do you go about such a thing anyway, and if you did, wouldn't you just end up pulling all the matter you sliced with the sword into the well?" "What do you mean? You can't be unaware of that sort of hyperspatial manipulation technique!? Then how did you...We'll discuss it later, let me go on." Hyperspatial manipulation techniques! What does she take me for, how could I possibly know anything about how to bend hyperspace? As he was thinking, she had began again... "...normal gravity well, the well is created by the mass of the matter; but in this case it is created externally, and in fact the mass of the plasma isn't allowed to make it any deeper. In addition, the plasma pool is injected in four dimensions. That way, the whole well fills up, leaving no room for anything else. That's why it just cuts through normal matter, instead of sucking it in, and that's why it repels other swords, which can't be cut and are at the limit of density themselves. Coding the implants that control how big the well is was an interesting challenge, especially after Ryoko decided she liked making her sword in two sweeps of her hand, one to spray plasma directly into the air, the other to make the containment field and give it shape. She kept loosing some of the plasma to the atmosphere before she contained it and it ended up making the containment field too large. The first time she did that it was in combat against a battle remote. It had an energy sword as well and they went right through each other!" She started laughing. "She would've been sliced in half if she hadn't done the same thing to it a few milliseconds before! I had to spend a lot of time working with the implants to detect plasma loss and reduce the size accordingly. Of course she didn't know any of that, she thought I had programmed the robot to flicker it's sword so it would go through, just to test her. She was just a little angry." She laughed again, "And I just did a little reprogramming job via remote link." "How'd ya do that, huh Washu? Through your mind link?" inquired Sasami. "The same mechanism really, except with my computer on my end instead of my internal crystal matrix broadcasting." The newcomer smiled at that, he had been confirmed on one point at least. Come to think of it, his whole weapons theory had been confirmed. This was great, his smile widened and began to draw attention from the others. "Just what are you smirking at?" said Washu. Stammering slightly, "uuuh...nothing! Just...thinking about something." "What specifically?" "Wha...oh nothing real..." Washu's finger hovered menacingly over the keypad of her newly summoned pseudo-terminal. He winced. "...It's just that you confirmed my weapons theory." She was dumbstruck, it was the largest mistake she had made since allowing herself to be captured by Kogato! /Me and my big.../ But she couldn't allow him to realize that it had been an error. He must be made content in thinking that it was a planned move. Making a small affirming sound, she smiled and nodded slightly. "So, do you have any oth..." Sasami interrupted, "What is it Ryohki?" And suddenly they were all aware that the little cabbit was standing stock still, hair raised and trying as hard as she could to draw attention to the lab door. Washu was surprised, "What could that be?" She called her pseudo-terminal. Immediately a large, centered dialog box erupted onto the screen: *** TARGET MATCH FOUND: In search for: /Hakubi Ryoko/ Total Search Time: 21h:32m:12.395s Summery: Search target /Hakubi Ryoko/ located by continuously passive scanners not allocated to search operation /[?]/ at hyperspatial displacement of zero HSU and spatial location estimated within Sol star system moving along an intercept course with Sol-9 at 2.30 astronomical units per hour and accelerating at 1 astronomical unit per hour per 2.54 hours. WARNING: Unable to acquire target lifesigns...detailed readout follows Encephalography reading: ZERO ACTIVITY Cardiography reading: ZERO ACTIVITY Core body temperature: approximately 4 Kelvin *** Washu froze, with an outburst of emotional vocalization which seemed frighteningly uncharacteristic to the others, who had not seen the message on screen, she ran from the room, closely followed by Ryo-Ohki, Tenchi and Katsuhito; the rest, slightly puzzled, walked after them towards the lab. *********************************************************************** "Oh come on Ryohki!" Sasami pleaded dejectedly towards the transparent wall of Ryo-Ohki's ship form, "Please try to go faster Ryohki!" "Maybe if you gave her something spicy to eat..." but he realized that none of them had any idea what he was talking about, and he stopped short. "She can't go any faster Sasami, believe me." said Washu, sulkingly, in a sad monotone. "I know...but...well I thought..." Sasami went silent and stared at the starscape through the wall. By this time Washu had told the group of the report she had received. They were all aboard Ryo-Ohki speeding towards Pluto. Ryoko would have impacted the surface by now. No one had wanted to try the long range visual sensors. She had been moving /fast/ and accelerating very quickly, Washu was unsure whether even Ryoko could withstand such an impact, even if she wasn't dead to begin with. Some time later, Washu made her regular query, "Ryo-Ohki: ETA to Sol-9." On screen a small box winked into being, containing a few digits giving the time remaining on their journey to Pluto. About three minutes remained. Washu sighed. She did not enjoy the thought of what she might be about to see. She shuddered in the control chair. Sensing her creator's discomfort, and associating it with the status display, Ryo-Ohki removed it from her viewscreen, and meowed hopefully. Washu took little notice, "Dynamically magnify forward view to show Pluto full screen." Her command was obeyed, and the front view screen zoomed in on the small speck just visible in the distance until it filled the screen. Pluto and its moon Charon filled the screen. Charon was in a portion of its orbit almost behind Pluto from the prospective of the viewer, so that a portion of its disk just protruded from the right side of the planet. "Normal view." There was little change. If anything the planet on screen seemed to grow at the command. They had arrived. A mid-sized window appeared on the wall, displaying orbital characteristics and other data which Ryo-Ohki had computed. "Don't enter orbit Ryo-Ohki, just land." She meowed questioningly. "We won't have to search from up here, it should be easy to calculate where she landed. Ryo-Ohki meowed happily in compliance and set to work making the calculations. After a few seconds a grid overlaid the image of Pluto on screen. A small cross hairs formed over one junction of gridlines, and the orbital window immediately changed to a planetary landing information screen. "Land a few kilometers away, just in case something followed her to the impact site." Ryo-Ohki acknowledged, and a few numbers on screen changed by very small fractions. "Everyone get ready. This won't be fun. And be ready for a fight." *********************************************************************** A barren landscape, nearly Lunar. A single star only slightly brighter than the rest of the starfield providing lighting fainter than a moonless night on Earth. And as the lonely planet and its moon slowly circled that star, it witnessed in the course of several hours more activity than it had known for aeons. The dust of five billion years lay thirty feet high atop the entire surface of the planet. Formed by countless ancient impacts, this dust would have been kicked into deep space by the engines of any normal craft. But Ryo-Ohki's space-drive allowed her to hover inches above the surface without disturbing a single grain. Tenchi leaped out through Ryo-Ohki's now nonexistent forward bulkhead, flew about twenty feet through the air and dug thirty feet into the "ground" "Think Tenchi..." thought Washu to herself as she calmly walked out of the ship, suspended above the nearly liquidic dust by her own telekinetic ability. For those not so empowered, the scientist had devised a device, to be mounted under one's shoes, which sent a strong burst of thermal energy down through the dust, immediately melting the column of it directly below one's foot, and fusing it into a molten mass which hardened into solid rock immediately in the immensely cold Plutonian atmosphere. Ayeka, Sasami, Katsuhito, Noboyuki and the newcomer walked out of the ship, clad in spacesuits which the only member of the group to have seen such things was very grateful looked nothing like Ryo-Ohki. Actually, that was not entirely correct, Ayeka, not wanting to wear such a cumbersome garment as one of Washu's space suits, had opted to carry an air recirculator along with herself in a low-powered forcefield which she was generating around herself. Despite Washu's warnings against this decision, the princess had insisted that she could easily maintain a forcefield of such little strength for more than the time she would need to. And so the group departed, along the way, Washu plucked Tenchi out of the dust and slapped a pair of her contraptions onto his feet. Ayeka at once rushed over to him, and immediately doubled the air pressure in her bubble as his body displaced her limited air supply. With probably the worst pain in her ears she had ever experienced, the terribly surprised sovereign jumped away and began to brood over her misfortune. A cloud of dust visible in the sky marked Ryoko's location, and the base of that cloud was now almost visible over the terrain. An atmosphere of gloom dropped over the group and they continued over the rise silently. As the leaders topped the ridge, they saw a large bowl-shaped crater in the dust. The impact had cleared a large circle of the dust away from the interior of the crater and a smaller hole was visible in the solid rock in this area's center. The group broke into a run, Ayeka forgetting for a moment that she "hated" Ryoko and running along with the rest. Washu's daughter lay lifeless and cold on the floor of the smaller crater. Few could stand to look at the pitiful form as Washu and Katsuhito hoisted it out of the hole. However, Washu remained hopeful that her creation might yet be saved. The group began their trudging march back to where Washu had instructed Ryo-Ohki to stay, hovering. Crunch. "Hey you guys, did you hear that?" Crunch crunch. "You can't say you didn't hear /that./" The thin Plutonian atmosphere interfered with sounds. The now quite audible footsteps sounded alien and bizarre. Washu cautioned that they were not alone, and Sasami let out a scared little cry. The footsteps now ran toward them, several sets were now discernible but no one among the group could identify the direction they came from. Washu silently informed Ryo-Ohki that she had better get here quickly, but got no response. That worried her. "I've lost my link to Ryo-Ohki." Sasami's fear was expressed more forcibly this time, and Ayeka tried to comfort her sister, only to again experience the effects of almost twice normal atmospheric pressure for a few moments before she jerked away. Tenchi tried to help, but Sasami insisted that she was all right. As the little girl turned to talk to her big sister's love, she suddenly stopped dead in her tracks and pointed to the crest of the nearest hill. Everyone at once spun to look, and saw a horde of black shadows rushing toward them. Washu increased the strength of her helmet spotlight and the oncoming enemy became visible. The mass of attackers was made up of hideously deformed creatures: wolves, bears, giant birds, and other beasts none of those born on Earth had ever seen (and which the others had never wished to see again). They moved unbelievably fast, so fast that they would be upon their targets within seconds. All the creatures were unearthly, not flesh, their forms took on the shapes of great dead trees, broken and desolate. But the charging beasts certainly did not look weak. The group broke into a run again, this time encumbered by Ryoko's lifeless form. With a screech the first of the creatures attacked the trailing members of the group. A small flying thing, it shattered into wooden shards upon being struck by one of Washu's energy blasts. They continued. "The rest will be here any second!" Ayeka shouted. "We have to stand and fight them, we can't outrun them!" Admitted Washu, and she and Katsuhito hurriedly put down Ryoko. As Tenchi drew the Tenchiken it flared to life in his hand. Washu began downing the leaders of the wall of beasts rushing towards them with energy blasts. The rest, save Katsuhito, attempted to stay behind the line of protectors. "Tenchi, throw Yosho that sword, use your own!" shouted the newcomer. Neither Katsuhito nor Tenchi were very surprised by this additional display of mystical knowledge. "I'm not sure!" protested the holder of the lighthawk sword, "I can't always hold it..." and the front line of the enemy slammed into them. Katsuhito managed to hold his own even without the sword which he had entrusted to his grandson. After a few very moments of intense battle a pile of shattered wood lay strewn about the ground. "That's only the first wave!" shouted Washu, "The main force will be here any time! Tenchi, give your grandfather that blasted sword!" "But I..." The issue was forced by Washu's telekinesis. The Tenchiken glowed bright for a few seconds as it accepted Yosho as its holder. The blade flared again to life. "Try Tenchi!" shouted Washu. "Yes, please Tenchi!" pleaded Sasami from behind. And then it happened, a diving avian fired a burst of energy at Ayeka. The terrified princess increased power to her shield to protect herself, and in doing so depleted the last of her energy reserves. She fell unconscious to the ground. Washu immediately instructed her central lab computer to erect a forcefield around her unconscious form, so as to keep her temperature acceptable. All she could do though was to increase the temperature of the Plutonian atmosphere, there was no way to provide a breathable atmosphere without the now lost bubble of air which the recirculator had been recycling. "No! Ayeka!" shouted Tenchi. With a surge of emotion he spun around. His body flared with white light and he emerged from the glow wielding the lighthawk sword. The transformed warrior charged the entire enemy force single-handedly. As he ran, the sword separated into its three wings, which exploded with a blast of energy directed forward towards the charging beasts. Not one was left in the wake of the immense show of power. "Go Tenchi!!!" chimed Sasami, but her happiness soon faded as she looked down at her dying sister. "Washu, please help Ayeka...please Washu I know you can..." Ayeka was suddenly enveloped in a blue glowing sphere. Sasami jumped back, startled; but a familiar shrieking meow from above relieved everyone's worries. Ryo-Ohki finished transporting Ayeka to her bridge and descended to ground level. She was obviously heavily damaged. "Be more careful from now on Ryo-Ohki!" commanded Washu as she entered. The ship replied with a wholeheartedly agreeing meow. As Sasami expressed her deep thanks to her giant friend, Washu took them into orbit and set them on the fastest return course for home as was available. *********************************************************************** "Still not working quite...right...hmm...lemme try this...nope, still down...gotta narrow the scanning radius.../that/ did something...now I've just gotta..." The universe's leading figure in scientific endeavors was standing alone in her lab, talking to herself as she attempted to bring Ryo-Ohki back into full working order. The others had been terribly surprised when she had simply inserted Ryoko into a little box and left her while she worked on Ryo-Ohki. But they had to be practical about things now. Ryoko would be fine in stasis for as long as Washu needed to finish this. Ryo-Ohki was their only means of escape from Earth if whatever attacked Ryoko came after them; and she had a terrible feeling that she knew who had been behind the attack. And if she was right, then she must act quickly. Her plan must go into effect sooner than she had expected. "YES!" she hit a few keys, "Good morning Ryo-Ohki!" *********************************************************************** "She's been in there for ages, I wish she would tell us what's going on," worried Ayeka, pacing the floor outside of Washu's lab door. It was now several hours past midnight. Ayeka and the others had been waiting in the living room since their arrival back on Earth. As yet there had been no indication of Washu's progress with Ryo-Ohki, and no indication of when she would address the issue of her daughter lying in stasis with terrible injuries and little chance of survival. The sound of a door being worked caused them all to spin around, but the lab door remained closed. "What in the world..." But any confusion was quickly cleared up by a chipper voice sounding from upstairs. "Hey everyone! When's dinner, I'm really hungry right now...hey, why's it so dark outside...OH NO! I slept through dinner! Ohhh...OH! Sasami, would you mind fixing me a little snack please, that would be /really/ great you know and I would really appreciate it..." As Mihoshi droned on a look of awful despair grew on Sasami's face. She was about to say something when her sister exploded at Mihoshi. A lightning- quick and immensely forceful barrage of verbal attacks issued from the furious Ayeka, completely confusing Mihoshi, who really couldn't grasp what was being told to her. As the dumbstruck blonde retreated up the stairs, Ayeka felt a soft tap on the back of her foot. She wheeled around to see that the door had impacted her. Throwing it open she was wonderfully relieved to see a happy little cabbit bound out at Sasami, who cheered and gave her little friend a huge hug. Then everyone looked up at Washu, slowly exiting her lab. She walked, tired, to the couch and slumped down. She tried to sound cheery as she said, "It was the crystal matrix by the way. Somehow got heavily damaged, that's why I couldn't communicate with her. Good thing she didn't try to fire or we'd all be..." Tenchi interrupted, "But what about Ryoko!" Washu sighed, "I can't spare the time right now. Ryo-Ohki was top priority, now I have to let you all know what's going on. We don't have any time to waste. Everyone was stunned. How could she be saying this, it wasn't like Washu at all; and several began to voice that concern before being cut off. "I mean we /really/ don't have any time to waste, I cut this one close. Everyone get outside now! We need to get off the planet as soon as possible. Ryoko will be safe in my lab, I've already eliminated all the wormholes to it's plane. She's in stasis, so she'll be fine until we have time to try to revive her. Most hesitated. Washu casually told them that if they wanted to stay they were certainly entitled to, but she was getting the hell out of there. This convinced the rest, everyone hurried out into the front lawn and boarded the waiting Ryo-Ohki, newly refurbished and enhanced to what degree had been possible in the short amount of time which had been available. Not worrying about being seen, Washu set her creation to full hyperdrive from its hovering position a few feet off the Earth. The shear speed of the craft which was to accelerate to many times the speed of light previous to reaching the moon caused the atmospheric column for hundreds of meters around to be converted to plasma. The resulting "reverse meteor" was broadcast around the world for weeks. *********************************************************************** "We have a major problem," stated Washu as the group listened intently. "I'll say so, we haven't got any food and I'm /starving!/" bawled Mihoshi, who had only barely just caught up with the group aboard her own ship, which was as woefully understocked as Ryo-Ohki." "She actually has a point this time, groaned Washu. "We don't have nearly sufficient supplies for a journey to Jurai." The newcomer mumbled under his breath, "Understocked, on a journey to Jurai, running from some unknown enemy...sounds familiar." And then louder, for everyone to hear, "What? Has some impostor taken over the throne again?" The looks on Ayeka's and Katsuhito's faces were priceless, but Washu sank into another of her distressed bouts of deep thought. Where had this erroneous information come from? The legitimacy of the Juraian royal family was unchallenged. Could she have been wrong about him? If so, could the plan still work, or was her subject unacceptable? She would have to observe him further. Meanwhile, her subject was dealing with a problem of his own. "Take that /back/ youuuuu...." Ayeka's speech transmuted into a collection of guttural noises normally reserved for expressing her distaste towards some action of Ryoko's. Small logs spun out from her tightened frame and began hurling themselves at their hapless victim, who was loudly proclaiming his innocence in addition to the jocular nature of his comment while wildly leaping around the bridge attempting to avoid being battered to death at the hands of the princess. Ayeka was getting closer, she could have just vaporized the little upstart, but energy blasts might not be the best idea in this location. Anyway one of these logs was bound to hit eventually... "Gagh!! Where do those things /come from!/ " shouted Ayeka, as bits of pottery and botanical matter rained down from atop her head. "You would /know /that if you would just pay attention for a few minutes and stop trying to kill everything that annoys you!" Ayeka protested this perceived injustice vehemently, but her arguments were easily rebutted by Washu, who was quickly able to convince Ayeka to just give up and be quiet. The newcomer sat down, rather relieved, on the floor; as there was nowhere else to sit. He glanced around, most of the rest were doing the same thing. It suddenly occurred to them that this would be a long flight with little in the way of entertainment. In short they were bored. Despite the scene a few minutes ago, the truth was that they were sitting in a big round room with nothing in it save one chair and a view of a lot of little white dots and rainbow colored lines which were nearly motionless outside the windows. It was impressive that they were visibly moving at all. He supposed that in a few days they would be moving quite quickly as the acceleration built up. In a few more weeks they would begin to slow down as they decelerated. Jurai would only be a few days away then. A few weeks of this. Oh well, best to try to think about something to pass the time. He got interested in Ryo-Ohki's drive. Unlike the planned interstellar ships on the drawing boards on Earth, Ryo-Ohki could accelerate to the absolute maximum speed she was capable of in a few days; therefore, she would get to that speed and coast until it was necessary to decelerate. Similar actually to most Terran interplanetary flights or the planned interstellar flights, except that the constraining factor there was fuel, not maximum speed. He began wondering why they couldn't just jump to maximum speed. Conceivably, with the space-altering techniques employed by Washu, every atom of the ship and passengers could be made to have the same forward momentum and velocity simultaneously, negating the problems associated with incredibly fast accelerations. He would ask Washu later. Come to think of it, why not now? Nothing else to do. He started to speak, but was interrupted by the sudden wailing of Mayuka. Ayeka placed the child in her lap and began to rock it, cooing softly. This made no impact on gushing baby however, and Washu stepped over, ready to try her hand at the problem. At her wish a small black wormhole appeared in the air just above her head and off to the side. A prewarmed bottle of milk, bearing her crab symbol of course, tumbled out of the hole in such a way as calculated by some lowly computer slated for only that one task as just to land in her hand right-side-up. Washu grasped the bottle and offered it to the crying baby, pacifying her for a time. Mihoshi took one look at the happily suckling baby and began to wail louder and more irritatingly than it had. She was perplexed and dismayed by the fact that Mayuka could have dinner but she could not and she expressed this dejectedly to Washu. Washu tried to explain, "You see, there are only a few objects I can summon without being detected. The transportation signal is broadcast hyperspherically from my lab so that I can pull one of the objects into this plane at any location without sending out a signal. If I want something else, I have to tell the computer to send it to me, which would give away our location to our pursuers. I hope they aren't watching the Earth's broadcasts." she brought up a screen of a news program displaying a shaky home-video of their fiery liftoff from Earth early that morning. "There must be guys with cameras covering every section of Earth's sky continuously," griped the newcomer, his sentiment was shared by the rest of the group. At least it didn't really look like a ship taking off Washu thought. It just looked like a big pillar of fire shooting up off the Earth's surface. The strangest thing about it really was that it was on screen for some time and yet was perpendicular to the tangent to Earth's surface at the point of liftoff. Usually the only large fireballs captured on tape skim along in the atmosphere nearly parallel to the surface for some time before leaving Earth and going off into space or impacting. To an observer on Earth the pillar may have seemed to be a mere oddity, but their enemy would realize the significance of the footage if they viewed it. They couldn't jam the signal without giving away their position, so they would just have to hope for the best. "I have set us on a course that they shouldn't be able to ascertain from the video. Plus, Ryo-Ohki's space-drive naturally captures emitted radiation, effectively we have a perfect cloak so long as no one gets within a few hundred meters. Even then they probably wouldn't realize we were a ship. Obviously though no one will get that close if I have anything to do with it!" *********************************************************************** Twenty-seven days later, the strain on already frail interpersonal relationships was beginning to take its toll. For roughly seven days no one had spoken to anyone save for a few quick arguments between Ayeka and Mihoshi, or futile attempts to explore some uncharted area of conversation. Finally, one among them had had enough, he asked the question which no one had dared ask before Washu was ready. "Who exactly is chasing us anyway?" asked Tenchi, not really expecting a straight answer. Washu looked unhappy, but spoke, "Well, I guess I have to tell you before we get to Jurai anyway. I was hoping that I could test out the equipment before you knew, but it doesn't look like I'll get a chance to. None of you have heard of our pursuer before, exempt perhaps you," she turned briefly towards the newcomer and then addressed the group again. "She is an ancient enemy, hugely powerful. Her resources are spread out over many universes, and so she works through proxy within three-dimensional planes. Her existence was only brought to my attention recently, by someone you will remember, one of her proxies, my old friend Dr. Clay." She paused dramatically, and certainly received the response she had expected. "But I thought that we..." "That's correct, but before the good doctor departed, I had a small...conversation...with him. Since that day I have been preparing for this confrontation. Our rival goes by the name of Tokimi..." at this Sasami started, she had heard that name before, were her prophetic dreams finally becoming reality? "...she has power beyond my own, but she has limits. For one, despite existing in more dimensions than any other being that I am aware of, she cannot view entire 3-D planes at once. She had to send proxies out to find me the first time, and I suspect that her tactics will not have improved. Those wooden creatures from her realm seem to support that. She was way off in pinpointing Ryoko's landing site. At least she managed to hit the planet though, good thing she didn't send her flying off into deep space or we wouldn't have gotten home in time to make preparations. My point is that we need help, and I believe that the Juraian military would be willing. So we must make it to the capitol. Understand?" The newcomer spoke, "Note: Test subject number...two two three dash five seven omega dash human dash sol...internal sensors report job completed for operation: build matrix," his voice contorting into both Japanese and English simultaneously. Needless to say, most of those present, especially the speaker, were more than a little surprised by this statement. Washu walked over curiously. The subject of Washu's current interest spoke, "What the hell was th...did you...um...what are you doing?" Washu was now standing motionless and staring at the starfield through the newcomer. Seemingly oblivious to the chorus of voices requesting the reason for this latest string of oddities. After some moments, she slowly came back to reality, slowly stating, "Good. I was just trying to make contact, everything works fine by the way." "What is everything...make contact with /what?!/" "Just try thinking about it for a bi..." Suddenly a slight shock rippled through the crystalline hull. It was soon followed by another, of similar strength. Washu frowned, "Ryo-Ohki?" A large window sprung up on the forward viewscreen, the window showed a small icon representing Ryo-Ohki with concentric circles radiating outward, the outermost circles were green and they gradiated to red as they neared the icon of the ship. Several red flashing dots slowly moved toward the ship, the innermost circles began flashing as another of the objects penetrated their circumferences. Above the display stood out in large letters: "Threat Proximity Display" Washu: "Highlight in standard view." Red wireframes appeared in the main viewscreens, highlighting the incoming objects, black and invisible against the darkness of space. All were directly behind the ship, and accelerating towards them. "How are they doing that?! They shouldn't even be able to /see/ us, let alone /catch/ us!" "Why not, we're already way past light speed right? Why can't they be going faster?" Washu grudgingly agreed. "But how did they /find/ us?" "I'll bet if you just turn off course a bit, they won't follow." "You think they're following our original trajectory?" "How else could they know where to find us?" "You may be right. Ryo-Ohki, change heading point two degrees in any direction and then correct course to Jurai." The group watched as the line of missiles shifted to one side. They saw the chain's full extent, it was thousands of missiles long, all easily faster than Ryo-Ohki. A frightening sight, even for those hardened by combat. What came next was much more so. The lead missile veered towards them. A few seconds later, it impacted, and another small ripple was felt inside. Ryo-Ohki meowed, to Washu and the newcomer it was intelligible, with all available energy reserves slated to repair, they could survive about five hundred of the missiles. "Maybe you weren't right," groaned Washu, looking at the newcomer. There must be something emanating past the cloaking field. I guess there's no need to hold communications now." Washu's pseudo-terminal appeared below her outstretched hands. "I'm going to see if my lab computer can detect us," she explained. A few seconds later she muttered, "Target not found," quoting her computer. After a delay, she suggested, "Maybe there's something inside the field," as another explosion shook the bridge. "Blast! Ryo-Ohki, target the farthest missile you can and fire!" An affirming meow sounded and a single beam of light stretched itself from the tip of one of the ship's long protrusions toward one of the oncoming missiles. A small energy field became visible around the targeted device for a few seconds before a distant explosion shown through the viewport. Washu noted, "That took a lot of power, do you have enough Ryo-Ohki?" A long thin window appeared in the viewport, two lines began drawing themselves across from the left to the right sides. One started about halfway up the window and curved up slowly. The other started in the bottom-left corner but arched up faster. Near the right side the two lines intersected. A large legend flashed on the screen as another missile collided, "Failure, all resources expended, simulation results in destruction." Mihoshi spoke up, "What're we gonna do Washu?" Washu turned slightly toward the fearful detective, suddenly focused her vision beyond the wall of the ship and then spun around and smashed her head into the floating pillow that had suddenly appeared. "Three! Three times now in the last month! How did I not see that!" She looked angrily at the group and pointed to Mihoshi's ship, dutifully following their new trajectory as Yukonojo was slaved to Ryo-Ohki's guidance system. The newcomer spoke, "But it's inside the cloaking field, isn't it? How could they see Mihoshi's ship either?" Washu replied, perturbed, "Yes yes, but the cloak only shields against electromagnetic and hyperspacial distortions, not physical particles. Ryo-Ohki's space drive doesn't put off any, but the Galaxy Police don't have that technology. Mihoshi's ship's navigational thrusters put off exhaust that the missiles must have used to calculate our new trajectory." "So that's how they found us in the first place," said the newcomer. "They must have followed the trail of exhaust Mihoshi left when she was trying to catch up to us." Ayeka scowled, "We should have just cloaked right away and left /you/, you tro..." Suddenly an immense shockwave pounded through the cabin as Mihoshi's ship's port side erupted in a ball of flame. The fire quickly went out as the oxygen was released into deep-space but the damage was done, the ship was hopelessly damaged. Washu noted that she should have thought that the explosions might be damaging the other ship as well. Mihoshi jumped at the viewport and stared morosely at her stricken police cruiser. Ryo-Ohki suddenly meowed an alert as a small window appeared with a progress bar and the words, "Beginning dump of core memory, Yukonojo to Ryo-Ohki tertiary data-storage bank." Once the bar reached the end of its track, and the window disappeared, Washu said, "Ryo-Ohki, open a comms channel to Yukonojo." Ryo-Ohki obliged, and meowed upon her success. Washu ordered, "Yukonojo, disengage slave guidance and change course forty-five degrees away from Ryo-Ohki." The doomed computer responded instantaneously, firing thrusters to take it as far away from Ryo-Ohki as it could get before being destroyed. The group watched as the chain of missiles spun around yet again towards the rapidly receding ship. Several minutes later a small point of light shone brilliantly against the backdrop of the stars. It disappeared several seconds later. Mihoshi droned, "Galaxy Police Code: section 1342 states that...or...um...was it 1324..." and this continued for some time before the group finally learned that /some/ section of the GP Code instructed agents to immediately report the loss of a vehicle to central command. Again Washu was forced to deny Mihoshi's request to transmit, "We just lost the missiles, do you want them back?" "But I have to and...uh...because they said that if I broke the rules again then I..." "We don't have time for this." Washu said coldly, ignoring Mihoshi's morose ramblings. "So, have you been thinking about what happened?" she looked patronizingly at the newcomer, and awaited an answer. "Uhhh...well, the speech itself must have come from the translation probes that you gave me. Can't really say why they said that, unless you had some nanobot group build me an integral crystal matrix, which of course is absurd..." at which point he noticed that such a thing apparently did not seem so preposterous to Washu, judging by her expression, "...you...seriously did?!? Then does that mean that..." the newcomer's hand glowed red for a few seconds, before exploding into a bloody mass of globules which rained down onto Ryo- Ohki's cabin floor. "You might want to try the presets first," said Washu, "Oh come on, don't just stand there staring at it, /heal/ the thing, its starting to make even me sick." He just stood in shock, staring at his amputated - or rather, exploded - stub of a wrist. "All right, I'll do it for you," The newcomer felt Washu's mind inside his own as she linked via the crystalline matrices. Suddenly, a succession of small globules extruded from the stump, slowly melding together into the shape of a hand, replacing that which had been there before. "That new material is twenty times the strength of standard human flesh, said Washu, any part of you that gets destroyed will now be replaced by that. Eventually you will be entirely made up of the stuff, just like Ryoko, Ryo- Ohki's organic body, and myself of course." The newcomer was becoming aware of existence again, albeit slowly, "Well...I'm not...um.../objecting/ to being given superpowers of course, but," he hesitated a long time, utterly confused, "why on Earth did you do this? It seems so uncharacteristic." "I was just getting to that before your nanobots interrupted me, you see, I need help in the upcoming battle against Tokimi and..." "Oh! So you're just going to make a whole lot of Ryoko-type warriors to..." "Wrong!" And for the first time, the newcomer experienced having his skull impacted by a very heavy load of soil contained within a painfully tough ceramic shell. As the little clumps of dirt and flower bits rained down around his head, Washu continued, "You are the only one I intend to transform, I was in the process of searching Earth for a suitable subject when you came along. Your timing was perfect, or rather Tsunami's timing was perfect." "So, you're saying that you want me to destroy Tokimi's entire force single-handedly?!" Washu sighed, "What is wrong with you? How can you be so perfect for the part and yet be so stupid?!" she yelled, loosing control of herself but quickly calming down. Under Katsuhito's scornful gaze, she went on, "I just don't understand it, anyone who could develop such an advanced hyperspacial scanning device as yours should be able to deduce my whole chain of logic in minutes! I just..." she stopped when she noticed the newcomer's rather embarrassed expression and his nonverbal attempts to arrest her attention. "I suppose that there isn't anyway to speak in private on this ship." "Actually, that's rather easy," stated Washu as a sound-dampening forcefield sprang up around the two. "What didn't you want the others to hear. Outside the bubble, Ayeka, Mihoshi and Sasami were trying to reason out just that. Ayeka said, "This isn't good, whenever she comes up with one of these plans and doesn't let the rest of us know what's going on..." Sasami interrupted, "Now don't be mean! Washu's always really nice and...helps with things and..." Mihoshi interjected, "Plus, at least they seem to be having a nice, logical discussion." Ayeka: "Indeed, now if she starts laughing maniacally we have something to worry about." Washu burst into maniacal laughter, "FICTION!!!" she managed between heaves, "You mean to say that you come from a world..." and couldn't contain herself for a while, "...a world where someone just happened to reproduce ours accidentally, in perfect detail!" and after a short pause, "For a TV show!" Outside the field, Ayeka and Mihoshi stood aghast. Mihoshi started to say something whimperingly, but Ayeka tried to qualm the fearful atmosphere by saying, "Perhaps he just told a really funny joke. Look, she's been laughing for some time now; if she had come up with some plan, wouldn't she have gotten really serious and started working on ideas?" Washu grew serious, she was concerned. "Then you are not suitable. I will have to start over. You have the resources to get yourself home now, or anywhere else you want to go. I suggest that you not get involved in this matter." But the newcomer objected, "This is by far the most interesting place I can imagine going. Besides, I can't even use those resources without blowing off pieces of my anatomy. I need to stay to learn to use the crystal matrix. We have time before we get to Jurai, you can tutor me." Washu began to relent, "Possibly...and perhaps I can still use you." she lowered the field, "What's wrong with you two?" she said to the pair of women staring at her fearfully. Upon receiving only a blank stare as response she waved them off and walked over to the wall of the ship. "Come over here," she said to her new student. He did so, and asked what she had in mind. Suddenly he found himself gripped with an impossibly strong hand and thrown against the viewport. Dazed, he stumbled back whilst Washu began critiquing his "performance." "No, no, no. First, you should have been able to resist that, you're as strong as me now; if you can figure out how to use it anyway. Obviously you were supposed to phase through the wall..." "And exactly how was being thrown into a wall supposed to teach me how to do that?!" "Now don't be angry at yourself for not catching on right away, think of this as a pretest. Here try this..." "I don't think you quite got the point..." But Washu was already outside, floating alongside Ryo-Ohki in the vacuum of space. "How am I supposed to do /that?/" he protested. After standing in confused silence for a few seconds, he turned to the others, who apparently were oblivious to what was going on. Turning back to the wall, he saw Washu floating there and staring, irritated and looking bored. "Oh what the hell..." The newcomer stared at the wall, he tried to activate some mental trigger to jump into subspace. Finally he activated the menu that he had found earlier. The familiar "Main Preferences" title appeared; underneath, all four boxes were now available. Now he could make out the labels beneath them: "Weapons," "Forms," "Transport." He selected transport. A submenu appeared: "Flight," "Teleportation," "Continuous Feedback Hyperspatial Shift." "There's no way Ryoko uses this menu," the newcomer laughed to himself as, "Continuous Feedback Hyperspatial Shift" expanded to become a title bar across the top of the window. A gigantic list of preferences appeared lower down, and he began scanning it for anything that looked like it would tell him how to actually go into hyperspace. After about ten minutes, Washu's voice resounded through his consciousness, "You missed it." He looked up a few lines. "Well why don't you just tell me?" Washu sighed, "All right," she said irritatedly, and one of the choices highlighted itself. As "calibration" moved to the side slightly and spawned a short list of other choices, the newcomer realized his mistake. "Oh! Submenus!" Washu nearly smacked her forehead. He selected "calibrate neural macro controls" and the text expanded and moved to the top of the screen. The rest of the text cleared to show a descriptive diagram, animated, a few frames in length, showing a silhouette of a person fading from black to a transparent gray. The animation repeated continuously. Underneath, a line of text read: "1. Phase shift out." Beneath /that/, an emboldened legend read, "Perform command now." Washu's student thought about this for a second, before concentrating on what he thought would be an acceptable command for phasing. The top line changed to: "Command string recognized" and then quickly to: "1. Phase shift out--confirm." He tried to concentrate on the same thought. Again the top line changed: "Command string confirmed" and again to: "2. Phase shift in." Simultaneously, the diagram reversed direction to show a figure fading in from gray. This process repeated itself several times, after "phase in," there was "target stationary standard-space object," "phase into/out of alternate plane," "phase in/out without flicker-effect" and other increasingly useless choices until the screen cleared entirely, displayed the message, "Setup complete: setup complete for task: "calibrate neural macro controls." The screen then returned to the long list. The new hyperspace denizen closed the windows and tried to prepare himself for what he was about to do. He focused on Washu and used the "target" command; her body began to flash slowly to indicate that she had been targeted. Then he concentrated on phasing out. Slowly the world around him grayed and became transparent, it quickly returned to normal. Perhaps he had phased a bit too far away from standard space. He began to float towards Washu, unconsciously. The targeting system was controlling his flying, as he did not as yet know how. He approached the wall, drew in a deep breath in anticipation, passed the wall smoothly. He phased back into standard space. He was in free-fall, floating in deep-space; he let out his breath. The gaseous water in his exhalation crystalized into ice and froze into solid daggers capping his nostrils. //PANIC!// He instinctively tried to inhale, the icy protrusions blocked the airflow entirely. He opened his mouth, gasping; no luck --/vacuum stupid/-- his eyes opened wide in terror as he tried to phase back into the other plane. He couldn't concentrate to do it, and he couldn't calm down. He looked in desperation to Washu for help...and found her convulsing with laughter a few meters "above" his head. Only now did he realize that he didn't feel the lack of air. If he was being asphyxiated then he was in a very bizarre form of shock. No, he didn't need air. Calming down now, he retargeted on a patch of Ryo-Ohki's deck and phased out. Slowly he floated inside and phased back into reality. Mortified, he watched as Washu descended to the deck, still laughing heavily. With one skillful stroke of her energy sword, she amputated the her student's newly grown "appendages." They shattered on the deck and melted into a pool of water. "May I ask just why you saw fit to phase back into standard-space?" The truth was he had no idea himself, it had just seemed the correct action at the time. He stammered a reply, and in an attempt to change the subject, began to query Washu on the method she employed to negate respiration. "Fair enough question. Why do you need to breathe in the first place?" "Uh...to facilitate cellular respiration?" "/Yes/...and what exactly does that entail?" "Umm....well, uh...I don't remember the details quite fully...been a while since biology. Let's see...something like: cells use glucose and oxygen and water to make protons pass through little generator things in the mitochondrial inner wall..." "That'll work. Basically, the same nanomachines that built your internal crystal matrix and did your translation for you before it came online are also moving those protons through the 'generator things' themselves. Also, they refine complex organic molecules from the material in a plane about 5 HSUs from here and oversee your body's use of them. Basically then, you don't need to breathe, drink or eat; but you can if you want to, of course. Also, all your body's cells are working at 100% efficiency now, and so is your digestive tract; so you'll never produce any waste again, unless you decide to deactivate that option. You can also control the exact mixture of gasses that you exhale..." she went on with only somewhat interesting details for a time, but never came back to the main string of the conversation. Eventually, she said. "And now you'll have to excuse me, we need to start decelerating." She walked off to the control column. Now the newcomer was aware of the group that had gathered around him, completely amazed by what they had just seen. "WOW! Are you Ryoko's long-lost brother or something?" wondered Sasami out loud. "How come you never did that before?" Ayeka interjected, "Just how are you related to that despicable, hideous /creature/..." obviously forgetting that she was in earshot of someone who was not only quite possibly the most powerful person in the universe, but who also considered Ryoko to be her daughter. Perhaps a potted tree was a bit of overkill. Washu didn't seem to care. All discussion on the matter stopped. There was a general silence in the cabin excepting Washu's continuous drone of voice commands. Again the newcomer noted that the complexity and length of time needed to accelerate and decelerate Ryo-Ohki in reality was considerably greater than he had seen at home. In the several weeks he had had to wonder about it, the newcomer had come up with a hypothesis regarding this discrepancy. Suppose that Ryo-Ohki's central computer wasn't powerful enough to individually hyperaccellerate every particle in the cabin. Normally, this could be done remotely by Washu's giant main computer, but with communications severed, all maneuvers would all have to be done by Ryo-Ohki and Washu. "Just hold that pattern and tell me when we get within an AU or so of Jurai," Washu said to Ryo-Ohki, before hopping down from her chair and heading over to an empty section of floor. "I've dropped the cloak and sent a message ahead to Jurai. We'll be there in about a day, that should give them time to mobilize their forces..." "What makes you assume that my father will so easily bend to your will," scolded an angry though barely conscious Ayeka. "Oh, I think they'll agree to help me. You see, I've decided to take them up on an offer Funaho proposed to me some time ago..." The newcomer knew what she meant, "You mean to create more ships like Ryo- Ohhhhh..." a glimmer of comprehension. "But the matrix won't..." "Not the standard one, no. Don't you think I've advanced a bit in 2,000 years? Ryo-Ohki actually grows crystal to make her hull 'cause she's almost all mineral anyway. But with a bit of tweaking a simple matrix can pull material from a nearby plane to make the hull. It's not what I originally intended to do with you, but given recent events, I don't think that I should trust you with anything more complicated than filling an order." "Thanks a lot. What did you have in mind originally anyway?" "Unfortunately there's no time, you have to learn to fight in less than 24 hours. Remember, you'll be pretending to be a ship, so we'll go in with you in tow, you'll have to hold ship form as long as we're within the Jurai system scanner perimeter. Now, this will be complicated. I'll set up the first part myself, we don't have time for you to search." Again, he felt Washu's presence in his mind. He saw her thoughts, had access to a few of her recent memories. Saw himself from outside. Then was jerked back into his singular being. "There. All set up, you are to transform into ship form and allow the cosmogation computer to function. I've set it to follow Ryo-Ohki. Try that now." This seemed rather sudden. Still wary of his last two attempts to utilize his newfound abilities, the newcomer calmed himself, then accessed the main menu. He selected "forms." Several new choices appeared, with descriptive pictures as in the main menu: Ships, Organics, Garments, Other, acquire new. He selected "Ships," and was presented a list of several classes, each with a descriptive schematic diagram and 3D model along with several lines of statistics: Main Battlecruiser, Shuttlecraft, Scoutship, Escort Frigate, Troop Landing-Craft, Dreadnought. He liked that "Dreadnought" option, but thought it best to go with what he was accustomed to. "Main Battlecruiser" flickered red and white and all menus dispersed. Suddenly, the newcomer felt himself involuntarily float off the ground. He was aware of some entity asking him, "Inclosed space, break out or phase through?" He replied, "Phase through," and felt himself phase out of reality. As he went through the wall, crystalline structures were already sprouting from his limbs and back. Soon he was completely inclosed. He now had no sensory input, he was floating in void for some seconds...before suddenly... Now the newcomer felt a surge of input. A powerful new entity shared his mind with him, the central computer, newly formed out of crystal. He saw in the full spectrum of EM radiation, he heard and fully understood conversations on every radio and subspace band, he had lost the sensation of his body, replaced by an acute awareness of the functioning of every minute system and subsystem of the ship. He felt the orientations and velocities relative to the galactic core, Jurai and Ryo-Ohki simultaneously. He had no idea what to /do/ with any of this. He sent a message to Ryo-Ohki via subspace comms: "Washu, can you hear me? What do you want me to do now?" /Incoming voice transmission: source Washu: aboard indep. ship Ryo-Ohki to /JNS Loose Cannon/ central computer, ack/accept/deny/ignore?/ "Accept..." He heard: "Yes I hear you, now you need to practice some maneuvering, we're out of hyperspace, so just try flying some circles around Ryo-Ohki." "Send ack...send voice: 'Right, will try that. By the way, I am interested by your selection of names: /Loose Cannon?/' ...Accept all future incoming messages from this source." He was thinking with the speed of the supercomputer. Hell, why not just stay in this form all the time? He loved the quickness of his thoughts, he learned immediately everything he could possibly want to know about anything he thought of, and he had nearly infinite memory storage. Everything relevant went directly into long-term memory. He tried to disengage the autopilot, that went smoothly. He began a slow circle of Ryo-Ohki. That seemed to be working. He set the autopilot to continue the circuit and inform him upon completion; then he started trying to organize all this new data. *********************************************************************** "Incoming transmission on the military band, sir, maximum priority." The current CO of comms room delta swiveled in his chair, "All right, patch it through to my screen." "Sorry sir, it's encoded, eyes-only for the emperor." "Hm..." He punched a few buttons on his control console, and was suddenly looking into the face of the chief of military affairs. "Corporal, this'd better be good. I don't generally enjoy wasting my time being social." "Sorry sir, I have an eyes-only message for the emperor." "I see, have it sent up to the War Room." "Yessir! Good day sir!" "Good day. Out." The transmission terminated. "You heard him, relay that communication up to the War Room." "Sir." *********************************************************************** "What's this all about? What's so important it couldn't wait for the morning?" "Sorry, but I don't know that myself sir. About fifteen minutes ago we received an encoded transmission on the military band; maximum priority and your-eyes-only. We'll play it for you in the War Room." The sovereign of the universe grunted his acknowledgment. "Here we are, sir." They entered. "Good morning, sir," said the chief of military affairs, "I trust my aide didn't wake you too rudely." "Your trust is misplaced. Just play the message." The chief and his aide departed; and the emperor took a seat across the table from the main screen. Presently, the screen illuminated, Washu's face appeared. She skipped the formalities and got straight to business. "Greetings, I'll get to the point right off. In short, I need a good deal of military assistance, fast. I'm prepared to offer you the techniques to create your own crystalline battlecruisers. I'm en route to Jurai and will arrive in 22 hours. End transmission." This was unbelievable, incredibly fortunate. But what force could possibly prompt Washu to ask for help? He jumped from his chair and jogged out the door. Rushing through the corridors to the throne room, he was joined by his C.M.A. "I'm calling an emergency meeting of my advisory panel. While I'm in session I want you to get every military ship in the galaxy to this system. I don't care what they're being used for. And send a message to /every/ galaxy telling them to send a quarter of their fleets here. We don't have time to wait for them to get here on hyperspace drives, I'm authorizing the use of the jump- gate system." THe C.M.A was visibly shaken. He managed to stammer a, "Yes sir," before running off. *********************************************************************** A large rhomboid crystal separated itself from the floor of Ryo-Ohki's cabin. The face of the newcomer appeared holographically in its interior. "Now this was an interesting idea," it said. The probe was formed by Ryo-Ohki's crystal, but was guided through remote link by the newcomer, now pretending to be the /JNS Loose Cannon/, as they were well within Juraian sensor range. Ryo-Ohki's computer beeped, and printed a message to one of the windows: "Note: Now within one astronomical unit of Jurai." Washu acknowledged, and the message vanished. The newcomer-crystal said, "I think I'm going to turn control of the /Loose Cannon/ over to its computer and turn this thing into a representation of me...um, assuming I can actually do that? "No, /you/ can morph into other forms, but crystal-probes can't." "But I've seen Ryo-Ohki do it," he protested. "Well that's true, I do have the cabbit form prebuilt into Ryo-Ohki's computer; but due to the difficulty in making crystal look biological, its the only form available." "I guess it'll have to do. Lets see if I can figure this out..." He cut the voice transmission and sent a message to Ryo-Ohki's computer, "Establish datastream linkup to: indep. ship Ryo-Ohki: central computer..." "Recv. ack datastream linkup successful." "Send query: general syntax: crystal-probe form toggle" "Recv: response from indep. ship Ryo-Ohki, central computer: syntax as follows: 'command: subsystem goto remt-crys-prb ... command: subsystem_specific: remt_crys_prb_frm_tgl'" He sent the series of commands, and then shifted all his sensory input to the probe. Aboard Ryo-Ohki, the floating rhomboid began to metamorphose. The rigid form pulsated and suddenly popped into the shape of Ryo-Ohki's cabbit form. There was no visible distinction from the real thing, as Ryo-Ohki's computer was maintaining the form. "Oh...how cute! He looks just like Ryo-Ohki!" Sasami exclaimed. Ryo-Ohki let out a jealous yowl and immediately spawned a remote probe of her own. The group was rather confused. "How are we going to tell them apart?" "Can't you change color or something?" Before a response could be made, Ryo-Ohki's computer began to complain of overuse, maintaining two biological-emulating crystal-probes was too much. Now there was not enough free processing time to make the space-bending calculations to slow the ship. Washu ordered, "Ryo-Ohki, absorb your probe." The jealous ship refused to comply. "We're gonna hit the planet!" Still, Ryo-Ohki would not back down. To tell the truth, she was more than a little angry at Washu for ignoring Ryoko for so long. Washu looked distraught, then suddenly linked to the /Loose Cannon/. The newcomer-cabbit felt her say, "I'm establishing a dual-processing linkup between Ryo-Ohki and your computer." The newcomer was aware of a good deal more activity on the part of the /Loose Cannon's/ computer, and simultaneously he felt a surge as Ryo-Ohki's deck shifted under his crystalline feet. "All systems now functioning, note: now entering Juraian atmosphere," printed Ryo-Ohki's computer. The probe's audio modulator allowed the newcomer to speak, even in cabbit form, "I have to say that of all the weird things that've happened lately, being a cabbit is definitely the weirdest." Ryo-Ohki seemed glad to hear this. She walked over to Sasami and scrambled up onto her head. Sasami giggled and stroked her friend. *********************************************************************** Ryo-Ohki came to a hover over the great courtyard of the Juraian royal palace. Her probe jumped from Sasami's head and melted into the floor as the group transported down. Then, the crystalline structure of the ship vanished, leaving a floating Ryo-Ohki to drift down to the ground. The newcomer's probe, now controlled directly by the /Loose Cannon's/ computer, was still with the group in cabbit form, although he had adjusted the fur coloration to be slightly more gray. He had also told the computer to begin working on a new probe form based on his biological body, now encased in the crystal structure of Loose Cannon, hovering a few meters above the palace grounds. "Welcome!" shouted the uniformed man unnecessarily loudly as he ran towards them, holding his cap and leaning forward as if expecting to be blasted by a hurricane. "I'm the assistant captain of the royal guard; if you would please, follow me." The group followed the assistant captain into a door in a small shack made of what appeared to be adobe brick standing near a grove of alien trees. The interior of the shack was cramped for eight people and two cabbits; it was one room with dully luminous walls, and a small control panel affixed to a podium. "This is just a transporter room, we'll be traveling to the conference and negotiation room." He keyed in a sequence on the panel and allowed the computer to scan the group. "Just an ID check," he said, "and a check for weapons, et cetera." The scan completed, the group was immersed in blue glow. The small room vanished and they were floating in darkness. Suddenly, a much larger room appeared around them; the emperor, his wives, and several key advisors were already seated. Their guide spoke, "Please be seated," and departed. The emperor spoke first, to the now seated group, "Welcome to Jurai. Ayeka, Sasami, good to see you again. Washu, your message has all of Jurai worried. We have the largest fleet ever assembled ready to engage whatever this foe may be. Over fifty trillion ships are waiting in this system and in the interstellar void beyond it. The newcomer-cabbit exclaimed, "Fifty trillion! How could so many ships exist in the universe!?" Not at all taken aback, the man to the emperor's right stated, "Two hundred million galaxies times one million ships per galaxy divided by four to allow each galaxy to keep most of its fleet comes to fifty trillion." "Woah...But, how did they all get here so fast, it took us weeks to get to the galactic core." Funaho couldn't restrain herself, "Washu, you've outdone yourself, this one can speak! And it's sentient! Amazing." Ryo-Ohki took on an annoyed demeanor and Washu corrected the empress, "Ryo-Ohki is quite sentient; she's not terribly intelligent, but sentient nonetheless." Ryo-Ohki jumped on Sasami's head and looked dejected; Masaki scolded Washu for being mean. However, the emperor and his first wife were studying the newcomer's probe. Funaho asked, "Can we see the ship form?" Washu replied, "The ship is hovering outside, this is just a remote probe; we can have a demonstration and training session after we come to an agreement." The emperor spoke, "Fine, we agree to give you control of the armada, so long as you provide us with the training to produce and pilot your ships." "Acceptable, but at the moment I'd rather not access my lab, it would be better not to reveal its location. Once we have defeated Tokimi I will fulfill my side of the agreement." There was some dissension here; would it not be better, some argued, to begin producing crystalline warcraft to aid in the battle? Washu was adamant however, and after a few more points were settled, those present decided to proceed to the demonstration. *********************************************************************** "There it is, the /JNS Loose Cannon/." She turned to the lighter of the two cabbits, "If you would please transport us up." "Certainly," he said, and vanished. Moments later, the group was standing on the command deck of the newcomer's ship form. Washu said, "Control column," and the /Loose Cannon's/ computer obeyed, producing a chair and set of control orbs identical to Ryo-Ohki's. Washu took the seat, and moved her hands over the controls; instantly, they were in orbit. "Find a Juraian ship and take us there." The newcomer was presented a list of ships nearby by the computer, he selected the /Agamemnon/, a huge carrier with a complement of twenty fighters. This ship was highlighted for him, and as he moved toward it, he told the computer to highlight it in the viewscreen. His voice emanated through the bridge walls, "This is the /JNS Agamemnon/, we'll have matched her course and speed in a few seconds." Washu turned to face the emperor, "When we get alongside, order the /Agamemnon/ to try to destroy us." "Excuse me, but is that such a good idea, that ship is /really big/," worried Mihoshi. "Don't worry, /this/ ship can easily evade anything it throws at us." The newcomer was worried at this, she meant the computer, right? He queried the computer as to whether it had this ability; it replied that that was his job. Worried, he spoke into the cabin, "The /Agamemnon/ has a compliment of twenty fightercraft plus several pulse cannons, forward mounted, and laser turrets covering a full sphere around herself." Washu replied, "Perfect, display on-screen the current shield status and highlight all ships that would have been destroyed if this were a real battle." "Right, bringing shields up now," he said as the requested information was brought up on screen by the computer, responding directly to Washu's command. The shield indicator increased quickly to 100% and the newcomer decided to add a "ships destroyed" counter next to it. "I'm opening a channel to the /Agamemnon/ now," he cut off the audio feed to the cabin. To the computer: "send hail to /JNS Agamemnon.../" "recv ack. channel open" "rout voice to bridge audio I/O" He produced a tone to indicate the open channel, and opened a video window in front of the emperor. The captain of the /Agamemnon/ stood up from his command chair and addressed his emperor. After the standard formalities he seemed curious as to why the emperor was communicating to him in this manner. Upon having this explained to him, his face went ashen. "You cannot be serious, the /Agamemnon/ would rip that ship apart!" "We'll see about that," replied Washu. The emperor ordered, "Just attack." The channel closed. The newcomer got a message from his computer, "/JNS Agamemnon/ : changed state to hostile." He spoke to his passengers, "Enemy ship's charging weapons, her shields are up, she's launching fighters, I'm taking control." The computer went into battle mode and for the newcomer time slowed to a crawl; the computer had increased the speed of his thoughts to improve reaction time. He saw reports on which turrets were about to fire, and dodged. He was aware of the positions of every fighter and each one's simulated shield strength. The fighters proved no challenge really, soon the "ships destroyed" counter was at twenty; but he still had to dodge their fire, all the more interesting. Turrets started lighting up on the /Agamemnon's/ hull, these were supposed to have been destroyed. Soon the massive ship was disarmed, the newcomer opened a channel. "You are projected as having been defeated," he said, "cease your attack." *********************************************************************** "Truly an impressive display today, Washu," said the emperor, "Why do you not join us on Jurai, we are in need of a mind of your caliber. We would of course fund your endeavors..." "Ha! I have no need of funding. I have the resources of a thousand uninhabited universes at my disposal." "But certainly you cannot /enjoy/ life on that miserable backwater world?" "Father, I believe we've had this discussion before," scolded the first princess. "You're right, you're right," he said soothingly, "But I still don't understand what you could possibly find so...oh never mind; let us enjoy tonight. Tomorrow we will plan our course of action, agreed?" They agreed. The emperor continued, "I will expect your attendance, Washu...and...by what name shall I call you?" The newcomer's probe, now in fully computed human form, which externally appeared to be an exact replica of his true body, started to speak; however, Washu interrupted, "He is the /Loose Cannon's/ biological part's picture of itself." Untrue but a good excuse for picking that form in particular. "You might call him L.C. for short." "I see, L.C., I shall expect your attendance as well. Now, all of you, dine well." *********************************************************************** The newcomer didn't require sleep. Washu had thought to add that function to the nanobots she had given to him, remembering the incident in Ryu-Oh's chamber. That night he left L.C. in his bed and took the /Loose Cannon/ out to explore the cometary field encircling the system. As he drew near, he thought it prudent to switch to a smaller form. As he metamorphosed into a shuttlecraft, he felt the power of his onboard computer reduce markedly. At the moment though, he was having fun exploring the field; and testing his piloting skills amongst the rapidly moving and constantly colliding chunks of ice. His sensors could pick up the extremely faint tails the comets were putting off this far from the sum. It was quite interesting to watch their interactions with the other tails and the gravity wells of the other comets. Then, the tails were all that was left. He realized that he was outside the field, and outside of the systemwide sensor net. "While I'm here..." he thought, and accessed the "ships" submenu again. "I've been waiting to see what this thing is." "Dreadnought" flashed and all menus dispersed. A red-on-black progress bar appeared in the center of his vision. The title above the bar read, "acquiring materials-0%." Soon the "0%" changed to "1%," and a second bar appeared, titled: "assembling-0%." This ship was going to be huge! The descriptive schematic had already shown him the general shape which the dreadnought would take, a many-sided polyhedron; it reminded him of a borg ship, but why a polyhedron instead of a sphere? He decided to try to find some more detailed descriptions. About five minutes later, with the progress bars reading about 25%, he found what he had been looking for. He had thought that Washu's design notes would be stored in her lab computers; fortunately though, they had also been placed in his own databanks. He found a overall description synopsis and began to read. *** Dreadnought: Added as an afterthought to my new collection of crystalline ship forms, this ship is not designed to carry passengers, cargo or crew. The polyhedron shape lends itself to a carrier-type vessel, as the fighters can better gauge its rotation than with a sphere; and indeed the ship carries roughly seventy fightercraft. The interior is filled entirely with massive drives, computers and weapons systems. The onboard computer, though puny compared to my central computer, is by far the most capable shipboard computer ever created. The drives are capable of nearly instantly accelerating the ship to maximum speed, and are specially modified to allow movement in all dimensions. The weapons system is comprised of a single power source, which can produce immensely powerful laser blasts through the nearly mile-thick crystalline structure, which serves to amplify the direct the beams. On wide-field setting, such a blast could cripple a swarm of fighters, and at its most focused, a several-second blast can destroy a planetary defense shield; thus allowing landing craft to drop troops, or orbiting ships to bombard cities or fortifications. *** "No wonder Washu was so upset when I turned out not to be what she thought I was! This sort of power isn't something you freely distribute!" Perhaps he should erase the profile if Washu did not think him worthy of it. No. This type of military force would be invaluable against Tokimi. Now the "acquiring materials" bar was at full and "assembling" was at 95%. The second bar moved quickly now that all material was available. Soon it was at 96,97,98,99... The ship's computer activated, his senses activated; this was just like when he had first gone into battlecruiser mode. The rush of data was immense. His brain was not built for this, but the computer somehow managed to make him understand what it was feeding him. The data surge completed, the newcomer started back in toward Jurai. He was debating whether or not to return to battlecruiser mode when his sensors registered a crystalline hull rising from the palace grounds. "You are receiving a hail from Washu on Ryo-Ohki," reported the computer. It automatically opened a channel. "send voice: 'Hello Washu. I'm just up here playing with this dreadnought. What brings you out here so early?'" Washu's reply was immediate as the subspace transmissions were not limited to lightspeed, "We've been caught off guard; I've picked up readings of a massive armada coming in from millions of inhabited universes. They've got at least twice our numbers but I've already asked the emperor to send for reinforcements, plus we've go the dreadnoughts." "How could they be only twice our strength? Millions of universes should have millions of times as many ships...And whaddaya mean, 'dreadnoughts?' I thought this was the only one." Washu was now halfway to him, and Ryo-Ohki ws continuously broadcasting warnings to the fleet, telling them to prepare for action within a few hours. Her reply came in; only the computer was able to tell that it was slightly less garbled than the previous transmission. "Actually, very few planes have civilizations that fill more than one or two galaxies..." that would be because Tsunami wasn't helping them, thought the newcomer, "...especially the ones directly controlled by Tokimi; so it takes millions to match our strength. I believe that this is all that Tokimi can throw at us; it'll take some time for her to rebuild, by that time I hope to have my plan implemented... As for your second question; remember that I did some reengineering to Ryo-Ohki just before we left?" The transmission terminated. Suddenly, Ryo-Ohki exploded into a mass of expanding crystal protrusions. With the help of the ultra-powerful computer, the newcomer watched every system and subsystem form, until eventually the complete dreadnought was revealed. Ryo-Ohki was now a near duplicate of the /Loose Cannon/, with the addition of a bridge and crew quarters, which were unnecessary and not present on the newcomer's ship. Washu was hailing; a channel opened. "Whaddaya think?" chirped Washu through the comm-link. The newcomer replied that he was quite impressed; likewise several voices from Ryo-Ohki. He hadn't bothered to scan for life- forms...rather surprised, he opened a video linkup. Behind Washu stood the whole group; even Mayuka was onboard. He was rather surprised by this; querying Washu, he learned that in her opinion, the dreadnought was safer than the planet's surface. Several people added that it would also be fun to watch Jurai's full fleet in action. Indeed, the still-expanding armada was very impressive. The newcomer transmitted, "Well then, all we have to do is wait." *********************************************************************** " I'm sooo /bored!/" Mihoshi whined. Listening to her fuss, even Sasami was looking somewhat pained. All the while, Ayeka kept up a steady ranting derision of Mihoshi's whining; nearly as annoying itself, if not entirely so. During all of this, Washu had maintained an uncharacteristic silence; now she spoke, "Everyone be quiet," she said softly, concentrating on something else. Of course, no one was immediately quiet; continuing to use her left hand as a chin- rest, she summoned her pseudo-terminal off to her right side and absent mindedly keyed a few commands in. For several seconds the entire group was falling towards Earth from several miles up before returning to the bridge. Having obtained everyone's attention, Washu continued, "Everybody be quiet, I've received a signal from my lab. Ryoko must have recovered. I guess the computer decided she could and removed my stasis field. I've got to get to my central computer to move the whole complex before Tokimi locates it." L.C. formed from Ryo-Ohki's crystalline floor and was taken under direct control by /Loose Cannon's/ computer. "I'll come too." "Well, how'll we get there?" questioned Sasami. "Teleport, just like Ryoko does it; hyperspacial transit." "Huh?" and she was immediately sorry that she had said it. As Washu again summoned her pseudo-terminal, she began a lecture on teleportation. "Well, you see...we've got to cross a very large amount of space fairly quickly. /So/, what we do is instead of flying there in a ship, we teleport. Now there are a couple of ways to do that," she finished entering commands, they suddenly felt a strong tidal pull and saw their environment stretch into obscurity. The lab sprung back into place around them. Washu walked off, still talking; the others followed. "One way is to disassemble yourself into your component particles and reassemble them where you want to be," she continued. "The real problem with that is that you kind of kill yourself in the process. The person who emerges is basically an exact duplicate of you, but the original is destroyed. That's why we can't travel that way, and one of the major reasons that Ryoko needs those power gems. They're probably the only personal power source powerful enough to create major wormholes." The group walked onto a large plate, slightly elevated above the ground. Ayeka, though really more concerned with getting the lab, and thereby themselves, out of danger, managed a query to Washu, "So Ryoko and we use these wormholes? I've heard the word before, but I'm afraid I'm not entirely sure what it means." "Well, that was one for instance," said Washu, stepping off the plate into the new area to which it had transported them. So are all my transportation devices..." A glowing white ball of plasma flew down from the ceiling, impacting L.C. and shattering it into thousands of crystal shards. Ryoko darted down towards the floor and landed where the probe had been standing. Gasping, she said, "It's you!" She was quite relieved. "I thought you were those damned tree-things! You got my signal? Why the hell did you leave me in here?! What the he..." "Would you /please/ get off? I'm trying to reform," quipped an angry conglomeration of crystals. Ryoko lifted slightly off the ground and looked down in surprise. Slowly, the fragments clumped together and became a large, somewhat humanoid, crystalline mass. Eventually, the mass began to fragment into more and more polygonal shapes. As the growing number of polygons come more and more to resemble the newcomer, pigmentations appeared to flow into the probe. In actuality, the crystal exterior was reforming at the atomic level to modify the wavelengths of light which it would reflect. In any case, the color scheme matched the newscomer's actual body perfectly. "You! What are you doing here...and how did...what the...huh!?" Washu interjected, "Later, I have to get to the central computer. Follow me." The group proceeded to the elevated plate. Washu instructed the rest to wait where they were. She stepped onto the platform and vanished. Several minutes later, jubilant, she returned. "Done," she proclaimed. The computer spoke, "Preparations complete, laboratory now shifting planes. Ten seconds until planar shift." It began counting down, "...six, five, four, three...Warning! Security breach, five hundred twenty eight intruders detected in node 4, quadrant 3, sector 576, level 29: "ectobiology"...planar shift completed successfully." Ryoko and Washu disappeared instantly. The newcomer queried his computer as to whether it could track the two. It could. L.C. flickered out of existence and reemerged into a battlefield. Ryoko and Washu worked in tandem; Washu darting between places of cover, destroying enemies as she went, and Ryoko flying above, attacking airborne invaders. L.C. appeared to be incapable of helping in any way. It had no weapons or other superhuman powers. He could try fighting hand-to-hand, but that probably wouldn't get him very far. He looked around, saw Ryoko dodging energy blasts, Washu firing at a large group of attackers, defensive turrets picking off random enemies...and a blue horizontal line tracing up one of the transport columns. Tenchi ran over to L.C. upon being signaled. The newcomer had come up with an idea. "Give me your sword." "Huh!...um...you can't use it! It'll..." "I know, just gimme it for a while." Reluctantly, Tenchi produced the sword bearing his name and handed it to the probe. Predictably, a violent power outflux inundated its crystal body. A biological entity would have been seriously harmed, but L.C. was designed to store energy. After a few seconds he returned Tenchi's weapon. He emerged from his cover. Dodging energy blasts, he waited for a large group of attackers to surround him... It had been requiring a massive amount of energy to hold L.C. together. The influx of negative ions was attempting to pull apart the probe's crystal lattice at the weak points between polygons. /Loose Cannon/ suddenly released its telekinetic hold, and millions of pieces of razor-sharp, diamond-hard crystalline shrapnel exploded into the cloud of attackers. The newcomer's consciousness returned to his ship. Minus one ally but also obviously winning, Ryoko, Washu, Tenchi and Katsuhito battled the invaders. The wooden monstrosities' numbers dwindled further and further until only a few remained, hidden. Occasionally, one would fire when it thought it couldn't be detected. Invariably, it was then destroyed. Because Washu was moving so erratically, her computer decided that it couldn't put a message box in front of her; it instead interfaced with her crystal matrix. "Oh great Washuchan, you have a message waiting from the /JNS Loose Cannon/." Washu accepted the message. The newcomer's voice came through the comm- link: "Washu! The enemy fleet is here! If you've secured everything there, get back here! Ryo-Ohki is pilotless, these ships are tough as hell! We're taking four losses to their three. Shit! What the hell is tha..." Washu didn't wait to tell the others about the message, she said, "Ryoko! Finish up here!" and then Ryoko was again alone. *********************************************************************** Washu didn't need a neural computer linkup to think quickly. Ryo-Ohki, under her control, was easily evading the barrage of fire aimed at her. Washu divided time between firing on enemies and looking for whatever had surprised her student. The later task was made rather difficult by the hulls and fire of 150 trillion battling warships. Wait...there was the other dreadnought. It didn't seem to be concentrating fire on anything in particular. However...it did appear to have lost all its fighters...and..."Hell!" She opened a channel, "How on Earth did you loose 20% of your shields?!" "Some /huge/ thing attacked me! Looked like Clay's ship! I couldn't evade its fire! Destroyed all my fighters...can't grow more...I took out its bridge and it self-destructed. Jurai system's got a new singularity orbiting now." "A black hole! Where?! I don't see it on sensors." "I cloaked it. I've been luring big capitol ships into it. I'll highlight it for you." The event horizon of the new singularity became a glowing red sphere on her viewscreen. She began working it's position into her evasions. With both dreadnoughts taking out roughly 100 ships per minute, the battle was turning to their favor. A quick calculation would reveal how long the enemy fleet had before being wiped out completely. "Let's see, assume that each Juraian ship takes out only one enemy, that leaves 50 trillion...at two hundred per minute...oh hell. Washu, do you realize that it'll take fifty thousand /years/ to kill these guys!" "You forget that we'll be getting reinforcements soon. Another thirty- trillion ships are coming in from the rest of the empire. They'll be here within the hour." "That still leaves us with way too many ships." "Not necessarily. Your little stunt in the lab gave me an idea." "You can't seriously mean that..." "Yes, I do seriously mean that. Start building a charge." *********************************************************************** "Captain, we're about to enter the Jurai system. They say that they've never seen a battle like this before." "Right, Raise shields and prepare to launch fighters, signal the fleet to do likewise." "Yessir, entering the system now sir." "Captain, we've got incoming! Can't evade it!" "Jesus Christ! Evasive pattern 3, pick a target and fire, launch fighters!" "Got a target! Firing." "Fighters launched sir." "Shields at 65%!" "Splash one heavy cruiser!" "Engineering reports hull breaches and casualties..." "Fighters inbound!" "Divert all engine power to shields." "Got another cruiser, and I've taken out half of those inbounds." "Engine power to shields, eye sir!" "Shields at 40%" "We've picked up a heavy gunboat, they're firing, taking damage to..." "Engine power to shields successful!" "Shields at 25%" "I've almost got that damned gunboat, I think I can..." "Sir, we've got fighters requesting permission to dock!" "Shields at 15%" "Hull breaches on all decks! Reports of casualties from all over the ship..." "Abandon ship! Set self-destruct to two minutes!" "Abandon ship, abandon ship! Self-destruct has been activated! Abandon ship, abandon...oh shit! Too late!" *********************************************************************** /Loose Cannon's/ shields had been drained to help create the charge; they were now running at 5%. With weapons off-line, all that her pilot could do was watch the battle: The /Prosecutor/ was beleaguered by fighters, the /Hot Fist of Destruction/ was blazing away at anything in weapons range and doing quite well, the /Invincible/ was behaving very non-invincibly, Ryo-Ohki was still at 100% shields and was managing to maintain her 100 kill-per-minute rate despite the large void in enemy ships that had formed around her...and thirty-trillion ships suddenly appeared throughout the system. The big carrier in the lead took out a respectable amount of fighters plus three capitol ships before being destroyed. Most of the other ships were running from the fray into voids in the action, especially around the two dreadnoughts. The charge was now fully stored, he prepared to distribute it throughout the ship. For now, he continued watching the battle. Now, many enemy ships were converging on the bubble of friendlies surrounding the /Loose Cannon/. Perhaps they had noticed the pause from her weapons. The bubble, several billion ships strong, began firing defensively long before the encroaching hostiles were in range. Their concentrated nature gave them the advantage, but by now almost all of the enemy not immediately engaged in battle was closing on the /Loose Cannon/. Hundreds of billions of enemy ships were destroyed before the shield of ships was eliminated. /Loose Cannon/ stood defenseless; sensing a major opportunity, the enemy fleet converged. The newcomer transmitted. "Washu, they think I'm dead in the water; I'm setting the computer to release the charge. Will the ship come apart with just that force?" "No. Set the self-destruct for a few minutes and transport to Ryo-Ohki." "Right, done. I'm coming over." For the first time in days, the newcomer's biological body was without its crystal encapsulation. It had been as long since the last time he had tried to walk; standing took some getting used to. He sat on the bridge floor and continued to observe the battle. Washu transmitted to the fleet, "This is Ryo-Ohki calling all ships of the Juraian task force: in 30 seconds the /Loose Cannon/ will destroy any ship within a 0.2 A.U. radius. All ships, jump to adjoining systems /now/!" As the battle fleet abandoned the system, Ryo-Ohki diverted all energy to shields, they would observe the outcome from within the danger zone, and shield Jurai from as much of the debris as possible. They waited. There were only ten seconds left. Why didn't it come! The enemy must realize by now what was happening! If /Loose Cannon/ didn't detonate soon, the plan would backfire! How couldn't this have been ten seconds?! This was maddening! Explode dammit! Expl... /Loose Cannon's/ computer brought 100 tons of antimatter out of containment and into direct contact with the drive-core. Within one-tenthousanth of a second, microfractures in the crystal shell had radiated out to the surface. Normally, the shell would have been vaporized a moment later, but the electromagnetic repulsive charge built up now caused a trillion tons of crystal shards to explode out in all directions. The surrounding attackers were bombarded by quadrillions of deadly missiles, piercing their shields and hulls alike. Automatic systems in most of those that survived activated emergency forcefields around the hull breaches, but all the ships had lost their shields. The powerful shockwave from the scuttling charge impacted the defenseless enemy fleet a few hundredths of a second after the deadly rain of crystal shards. Ship after ship buckled and yielded to the irresistible destructive force. The battle of Jurai was at an end. *********************************************************************** Ryo-Ohki shed crystal fragments into subspace as she reverted to battlecruiser form. Entering the Juraian atmosphere, it was obvious that the planet had not fared well. Planetary defenses had kept most of the ships at bay; but with so many enemies, they had been overwhelmed. Many ships had either bombarded the surface or crashed into it. Several hundred years ago, the royal palace had been destroyed by Ryoko aboard Ryo-Ohki; this day, the planet, perhaps the empire itself, had been saved by the creator of both. Fortunately, the encounter all those years ago had taught the royal family that their planetary defenses were not undefeatable. Individual settlements were now protected by giant deflector shields that could be powered directly by immense turbines buried at the boundary between mantle and outer planetary core. The palace itself had taken very little damage; and although the landscape was scarred and cratered, the major cities appeared, for the most part, to be in tact. "This is Ryo-Ohki coming in, request you lower the shield around the palace." Washu seemed tired but rather hopeful as she said the words. Finally, she knew that she would have time to carry out her plan without the threat of an incursion by her enemy...her enemy. There was no better way to describe Tokimi, because she had no idea who the enigmatic hyperdimensional being was, let alone why she was so interested in her. Well, the questions could wait for a few more thousands of years. Even her plan must wait many years before beginning in earnest. For one, she still had to find a suitable replacement for that kid. Of course, she had to deal with him as well. He obviously couldn't fill the role which she had intended, but he had proved his usefulness in the battle. Maybe he could be used to buy a few more thousand years... Ryo-Ohki slowed to a hover over the palace grounds, her passengers descended to the surface, followed by her own cabbit form. As they entered the throne room to speak to the emperor, they were met by a great forceful blast of noise. The emperor and the entire high council were in emergency session trying to deal with the problems associated with several trillion derelict vessels and many more wounded than any single planet could possibly handle, among a huge number of similar problems. "Look, we need a million ships, right? So pick a million! Send the rest back to wherever they came from. And get some GPs out here to check those damned pirates!" The emperor closed the comm-link that he had been screaming into and turned to Washu. "Washu! Thank God for you! I can't imagine what would have happened if that battlefleet had just appeared in Jurai system without warning." "We can talk of such things later. I'm just here to make certain that everything is containable, and to give you this." She handed him a small transparent silicon cube. "I've put all the necessary data for my part of the deal on this holographic storage unit, and a complete training program. I'll speak to you long distance later, for now I must return to my lab, and check on Ryoko." "Of course, goodbye Washu." "Oh, and I almost forgot, your daughter Ayeka has asked that Tenchi remain with her here for a few days in order that he might get a glimpse of royal life, they are somewhere in the palace now." He smiled at that, "Certainly, I will do my best to make our guest feel at home." *********************************************************************** Ryoko crouched in a remote corner of the great room to which Washu's computer had confined the remnants of Tokimi's invading force. Superhumanly alert, she observed the many small crevices and hiding places in which her enemy might be laying hidden. For some time now, nothing had moved; it appeared that the invaders had been wiped out. She waited, and now she began to mull over possible courses of action. It had been almost 24 hours since Washu had again left her in this giant, now sealed, room. She hadn't even told her why she had to depart so suddenly. She wished that she could move; perhaps she would risk it and let down her guard. If Washu's computer would behave a bit more cooperatively, this could have ended hours ago. "Dammit, /why/ can't you tell me whether there are any left? And don't give me that damned, 'Internal sensors...'" "Request denied. Internal sensors unavailable." "I /said.../" A swirling blue-purple vortex spiraled out from a point a few hundred meters from Ryoko's corner. Several long, thin forms sped outward from it's interior, their leading edges beginning to expand vertically. Within a few hundredths of a second, the spagettified forms of Washu, Katsuhito, Sasami, Noboyuki, Mihoshi and the newcomer (this time his actual body, not L.C.) had become recognizable. The wormhole vanished, Ryoko as well. Washu's daughter reappeared facing her creator, "What took you so long? You know I've been waiting here for..." "Any left?" interrupted Washu. "That's another thing. Why the /hell/ won't your computer..." But Washu already had her answer, internal sensors reported zero invaders remaining. She responded to Ryoko, "Because you don't have the right clearance. Internal sensors are an important system, you know. I wouldn't want someone messing around with delicate settings who didn't know what they were doing." "Hmph...That stupid thing made me sit in that corner for ten hours after I got the last one. You'd think that it'd be smart enough to just..." Insulting Washu's computer is a dangerous thing to do in her presence. Fortunately for Ryoko, the timely appearance of a comm window interrupted Washu's intended demonstration of this. The captain of the Juraian flagship looked slightly worried. "Washu, we're picking up an...interesting anomaly on sensors. Hyperspace drives on some of our large outbound ships are giving their captains hell about jumping from too far inside a star's gravity well. But they're all well outside of unsafe range. We thought you might be able to offer some insight." "You've accounted for the new black hole, right?" "Hell yes! We've got a team of tugs trying to get it the hell out of the system, sensors aren't being fooled by it though." "Well, I'll see if I can find anything. Wait just a second." Washu's pseudo-terminal appeared at her command. She displayed a diagram of the Jurai system. Indeed, there was a large gravity well forming a few AUs from the star. "What on Earth is that?" It was growing in strength as well, what could cause that? Her computer gave a list of suggestions, at the top of the list was, "Extremely massive body approaching from hyperspace." "/Blast!/ Check the last course of Tokimi's fleet, are there any ships that haven't arrived yet?" Responding to Washu's spoken command, her computer said, "Confirmed, one capitol vessel now 2.5 HSUs from standard space and decelerating. Length is 3,578 meters; mass is 1.9734 times ten to the thirtieth power kilograms; class is undefined; class nickname is 'Galaxy Puller.'" Speaking into the comm-link, "Looks like we've got a straggler, didn't pick it up before. It'll be in the Jurai system in just a few seconds. Powerful; one like it gave one of my dreadnoughts a tough time. I think I'll head back to Jurai to help out, most of your fleet has already left, right?" "Correct, we appreciate any assistance you might be able to lend...looks like it's coming through now. Better hurry, or you'll miss the action!" Washu closed the window. "It would appear that Tokimi's flagship isn't captained by an idiot, fooled even me. I think the Juraian fleet may need some help, everyone coming?" "You're not leaving me behind this time!" voiced Ryoko. "Certainly not, let's go." The universe stretched into obscurity. *********************************************************************** "We're just outside the palace's protective field, so we can still launch. However, we're unprotected against orbital assault; so everyone pay attention to this monitor..." a large pseudo-window popped up, displaying the planet along with the Juraian battlefleet, which was taking heavy losses to the huge ship in their midst, "...so we'll know when to get out of here if it starts attacking the surface." "Fine, you guys do that; I'd rather fight the thing alone anyway," Ryoko stated as she and Ryo-Ohki lifted off the ground. "No wait Ryoko, you won't have time to form the dreadnought if you just take off!" warned Washu, too late. Ryoko, now in Ryo-Ohki's battlecruiser form, flew off into the battle; of course, she had no idea what her mother was yelling about, but there was no way that she was going to let those bastards hurt her Tenchi. Washu looked and felt rather irritated, "All right, fine... You, start collecting material to form the /Loose Cannon's/ dreadnought form, don't launch now! Just get the material." "Umm...how?" "Ugh.../I'll/do it." Within a few seconds, an "acquiring material-0%" box appeared in the lower-right corner of the newcomer's vision. Apparently, the ship was being formed in subspace. As he turned to the large battle monitor, a second line of text and a second progress bar appeared under the previous one, but in the same box: "assembling ship remotely-0%." On screen, the enemy had completely routed the Juraian fleet. What ships were left were now fleeing the awesome power of Tokimi's flagship. With the exception of a tiny shining point flying straight into its fire. *********************************************************************** Ryo-Ohki meowed apprehensively. "Don't wimp out on me now, Ryo-Ohki!" Ryoko commanded as they hurtled toward the vastly more powerful ship. "We're in weapon's range." "Fire! Now!" From the four points of Ryo-Ohki's great spires, intensely bright beams of light shot forth, in rapid succession, toward the enemy. In retaliation, thousands of lateral guns sprung out from the flagship's hull. Firing in sequence, and with perfect aim, they were all but impossible for even the nimble battlecruiser to evade. The giant ship had no shields, but the heavily armored hull was barely being affected by it's assailant's weapons. "Ryo-Ohki, can't you find some weak point or something?!" "Based upon previous encounters, destroying this class of warship's bridge results in self destruction." "Then fire at the blasted bridge!" "Acknowledged." The slowly tracing bursts of light converged at once upon the immense head at the craft's leading edge. They didn't seem to be producing much impact there as well; but the action certainly caused one interesting response: all weapons fire from the flagship ceased. "I don't like this, Ryo-Ohki. Stay alert." "Acknowledged, there is a large buildup of energy from a small grouping of cannons nearest our location." "Fire there! Get us around to the other side of the ship." "Again the beams of light refocused, this time there /was/ a visible effect; a gaping hole, several hundred feet in radius, was suddenly blasted out of the giant ship's side. Cannons along the remainder of its over two mile length resumed their attack, but such efforts were unnecessary. "Warning, level three shockwave detect..." The powerful blast wave rippled through Ryo-Ohki's crystalline hull, wreaking havoc on its internal structure. As layer after layer of crystal lattice was sheared from its foundation, the unity of the ship's systems was lost. Now Ryo-Ohki was simply a great crystalline mass, encasing her biological body and Ryoko, and drifting toward Jurai. Despite the cavernous void in the big ship's hull, there appeared to be few adverse effects, and she continued towards the capitol planet. *********************************************************************** "The ship will swing around the planet and then off into deep space," said Washu. She had transported Ryoko and her cabbit out of the derelict vessel several minutes after the shockwave hit. Ryo-Ohki was severely dazed and being pampered by Sasami. Ryoko lay on the ground, unconscious. "I told her not to go off like that." "Will she be all right Washu?" asked Sasami, plaintively. Noboyuki spoke up, "I'm sure she'll be just fine Sasami, don't worry." "Of course," chirped Washu, "I didn't make a weakling you know. Really, I'm rather surprised that she was knocked unconscious, her injuries aren't that severe. There's not much that can hurt someone who has no real vital organs..." Sasami was curious, "Huh Washu?" Ayeka, devilishly grinning, retorted, "Well if /that/ doesn't prove she's a monster, then what /does/?" Washu cocked her head and smiled maliciously at the princess, "Well, she has a brain of course, that's pretty important! But the rest is a humanoid/masu hybrid structure; facilitates regeneration." "Aha! Like Ryoko's father!" toned Mihoshi. "Mmm...So Ryoko is an advanced version of that mass-humanoid that attacked Tenchi?" The newcomer was still waiting for the Loose Cannon to form. "Well most of her is. Then of course there's the crystal matrix, and the less advanced technological additions; and the biological brain, of course." "And most of that wouldn't be affected by a shockwave?" "Correct. I would imagine that she's just taken some damage to the one system that's hardest to fix. Must have hit her head pretty hard to do any damage at all really, but the nano-bots will fix it up soon." "You mean the nanites do the self-healing stuff, I would have thought that it would be more like the mass." "True, and that's standard; but the brain has a cellular structure, unlike the rest of her. Cellular composition is difficult to reconstruct, so you need something that can deal with more variables, like the nano-bots." "Makes sense, but if Ryoko's an advanced mass, then does that mean that her body core is antimatter? That seems a little unstable." "Of course not. Mass produce energy that way, but it's too dangerous for a sentient life form. Ryoko's energy is drawn from the power gems. I've made her crystal matrix specially to accept them, so she can generate plasma and use her other powers in any situation. Ryo-Ohki's gem is of my own creation, and it serves the same purpose. On the other hand, you or I require a link to my large generators in subspace." "Oh? If you can create such things, why rely on generators?" "When have I ever been cut off from them? Never. And they produce more power than the gems anyway. Admittedly they're /much/ bigger, but that doesn't really matter in an uninhabited universe." A few minutes passed, everyone looked worriedly at the battle monitor, showing the huge ship slowly approaching the capitol planet, unopposed. In an attempt to break the uneasy silence, the newcomer spoke up. "You know, speaking of masses; you said at one point that they're made of matter, antimatter and some sort of neutral material. What exactly is that? I've never heard of anything like that before." "Simple really. It's just..." "WARNING! INCOMING WEAPONS FIRE!" blared a disembodied computerized voice. A gigantic column of blazing green light descended from the sky and impacted the royal palace's shielding. The brilliant blue dome flared into life to take the force of the blast, and the earsplitting sound of the surrounding atmosphere being turned to plasma resounded for miles. The great shield's power generator appeared to be withstanding the surge well enough, and the immense ship in orbit appeared to be able to keep that weapon in operation forever. Giant arcs of current leapt forth from both beam and dome; and all stared awestruck at the great column in front of them, with one terminus visible on the battle monitor and the other imbedded in the huge blue hemisphere a few hundred meters away. "Who knows which will last longer," said Washu, "What's your status?" she turned to the newcomer. "90% and 85%. Almost done; shouldn't we draw its fire away first, I'm pretty vulnerable when I'm switching forms." "It won't leave its spot for anything now that it's got the palace in its sights. You'll have to get out of range first; Ryo-Ohki, take us out a few AUs." Sasami was upset by this, "Washu, you can't make her do that now. Not after what happened the last time." "Really there's no problem. She can make a new ship, good as new. Right Ryo-Ohki?" Happy to help, Ryo-Ohki meowed an affirmation, then leapt into the sky and switched into her battlecruiser form. "Everyone come along, it's safer out there anyway," commanded Washu. Ryo- Ohki understood. She transported the entire group to her bridge before starting upwards. It didn't take much time for the secondary cannons of the huge ship above to open fire. As Ryo-Ohki struggled upwards against the hail of fire her passengers were shaken badly. Finally, they were out of range. A few minutes later, the newcomer announced that the /Loose Cannon/ had formed. Washu brought Ryo-Ohki to a stop. She said, "The program will automatically bring the shell into this plane if you select Dreadnought from the menu. Good luck." "Shouldn't be too hard, I killed one like it before," came the newcomer's detached voice as he phased through the hull and began moving to a safe distance. After a few seconds and several miles, the huge form of /Loose Cannon's/ Dreadnought mode appeared around his distant floating shape. From the bridge of Ryo-Ohki, the group watched as the hulking ship thrust towards Jurai. *********************************************************************** The huge enemy did not even bother to power down its superlaser as it rotated into attack position. The blazing green column raked along the ground, vaporizing the soil down to the bare bedrock and sweeping across the footprints of its rivals before razing several small villages, too poor to afford defensive shields, to the ground and below. Now the deadly weapon swung around to face one of Washu's most powerful creations; the /Loose Cannon/ was fast approaching conventional weapons' range. The huge polyhedron easily avoided the wildly swinging column of light. Several AUs distant, the occupants of Ryo-Ohki could easily discern a curvature in the beam as the titanic vessel generating it rotated. One among them, however, was uninterested in the lightshow; Washu anxiously watched a small window superimposed on the starscape: *** acquiring materials-54% --- assembling-47% *** Blasts of gleaming white light, tiny in comparison to the superlaser still shining menacingly but ineffectively, sped towards the /Loose Cannon/ in slow motion. The central computer was guessing as to their locations; as of course there was no way to actually see the incoming laserblasts. The two ships were approximately .4 light seconds displaced from each-other, easily far enough for the /Loose Cannon's/ superluminal space drive to dodge. The problem was that they just kept /anticipating/ the newcomer's movements! As soon as one volley would be behind him, there were several more aimed directly at him and already approaching. The only course of action at these times was to retreat before the oncoming blasts, out to beyond range, and then charge into the fray once more; hoping to dodge the first few volleys in order to gain a shooting position. Fortunately, the lumbering enemy was no match for Washu's creation in terms of agility; a good number of the newcomer's shots were finding their marks. Unfortunately, Tokimi's forces seemed to have learned from their earlier, fatal mistakes. This ship was not set to self-destruct upon the destruction of the bridge, as about twenty minutes of continuous fire on that section revealed. In addition, some sort of hyper-advanced ray shielding had been installed over the most vital areas, although the lateral weapons arrays were left unshielded. A large hull breach in place of several of the lateral cannons made a tempting target, but it was extremely well shielded; not worth the time and energy. But how had Ryoko managed to create that hull breach in the first place? Logically, it would seem that she had attacked the weapons array, but even Ryo- Ohki couldn't have gotten a firing position on those given the way they were firing now. As he was wondering, disaster struck. Within the space of about a second, the newcomer received the following alerts: *** WARNING: Unanticipated impact reported *** Reassessing target weapons' recharge rates *** ALERT: Weapon enemy's firing patterns have become erratic, unable to predict weapons- fire locations *** NOTE: Removing projected laserfire images *** The space around the /Loose Cannon/ suddenly became pitch black, with no laserblasts visible. All that remained was the constant bleeping of the minor alert siren and the now slowly decreasing shield status indicator. "What the hell, can't avoid it now." The /Loose Cannon/ moved into a course directly out from the lateral line of gun turrets flanking the enemy vessel. As the great polyhedron's shields began to drop much faster, individual cannons began to explode; unprotected from the newcomer's precision shots. *********************************************************************** "Blast! He'll get destroyed that way, why doesn't he run a projection to see if he'll be successful?" Washu watched in dismay as one of her finest creations was piloted into certain destruction. She quickly glanced behind her at another readout displaying 72% completion of the dreadnought shell. Had she not been so preoccupied, she might have noticed a small stirring from Ryoko out of the corner of her eye. *********************************************************************** "Washu is hailing you." "Accept communication." Washu's voice pervaded the newcomer's consciousness, "You do realize that you'll loose your shields before you can destroy all of those, right?" "Huh!? Um...hold on." Several seconds passed. "Oh. Well then I'll just get out of weapons' range when they get too low. I can regenerate faster than it can." "True, but what about the imperial palace? I don't know if it's defensive shield could withstand another attack." "Well, I can't think of a better way to disable this thing. If I can't stay near it then I can't attack it where it hurts; and I can't get closer than this unless I get rid of these guns." "Actually, that might work. I'll be there to help in about thirty minutes; try to keep it busy until then." "Got it! See you in thirty minutes then." *********************************************************************** Swirling colors danced before Ryoko's vision. If she dared open her eyes for a brief minute, she could discern the forms of the group. They were aboard Ryo-Ohki, with Washu at the helm. Through the ringing in her ears she was barely able to discern the excited voices of some of the others as they peered out through the void at a large curving line in towards the star. Washu muttered a line about someone getting destroyed and turned to look at something on the display behind Ryoko, she looked very concerned. What was going on...she couldn't remember what had happened, all she knew was that Tenchi was on Jurai...and under attack. At the thought of Tenchi in danger, Ryoko tried to heave herself onto her feet. At the sudden effort, a sharp pain in her head knocked her back into unconsciousness. As far as Ryoko was concerned, what ensued could have been an eternity; finally, she began to gain consciousness. She was barely able to make out snippets of conversation over Ryo-Ohki's comm-link. Washu was talking to that newcomer. Where was he at? Maybe still on Jurai...Jurai, that's where Tenchi was...she had to help Tenchi...why was Washu still so far out in space? Why weren't they helping Tenchi? Then she heard Washu say that the palace couldn't take another hit. That was too much, she started to struggle to her feet. *********************************************************************** Washu closed the comm-link. "Ryo-Ohki, can you give me an exact time until completion..." "Ryo-Ohki! Head towards Jurai, full speed!" "What! Ryoko! When did you...No Ryo-Ohki, don..." "Do it Ryo-Ohki!" Ryo-Ohki let out a confused and troubled meow, then started towards Jurai, despite Washu's continuing objections, on incomplete engines. *********************************************************************** "57% of enemy's starboard turrets now inoperative, shields are at 32% of maximum strength and falling." "How long until we have to back off?" "About seven minutes, I would suggest thrusting away in precisely six minutes, 47 seconds...mark." "Remind me then...and move us toward the enemy's bow, see if we can get some of the rear guns to let off." "Acknowledged, recalculating time to departure." The /Loose Cannon/ seemed to jump to a point several miles in space from its last location; abruptly, many of the enemy's aft turrets ceased to fire, as their target was now impossible to hit without damaging the turrets forward of them. The newcomer didn't have any such problems; he /wanted/ to destroy turrets, and he was doing a respectable job of it. However, computer projections still showed that he was loosing the race. The /Loose Cannon/ would completely loose shields before all the turrets were destroyed; and her hull was not designed to take any kind of punishment from energy weapons. Because the /Loose Cannon/ was transparent, any one of those laser turrets could vaporize her captain through the hull in one shot. "Now five minutes left. By the way, I'm tracking Ryo-Ohki converging on our location. She has not completed her dreadnought form and will not for some time. Her shields are up but are at one third strength. She does have nearly full weapons capabilities but only has subluminal drives and no onboard computer activity save for the standard battlecruiser model...Acknowledged, channel open now...I was refused a visual linkup, audio only." The newcomer spoke through the link, "Washu, what are you doing? You can't be serious about..." Ryoko's irate voice permeated his consciousness, "I have taken control of my ship and yes I have every intention of attacking that thing! I don't care how much bigger it is than Ryo-Ohki, I can kill it! I'm just going to have to..." "Do you mean you don't even know what ship you're in!? Washu, where are you? Can't you get Ryoko under control?...Or at least let her know what she's piloting?" Washu's voice came through, "I have tried. She won't let me or Ryo-Ohki link with her, and she won't believe me...she always was a stubborn little thing." "Oh shut up /mom/! I don't know why you want Tenchi gone, but I won't let you let him die!" "I don't want Tenchi /dead/! -He's my most promising research specimen after all-..." "You see! You don't care about Tenchi at all..." "You don't understand what's going on! If you would just run a scan of the enemy ship you'd see..." "Agh! All right fine! Ryo-Ohki, show me that blast..." Before she could finish the command Ryo-Ohki complied. A view appeared of the battle being waged above the imperial palace, obviously oriented so as to prominently display the existence of the /Loose Cannon/. The view lagged by several seconds, not because of the information's travel time, but in order that the computer could draw in the laser beams (based on reports from the /Loose Cannon's/ impact sensors). "What...is that!?" "You see! /That/ is my latest achievement in ship design! And if it were piloted properly it would have already destroyed that thing..." The newcomer interrupted, "If you have complaints about my work, then by all means take over for me. My computer may want to take chances, but I think I'll leave myself a three minute window. I'll be back in a few minutes, after shields recharge." The comlink died, and the /Loose Cannon/ vanished. "As I was saying, " Washu continued, "/that/ was also an excellent example of what Ryo-Ohki's dreadnought form will be, if it has a chance to form. "What are you talking about! What did you do to Ryo-Ohki!" "If I were you I'd be paying more attention to the..." Ryo-Ohki 'mya'ed, and a shield indicator window appeared. There were about twenty minutes until total shield failure. "If I were you I'd start firing. If I may suggest, taking out those lateral turrets might be a good idea." "Of course it would be a good idea! Ryo-Ohki, fire on the lateral cannons!" Bright points of light should have flared from Ryo-Ohki's quadruplet spires...what was happening. Suddenly a great beam of white energy erupted from just below the viewport, completely destroying one of the turrets. Seconds later, it happened again. "What the hell is going on!? Why did you put a laser under the viewport!? What else have you done to my..." "I'm still amazed how oblivious you are to the fact that there is a mile of crystalline hull between you and that viewport." "What!!! What have you done to my ship!" "Correction, my ship. I built her, and I am tired of letting your outbursts determine her fate! I'm sorry Ryo-Ohki. I know that you hate it when I do this; I was trying to avoid it, but it is necessary." At that Washu slumped to the floor, took on a look of meditation, crossed her legs and closed her eyes. A red glow came over the bridge, floating crystals began to pulsate and glow bright red. Ryo-Ohki took on unbelievable mobility; even though the incoming blasts were invisible, they were not hitting home. The enemy just couldn't predict the ship's actions. Meanwhile, all fire from Ryo- Ohki ceased, she simply danced around the incoming blasts and replied with nothing. Several of the others onboard recognized this situation; Ryo-Ohki was like this just before they boarded the Soujya...of course Washu had done it, why hadn't they thought of it before? Ryoko was trying to control herself, "Why don't you attack! If you can avoid the fire, you can defeat them!" "Be patient, I don't intend to sit out here forever avoiding fire. They'll get what they deserve soon enough." "Whaddaya need to wait for!? Why's later any better than now!?" "Because of power. Wait longer, get a bigger charge." "Well you could've told me that earlier! You mean this thing can take out that ship in one shot!? "Of course not. I'd've done that hours ago if I could've. What I can do is take out that ray-shielding over the big hole you blew out of our enemy's side." "Hah! You see, I knew what I was doing when I shot those cannons!" "Actually you did exactly what they wanted you to do. They lost a few turrets, we very nearly lost a ship. But there's gotta be something worth hitting back there, or they wouldn't have put all that shielding up. And sooooo..." The viewscreens became a solid glaring white. Nothing was visible outside the ship for several seconds. Finally, the glare began to die away. Ryo-Ohki's passengers stared anxiously at the dull shadows now filtering through the graying light outside. When at last Ryo-Ohki's great weapon was silent, and the distant Juraian sun was again the brightest object in the system, they saw the result of the immense blast upon their enemy...no change whatsoever! But Washu's look of meditation ceased, she climbed up onto her feet and sat down in the command chair. "Ryo-Ohki, can you tell what's behind that hole now?...AH! Really! Ha, you idiots! It's easier to charge the closest cannons to the power source, but if they get destroyed then...Ryo-Ohki, do you remember how we destroyed the rest of the battlefleet by blowing up the /Loose Cannon/? I want you to detach part of your hull and send it in through the hole to near that power supply, set it off in ten seconds." "Miya." A glowing chunk of crystal shot towards the enemy and through the now unprotected hole. Obeying Washu's tacit order, Ryo-Ohki surged through hyperspace, reappearing in orbit over Jurai. To the others it suddenly became apparent that somehow during the exchange, Washu had managed to lure the big ship out several degrees around Jurai's orbit. Ryo-Ohki displays a timer on screen, it is at seven seconds and counting down...6...5...4...3...The /Loose Cannon/ jumps into existence a few kilometers from the enemy ship...2...Those on Ryo-Ohki have just processed what they saw and react with horror...1...Ryoko starts to give a voice command but Washu has already regained her meditating appearance, the others see the /Loose Cannon/ flare red...0. A solid black sphere, the event horizon of the second new black hole of the day, appeared around the forms of the two great ships and blotted out a vast portion of the starfield behind it. Washu lost her meditating look and slumped in the chair, the others stared in horrified silence out the viewscreen. *********************************************************************** The /Loose Cannon/ jumped in next to its enemy, it didn't fire. Through the hole in the side, the newcomer's telescopes could detect frenzied activity. He couldn't tell why they were in such a hurry. He also didn't see Ryo-Ohki. He spoke to his computer, "Can you detect Ryo-Oh..." And he lost all sensation save for sight. And that sense was completely occupied by the image of a solid red field, with slightly brighter red letters superimposed over it. The letters spelled out the words: *** Washu aboard Ryo-Ohki has seized control of this vessel, please wait for control to be returned to you. *** The newcomer was astounded, this had never happened before, even when Washu was interfaced with his computer. What was going on? For about ten seconds he wondered before he realized that he was again in control, he was floating through empty space with nothing visible, even on long range sensors. He was in an empty universe. "Find out where we are and get us back to Jurai system." For a few seconds the computer checked its logs, calculated rate of drift in this universe and plotted a course back through the column of planes to its home universe, matched 3D velocity with Ryo-Ohki and then jumped. Twenty seconds after the formation of the new black hole, Ryo-Ohki's passengers saw the /Loose Cannon/ appear a kilometer from their viewscreens. *********************************************************************** "Hey everyone! Time for dinner!" Sasami called out across the rolling hills surrounding the Masaki residence. In the floating onsen, Mihoshi and Ayeka, looking after Mayuka, heard Sasami and interrupted their bath. On the docks, Ryoko and Ryo-Ohki were "fishing," but stopped what they were doing to head for the house. Upstairs, Tenchi, Noboyuki and Katsuhito had already been summoned and were on their way down. But in Washu's lab, Washu and her student were out of earshot. They wouldn't have interrupted their conversation anyway. "Well, it took almost a year, but I think you've become as experienced in interspecies espionage as someone of your limited mental capacity can be. However, I think that you would benefit from some assistance in your mission. As such, I've put together several packages filled with everything you need to install an integral crystal matrix into a humanoid. Spend time on your home world and others searching out those whom you can trust and who you think could help you. Then tell them of your mission, to infiltrate and disrupt Tokimi's military. If they are willing to help you, give them the means. If they are not, I suggest that you find some way to silence them; you do not want non-allies to know of your objectives." "Mmm...I guess I should leave soon. I wish I didn't have to though." "We have been through this. Remember that not only this universe but all universes' fates depend on the defeat of Tokimi. Also, you do not truly belong here, you are not of this world, you should not stay here." "Yeah. I guess it would be a little weird if I just showed up in the third OAV series!" "I still don't understand why you continue to insist that changes in this world will have any effect on that TV show. And remember, you have at least a thousand years to play with before you need to infiltrate enemy space, so make your selection of allies carefully. If you wish to stay the night, fine; but I suggest that you leave soon." Her student nodded, and vanished. Just then, Sasami ran up to Washu. "Washu! We're waiting for you, it's time for dinner!" Washu turned to face the little girl, "All right Sasami, I'll be there in a minute." "OK Washu, but don't be late again!" She turned and ran off towards the transporter, just before she arrived Washu called after her, "Oh and Sasami! You'll need one fewer plate tonight..." *********************************************************************** The End. *********************************************************************** Well, that's it. I hope you enjoyed it. Either way, I'd like to hear comments on the story and the scientific explanations. You can email me at zyzzyx1@mac.com. Oh, and if you liked it, do you think that you would like reading a sequel to it? It would of course have to be mostly or entirely about "the newcomer's" (who I guess would need a nickname or callsign or something) adventures on his Earth and on Tokimi's worlds. I'm not sure whether it would be interesting to read something like that or not, so...what do you think? As I said, here are my original notes, modified to be more easily readable. These contain all of what's in the fanfic plus a few miscellaneous thoughts. *********************************************************************** Theories on Ryoko's Abilities 1. Phasing: Two possibilities: First: Electromagnetic force dispersion: flaws: Reactionless to photons Possible nucleic interactions Lack of normal force with floor combined with no effect on the gravitational force Intermolecular activity w/o electromagnetic force(BRAIN ACTIVITY ESPECIALLY) Effects of strong nuclear force w/o electromagnetic force Solutions: Holographic(or other) projection Calculation of nuclear positions(REALLY UNLIKELY) Flight--or gravity dispersion Non-celular structure(i.e. masses)(DOESN'T FIX EVERYTHING) Dispersion of strong nuclear force(UNACCEPTABLE RESULT) Second: Hyperspatial movement (probable): Flaws: Would disappear from sight Would not need to appear to be moving through an object Wouldn't be able to observe our astral plane Movement in hyperspace Solutions: Holographic (or other[astral body?--question: what is an astral body, maybe a holographic projection :-) -- ] ) projection For aesthetics All sorts of possibilities(remote probes/5+dimensional presence[obviously very small in the fourth spatial dimension so as to be unseen], some sort of side on "radar") See "flight" 2.Flight: Two possibilities: First: Electromagnetic force guidance(pushing off atmospheric particles): flaws: Conflicts with possibility one of "Phasing" (AND FLIGHT MUST COEXIST WITH PHASING TO PREVENT GRAVITATIONAL ATTRACTION TO PLANET CORE OR TO PROVIDE MOVEMENT IN HYPERSPACE DURING PHASED STATE) Wouldn't work in space Solutions: Well this is tough, could be VERY selective electromagnetic force manipulation Pushing off solar wind (problem with speed of repulsion, would have to be very fast) Second: Hyperspace fluctuation (probable): flaws: Would affect gravity wells (particularly in deep space[think after escaping the Soujya and not affecting the movement of the RiuOh wreckage]) Solutions: Very strict maintenance of width of well--or--well only affects astral plane that the real body is in (see "phasing" possibility two) 3.Energy Weapons(intrinsic/with gems): Two possibilities: First: Channeling of EM radiation(through integral crystal matrix[which interfaces with power gems]): flaws: Directionality(balls floating while charging--sword) solutions: Projected--or--beam-intersection luminance Second: Channeling of plasma (generated by matter/antimatter explosion or heating of material by power gems) through either a magnetic field or a subspace well: flaws: One ball passes through Tenchi's head Solutions: Low energy plasma option (for display)--or--projected (unlikely) 4.Teleportation: Two possibilities: First: Movement through hyperspace: flaws/solutions: See "phasing" and "flight" Second: External transmission/reassembly: flaws: Kills original (notice that no other transport system in any Tenchi series does it like that) Incongruant with appearance (flickering transparency [yes this does apply to option one, but in option one it is possible to flick in and out quickly and maybe do it consciously for effect]) Where is the transceiver solutions: External consciousness (DOESN'T WORK, HAS BEEN CUT OFF FROM ALL TRANSMISSIONS, EVEN THROUGH SUBSPACE AND WAS STILL CONSCIOUS) Projection (seems pointless) Probably shadowing her in subspace 5.Self Healing One possibility: Taking material from surroundings--or--converting energy to matter: both quite possible, the problem is that it would take a huge amount of processing power to reproduce a hand or something that way--I propose that she doesn't have a cellular structure, but is a considerably more advanced mass conglomeration. (NOTE: THE "ANTIMATERIAL" MUST BE SEPARATED FROM THE "MATERIAL" BY SOMETHING OTHER THAN "NEUTRAL MATERIAL," WHATEVER THAT IS, OR SHE WOULD HAVE EXPLODED UPON YOSHO IMPALING HER THROUGH THE NECK WITH THE TENCHIKEN.--PERSONALLY, I WOULD GUESS THAT THE PLASMA IS EITHER CREATED BY ANTIMATTER-MATTER EXPLOSION IN HYPERSPACE OR BY EXTREME HEATING OF THE SURROUNDING SUBSTRATE BY THE POWER GEMS' ENERGY) 6.Miscilaneous(demon summoning/possession of big slabs of marble/telepathy/echoey voice :-) /speaking in space/etc.): Telepathy is easy: her integral crystal matrix transmits to/from Ryo- Ohki's/Washu's(I'M ASSUMING THAT WASHU HAS MADE THE SAME MODIFICATION TO HERSELF, THEREFORE THE ENERGY SWORD, THE TELEPATHY, THE PLASMA BLASTS, etc.) Demon summoning and material possession are the same, in both cases she merely creates a somewhat anthropomorphic shape out of the substrate, using whichever of the atom-manipulating techniques discussed above she actually possesses. In some of these cases the thing is sentient, or at least autonomous, and I'm guessing that in these cases the pattern is preset so as not to require an ungodly amount of processing power (supported by "...I need a gem on my RIGHT wrist to control this demon..." [it shows a finite number of "controllable," therefore autonomous, creatures] ). Voice stuff is weird, there are a lot of possible ways to communicate vocally in space, mainly by using some other wave which transmogrifies into sound upon contact with matter. Since she doesn't need to breathe, her voice probably isn't generated the same way either, I would imagine that her voice can be vastly different from what we have ever heard, although she probably doesn't know this and/or doesn't have access to the capability. ***side notes*** It takes more energy to use telepathy than to phase and fly simultaneously (Ryoko requires one of the real gems to contact Ryo-Ohki but can fly, phase and also fire some pretty strong energy pulses just by use of the replacement one she had before getting the one from Tenchi [I guess she generated it herself over time and hence degenerated into the mummy---if any of you know anything about this could you tell me whether this is this ever explained in something I haven't seen/read?---]). Tokimi was the weakest of the triad. Tokimi's inability to generate lighthawk wings (while Washu's gems, and of course Tsunami's trees, can) and her inability to duplicate the power gem or even understand what it was, prove that she cannot have been the strongest of the three and in fact was the weakest. Also, remember that Yosho (Given power [which must somehow be stored in the first tree, Tsunami-ki, from the time of the triad] by Tsunami) was able to defeat Ryoko (given power by all three power gems [of course, storing power given to them by Washu before she became mortal]) This implies that Tsunami was in fact the strongest of the three, followed by Washu and then by Tokimi. Exactly the reverse of what it appears. Note that this does not mean that Tsunami is more powerful than Washu. I still hold that Washu the mortal is stronger than Tsunami the mortal. Why Tokimi remained in her 'deity' form while the others didn't, of course, is another mystery, but it does make her the strongest of the three now. The sound made by Ryoko's teleportation can be explained by the fact that she is quickly entering/exiting reality; this very quickly displaces a lot of air, which would create a sharp, rapidly cycling sound much like the one we hear when she teleports. This would not happen if the flickering effect were generated by holographic projection, obviously, and therefore lends further unliklihood to the possibility that teleportation is done by remote disassembly/reassembly. ******************************************************************************** *** Justification for the newcomer's integral crystal matrix: I imagine that by now you will have realized the cause for the objection to my claim of non-fantasization with my character; namely Washu's installation of a crystal matrix in him, which of course gave the character obvious superhuman abilities. While of course this could be taken to be fantasizing about unrealistic possibilities, it most certainly is not an attempt by me to convince my readers that I am in fact a superhuman being. Since it is entirely possible, albeit highly unlikely, that I could have such a matrix installed into myself, I believe that I am justified in stating that I do not instill into my character any false characteristics (with the exception of the aforementioned social grace).